第三章舔狗觉醒
“niyaoqunaer？”wosuikouwen。
daobushiguanxinta，ershiwoyaobazijidezerenpieganjing。
qinananpiaoliangdemouzixiangxingchenban，shanzhexingfendeguang。
“tayaodaiwoqupaoba，wocongxiaodaodadoumeiquguojiuba，tingshuolimianyouhenduohaowande！”
我感觉很可笑。
jiubaneizhongwuyanzhangqidedifang，hunlehenduoshehuiqingnian，zaitakanlaijuranshihaowan！
qinanandefumusuiransuanbushangshenmechenggongrenshi，danyedoushizhichangguanli，fendoudabanbeizi，jiushiweilejinveryangzunchuyoudeshenghuo。
tamenzaitayoushihuafeidaliangshijianjingli，songtaquxuexiwudao、yinle、langsongdengcaiyi，peiyangtadeqizhiheneizaihanyang......
tabamanulibatapeiyangchengyizhibaitiane，tapianpianyaowangyejiduilizuan！
woyaoyaotou，“niyaoqujiuba，wobuganjiniqianming，zhuadaolewoyedexiejiantao！”
qinananmeixiangdaowohuijujue！
tashengqile，xiaoshouzaiwogeboshangqialeyixia。
“xiaorangege，nihaohuai，nibuchongaiananle！”
我恶心的头皮发麻。
yiqiandewozhenshitaichunle，juranchitazheiyitaosajiaomaimeng！
douyijingchengnianle，haizijihanzijimingzi，zhenbazijidanggebaobao？
womeilitazheiyitao，“yaotaokenizijixiangbanfa，zuotianlaobanzhaowo，shuowochengjixiahua，jiwoqiaolejingzhong，woyaofuxile！”
qinananzhengdapiaoliangdeyanjing，jinyaofenchun，yifukelianbabadeyangzi。
她看上去委屈极了！
yaoshifangzaiyiqian，wojiantazheifuyanleiwangwangdemoyang，kendingmangzhehongta，henbudebaxindoutaojita。
现在我只觉得恶心！
wodixiatou，yuguangpiejiantahaizhanzaiyuandi，wokaishidashengbeisongyingyudanci。
qinananduoleduojiao，qigugudizhuanshenpaodiao。
我这才松了口气。
budongshengsesongzouwenshen，yebushiyijianrongyideshi。
噗嗤......
wotingjianpangbianyishengqingxiao。
zhuantoukanqu，caifaxianshizuozaiqiangjiaolidesuqi。
zheinvshengzaiwomenbanshangshiyigechuanqi。
tayitouganjingliluodeduanfa，zouludaifeng，meitianshangkedouzaishuijue，kaoshideshihouquezongnengnadaoqiansan。
jushuotachushenhaomen，yijingtongguoguowaimingxiaodekaoshi，gaosanbiyejiuhuichuguo。
youshihoutahaojitianbulaishangke，laileyeshishuijue，dulaiduwangde。
woganjuedaoqiguai，“nixiaoshenme？”
suqineishuangqingchejiandidexingmou，chongwozhalezha，yuqidiaokan。
“tiangoujuexingzhilu，bucuo！”
wobeitachaoxiaodemanliantonghong，queyewufafanbo。
guoqudewo，beiqinananshuadetuantuanzhuan，tagenlufeichuquwan，wobudanyaojitamendayanhu，haijingchangyaopaodaoxuexiaowaimiandedianzi，jitamenmaiwancan！
tabukaixinjiuhuichongwofapiqi。
youyici，maihuilaidefancaibuhetakouwei，tazhijiebafancaidaozaiwodeshuzhuoli！
woqueyibianqinglishiwucanzhayibianzaizize，guaizijiweishenmemeiyougenlaobanshuoqingchu，tabunengchila！
zheibanchuqianchuli，jiantazizun，xinganqingyuanjitadangnucai，bushitiangoushishenme？
wozhuanguotou，bulisuqidechaoxiao。
suqiquepaoguolai，jingzhidexiaoxiabadianzaiwokezhuoshang，xiaomimidiwangzhewo。
“womenlaidageduhaoma？”
“什么？”
suqixiaorongyuefacanlan：“woduyimokaoshi，nidechengjizainianjipaimingnengjinsangemingci，suqiyaodaotuiwushiming！”
