第一章 书呆子

“chenmiao,ailuolale,guolaicayixia。”

yigeyouxiefeipangdezhongnianfunvbaozheyitiaogouyibuyiyaodezoudaobieshumenkou,huitouchaozheshenchuanweiqunzhengzaituodidechenmiaopieleyiyanshuodao,suizhibianzouchufangmen。

suiranfunvyijingzouchulefangmen,chenmiaohaishizigudedayunleyisheng,taitoujian,jinshijinghoumianshiyishuangxiazhangeryouruizhidefengyan。

chenmiaokanqilaiershiduosui,wenzhibinbin,zuitieqiedexingrongjiushiyigeshudaizi,jiulianneimoruizhideyanshenyeshishaozongjishi。

chenmiaoxiaoxinyiyideyongweishengzhiguozhugoushirengzailajitongzhong,wangzhechuangwai,chenlegelanyao。

chenmiaodefuqinshitangjiadesiji,yinweinaogengbeitangjiashiyiyuanshou,zaichenmiaohuilaihoudezhishitangjiadianfuleyiliaofei,dezhitangjiazhaoshangmennvxuchenmiaodefuqintileyixia,chenmiaoyejiutongyile。

bijingtaganghuilinhaitingshuotanglinlinshilinhaidediyimeinv,zhishiyoudiankexi,jiehunbannianle,meiyoubandianerfuqienai,faneryoudian……yiyannanjin。

bujinmeiyoufuqizhishi,jiulianfuqizhimingyechenglechayufanhoudexiaohua。

gengyouxiaoerbianzhegeyaoshuo:tianbupa,dibupa,jiupalinhaisangeshagua。

diyidashaguashisishiduosuideyigejingshenbing,yinweinianqingshifaxianzijibeilvle,erzidoubushizijide,suoyifengle,shichangdunzaigegexuexiaoqianghaizi,suiranduihaizimanhaode,danshiyoudianheren。

diergedashaguajiushichenmiaodeyuefuzhengjie,linhaidiyidashangmennvxu,renchenghuoerhaoyilang。

disangedashaguabushibierenle,zhengshichenmiao。

keliantangjiayoudianxiaojiaye,danshitangjunyimaishisangeguinv,chenmiaofeipangdeyuemuzhengshitangjundesannvertangqi,suiranyuemudiaomanledian,buguochenmiaozheixienianlaijinglidetaiduodeshi,zaojiukandanlezheixie。

suizheyuemugulanshanzouchubieshu,zhenggekongdangdangdebieshujiushengxialechenmiaoyigeren,zhengzaizheishishoujidunxiang,chenmiaotaishou,shierkadalaideyidihaoma。

陈淼接了起来。

“miaoye,tangjiademingxiwochaqingle,zhuyaoguanxiwangdoupole,shibeiwaleqiangjiao,jutidedouzaiyoujianli,nichashouyixia。”

“好,我这就看。”

shuozhechenmiaoguaduandianhua,dakaishoujiyoujian,ziliaozhenglidehenxiangxi,napashizhuyaoguanxiwangzhongshejidezhuyaorenwuyijishijiandouyoujizai,shenzhijingxidaonagegaoguanbaoleernai,youmeiyousishengzidouzainei!

chenmiaotuiletuiyanjing,zuijiaolveyoushangtiao。

dagaizhidaoqingkuanghoubianjiangyoujianzhuanfajiletanglinlin,yichenmiaodexiangfajiushijinrenshitingtianming,tongshi……choushenshiwai!

cishibangongshizhongmangliuzhedetanglinlinhuaqishouji,yitiaoyouxiangtishirangtajinzhangdeshenseshaohuan,shenzhilianshangfuxianchuyimobuyichajuedejingxi,neigeshuxieryoumoshengdeyouxiangzhanghaoyoufalaiyoujian,zheiyicidengdaitadeyoushishenme?

tanglinlinfanghuanhuxi,nulidekezhixia,xintiaocaihuanhexialai,xianxierbaixideshouzhichileyixia,danhaishidaizhejinzhangdiankaile!

tanglinlinshenzhiyinweizheigeyouxianghenziji,yinweizheigeshenmirenmeiyicideyoujiandoubangzhubinlinpochandetangjiajiejuetiandadeweiji,shenzhirangtayijingshenweirenfudexinzaiqilianyi。

tanglinlindaizhezizeyoumanxinxiyidemaodunxinqingdakaiyoujian,keshiyuekanyuexinjingshenzhizuizhongbianchenglefennu,xiuquanjinzuanzhe,fenghuajueshiderongyanyemengshangyicengyunnudeshentai,bukefouren,tataimeile,napashishengqiyebiejuyifanfengwei。

rucijingmidecailiao,baokuojitatangjiashibanziderendexiangxiziliao,zheijianzhijihushibukenengdachengdedaoshiqing,danshiduifangjuranbandaole,erqieshifabuzu72xiaoshieryi!

