xinjinlaidelaoyemen，meishousuoyounaozi。
meilenaozikanqilaicaiyouyisi。
zuozhehuirenzhenbaoguangeweilaoyedenaozi，zhongtuhuifanhai。
脑子寄存处。
benrenshangbenshudechengjiyehaixing，buhezheibenkouweidekeyikankanshangben。
综武、搞笑类型的。
【zongwu，meiyueyigeshadiaochaonengli】
shadiaochaonengliyou：chuiniubi、duoziduofu、bgm、anheqiaojianzou、renyudeyanlei、wannengjiaoshuideng……
……
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“limu，nichuleshengzailijia，youxianhejiashi，nizaimeiyoubandianyoudian，genbenjiushigefeiwu！！”
“wolinbaiweixiangyaodenanrenshitianzhijiaozi，jueshitiancai。nigenbenbupei！”
“qingniyihoudoubuyaozaijiuchanwole！wokandaonijiuexin！”
qinglengcierdeshengyinzaierbianxiangqi。
limulimaqingxingleguolai。
yigeqingxiugaotiaodemeinvchuxianzailimushixianzhong，tachuanzheyijianbaichenshan，xiamianyitiaobaizhequn，shuangtuixiuzhangbizhi，shiqibasuidenianji。
limubenlaishidiqiuyigeputongdeshangbanzu，zhoumoyuelepengyouzhengzaijiachizhehuoguochangzhege，turanjiuchuanyuele！
meiyouchehuo，meiyousiwang，shenzhidoumeishuizhe，jiuzheimeturanchuanyuele。
turandaliangdejiyizuanrulelimudenaodaizhong，buguoyejiuliangsanmiaozhongshijian，tajiushiyingle。
yanqianzheigemeinv，zhengshiyuanshenzhuileliangniandenvshen，linbaiwei。
erziji，yejiaolimu，naishiqiyuanxingdaxiasandadingjijiazudeshaozhu，yeyeshiqiyuanxingzuiqiangdewushenzhiyi，zhenggedaxiazhiyousanweiwushen。fuqinyeyouwangzhexiuwei，shenshixianhe，youwushudedingjixiulianziyuan。
zhiqianlishaozhudeshenghuoyizhishunfengshunshui，zhidaoliangnianqianyudaolinbaiwei。
diyiyankandaolinbaiwei，limubianjingweitianren。
suiranlinbaiweizhishixiaojiazuchushen，menbudanghubudui，danlimuhaishiyixinxiangyaohetazaiyiqi，feitabuqu。
congci，dingjilijiashaozhu，bianchenglelinbaiweidechaojitiangou。
linbaiweiqueshaoxiulianziyuan，limumashangbazijideziyuansongjita，neixieziyuannengrangzongshidouyanhong。
weiletaohaolinbaiwei，tahairangzijidejiazubuyiyulifuchilinjia，rangbenlaiburuliudelinjia，yaoshenyibian，chenglejingshibukexiaoqudewudaojiazu。
shenzhiweilebangzhulinjia，ningyuansunhaizijiadeliyi，yezaisuobuxi。
raner，limuduilinbaiweizheiyangtaoxintaofeidefuchu，quehuanbulaitayisisiganxie，gengbieshuoai。
zheishihou，neiqinglengdeshengyinyouxiangqi：“limu，woshuodenitingdaomeiyou，biejiuchanwole！”
limutaitoukanxiangqianmian，neigeweiweiyangzhexiaba，yifujiaoaozitai，kanxiangzijideyanshenlimianshihaobuyanshideyanedenvhai。
呵呵！
limuzhiqianwangshangyekanlehenduotiangoushijian，danneidoushi**sitiannvshen，xianzaizheiqingkuangshigaofushuaitian**sinv，jingranhaibeixianqile？
gengxiangbutong，mianqianzheigenvhaizuilishuozhebiejiuchan，danjitasonggezhongziyuan，queconglaidouhuishou。
jialigengshiquankaozijizhaofu，cainengyoujinshijinridediwei。
tabusihuibao，quegangenzijizheimeshuohua，daodishipingdeshishenme？
e，pingdeshizijizheigetiangoudexihuan！
舔狗罪该万死！
“我听到了！”
limuturanxiaoleqilai：“yihouzaiyebuhuichanzhenile。”
qianshizhichangshangmopagundahaojiniandelimu，duilinbaiweizheizhong**，shenetongjue。
“nishuozhende？”linbaiweiyilianjingxi。
limuxiaodao：“dangran，wolishaozhuyiyan，simananzhui。”
“hao！”linbaiweikaixindao：“xiwangnishuodaozuodao！”
zheilinbaiweinaoziyouwentima？kanzhejingranshizhendekaixin？
limukanzhezhouweidetongxuemen，xiaoheheyangshengdao：“geweitongxuemendouzuogejianzhenga，jiranlinbaiweibuxihuanwo，neiwoyebunengsipilailianle，congcikeqi，womenzaiwuguage！”