心中也有点自豪。
tingting！zheicaishitawangbatianjiaochulaidehaoxueshengma！
linyujianpudiandechabuduole，gankeyisheng，youxieweiwandetixingdao：“eduilelaowang，tingshuoyuguishidaiyuhenhao，bujinyougaoetuixiujinhaihuifenpeifangzi，zheishizhendejiade？”
wangbatianmanlianwenhao，kanzheyilianqidaidelinyu，qideshentiweiweizhandou。
ganqinglaozigangcaideganqingdouweijigouleshiba？！
“nijiwomaliudegundan！”
wangbatianyibazhanghuleshangqu，“mingtianjidedaishanghuhunshi，nijiazhangyinggaiyijingjinimaihaole！”
linyujiaobuyidun，“huhunshi？shawanyi？zameirengenwoshuoguo？”
“e，jiushishiwanyikede，jinruguiyifubendebibeidaoju，yonglaibaohunimenanquande。”
“shawanyi？！duoshao！”
“shiwana，meimaiganjinqumai，buranxuexiaoshiburangjinfubende。”
guanchazhewangbatianyuelaiyueheidelianse，linyuxiaoxinyiyidao：“qishiba，laowang，woganjueshijieyebuquewozheiyimingyuguishi，yaobuzanmenzaihaohaoshangliang……”
“滚！！！！”
……
kuzhelian，linyuzouchubangongshi，aishengtanxidehuidaojiaoshi。
benbufuyudejiating，xueshangjiashuanga！
“zicong3000nianqianguiyijianglin，renleisuoyoukejihuihuaidaijin，baifeidaixing，zhengshijinrulefusuli。”
“yuguishi，gumingsiyi，bianshitongguoheguiyiqiandingqiyue，congeryitongbianqiang，xianghuchengjiudeteshuzhiye，jianfuzhebaohuputongrendezhongren，shenshourenmenzunjing。”
“jingguolidaiwushuxianbeimendetansuoheyanbian，caixingchenglerujinyuguishidewanzhengtixi。”
“jianxijiuji，zhengshisanpin，chaofandashi，zongshizhijing……”
taishanglaozhejiangderexuefeiteng、**yangyi，linyuquezuozaiweizhishangfaqiledai。
meibanfa，ganglaizheigeshijiemeijitian，shadoubudong。
yejiujilegeyuguishidengjihuafen，yixiejuexingdetianfuashenmede，doushijichudaobunengzaijichudezhishi。
laoshijiangdezaihao，zaitaerduoliyehetianshumeishenmequbie。
“yuge，meishiba？”pangbiandeyedachuiqiao**kanleyiyan，guanxindao，“mingtianjiuyaojinguiyifubenle，nidediaozhenghaozhuangtaia。”
mianduihaoyoudeguanxin，linyuhuiguoshen，pailepaiyedachuikuanguangdejianbang，yuzhongxinzhangdao：“dachuia，nizhidaoweishenmerenxuyaodiaozhenghaozhuangtaima？”
yedachuilengleyixia，“weishenme？”
“yinwei，tamenxiangyaotongguonuli，qudebipingshigenghaodechengji。”linyuyanshenzhongshanguoyimoruizhi，“erwojiubuyiyangle。”
“e！mofeiyugeni……”yedachuimianseyouxiejidong。
nanbuchenglinyushenzangbulu，qishishigeyinzangdefuerdaihuozhexueba？！
neitabujiukeyibaodatui，zouxiangrenshengdianfengle！
“woyijingzhunbeikaibaile。”
mianduiyedachuijiangyingdeshenqing，linyulianbuhongxinbutiaodao，“meibanfa，gedeshili，jiushizheimezixin，gouzhujiushishengli！”
叶大锤：“……”
还得是你啊！
……
fangxuehou，qizhexinaidexiaomotuo，linyuhuidaojiazhong。
yijinmen，yiguxiangqipumianerlai，linyurenbuzhudongledongbizi。
香！
真香！
“erzihuilaile？xixishou，kuaichifanle。”linyudemuqincalecashou，quxialelinyudeshubao。
shafashang，linyudelaobalinnantangzainei，quanshenguanzhudekanzhedianshishangdeneirong，shentishibushidezhanqi，xiangshizaijinxingyichangjiliedezhandou。
linyukanleyihui，zhabalexiayan，“……laobayoufanbingle？”
“queshi，wodadishibingle。”
linnanlaoshenzaizaidetaitoukanlelinyuyiyan，quantouweiweiyiying，“yaoburanyebuhuijinizheigebaijiawanyimaihuhunshi。”
linyutingzijialaobazheimeshuo，mengdehuitoukanxiangcanzhuo。
zhijianneilibuzhishenmeshihouduochuleyigetanmuhe，kanqilaihenshiminggui。
hezilimiandeqiheishitousanfazhelengyi，nazaishoulihaiyouyisiqingliang，rangrenyouzhongxiatianhedaobingkeledeganjue。