第1章
“shenjiaojiao，niyaoshibuleyiyanglugangheluqiang，jiubiejinwolujiademen。”
shenjiaojiaotingzhelaotaitaiyaoyaqiechideweixie，dunshiganjueyizhentoutengyulie，zaizhengkaiyan，qiaolidelianshangmanshichaofengxiao，“xinga，wobujinlujianguodemen，wojiajiguqingbei。”
lulaotaitaiweixiewantazhihou，likeyishidao，tachuanshule，haishitasiqiankandexiaoshuo。
shangbeizitashiyimingdingjiandeyisheng，jiabanzuoleyitaishoushu，zhunbeifeiguowaicanjiayantaohui，shoujilishihaoyouqianxietianjitafadexiaoshuoneirong，shitangmeixiedeyibenxiaoshuo，fanpaidemingzihetayiyang，jiujiaoshenjiaojiao。
shuzhongdeshenjiaojiaohetashangbeizidebeijingyiyang，yinzheshijializuixiaodenver，fumugegedouyuanyitengzhe，meichiguoaiedeku，houlaijialitiaojianhaozhuan，fumukantacongming，yilugongtaduwangaozhong。
nvzhushenyurongzeshizaizhongnanqingnvdejializhangda，weilejigegequxifu，budebujiajilujianguo。
shuzhongdeshenyurongbuqingbuyuandejiajileshenjiaojiaoxihuandelujianguo，shenglehaizihou，likefaxiantabingbushishenjiadeqinshenghaizi，shishenjiabaoyangde，zhenghaotabamazhaoguolai，jiupaoqiyiqiezoule。
yuanzhushenailujianguo，zhidaojiajilujianguodetangmeipaofuqizizouhou，gezhongnaozheyaojiajigujianguo，buzaihuwaimiandemingsheng，zhixiangzuolujianguodeqizi。
gengbuguantadaodiyoumeiyoulihun，yebuguantayijiajinqujiuyaodanghouniang。
yuanzhubuguanbugudejiaguoqu，beipoyangbushuyuzijideernv，xianglaohuangniuyiyangxiadiganhuo，denghaizizhangdayidian，gaigekaifanghoulujianguozuoweizhujiao，xiahaijingshanghuodediyitongjin，daizheyuanpeihuilaidediertian，zuoweipeijiaodetawanchengshiming，deleyichangzhongbingzoule。
lujianguoheyuanpeifuhun，yijiaziguoshangleshoufudeluzi。
呸！
takanwanjieweizhunbeiquzhaotangmeisuanzhang，jieguoxiayimiaofeijifashengshigu。
zaizhengyan，jiushixianzaile。
shenjiaojiaoqingxuyinzangdehenhao，fanshouyizhi，zhixiangpangbiandezhuzheguaizhangdenanren。
yuanzhushidaizhejiazhuangzijiguolaide，mingmianshangshibixujiajilujiarende，buranhuilianleizhenggeshenjiabeicunlirenchaoxiao。
jushuzhongsuoxie，guqingbeishigejunren，haoxiangmeishoushanghuijiazhiqianzhiweihaitinggao，tuanzhangba？yinweizhanchangshangshoushang，bujinshiquleshuangtuizhilixingzoudequanli，haidaizhexishengzhanyoudelianghaizihuilai。
mouzhongjiaodushangkan，yeshigebucuodexuanze。
zheixia，bujinguqingbeilengle，ziyiweiwencaoshengquandelulaotaitaiyelengle。
lujianguobenlaiqidingshenxiandizuozaizhuoqianhecha，tazhidaoshenjiaojiaodenianji，yige17suidelaoguniang。
tasuiranbuxihuanshenjiaojiao，danshenjiaojiaobijingshiyurongdetangjie，kendinghuihaohaozhaogutaheyurongdehaizi。
taxianzaishicunzhang，guanzhezhenggeshengchanduidegongfen，shenjiakendinghuitongyirangshenjiaojiaojiaguolai。
lujianguodanxinshenjiaojiaoxinsibuganjing，cairangmuqinjizheigelaonvrenxiamawei，haohaodenaniezhu，zhangkonghao。
dangshenjiaojiaozhixiangguqingbeideshihou，tacengdiqishen，youheidelianshangdedaizhebukezhixin，qurudemuguanghenladekanguoqu。
wuzilidoushilujiadejinqinheguanxibijiaohaodelinju，jianci，yanshengeyi。
lulaotaitailianseweijiang，“nishuoshenme？！”
zhongsuozhouzhi，guqingbeishilulaoyezizaishishihoulubianjiandaodeyangzi，suizaosidepopoxing，xinggu。
congxueyuanhaishixingshishangkan，tadousuanbushanglujiaren。
shenjiaojiaobuguanzhouweirendemuguang，jingzhizoudaoguqingbeimianqian，kanzheneishuangshensuirumodeyan，xiaoyishenlejifen，luchuqianqiandeliwo，“guqingbei，wojiaoshenjiaojiao，niyuanyiquwoma？”
wenhuadetongshi，duitashenchushou，piaoliangdeyanzhongmanshiqidai。
