第1章
longxiadiguo，funansheng，kunshashi。
cikekunshazhigaoxueyuandedalitangneibaofachulezhenzhenchongtiandejinghusheng。
“shenme？xi：chanhouhulishi，jingranshixiyouzhiyege！”
“zheigemenfadalea！kanzhexiaoyouzoushangrenshengdianfeng，zhenshibiwozijisiledounanshoua！”
“nimendoubiezhejixianmu，zheigemenbubeicechuxiyouzhiyezhehaihao，beicechuxiyouzhiyezhe，hengheng......”
tingzherenqundecaorangsheng，beiqianbahaorenxianmujidudeyanhongdelinyangcikequewanquangaoxingbuqilai。
tashenzhixiangyibadaozhanlezijimozaizhuanzhiceyanshuijingqiushangdezuoshou。
meicuo，linyangqishibingbuxianghuoderenrenkewangdexiyouzhiye。
tayebushizheigeshijiederen。
chuanyuedaozheigeshijiesanniandelinyang，zaojiubeiwangluoshanggezhongfengchuandemijingtanxianshipinshikuanglubojihehuaile。
zheishiyigehenxianglanxingdeshijie，danzheigeshijiequeyouxieqiguai。
ruguofeiyaoyongyijuhuazongjie，neijiushixiongxianqiewuchang。
zheigeshijiebenshenjiushiyigejudademijing，ershijiegechuyousuishikenengchuxianliantongqitashijiedemijingzhimen。
youweizheigeshijiezhumingdezhexuejiacengshuoguo，dangqitashijiedeqiangzhelaiwomenzheigeshijieshiweileshuamijingshengji，neiwomenquleqitashijieyoushiweileshenme？
erqie，zheixiewailaideqinlvezhe，daduodoushiconggenggaoweidudeshijielaide，tamenzhangwozhegengweiqianghandenengli。
youdenengzhangkongshijian、youdezeyongyouwuqiongwujindadoudabusidesilingdajun。
youdekanqilaizhishipingpingwuqichidunyongshi，danzhiyaoshaoweiyigongji，tadefanshangjiunengdangchangmiaotianmiaodimiaokongqi。
suoyia，chuanyuedaozheigeshijiedelinyang，diyiganjuejiushikepa、xiongxian。
dangran，zheigeshijieyebushizhiyouaizaidaishougedefen。
zheigeshijieyongyouwanshandequanzhuanzhitixi，zhiyaozaimeigerenshibasuizheinian，jinxingzhuanzhiceyanjuexingzhiyehou，douhuiyongyouyidingdezhandouli。
danzhuanzhidejieguoquekanchengwuchang。
yuanyinshizheigeshijiedezhuanzhitixi，jiyoumofashi、gongjianshou、qishizheileimofashijiedezhiye，yeyouqiangpaoshi、wudaojia、tufudengdengxiandaidezhiye。
jiulianduosheshi、dawushizheileiqipazhiyedouyouguobushaojizai。
chulezheileiyongyouzhiguanzhandoulidezhiyeyiwai，haiyoubushaochushi、meijiashi、waimaiyuandengjiqiputongdezhiyechendianzaizhuanzhizhiyechizhizhong。
linyangyuanbenyiwei，waimaiyuanzheileizhuanzhihenruo，keqishi，longxiadiguodianfengdeyibailingbazhuanzhizhishenzhong，jiuyousanweishikaowaimaiyuanzheigezhuanzhifajiade。
yinweirenjiadechengzhangtiaojiantaiguojiandanle，zhiyaosongwaimaijiunengbianqiang，jianzhibuyaotaibug。
suoyi，yueshilejiezheigeshijie，linyangbianjuedezheigeshijietaiguoxiongxian，youtaiguowuchang。
ertazuibuxianghuodedebianshizhanliqianghandezhiye。
ruguoniyinweizhuanzhierhuodeqianghandezhanli，neimeshouweizheigeshijiejiuchenglenidezeren。
bijing，nengliyueda，zerenyueda。
kezheiqueyulinyangshangyibeizidedicengjinglichanshenglejiqiqiangliedechongtu。
shangbeizi，tadenenglijiumeidaguo，congxiaojiushikuhahade，yaolingshimeilingshi，yaowanjumeiwanju。
jiushixiezuoyedoudeyongliangzhanggaodibandengcouhezhelai。
suoyi，tayizhiyilaidejinglijiuzaigaosuta，zhizuijinmibudaiwo，quanqiubiannuanbielaiwo。
shenmexiyouzhiye，tahaizhenkanbushang。
tajiuxiangzhigaobiyezhihou，zaixuemennenghukoudanbuxinkudeshouyiguohuo。
lajixiyouzhiye，yingxiangwobantangpingderenshengguihua，zheikezhenshitaichourenle。
danzhuanzhiceyanshiqiangzhixingde，duowukeduo，haishiqianrentongtai，gengshizangwukezang。
