第3章

hunlidangtian,chenghancizhedayazaijiudiandatangfengrenjiushaxiao。

yaobushixinlangxinniangbixuyaozaimenkouyingbin,wozhendexiangwagedidongduoyiduo。

pingchanggaolengyansudebazongni?

xiaoqingmeilaideshihou,hunqingdianlizhenghaokaishi。

litangdeyinlexiangqi,mianqiandamenhuanhuandakai。

wogangyaotiqishaqundengdaizhedengguangdadaowoshenshang,ranhouanzhaoliucheng,zoudaochenghanshenbian。

yidaobuheshiyideshengyinxiangqi:

「aiya,buhaoyisi,hangegewolaiwanla!」

xiaoqingmeichuanzheyishenhongqun,qiangxiancongwomianqianpaolechuqu。

changxiayipianxixu,fenfenyilunzhe:

「sheia,zheimemeiyanlijianer?」

「renjiajiehun,taqianglexinniangzidefengtoushizenmehuishi?」

xiaoqingmeilianseyibian,xuanranyuqi:「wuwu,wobushiguyide,wobuzhidaozheilibunengzou……jiejienibuyaoshengqi,wuwu……」

woyaodehoucaoyagagazuoxiang,yaobushiaiyurenduo,wozhendexiangjitalianggedabidou,jiaojiaotashenmejiaoliyilianchi!

mingmingshitachuozhunshijiwanglichong,haichenglewodebushi?

chenghanshenqingyebuhaokan,tahaowugujidiqiangguomaikefeng,zhijiehanrenbaxiaoqingmeiconglitaiganlexiaqu:「kuaidianbazheishachatuoxiaqu!」

haoburongyishunliwanchenglehunqing,daolejingjiuhuanjie,xiaoqingmeiyoutiaochulaigaoshi。

「hangege,nibunengheyigewuquanwushidenvrenjiehun,tayidiandoupeibushangni,tayidingshiweilenideqiancaijiajinide!」

jiemei,qingxingdian,nizuowanshuideliangbaiwandechuangdianhaishiwomaide!

zuoweidangniangaokaolikezhuangyuan,dianhuadouyaobeiqinghua、beidazhaoshengbandalanle。

biyehouworuzhitouxing,duanduanliangnianjiubeiyuweizuinianqingdetouxinggushen。

你看我差钱吗?

「hangege,nibiehezheigenvrenjiehun!wozheicihuiguojiushiweileni,woxiangmibuwomendangchudeyihan,niwanglewochuguoqianyiwandewencunlema?」

我一脸问号。

我被现场抢婚?

艾玛,好**!

xiaoqingmeideshengyinbudi,zhouweibinkefenfenzhuanguotoulai。

chenghanmeitoujinzhoudao:「ninaozizhendeyoubingba?womenyoushenmeyihan?nichuguohewoyoushenmeguanxi?wochuguoneiduanshijiankemeijianguoni,bieluanshuo!」

程寒差点又要跳脚。

xiaoqingmeiyanleiwangwang:「hangege,wozhidaoniweishenmehuiheluyouyouzaiyiqi,bujiushidangchuwohebierenzaiyiqile,nishiweileqiwo,ranhouzhaoleyigehewohenxiangdenvren!woxianzaikanqingzijidexinle,nibiezaihewoouqile!womencaishizhenaiya!」

wochenmole,wodabandefenggeyizhidoushichengshuxinggan。

xiaoqingmeizeshiqingchunxiaobaihua。

bunengfourendeshi,woliangdemeiyandequexiangsi。

woguimihaidaquguo,buzhiqingderenhaiyiweiwoliangshishenmeqinqini。

chenghanjianwochenmobuyu,huangle,zheirangtayouleweijigan,lianmangdao:「laopo,nibietingtaluanshuo!nizhangdegengexiannvyiyang,tajiushilaihamazuobairimeng,yiweizijishitianeni!」

wopopocishiyetingdaodongjing,zouguolaiwen:「zenmele?」

woqiaoqiaoqialeqiazijidedatui,leishuizaiyankuangdazhuan:

「妈,没事!」

pangbiandefuwuyuanzhudongshangqianjiaodaileshiqingyuanyou。

「ayi……」xiaoqingmeifachumaomibanruoruodejiaosheng,bianchaowotoulaiyigedeyideyanshen。

tabuhuijuedewopopohuibangtaba?

ranhou,xiaoqingmeijiubeiwopopojiaolailebaoantuochuqule。

zheishi,chenghanqueturantaishouzuzhi,xiaoqingmeixinliyixi,chaochenghanpaoqumeiyan:

「hangege,wojiuzhidaonishiaiwode!」

「nizhuzui!zuotianwanshangchenwobuzaijiashoumaiwotangdi,heyenanrenzaiwohunchuangshangguihun,neikeshiwolaopohualeliangbaiwanmaidechuangdian,ganjinpeiqian!」

xiaoqingmeilianseyibai,kaikouyaoshuoshenme,chenghangenbenbujitajihui。

「buranwojiubaojingle!」shuozhetanachushoujijiuyaoda 110。

xiaoqingmeijiantayilianrenzhen,huangleshen。

「zenme,nixiangrangwobazhaopianfangchulaijidajiakanma?」chenghanzhouzhemeitouwen。

yishijianxiaoqingmeiqihunanxia,haishixiaoqingmeidebamaguolaidayuanchang。

「xingle,xiaohan,ayiyeshikanzhenizhangdade,xingxinghaixiao,budongshi,nihetajijiaoshenme。」

chenghanchaofengdao:「ershisisuiderenlehaixiao?chengzijundoubitadongshi。」

chengzijunjiushiyuanbenjiwomenyachuangdexiaohai,jinniancai 9 sui,hanchenghanyishengtangge。

tangmudangchangbeixialemianzi,lijilasonggelianduizhewopopozhizedao:「shiyuan,nijiushizheiyangjiaonierzide?」

wopopoxingzibadao,shoudelezheiqi?dangjijiuduilehuiqu:「wodaoshibuzhidaotangjiahuijiaochuzheiyangdenver,buzhilianchidixiangpawoerzidechuang,yaobushiwoerxifudadu,nikanwobusilezheigexiaotizi!tangtaitai,niguanhaonidenver!」

turanbei cue dewo,miantianyixiao。

tangfuyilianbuyue,youbuhaoyisicanyunvrenzhijiandezhandou,duixiaoqingmeishuo:「haibukuaihuiqu,zaizheilidiurenxianyan!」

xiaoqingmeibukenzou,zuihouhaishidibuguotangmu,yanleiwangwangdilikai。

likaiqianhaibeichenghanqiangzhizhepeifulechuangdianfei,dadaolewodekali。wozhuanshoujiujuanjilefuliyuan。

wozaidajiakanbujiandejiaodu,chaoxiaoqingmeitailetaixiaba,yanjiaowanwanshiyi:shacha!

haihao,hunliqianwoweiledidiao,meiyouqingrenhemeiti,buranjiudeshangbendixinwenle。

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