主席台上。
xiaozhangdejianghua，daduanlesanrendeduizhi。
“geweitongxue，woyaoxiangdajiaxuanbuyigehaoxiaoxi，jintiandejuexingyishi，womenqinglaileyiweiteshujiabin。”
“neijiushi——jiepengxiansheng！”
“大家鼓掌！”
“哇！！！”
xianchangjiqileyipianzhangsheng，jiulianningqiandougenzheguqilezhanglai。
linyuanyouxiehaoqi：“zheirensheia？”
ningqiandao：“zanmendexuezhang，benxiaolishishangzuiqiangdebiyesheng，yeshidangniandequanguozhuangyuan！”
“zanmenshidedaxingyiji【guyueguilou】detongguanjilu，jiushitabaochide，yijingyouqinianle，doumeibeidapo。”
“tahaoxianghaibudaosanshisui，jiuyijingdadaoxulie7le。”
linyuanyanshenweiweiyidong：“neiqueshihenlihai！”
zheisantian，linyuanyelejiedaoleyixiechangshi。
12tiaoxueshichaonengtujing，meiyitiaoyoufenwei10gedengji。
congdidaogao，yicishixulie9、xulie8、xulie7……yizhidaoxulie0。
zheishijiededengji，tishengdefeichangman。
juexingzhihou，buguangyaozai【yiji】zhongtongguanfuben，jishaguiguaihuodejingyan，haiyaojixuzaidaxuelixuexigenggaoshendezhishi；
fouze，jiusuanjingyanshangqule，yeshikongyoudengji，meiyouyingshili，zhanbuwenjiaogen。
——zheiyeshiweishenme【shuxue】xuliedechaofanzherongyifengdeyuanyin。
shixiangyixia，baitianmianduiwujindeguiguai，haoburongyishachuanfubensilitaosheng，wanshanghuidaojiazhonghaiyaojixuxuexiweijifen，geninibufeng？
所以。
yibanqingkuangxia，nengzaisishisuizhiqianjinshengdaoxulie7，jiuyijingshizhideguojiadalipeiyangdetiancaile。
这位解鹏——
linyuanchaozhezhuxitaishangkanleyiyan，zhijiantakanqilaiyejiuershiwuliusuideyangzi。
“dequeshigetiancaia！”linyuanrenbuzhugantanleyiju。
buyuanchudelintianyilengxiaoleyisheng：
“nizheibushifeihuama？jiepengxuezhangjuexingdeshi【shengwu】xulie，tajinnianyijingbeitibaweididouchaofandaxueshengwuxueyuandeyuanzhangle；
budaosanshisuideyuanzhang，genguweiyou！
erqie，tahaijianrendidouchaofandaxuedezhaoshengbanzhuren。
jintianjuexingchusjitianfude，henkenengjiubeizhijieluqule。
buguo，zheishigennizheizhongfeiwuyemeishenmeguanxi，dong？”
linyuanhaimeishuohua，ningqianzhijietuoxiazijidexiezi：“wotamajinilianleshiba？”
啪！
yizhi37madelanqiuxie，yansihefengdehuzailelintianyi42madelianshang。
一声惨叫惊天动地。
lintianyibeiningqianyixiezipaidao，liandoubianxingle，pangguandezhongrendourenbuzhuzuijiaoyizhenchouchu。
“ninggezhenshizanmenlinchenggaozhongdiyibatulu！”
benbandenanshengyiqiqihong。
“干什么干什么？”
yibianweihuzhixudelaoshilijiweileguolai：“sheidaoluan？xinbuxinwoquxiaonimenjuexingzige？”
lintianyibeiningqianyixiezipaidebixuehengliu：“laoshi，ningqiandawo！”
neilaoshizhuantoukanxiangleningqian：
“是吗？”
ningqianboziyigeng，jiuyaochengren。
林渊一把拉住。
“laoshi，shilintianyixiangtianningqiandejiao！”linyuankaikou。
neilaoshilengzhule，zhuantoukanxianglelintianyi。
lintianyimengbile：“sheixiang**jiaole？niwumiewo！”
“neinituoningqiandexieganshenme？”
“我没脱。”
“neitadexieweishenmezainilianshang？”
“……”
linyuanzhizhetadelian：“laoshi，nikantalianshanghaiyouningqianxiedidehuawenhehuangni，zhengjuquezao，tajiushixiang**。”
“我没想**脚！”
“那你是想舔鞋？”
linyuanhuitoukanleningqianyiyan，“niyeshi！xiediweishenmebushuaganjing？caidemanshihuangni，nonglintianyitongxueyilian，rangtazaxiazui？”
“neibushihuangni，zhishigoushieryi。”ningqianbianjie。
林天一呆住了。
几秒钟之后——
“呕！！！！！！”
lintianyikudiehanniangdichongchurenqun。
……
zhuxitaishang，xiaozhangjieshaowanbizhihou，jiepengzhanleqilai。
zhijiantaqingqingdeyihuishou，zaitadeshenbian，huranjianchuxianleyigechuansongfazhenyiyangdedongxi。
qiheiyoushen，rutongyigexuanwo。
紧接着。
yitiaoquanshenpimaoqiheirumo、shuangyanyoushenruxuedejushouliebao，minjieditiaolechulai。
“吼！”
zheibaozijiangaozuyouliangmiduo，kanqilaibiyipimahaiyaoda。
rutongchouduanbandepifuxia，yikuaikuaijirouqiujie，chongmanlebaozhaxingdeliliang。
“深渊暗影豹！”
bushaotongxuejinghuleqilai。
“wotingshuo【shengwu】tujingdexulie7，jiaozuolieren，yongyouyixiangfeichangzhongyaodechaonengli，jiushixunfuyijishengwu，qiandingqiyue！”
