第1章

“fananrenle!suoyouweihunnvtongzhi,kuaidianlaicuntou**!zhongfuyibian,guojiajizanfananrenle!suoyouweihunnvtongzhi,kuaidianlaicuntou**!!!”

gaoyinlabalichuanlaidaduiguangboyuandeshengyin。

zhengzaizhuquanlijixiaozhuzizuo**shoushudesuxiaomantouyemeitai,shoulidedaozimalidigekai,yiniu,yiche,shouqidaoluo,ganjingliluo。

zhuzifachuyishengsixinliefeidecanjiao,danzaitashouliqueguaishundexiangzhimao,zhengzhaleliangxiajiubudongle。

“ze,fagenanrennengdangfanchia?haiburufaqianlaideshizai!”

suxiaomanchileyisheng,badaixuedezhudandansuishoudiujinpangbiandemutongli。

“xiaomanjie,nizheihuakeshuodebuduile!”

dunzaiyipangbangtanagongjudesuxiaohanjidongdeshengyindoukuaipichale:“cunzhangbushishuozuijinyaofendile,anrentoufen!jialiduogenanren,zanjiunengduofenyikuaidi!zheiniantou,dikejiushiminga!”

“huashuowonengbunengzhaoqigelaogongruzhuia?heihei……yitianyige,neiduoriziduoshufu?kuaizoubaxiaomanjie!zaiwanquhaonanrendoubeirentiaozoule!”

分地?

suxiaomandedongzuodunledun。

qianshi,jiushiyinweizheigefendi,laoshidesuxiaohanyinweimeiqiangdaonanren,fendaodedishaodekelian,zaizuihouzaisanniandajihuanglishoudezhishengyibagutou,qiaowushengxidisizailedongtian。

而自己……

suxiaomancashoudedongzuoyijiang,yanqianfangfochuxianlehuanjue。

wujindejiegancongweilishengqi,haiyouyigehaizixuruodekushengzaierbianhuixiang:“mama,woe……bababaniliujiwodewowotouqiangzoule……”

tamengdibishangyan,jiangneiduanrangrenxinsuidejiyiyaxiaqu。

xinghaolaotiandafacibei,rangtayizhengyanhuidaolesuoyoubeijuhaimeiyoujianglinzhiqian!

zhonghuoyishi,zijibiedeshenmedoubutu,jiutunenghuoxiaqu!

zhiyaonengrangyangdazijidelaoshouyiananwenwendiyiyangtiannian!

zhiyaonengranghezijiyiqizhangdadehaojiemeisuxiaohanhuoxiaqu!

chucizhiwai,zijibiewusuoqiule!

“haolahaola,biecuile!zheijiulai!”

tachelekuaipobuhuluancalecashou,badaojushouhao,dabuliuxingdizouchuzhuquan,zaiyuanzilideshuigangbianxilebalian,chongdiaoshenshangdexuexingwei,bianchaozhecunkoudahuaishuxiazouqu。

yilushang,cunlideguniangguafumendougenguojieside,yigegedabandehuazhizhaozhan,lianshangguazhezenmeyeyanbuzhudexise。

zheisujiacunfengshuixiemen,nvduonanshao。

zheiciguojiaxiafangleyipichengfenbuhao,danmoyangzhouzhengdechengliren,jianzhishitianshangdiaoxianbingdedahaoshi!

sheibuxiangpangechenglilang,yihouhaoshenggedapangxiaozi,guangzongyaozuni?

buguosuxiaomanduizheixiechizhiyibi。

shenmechenglilang?yigegedouxiafangdaonongcunle,haibushihetamenyiyangchenglenituizi?

genghekuang,tabisheidouqingchu,zheixierenlitouzangzheyitounengchirendebaiyanlang!

cunkoudahuaishuxia,shilaigenanrenyizipaikai,zhandebizhi。

gegeyizhekaojiu,zhishiyanshenlidoudaizhejifenhuibaihemamu。

suxiaomanmuguangsaoguo,ranhoutongkongmengdiyisuo。

白连!

neigeqianshibatahetadehaizihuohuoesidenanren,zhengzhanzaiduiwuzhong!

tashenxingqingshoupifubaixi,zhangdebicunlidedagunianghaijunqiao,cikeweiweidizhetou,yifurerenlianaidemoyang。

neizhanglian,napashihuachenghuitadourende!

qianshi,tajiushibeitazheishuanghuliyanheqiaoyanlingsejimilexinqiao。

jieguodajihuanglailin,tajingqiangzouletaliujihaizidezuihouyikoujiumingliang,yanzhengzhengkanzhehaiziesi!

dangtafengleyiyangzhiwentashi,bailianshenzhinengyibianjiaozhewowotou,yibianchaoqimubangzaxiangtadeetou!

