第1章
“guniang，wokannitiantingbaoman，digefangyuan，danshinihongsichanyan，panishitineiyangqidingsheng，buruzheiyang，chumenzuozhuanwubaimijiushirujia，daolehouwojinipojieyixia，shichenghouwozhishouniyiwankuaiqian。”
“啪！流氓！”
wodelianshangjiejieshishiaileyibazhang，mianqiandemiaolingshaonvniutoubianzou。
wozhanqishenhandao：“wozhenmeipianni，wokeyijinipojiede。”
“滚！”
wopielepiezui，yibishengyiyoumeile。
wochushengyuqiyueshiwu，shigeqiying，shifujiwoqimingjiaozuozhaoshiwu。
tashigefengshuishi，danzailiangnianqianyiwaishizong，jiuliuxialailegesuanmingdianhaiyouxiaoshimei。
shifulikaihou，dianlishengyiyeshiyiluoqianzhang，youshiwohuikaozhegenshifuxuedaodedongxizaiwangshangtuixiao，kaozhediliandejiage，yijiwozheisancunbulanzhishe。yenengyoudianshengyi。
shangcilailegezuofuzhuangdelaoban，shuozuijinzongganjuejialiyinfengsousoude，erqiezuoshengyizongshipeiqian。
woguoquchouleyiyan，tajiafengshuibujubenlaibucuo，jiushiyinweizaiyangzhaikandeweizhifangshangleyigeyiju，budandangzhuleyangguang，haidangzhulecaiyunjinmen，worangtabayijudiule，wanshihuanshanglewugexiaoyijia，xingchenglewufulailindefengshui，meiguoduojiu，tadeshengyijiuzhujianhaozhuanleqilai。
suiranzheiyangdeshourubingbuduo，danrizihaikeyiguodexiaqu。
kemeixiangdaodeshi，yizhouqianyiyuantongzhiwo，xiaoshimeitineizhanglegezhongliu，bixujinkuaicougousanshiwanzuoshoushu。
zhenshidaomeitamajidaomeikaimen，daomeidaojiale。
shaonvlikaihou，gebizahuopudeliufengmingguolaile。
wowentakanxiangbu，bukanxiangjiuchuqu，meikonggentachedan。
tayilianweisuodezuodaowomianqian，shuojiwojieshaolegedashengyi，renyihuijiudao，shuobanleshi，jideqingtachifan。
dengtazouhou，dagaiguolebanxiaoshi，yigechuanzhehuali，beizhexinkuanaimashideguifuzoulejinlai。
tawenwozheilisheinengkanzhaizi。
wolimazhanqishen，shuowojiukeyi，xiaodianyiyingjuquan，zhiyaoqiandaowei，shenmefuwudoukeyitigong。
guifushangxiadalianglewoyiyan：“ladaoba，wohaiyiweinajiadongwuyuanmenmeiguanhaofangchulaigehouzi，zaijianba。”
yuguangnei，wokandaojianzheigeguifudemeimaobijiaojicu，yanlianbijiaokuanguang，
“jibianshihouzi，yehuigenqinshengjiemeiguanxihenhaoba。”wohuanhuanshuodao。
menkoudeguifutingdaozheililimazhuanguotoulai，yilianhuyidekanlewoyiyan：“nishenmeyisi？”
wobianbeizheshou，yilianyansudekanzheta：“nibushidushengnv，danshinigenqitadejigexiongdijiemeiguanxibushihenhao，danniquedudenifumudechongai，nixianzaisuoyongyoudeyiqie，yinggaidoushinifumujinideba。”
zaixiangshuxueli，meimaojicudaibiaoweirenpiqibutaihao，buaiyurenxiangchu，jibianshiqinshengxiongdiyebuliwai，eryanliankuanguangsuodaibiaodezeshijiatingbeijingjijia，fumuyetebiexiai。
guifutingdaozheili，zuibazhangchenggeoxing，piankehoutazuolexialaidianlediantou：“nishuodemeicuo，wogenwomeimeideguanxibutaihao，bannianqian，wofuqinqushi，yishushangmianjiaodaicaichandoujiwo，suoyiwoyoulexianzaideyiqie。”
“zaiwofuqinqushiyihou，yinweitayishujiaodaideyuanyin，suoyiwomeimeizhudeneitaofangyeshunlichengzhangdaolewodemingxia，houmianwomeimeijiuzishale，danshiwozuijinwanshangshuijuedeshihou，zongnengganjueyourenzaiwoerbianchuiqi，suoyiwojiulaizhaonijiwokankan。”
guangshitingguifuzheimeyishuo，wojiuganjuejipigedasuileyidi，xinxiangzheigaobuhaojiushinaoguia，zheikeshiwanmingdea。
guifujianwoyouxieyouyu，suihouzhijienaqishoujisaoleyixiajutaishangdeerweima：“xiaoxiongdi，zheishidingjin，shichenghou，wohuizaijinizhuanwuwan。”
“zhifubaodaozhang，liangwanyuan...”shoujichuanlaidongtingdenvsheng。
wotemesuoxingxinyiheng，ruguozaizhuanbudaoqian，xiaoshimeitangzaichuangshangzhiyouyigejieguo，neijiushisi！ruguonengjiuhuilaita，jibiandashangwozheitiaoming，woyehaowuyuanyan。
guifukaizheyilianghongsebaoshijiedaizhewolikailedian。
linzouqiangebixiaomaibulaobanliufengmingzhuyidaolezheili，tahaijiwofalegeweixin，shuorangwoyudaofupobawozhu，lianyebanjindabieshu。
wotemiaodexinxiangdabieshushineimehaozhudema。