第1章
juliedetengtongganjiangchenshuidangzhongdexiaohanhuanxing，zuoqishenzihuangusizhou，zijijingranmeiyousi？
bukenenga，zaifeishengleijiedeweilizhixiazijiyinggaihunfeiposancaiduirujinzenmekenenghuianranwushidehuozhe？
jiuzaixiaohanyihuohebujiedeshihoudaliangjiyiyongrunaozhong，cishidetacaimingbaizijibingbushimeiyousiershichuanyuezhongshengzailelingwaiyigeshijie。
tasuozaideshijiemingweidaoxuandalu，erzheigedifangzemingweilanxing，suiranzheishiyigexiandaidoushishehuidanshiyinweijibainianqianturanruqindeyaozulanxingkaishilexiulianrechao。
zheigeshijiedexiulianxitonggentaneigeshijieyouzhehendachaju，zheigeshijiedexiulianzhuyaoyikaobingqi，lingwubingqiyijing，lirujianyi，daoyiderenbiankeyichengweilingzhekaiqixiulianzhilu。
tafushendezheigeshaonianshiliusuijuexingjianyi，benyinggaishitianzhijiaozi，danshiquezaiqianbujiuyiwaizaoyuyaozutuxi，shenshouzhongshang，xiuweiquanshi，jianyigengshiyesuizhibengsui。
benkaoshangyiliuxuexiaodetabeixueyuantuixue，nvyouyegentafenshou，jiuliantayinyiweiaoxuexiaobanfajitadeliushuijianyebeixueyuanshouhui。
jiuzaigangcaitashoudaoletuixuetongzhishuxintaichedizhalie，qijigongxinzhixiajingranjiuyimingwuhule。
“zheidiandajijingranjiuchengshoubuzhule，woyaoshiyounizheibolixinzaixiuxianjiedeshihouhaibudebeiqisigeqianbaihui？”
xiaohanzaimingbailezheishaoniandejingliyihouyouxiekuxiaobudedeshuodao。
shuangtuipanxierzuo，taxianshishiyongzijijinshengbuduodeshenhunzhilichakanleyixiazheijushentidelinggenzizhi。
danshuxingshuilinggen，guaibudenenglingwuliushuijianyi，buguohenkexitakebushiyigewanjiandezhu。
shangyishidexiaohankaozheyishousuoxiangpimideqiangfadabianxiuxianjiesuoyougaoshouzuoshangledaoxuandaludiyixiushidebaozuo。
zheigeshijiedexiuliantixihedaoxuandaluyiyangdoushiyilingqiweijichu，zhibuguoxiuxiandelingqidoushijingguoyasuochengweizhenqi，erzheigeshijiedexiulianjiushijianglingqixishoujinrudantianjincieryi。
jiangtineisisandelingqiquanbujujizaidantiandangzhong，buguoshunjianxiaohandexiuweijiudadaolelianqichuqi。
zuoqishenzi，xiaohanjuedingchuquzhaoxieyaocailiandankankannengbunengjiangxiuweiduanshijiantishengdaolianqidianfeng。
lingqi，lingzhe，lingshi，lingjiang，lingwang，linghuang，lingzun，lingdi。
zheijiushizheigeshijiexiulianhuafen，erdaoxuandaludexiuxiandengjihuafenqueyouheqiyouzhehendachabie。
lianqi，zhuji，jindan，yuanying。
xiaohanxiuweidadaolianqichuqijiukeyikanbilingshi，zhujijiukeyilingwang，jindankeyikanbilingzun，zhiyuyuanyingxiaohanxiangxinzijidaoshihouzaizheigeshijiejueduijiushidangzhiwukuidetianxiadiyi。
zheigeshijiemeiyoulingqirutidejichufamensuoyicaizhinengkaojuexingbingyicainengtaruxiulianzhidao。
keyishuolanxingdexiuliantixijiushizuidipeibandexiuxiantixi。
laidaoyinxingnachulezijijinshengxiadeneixieqian，julizheilibuyuanchuzhenghaoyouyijiazhongyiyaopu，laidaolimianmaiyaocai，suiranzheigeshijiedeyaocaimingchenghedaoxuandalubingbuyiyangdanshimoyangquehaishineifumoyang，jiushimaiyaocaishihoulangfeideshijianyoudianduo。