jiuzaigangcai，zhuanzhiceyanshuijingqiuyiliang，neijiangzhenggedalitangrandefazideguangmangjiushizaigaosusuoyouren。
talinyangchenglexiyouzhiyegele。
tayihounengliniubidafale。
yaoshidezuiguota，dechenzhetahaishigeruojideshihou，ganjinnongsita。
erdalitangzhinei，zuishouchongjideren，wuyijiushitingzhegedaduzi，shouzaizhuanzhiceyanshuijingpangdezhuanzhiceyanshiwangyoudao。
tabaifacangcang，huzidouyidabale，cikebeiziguangzhaodehuotuotuoxianggewancosdefafulaowantong。
kexiayike，tabenjiudengdadeshuangyan，genghunzhuole。
zhijianzhuanzhiceyanshuijingqiuzhouwei，jianjianfuxiandiandianshanshuoruxingguangyibandeguangdian。
erzheixieguangdian，jianjianronghehuiju，zuizhonghuijuyushuijingqiuzhinei。
jigeminghuanghuangdedazi，yecongshuijingqiuneifuxianlechulai。
【稀·产后护理师】
wangyoudaodunshimiqileshuangyan，yilianyihuodekanzhelinyang。
zhishiganghuiguoweilai，taneixinjiulikemafantianle。
这不是个男娃子么？
nanwaziganchanhouhuliheshime？
产后护理能干什么？
bujiushisihouchanfushiniao、bangzhechandaoxiaodu、routongrudao、hehuchanfucuiruodechanhouxinlime？
糟蹋啊！
暴殄天物啊！
haohaodexiyouzhiyejiuzheimejizaotale。
linyangbenlaishibeiduizhelitangkantaixiadesuoyouxueshengde。
kezisedeguangyiliangqi，bushaotongxuejiushenzhanglebozi，shixianraoguolinyanghoubei，jindingzhezhuanzhishuijing。
zhidaokandao【xi·chanhouhulishi】hou，litangneicaijianjianxiangqilehongxiaosheng。
“hahaha......”
“wonima，zheiyetaigaoxiaoleba，yigenandezhuanzhichengchanhouhulishile！”
“haohaohao，wanzheimedashiba？”
“feilefeile，zheizhiyezenmechengzhang，zenmejinjie，wogenbenxiangbudaorenhebanfa！”
dunshi，taixiaduilinyangtoulailewushudebiyimuguang。
erlinyangzijizeqiaoqiaosonglekouqi。
shenzhineixinhaiananqiexi！
【xi·chanhouhulishi】zheigezhiyeyikanjiuhewaimaiyuanzheileizhiyechabuduo。
suirangengpianmenyixie，danweibijiumeiyoubianqiangdebanfa。
tasuiranbuxiangzaijuguangdengxiachengweiyingxiong，kesheiyounengjujuetoutoubianqiangni？
sheishuozhanzaiguanglidebusuanyingxiong，sheiyounengshuobuzhanzaiguanglidejiubusuanyingxiongni？
erqie，kanzheiweizhuanmenfuzezhuanzhiceyandelaotou，tahaoxianghenxianqizijia！
zheiyang，zijiyinggaijiubuhuijinrushenmetebiedepeiyangjihuazhileide。
suiranchengweizhiyezheyouzhongyibosanzhedeganjue，kelinyangdedaolezijixiangyaodejieguo，zuijiaohaishirenbuzhuweiweiqiaoqi。
daiwangyoudaohuyidemuguangzaicikanlaishi，tacaibudebushoulianxiaoyi，zhuanerluchuleyifuxiukuideshense。
wangyoudaoxinzhongzaicitanlekouqi。
zuoweizhuanzhiceyanshi，tashifenqingchuxiyouzhiyedekegui。
zaisuoyoudezhiyezhong，gongfenjiujizhiye，suishuoxiyouzhiyebingbushijueduidelingjiajiujizhishang，keneibijingshijiujizhiwaiduyidangdecunzai。
zaitaduoniandezhuanzhiceyanshengyazhong，shuoshiqijibajizhiyezhebiandizou，jiujiduorugouyebuweiguo。
kexiyouzhiyezhe，tazheibeizicaicechuguosange。
suoyi，tahaishirenbuzhunaizhexingzishitandao：
“tongxue，nizhuanzhihou，youmeiyoushenmetebiedeganjue？”
林阳点了点头道：
“you，woganjuezijishuangshouyoudiansusumamade，youdianyang。”
shuowan，linyangliekaizuiluchudabaiyaheheyixiao。
wangyoudaorenbuzhulianlianyaotou。
gangkanlinyangdiantoushi，taneixinhaishiyoudianxiaoqidaide。
keyitinglinyangdehua，zaikantaneifushahanhandemoyang，wangyoudaodexinshichedisile。
tabailebaishou，xinhuiyilandetixingdao：
“zuoweixiyouzhiyezhe，nijinwanjuexingdebenmingjishibixushangbaode。”
“qianwanjizhu，biewangle。”