“吃？吃个屁！”
xiaojingshanyijiaochuaifanmigang，liangangdaimiquansaijinkongjian。
qianshizheijiarenkekoutadekouliang，rangtaedefuzhong，xianzailianyilimidoubiexiangliu！
wanjulidecuciwan、tangcigang、lvfanhe，quandoushouzou！
kuaizilou？lianlouziyiqiduan！
chufangzhuanyanjiankongkongdangdang，liangenchaihuogundoumeishengxia。
xiaojingshanmanyidipaipaishou，zhuanshenzouxiangcangku。
zheipodifangtazhuleshiwunian，lianzhangxiangyangdechuangdoumeiyou。
但蚊子再小也是肉！
破草席？收走！
发霉的棉被？拿走！
lianqiangjiaodehaozidongtadouxiangtaoyitao！
zuihousaoshiyiquan，xiaojingshanliezuiyixiao：“zheicaijiaoduanqin！”
tadabuliuxingzouchuyuanzi，fanshoubamensuoguahuiyuanchu。
congjinwanghou，zheijiarenshisishihuo，gentabanmaoqianguanxidoumeiyou！
yucitongshi，guoyingshangdianmenkou。
liuguifangchezhesangzihan：“tongzhi！jiwoerzicheliuchidequeliang！yaozuishixingdezangqingse！”
xiaoweijunangzhexiaba，zhanxindebaichenshanzaiyangguangxiagewaiciyan。
“ma，zaimaishuangpixieba，jinchangdechuantimiandian。”
“mai！doumai！”liuguifangtaoqiandedongzuoneijiaoyigehaomai：“woerzimashangjiushigangtiechanggongrenle，chuanpolanxiangshenmehua！”
xiaochengshibeizheshou，yiliandeyidigenjiefangchuixu：“weijundaxiaojiucongming，zheicijinchang，yongbulejinianjiunengdangganbu！”
“laoxiaojiazufenmaoqingyana！”
“neishi！”liuguifangsangmengengdale：“buxiangmouxiebaiyanlang，yibeizitulibaoshideming！”
zhengshuozhe，jiashuyuandewangshencouguolai：“tingshuojingshanneiminge......”
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xiaoweijunpeiheditanqi：“wogepiqijue，feishuonongcunguangkuotiandidayouzuowei。”
“fangpi！”wangshenxinlimenqing，danmianshangbuxian：“neihaizidaxiaojiulaoshi......”
sheibuzhidaozheiyijiazidexingside！
houniangshigexiaomianhu，henbudechirenjiaderouherenjiadexue。
sheifangzhehaohaodegongrenbudang，yaoquxiaxiangchikude？
kendingshibarenjiamingejiqiangle！
yijiazisangliangxindegoudongxi！
“laoshi？”liuguifangjianshengdaduan：“suanjijialiqiandeshihoukeyidianbulaoshi！”
xiaochengshiganjindayuanchang：“zouzouzou，huijiadunrouqu！jinergegaoxing！”
yijiasankoulinzhedabaoxiaobao，zhigaoqiyangdiwangjiashuyuanzou。
lushangfengrenjiuxianbai：“weijunmingtianjiuqugangchangbaodaola！”
“yihouyueyueyouroupiao！”
“lingdaoshuole，gandehaonengfenfang！”
liuguifangxiaodemanlianzhezi，fangfoyijingkanjianerzidangshangchangzhangdefengguang。
quebuzhijializaobeibandelianhaozidouyaokuzhebanjia！
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yaochi“kada”yishengzhuandong，xiaoweijunmengdituikaimen。
“哐当！”
tashoulidepixiehezhijiediaozaidishang。
“za...zahuishi？”liuguifanglianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu，shoulidebudaizi“pa”didiaozaidishang，jikeshuiguotanggunlechulai。
xiaochengshiyigejianbuchongjinwuli，tuiduzizhidazhan：“wodejintiao...wodecunzhe...”
wulikongdenengtingjianhuisheng。
qiangshangzhishengyigewaiwainiuniude“gui”zikehen，yijudachangsikai，liangenxiantoudoumeishengxia。
chuangbanbeixianlegedichaotian，chufangliankoutieguodoubujianle。
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zuolinyoushetingjiandongjing，fenfentanchutoulai。
“aiyowodelaotianye！”wangshendiyigejidaomenkou，yanjingdengdeliuyuan：“zheishizaoletufeile？”
jigelinjuqizuibashediyilunqilai：
“lianchuangbandoubanzoule？”
“gaibuhuishidezuishenmerenleba？”
“zeze，baoyinga...”
liuguifangturanyigejiling，mengditiaoqilai：“kendingshineigexiaochusheng！xiaojingshan！yidingshita！”
jiuzaizheishi，loutikouchuanlaishuxidejiaobusheng。
xiaojingshanyouzaiyouzaidihuangshanglai，shoulihailinzhebanbaoguazi，yilianwugudizhazhayan：“yo，zheishizadele？”
"xiaochusheng！laonianggennipinle！"liuguifangzhangyawuzhuadipushanglai，zhijiazhiwangxiaojingshanlianshangzhaohu，"balaoniangdejiazhuanghailai！"
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“放你娘的屁！”
xiaochengshiqidehunshenfadou，chaoqidishangdesuibolijiuyaowangxiaojingshanshenshangza。
“chulenihainengyoushei？laozijintianfeidasinizheigezeizaizibuke！”
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jiuzaizheishi，louxiachuanlaiyizhenjiaobusheng。
gangtiechangbaoweikedezhangbaojiadaizhejigebaoankuaibushanglou：“zenmehuishi？sheibaodean？”
“zhangduizhang！”xiaochengshixiangzhuazhujiumingdaocaosidepuguoqu：“wojiazaozeile！quanbeibankongle！kendingshizheigechushenggande！”
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zhangbaojiayaoyaotou：“zheimeduodongxi，yigerenbantianshijianzenmekenengbandezou？”
tadunxiashenjianchadiban，zhandingjietiedao：“lianbanyunhenjidoumeiyou，zheibuhechangli。”
kuangqie，xiaojingshanshishenmexingzitahainengbuzhidao？
dangniantahexiaojingshanqinniangyiqigongshideshihou，keshikanzhezheiwazizhangdade！
dangniangdeshiyingxiong，erzinengdangzei？
开什么玩笑！
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“wokanbachengshidezuishenmerenle...”
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