第五章
erzuoweidangshirenzhiyi，woyeqianwanglejingju。
zuizhong，guoyongzaitamayoumaishuiguoyoumaidianxinyoumaibupindelianfandaoqianxia，qudelelishudeyuanliang。
kanzheguoyongyibabitiyibaleideqiurao，woxiangtazheicikendingzhidaopale。
youqiaojiantamenhunonglaorenmailaideliezhichishi，woxinlikuijiudebuxing，xiangzheshichuyouyin，lishudoushiweilebangwoshuohuacaishengbingde，yushiwozhaolegejihuishangmentanwang。
zailushanghaiyujianleshangcizaiqunlifayandehujingguan。
meixiangdaojiushizheicizaiputongbuguodeyicishangmenwenhou，youjileguoyonghetamanaoshideyongqi。
tamenzaiwangshangshangchuanleyiduanbuzhidaoshenmeshihoutouludeshipin。
neirongshineitianwoganghaoyaoqutanwanglishushu，hehujingguanzaixiaoqupengjianjiuzouzaiyikuai，yinweishoutoushangdedongxishizaitaiduowoleidezhichuanqi，hujingguanshunshoubangwoleyiba。
erjiuzheimeyigejiandanputongdexingwei，beiguoyonghetamaeyijianjizaoyao，shuowohehujingguanyouzhebuzhengdangguanxi。
yonghuguoyong：［qingqiudajiabangbangwo！guandayijiyasiren，moujingjumoujingguanweiletadexiaoqingrenzhangshiqiren，bawomenputongrenbidehaowutuilu，qingjiwomenyitiaohuoluba！］
guoyongzaiyicipangruowurendejiangqunlideliaotianjilushanshanjianjian，zhiliuxialezhongrendabaobupinghewo**kaimaidejietu。
wenangengshipeidecancanqiqicancan。
shenme：［xiangqinduixiangqiaobuqiwojiajiajing，weihumuqinfashengkoujiaohou，wobeitadejinzhubabajuliule。］
：［yishenjingfutaixiaozhang，shiliyanxiaoqingrenzhangkouyaowojitianjiacaili，jujuehouwojingranlundaozheigexiachang.......］
：［womenzhishijieranyishendeputongren，neilipindeguoyouquanyoushilidejingguandaren？zhiqiuyitiaoshenglu，yigegongdao.......］
tademeiyitiaoshipindoubizhongjiuqing，quanpiandouzaikongsuzijizhishihewofashenglekoujiaojiufenhoujiubeijuliule。
haijiangmoxuyoudeshipenzikouzaiwotoushang。
我张口要天价彩礼？
6666detianjiacaili？shuochuqubiebabierenxiaosi！
weihumuqinfashengdekoujiaojiufen？
到底谁该维护谁呀！
haiyoudaodishisheijuliutale？
bushitakuzhenaozheshuozijishangyoulaoxiameixiaobuyaoliandexianyinqin，xianzaidaoshifanyaoyaojuliushangle！
danyulunlaideputiangaidi，guoyongliyongwangyoudetongqingxinxiyinleyi**liuliang，jielianfalejitiaotamatangzaiyiyuanbingchuangshangxuruobukandeshipin。
jizijisuzaoleyigewanmeishouhairendexingxiang。
我踏马！
zuotianzaoshangwohaizaiyangtaishangkandaotamabengdazheyishuanggaogenxiequmaicaini！jintianjiushenhuanzhongbingyaosile？
guoyongdezheibocaozuoguohou，tashijieshangguanggaoyedaishanghuole，wohehujingguanquejiubeiwangyoubalechulaishenxianyulunfengbo。
wo，zuoweiyigeyongyou30wanfensidexiaoupzhu。
wangyoumenhenkuaijiudaowodeshipindixiatiguoyongdabaobuping。
taoyanxiayu：［nishizhengaisi！zheimezhangshiqirenwohaiyiweigenrenjiashenmeguanxini？yuanlaishixiaosana！］
nuan：［jiushijiushi！zhengaobudongxihuannidefensi，zheizhongrenkanshangqumianxiangjiuxinshubuzheng！］
aaashoujitiemo：［meirenrangzidanzaifeiyihuima？］
mamashuomingzitaizhangjiuhuiyoushazigenzhenian：［loushangde，biezhuangle，nishibozhudexiaohaoba？］
erzheiqizhongwohaishoudaolelaizitongchengdenimingweixiesixin。
：nigepoxie！lanhuo！zheigejiushinidexiachang！zhidaowoxianzaiyitiannengzhengduoshaoqianma？laji！
zheirenwoyongjiaomuzhixiangdounengxiangchulai，jiushiguoyongzheigesonghuofade。
zuoweihulianwangren，woqingchudezhidaoruguoxianruzizheng，neiwojiuyongyuandoupiebukaizheicideyulunhemaming，neiwodeshiyeyejianghuiyuyidan。
jiranbunengzizheng，neiwojiuyongzuijiandandebanfa。