‘你到底是谁?’

denglehenjiu,tanglinlindoumeishoudaoduifangdehuifu,keyueshizheiyang,xinzhongdeneimoshenmiganyueshiqianyinzhetadexinxian,rangtamaodunzhiji。

zaixiangdaozijianeigemingyishangdezhangfu,qinaodetongshi,youwubidezize。

zuihouzhinengfanzaodejiangshoujidiuzaiyipang,zuoshoufuzhejingmeideetouzhengzhengdechushen,sikaozhezenmeyingduiyanqiandekunnan。

chenmiaocishihuanshangleyishenyundongzhuang,peihezhewenzhibinbindeqizhi,jiuxiangshigebijiadedananhai,kailangreqingwenwenruya。

jintianhaowuyiwenshitatongxuejuhui,benlaichenmiaoshibudasuanqude,keshibanzhangxuqingzaisandadianhua,chenmiaohaishilaile。

zhishiyouxiekexi,huoxushitabatongxueqingyikanzhongle,youhuoxushizheibandetongxueqingyibianzhile……

daoledetongxueyigong49ren,youqiandeyizhuo,tiefanwandeyizhuo,gaoxiaobiyedeyizhuo,banluchujiadeyizhuo,zuihouyizhuojinaizhemen,ziranerranjiushimeiqian、meirenmaideyizhuo。

chenmiaoyechenglexiaotouming,chuledangniandechulianxuqingshuolejijuhuazhiwaijibenyemeigensheiliaodeshang,zheijiurangchenmiaozheigekuaijiezoushenghuozhuangtaiderenganjuedaolejiweidebushi。

“zanmentongxuebiyeshijinian,daoxianzaiyeyouliunianmeijule,zheiliunianlaibianhuayedoutingdade,yiyijieshaoshadeyoudianexin,wojiushuoshuozanmenzijiadeqingkuangsuanle,woni,meishadabenshi,jiugaolegejiuchang,yougongzuobutaihaodekeyishangwozheilai,gongren、wenyuandounenganpai,kenengdaiyubushitebiegao,danshizanmenzijiadechangzikendingbuhuirangnimenshoubandianerweiqu。”

shuohuadeshitamenchuzhongshiqidetiweizhangzun,zhishijinlaifafu,yijingchengleyigeyounidashu,zuozaineiligentangzhemeichabie,daizhexiaomuzhicujinlianzigaotankuolunzhe。

yipanggentawandebucuodexiaogoutuizixuchaoyefuhezhe,jingrentanlunzhongrencaizhidaozheixuchaozaizhangzundejiuchangzuochangzhang,buguanzenmeshuo,yesuandeshangshigetimiandegongzuole。

zheihuiergongfu,xuchaojiuxiangshizaixianbaizijideshenfenyiban,duizhekaomendeneizhuozhijieshuodao:

“zungeshuodeshizhende,yousheiyaolaijiushiyijuhuadeshier,zanmenzijiadechangzi,kendingdaideshuxin。”

xuchaoshuoleyihou,suihouyoudao:

“zhangqi,linke,tingshuonimenliangganchushini,neiwanyimeishaqiantu,guolainonggebumenjinglishenmedejinigangan,qimayihounengyanghuoyijiarenbushi?”

zhangqigenlinkelianshangyizhenganga,danshizheixuchaokeshichulemingdexiaoren,sheiyoudoubuyuanyireshangta。

zhangqishigejianzuihousaideshouxiaonanzi,tingjianxuchaodehuazhijiediaozhuanqiangtoushuodao:

“chaogebienaole,neishiwojiefudedian,wonanengzou,erqiewoganjuezheihaohuopeihaoma,dezhaogechabuduode,xiangxianzaimeijiuzhidechenmiaotamen。”