“shide，mianduilieren，dezuohaoyidaer、shenzhishiyidaduodezhunbei，niyongyuanbuzhidaotamenyouduoshaoqiyueshengwu！”
zaizhongrendexianmuyanshenzhong，jiepengkaikoudao：
“ganxiegeweitongxuedezhangsheng，zuoweixuezhang，jintianmeiyoudailiwujidajia，youdianxiukui。”
“haihaowodaibiaodeshididouchaofandaxue，zailinlaizhiqian，woyijingxiangxuexiaoshenqingleyifenliwu。”
“yijianhuangjinjidezhuangbei！”
“jintiannaweitongxuejuexingledetianfujibiezuigao，wojiuhuibazheigeliwujidaota，xiwangdajiajiayou。”
quanxiaodexueshengdoufeitengle：“huangjinji？zheiyetaidafangleba？”
zhuangbeifenweiheitie，qingtong，baiyin，huangjin，bojin，zuanshi，shishi，shenqi，jigedengji，yijianhuangjinjidezhuangbei，shichangjiagewubaiwanqibu。
jiepengzheigeliwu，jueduifenghou。
xiaozhangchenredatie：“juexingyishi，kaishi！”
“qingniandaomingzidetongxue，yicishangtai。”
“sannianyiban，baijie！”
yigenvshengzouchuleduiwu，takanqilaihenqingchun、yikanjiushihaonvhai，qieshengshengdizourufazhen。
suizheyizhenhonglonglongdeyunzhuan。
“baijie，【shengwu】xulie9-nongfu，tianfujinengfji【jinitaimei】。”
掌声！
diyigeshangtaidetongxuejiujuexingchenggong，erqiehaishihejiepengtongyigexuliede。
“【shengwu】xulie9-nongfu，nengsiyangxiaoxingyijishengwu，peiyanggezhongshenqideyijizhiwu，bianyihuahui，chaofancaoyao，shiyigefeichangqiangdefuzhuzhiye！”
“zheiweitongxuedetianfu，nengshifangchuyizhong，rangjiaqinleiyijishengwukuaisushengzhangdenitaimei！”
“yihoujiusuanwufajinshengxulie8，guangkaozheigetianfu，yenengchengweiyigechaofanyangzhixuejia！”
neinvhaizaigulizhongzouxialefazhen。
……
“sannianyiban，lintianyi。”
beijiaodaomingzidelintianyi，cishigangxiwanlianhuilai，zhengzaibengkuizhong。
suiranyijingxilehenduobian，balianpidoucuochuxuele，danshihaishinengwendaoruoyouruowudeshichouwei。
“你们给我等着！”
lintianyiyanshenzhongxianchuyisiyinhen，zhuanshenzoushanglefazhen，jiangshouanzailefazhenzhongyangdeyuanqiushang。
嗡！
dangtabashoufangshangqu，zhenggedimiansihudouzhandongleyixia。
yidaojinsedeguangzhu，congdimianzhichongyunxiao，jiangyuncengdouranchenglejinse。
“**？shenmeqingkuang？”
zhongrendoushimianseyibian，zhiyouzhuxitaishangdexiaozhanglaoshimen，shunjianjingxiditiaoleqilai。
“yixiang！juexingyinqiletiandiyixiang，yigexindetiancaiyaodanshengle！”
“jinse？sji，jueduishisji！”
“jiepengtongxue，wojidenidangnianyeshisji，yeshijinguangwanzhang。”xiaozhangledehebulongzui。
sjidetianfu，haojiniandoubuyidingnengchuyige！
fazhenzhong，lintianyidejuexingjieguoyijingchuxian。
“lintianyi，【zhengzhi】xulie9-fawaikuangtu，tianfujinengsji【zonghuo】。”
【zhengzhi】xuliezhuiqiudeshizhixu！
suhuashuocibuzhangbing，shanbucongjing，xiangyaozhuiqiuzhixu，bixiantiyanwuxu。
因此，
【zhengzhi】xulie9，mingweifawaikuangtu。
zheigezhiye，jingtongansha、xiadu、qiangxie、gedou……denggezhongfanzuijiqiao。
zaixulie9zheigejibie，shizhandoulipaimingbijiaokaoqiandezhiye。
zheigejieguo，rangningqianmianseyibian。
“ca！pingshenme？”ningqianbufuqi，“tadounengjinsechuanshuo？kendingshichilewoxiedidegoushi，zoudegoushiyun。”
“linyuan，denghuiniyejuexinggesji，**ta！”
……
zhuxitaishang，yishenghuanteng。
sannianyibandebanzhurenzhanleqilai，duizheqitajigebanzhurenxiaodao：“buhaoyisilegewei，jinniandezhuangyuankanlaiyijingchuxianle。”
shuowan，tazoudaolejiepengdemianqian：“jieyuanzhang，woxiantiwodexuesheng，xiexienindehuangjinjizhuangbei。”
jiepengxiaolexiao：“gongxigongxi。”
“wozheijiubalintianyitongxuejiaoguolai，qingjieyuanzhangqinzijitabanfajiangli。”sannianyibandebanzhurenwanquandengbule。
“haiyouzheimeduotongxuemeijuexingwanni，nizenmejiuquedinglintianyijiushizhuangyuanle？”
shenhoujigebanzhurenlvedaibushuang。
sannianyibanbanzhurenyangaibuzhudeyi：“jiupingnimenjigebanneixiebianjiaoliao？yousheinengduilintianyizaochengweixiema？womenkeshizhongdianban！”
“womenbandelinyuanyehenyouxiu。”yigeshengyinqingxididao。
sannianyibandebanzhurenchenmole。
片刻后——
“xing！neiwojiuzaidengjifenzhong，fanzhengdaozuihouyehaishiwomenyibande。”