“呵……呸!”

suxiaomanchaozhedishangcuileyikou。

zheiyishi,tajuebuhuizaibeitaneizhanglianguhuo!

zhaotazuonanren,jiangzhendehaiburuzhaotiaogou!zhishaogouhainengkanjiahuyuanduizijiyaoweibani!

tademuguangyueguobailian,chaozheduiwudeyilukanxiaqu,baneixienanrendejiejuhezijiqianshidejiyiyiyibizhao。

ng,zheigenanrendaihuijiahouganlejitianhuozhangxinmochushuipao,jiulianyetaozoule……jiaoruo,bunengyao!

zheigenanrenzaidajihuangshidaizhejialijinshengdekouliang,paoqiqizizijitaole……renpinbuhao,bunengyao!

zhiyuzheigenanren,qubierenjialitouchihongshuganshiyesile……ze,gengshifeiwuzhongdefeiwu,diulian!buyao!

yilukandaoduiwei,suxiaomanyanjingyiliang。

neili,yigenanrenduzizuozaixiaomazhashang,zuotuiyongbutiaojiandanchanzhe,kutuigaogaowanqi,luchuzhongzhangbianxingdexiaotui。

guchenan,chenglilaidezibenjiaxiaoshaoye,beizhengdijianjujiefa,aileyidundudahouxiafangdaozhei。

tayouxiayouque,bunengganhuo,chunshigechibaifandeleizhui,qianshiwurenxuanta,zuihoutatuishangjiazhong,buzhierwang。

danzaisuxiaomandejiyili,zheigechenmoguayandenanrenhuizaishenyetoutoujianbierenbuyaodelancaiyeziguofu,jishihouqituishangyanzhonghuanong,tayecongbujiaotongjiaoku,zhishizijimomorenshou。

tashenshangmeiyouchenglirendejiaoqijing,daoshigezhenzhengchikunailaoderen,suiranyebushishenmehaoxuanze,danheqianbianneixiewaigualiezaoyibi……

简直鹤立鸡群!

erqiezuizhongyaodeshi,tazheizhongcanfeiyituijiudao,juebuhuigentaqiangchide!gengbuhuigentadehaiziqiang!

zheicifennanren,suxiaomanbushiweilezhaorenguorizi,jiushiweileduonadi,weilezaidajihuangzhonghuoming!

suoyi,zheiguchenandaoshigebucuodexuanze!

daduishujiqingleqingsangzi,xionghundeshengyinhuidangzaicunkou。

“xiangqinmen,jintianshigehaorizi!shangjitixuzanmensujiacun,tedijiangyipichengliqingnianxiafangdaozanmencun,chongshizanmendelaodongli!”

“xiamian,youzanmencundeguniangmenzijitiao!jizhule,yidingyaoniqingwoyuana!jueduibunengqiangqiangminnan!!!”

shujidashouyihui,poyoujifenqingloulaobaodeqishi。

huayingangluo,guniangmenbianyiyongershang。

bailianneibianshunjianweimanleren,tashaoshaotaiyan,luchubanzhangqingjundelian,bianyindehaojigegunianghonglelian。

“xuanwo!woliqida,yigedingsange!genlewo,nibuyongxiadiganhuozhuangongfen,zaijialidaihaizijiucheng!”

“wohuidalie!haihuifengyifu!wojialiyoutaohupidayi,kechennilie!”

bailianmuguangsaoguozhongren,zuoguyoupan,renbuzhubamuguangtouxiangzhanzairenqunwaiyaoyaozhanzhedesuxiaomanshenshang。

neishaonvbaxiukouwandaoxiaobei,xiaolianqingxiukeren,qizhiganjing,suiranchushennongcun,queyouzhongdajiaguixiudejinchiduanzhuang,gangyizoulai,bailianjiurenbuzhuyanqianyiliang。

yexuzaizheisujiacun,zhiyouzheiyangqizhidenvrencainengpeideshangmingzhumengchendeziji!

ai,zhikexi,tabingmeiyouguolaideyisi……

sisuoliangjiu,bailianshenchubaibaijingjingbudaiyidianjianzideshou,zhixianglecunzhangdenver,yilianmazidesumeihua,shengyinqinglengyougouren。

“jiejie,nidaiwozou,haobuhao?”

sumeihuagaoxingdehundoukuaibeixizoule,henbudelikepuguoqubazheigerangrenlianaidechenglinanrenbaohuijia。

talikegaogaoxingxingdilaqibailiandeshoubei,duiqitamianlubugandenvrennumuershi,huiwuqilequantou:“zoukaizoukai!tashiwode!”

suxiaomanlengyankanzhebailiangujizhongshi,weiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。

qianshitayeshizheiyangjizairenqunzhong,kuayaozijishicunliweiyideshouyi,youyijizhizhang,beizheirenmianshouxindelvchaqinshouyizhi,jiuyiweizijixundeleliangpei,guoshanglerenrenxianmude“haorizi”。

zheiyishi,laoniangjueduibuzailajiduilijiannanren!

tameishangqianzhengqiang,ershidengdaoneixieshenqianglizhuang、moyangzhouzhengdenanrendoubeitiaozouhou,caihuanbuzoudaoduiwuzuimo。

zaizhongrenhuotongqinghuobiyidemuguangzhong,suxiaomanjingzhizoudaoguchenmianqian,kandoumeikantayiyan,zhijieduishujikaikou:

“我选他!”

ciyanyichu,quanchangsiji!

suoyourendemuguangdouxiangjianleguiyiyang,qishuashuadidingzaitashenshang。

zheixianglaijingmingnenggandesuxiaoman,mobushitounaofalehun?fangzhehaonanrenbuyao,laiyaoyigecanfei?

renqunzhongdebailianyeshimeitouanzicujin。

zheinvrenzhenshibushihaodai,juranfangzhezijizheimehaogenanrenbuyao,quyaoneicanfei?mingmingzijicaishitadeliangpei!