tacoujincaizhuyidao，guqingbeizhangdehenshuaiqi，liuzhedangbingduyoudebancuntou，hunshenshangxiatouluzhejinguiqixi，jiuxiangshiluonandeguizuyiban，zhangxiangyinglang。
是她喜欢的类型。
shenjiaojiaojuede，guqingbeibilunkuoqingxi，xiaexianfenming，lianshangduojifenyinrouqidelujianguohaiyaoshuai。
guqingbeihuishen，xinzhongqingxufuza，tazheiyangshenticanquederen，tazheiyangxuanze，kendingshiwunaizhiju。
tabuxiangzaizhongrenmianqianxiaxiaoguniangdemianzi，dashoulazhumianqianneishuangrouruowugudexiaoshou，chenshengdiantou，“yuanyi。”
tamashangtiantiandegaikou，“laogong。”
rutongsiyuetianchuifu，zhishigechenghu，jiurangguqingbeideshoujiaobuzhizenmeanfang。
tamianshangdandingdehen，ganhedesangziqingke，“ng。”
liangrenguanxiquedingle，shenjiaojiaocaikanxianglulaopozi，bujinbumankaikou：“shenzi，budui，saozi，wolaogongyexinglu，shibashanglehukoudexiaoerzi，gengshizhenggelujiagoudeyingxiong，wolaogongyuanyi，niyinggaibuhuifanduiba？”
tajiaoqiaodelianshangdaizhewugudefanwen。
lulaotaitaiganfanduima？guqingbeibiekannianjixiao，shijisuiqucanjun，ershiyisuijiuchengleyigetuandetuanzhang，kejianshigehenjiaose。
jialidegezhongpiao，yijixianzairizinengguodebucuo，quankaotajieji。
napatayinweituishangbunenghuibudui，zhiyaotahuozhe，meigeyuedebutiejiuzugourangtayanhongle。
tashimeishenmewenhua，danhuishenshidushi，zhidaoshenmerennengre，shenmerenbunengre。
shenjiaojiaojianduifangbushuohua，lianshangbiaoqingyouqingbianziyoubianhei，ziguzidehuida，“saozi，yaoshimeishenmeshi，wohewolaogongjiuhuiqule。”
tashifenzirandefuzheguqingbeiqishen，congrongdandingdizouchuqu，ziranyemeihulveshenhouneidaohenbudejiangtashengbaledemuguang。
guqingbeibuxihuanhelujiarenjizaiyigeyuanzili，lulaoyezisiqian，natajihuilaidejintiejitajianleyigexiaoyuanzi，lianggewuzi，yigechufangjiayigecangku。
jiuzailujiaguaijiaodeposhang，yinzhetashoushang，lujiagoudedaduizhangzhuanmenjiangmenkoudedipijitazhong，buyongshanggong。
guqingbeizhiyouyitiaotuishoushangguzhe，lingyitiaotuimeiwenti，zouluhezhunbeizouludeshihouyouxieman，youshihouhaixuyaoguaizhangzhicheng，richangshenghuozhong，chulemanzhiwai，bingbuyingxiangshenme。
tashigeqinkuai、haoqiangderen，wuziqiandeziliudizhangchunenlvdeya。
shenjiaojiaofuzheguqingbeiluguodeshihoukanleyan，kuaisushouhuimuguangdakaiyuanzidemen。
liangrenxianqulezhengwu，tafuzheguqingbeizuoxia，zijinaqisaobakaishishoushi，dalaoyemenzaiqinkuai，zaishoushiwuzifangmianhenvrendebiaozhunbuyiyang。
tayouxieqingweijiepi，napadangxiahuanjingbuyunxuyichenburan，tayehuijizijizhongxindinggeganjingdedixian。
guqingbeiyouxiebushidekanzhemangqianmanghoudeqianying，zhanglezhangzuixiangshuo，tazhidaoliangrenmeiganqing，yaoshitayihouyouxihuanderen，liangrenkeyifenkai，youbenzhuodebuzhidaocongnakaikou。
shenjiaojiaoshoushiyitong，juedechabuduole，huitoujianguqingbeidingzhetadetuishangshen，yanshenanran，yangguangcongtashenhousanluo，youzhongposuidemeigan。
taxinzhongmengdiyijiu，xiangdaoshuzhongguqingbeidejieju，yinweishuangtuibunenghuifu，jiashanggezhongjiujiyijihuilaihoubingmeiyoudedaohenhaodezhaogu，gezhongyinsuxia，shentizaojiubukanzhongfu，chuanglihaoyigeqianjingbucuodegongsihoujiudaoxiale，gongsijiaoyoulujianguozhangguan，weitayihoudeshangyediguodaxialeyigejianshidejichu。
zheisuanbusuanweitarenzuojiayi？
suhuashuo，peijiaohepeijiaoyinggaihuxiangbangzhu，yiqijinannvzhushibanzi。
shenjiaojiaodadingzhuyi，zoudaotashenbian，yanshenjiandingdeanwei，“laogong，nibieshangxinle，yihouwoyidinghuihaohaozhaoguni，bangniyihaonidetui，rangnizhongxinzhanqilai。”