我吃了一惊。
wosuiranshizhongsheng，danyimozaishitianhou。
nianjiqianshimingjingzhengfeichangjilie，meigerendoushiquanliyifu，zainulichengdushangyijingmeiyouchabiele，yijingdaoleyaopintianfuheyunqidedibu！
wojinrugaosanhoujicikaoshi，chengjidouzaibadaoshimingpaihuai，qunianqimokaoshidijiuming。
shitiandenulinadaodiliu，wokemeiyouzheigexinxin。
“niduiwozheimeyouxinxin？”wobujie。
suqixiaonaoguayaohuanglejixia，“neidangran！xiaoran，genjuwodeguancha，nishitianfuzuigaodeyige！nibadaliangdeshijianyongzaijiqinananbuxishang，zongshiqubuneixieniyijinggungualanshudejichuzhishi，meiyoujinglifangzaizhongdianhenandiandetiaozhan。zheiyangdeqingkuangxia，nihainengwendingzainianjiqianshi，nijueduiyouliangbashuazi！”
我明白了。
takanwomituzhifan，buzaidangtiangou，yaobajinglifangzaixuexishang，caigenwoshuozheifanhua。
jianzibandetongxue，huxianggulideqingkuanghenchangjian，wodiandiantou，duitabiaoshiganxie。
“xiexieniderenkeheguli，wohuinulide！”
suqishoulianxiaorong，“guangshikoutouganxie？”
woxiaoqilai：“nandaohaiyaoqingnichifan？”
suqizuozhishenzi，shenlegelanyao，“zheigezhuyibucuo，wojieshoule！”
上课铃响起。
suqihuidaotadeweizhishang，jixuhuhudashui。
womeiyouduoxiang，bajinglifangzailaoshidejiangjieshang。
zheiyici，sheidoubunengdongyaowokaoqinghuadejuexin！
......
十天后。
diyilunmonikaoshijieshu。
wojingranqudelenianjidiwudehaochengji！
wokanzhejuanziyouyishunjianchushen。
qianshidewo，jishipinjinquanli，zuihaodechengjiyeshinianjidiqi。
zaiqinananchushiyihou，wobeiyingxiangxinqing，chengjixiahua，houlaibeidaduanshou，chengjigengshiyiluoqianzhang！
yaobushijichuzhashi，gujiwolianyibendoushangbule！
zheiyishi，wojiangjingliquandoufangzaixuexishang，xiaoguoliganjianying！
qinananpaodaowodezuoweiqian。
tayuanbensiduanbanmeilideheifa，yijingbianchenglegenlufeiruchuyizhedehuangmao，shuobudinghaishitongyigetuonilaoshidezuopin。
taneizhangpiaoliangdexiaolianshang，quanshijinzhanghehuangkongdebiaoqing。
“xiaorangege，zheiciniyidingyaojiuwo！”
wotingxiashouzhongdebi，taiqitou，dandandiwangzheta。
tayiweiwozaixintengta，dayanjinglifuqiyicengshuiwu。
“woyimokaoshituibuleyibaiduoming，laobanjiwoqiaojingzhong，shuozaizheiyangxiaqujiuyaohanjiazhang！xiaorangege，wobunengbeihanjiazhanga，yaoshibamazhidaowozaigenlufeitanlianai，tamenhuidasiwode！”
wochenmozhe，mianwubiaoqingdiwangzheta。
qinananyiweilidubugou，youjiwoxialedianmengyao，yingshengshengjichuliangdiyanlei，cangbaidexiaoliankudelihuadaiyu。
budebushuo，taqueshihenmei，kuqilaigengshirerenlianai！
zhikexiwoyijingkanqingtadezhenmianmu，neixinhaowubolan。
qinananjiezheshuo：“dawowodoubupa，wopatamenbuyunxuwogenlufeijianmianle！yaoshijianbudaolufei，wohaiburusidiaosuanle！”
taguoranruqianshiyiyangaita！
napatazuoleneimeduoduibuqitadehunzhangshi，danhaishiguzhidirenwei，tashitacishengzuiaideren！
wolandezaiting，xiangkantajiujingyaoganshenme，zhijieledangdiwen：“nixiangwozenmebangni？”