第1章奇葩相亲
xiangchubannianduo，wofaxianchenxuyaoyouyanzhongdelianmupi。
chuquchifan，tayidingyaozhizhecanzhuohetamatongshipin。
“ma，wonengchizheigema？wonengchineigema？”
shoushanghualedaokouzi，takukujijidegentamadadianhua：
“ma，woshouzhitoushoushangle，haotenga，nikuailailaibangwochuichui！”
woweiwantichu，tamenzheizhongxiangchufangshibutaiheshi，beichenxuyaotamalengchaorefeng：
“nizheigewairendongshenme！lianxuyaodeneikudouyaowoqinshouxi，taduowenwenwodeyijianzenmele？”
yushiwobuzaichashou，houlaitaqueyou**lianzhaowofuhe。
wojinghuchusheng：“sangeyuele，nihenimahaimeilingzhengjiehun？”
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wohechenxuyaoshixiangqinrenshide。
gangkaishi，womenduibicideyinxiangdouhaibucuo。
chenxuyaogefangmiantiaojiandouhaibucuo，zhishiyouyidian：tashidanqinjiating，congxiaoyoumamaduzifuyangzhangda。
meirengenwodabaopiao：“zheihaizikexiaoshun，renpinyouhao，yihoujielehun，neihaibudebanichongshangtian！”
wobeishuodongxinle，yushijiuhetatanqilianai。
danmeiguoduojiu，wojiufaxianlebuduijing。
chenxuyaoyitianyaohetamadababaidaozidianhua，shuodedoushixiejimaosuanpidexiaoshi。
womenchuquchifan，taquanchenghetamashipintonghua，butingdexunwen：
“ma，wonengchizheigema？ma，wonengbunengchineige？”
tamazaishipinlimeitoujinsuo：“lazijibunengchi，rongyicijiwei。buyaochiyu，kazhesangzilezenmeban？sheidianderuanguchuan？buzhidaoneishilajishipinma！”
wohepangbiandefuwuyuandoubeizhenjingdaole，chenxumiansetanrandeduiwoshuo：
“womajiushiguanxinwo，tameibiedeyisi。”
chenxuyaoguanggongyuandeshihoumeikanqinglu，bushenshuaidaozaidishang，shouzhitoulaledaoxiaokouzi，popiliuxuele，meidengwochusheng，taanzheyuyinjianhaotaodaku：
“ma，woshouzhitoushoushangle，haotenga，nikuailaibangwochuichui！”
xiayimiaotamadedianhuaqiejinlai：“aiyouwodebaobei，zheishizenmele？shangdeyanbuyanzhonga？”
tingzhechenxuyaokukutiti，wopinmingkongzhizhuzijidemianbubiaoqing，caimeirangzijifanbaiyan，meixiangdaotamashuozheshuozheturanbamaotouzhixianglewo。
“guzhiwei，nishiganshenmechide？weishenmemeikanhaoxuyao！”
dou26suiderenle，hairangwokanzhe？woyoubushinimenjiabaomu！
woshenxiyikouqi，jinliangrangzijibaochipingjing。
“liayi，ninerziyaoshigezhizhang，jiuzhuajinshijiansongyiyuanzhiliao，biefangchulailuanyaorenxingma？gentazouzaiyiqiwoliandoudiujinle！”
chenxuyaotamayitingfanergengjidongle。
“niganshuowoerzishizhizhang？takeshishuoshixueli，jianglaiyaodangdaguan！nisuangepia，28suihaijiabuchuqudesaobaxing，nizheizhongpolanhuoyongyuanbiexiangtajinwojiademenjian！”
chenxuyaogenzhebangqiang：“jiushi，nibiwodalezuzuliangsui，jiushilaonvren，yijinghenzhanbianyile，haibuganjinhewomadaoqian！”
guoran，haonanrenbuhuizaishichangshangliutong，wosuanshikanqingchule：zheimuziliangdouyoujingshenbing。
wotaishouyibazhangshuaiguoqu：“xingxingxing，nimenniangliangsuosiba，wogaopanbuqi！”
chenxuyaobeidashale，jinjiezhekutianqiangdideyaozhaomama，wojiakuailelikaidebufa。