yigexiaoshiyihouxiaohanzongsuanshitiaoxuanwanleyaocai，zijidouzhongdeqianyehuadeyiganerjing。
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呼！
shouzhonghuoyanranerqi，suiranxianzaitadexiuweibingbushihenzudanshiyihuoweidinglianzhigeyipindanyaohaishimeiyouwentide。
jieguoyiyedenulixiaohanchenggonglianzhichuleshikelianqidanbingqiequanbufuyongxiuweichenggongtupodaolelianqidianfeng，xianzaidetajiusuanshiduishanglingshiyejueduiyoujueduideshenglibawo，eryiqiandetaquebuguoshilingzhezhongqi，yejiushishuoxianzaidetayijingchaoyueleyiqiandeziji。
zhibuguoyouxiekexi，xianzaidetayijingbuzaishixueyuanxuesheng，yaoburantahaikeyirangzhiqianneixiechaofengyuanlizijiderenkankan，taxiaohankebushitamenkouzhongdefeiwu。
cishidexiaohansuiranxiuweidadaolelianqidianfeng，danshizaizheigeshijiederenkanlaitaxiuweiquebuguoshilingqichuqieryi，zhiyuyuanyinziranshiyinweitalingqiquandoushinongsuojinghuakanqilaixishaodeyuangu。
咚咚咚。
jiuzaizheigeshihouyizhenqiaomenshengturanxiangqi。
xiaohanzaitingjianshengyinyihoumeitouyizhou，zijiwufuwumu，congxiaojiushizaigueryuanzhangdade，shenbiangengshimeiyoujigepengyou，jinyoudejigepengyougengshizaitazaoyudaocishiyihouhetaduanjuelelianxi。
xianzaidazaoshangdeyouhuishisheilaizhaoziji？
xinzhongyihuozhixiaxiaohanlaidaomenqianshenshoudakailemen。
chuzuwudamendakaiyigerenchuxianzailemenkou，xiaohankeyiquedingzijiyiqianjueduimeiyoujianguozheigezhongniannanren。
“你是？”
“haizi，woshinidie。”
“我你爹！”
xiaohanxiayishituokouerchu，tacongxiaojiushizaigueryuanzhangdadenalaidedie！
“神经病。”
zaixinzhongmaleyijuyihoutabiandasuanguangshangfangmen。
“womeimani，wozhenshinideqinshengfuqin，xiaoyunlong。”
zhongniannanrenmianlukuxiaosuihoubiancongshouzhishangmiandechuwujielimiannachuleyikuaibaiseyupei。
zheishiyikuaishuangyuyupeidanshirujinquezhiyouyikuai，erzheiyupeidelingyibanbuzaibierenjiuzaixiaohandeshenshang。
“额？”
xiaohanzaikanjianduifangnachudeyupeiyihouxianshiyileng，suihounachuzijishenshangdeneikuaiyupeiyipipei，hei，haizhenjiushitongyikuai。
“duibuqihaizi，dangnianyinweiyixieshiqingsuoyiwobudebujiangnifangzaigueryuancainengbaohunideanquan。”
xiaoyunlongzaishuozheihuadeshihouchongmanlekuijiu，erxiaohanyeyijingcongzhenjingdangzhonghuanguoshenlailenglengyixiaoshuodao：
“neinixianzailaizhaowoyoushiyinweishenmeshiqing？”
“wotingshuolenizaitianxingxueyuandeshiqing，zheixienianrangnishouweiqule，haizigenwohuijiaba。”
xiaoyunlongshenchushou，erxiaohanqueshenshoudakaileduifangdeshou。
“wobuyongnidelianmin，jiusuanshimeiyounidebangzhuwoyiranyenengguodehenhao。”
xiaohanshuowanbianyaoguanshangfangmen，erxiaoyunlongqueyanjishoukuaideshihouzhuazhulejijiangguanshangdefangmen。
“zheikalimianyouwushiwan，meiyoumima，tianxingxueyuandeshiqingwoyijingbangnichulihaole，mingtiannijiukeyijixuqushangxuele。”
xiaoyunlongnachuyizhangyinxingkadijixiaohan，erxiaohankanzheyinxingkachiyibuguosanmiaobianshenshounaguoleyinxingka。
“nideqianwoyihouhuihuanshangde。”
shuowanxiaohanjiuguanshanglefangmen，zhiliuxiaxiaoyunlongzhanzaimenkouwunaitanqi。