第三章:女人就是麻烦

shandongli,guangxianshifendehunan。

daobanandaizhezhaomuxinheqinfeijinquzhihou,jiuhanleqilai:“dage,erge,wohuilaile。”

yigedaguangtouconganchuzoulechulai,shencaishifengaoda,kanqilaixiongsheneshadeganjue:“laosan,nizenmehaidairenhuilaile?”

“dage,nikankanzheixiaoguniangshishei?zhaozhongyidenver,zanmenzheicifale!”daobananxingfendeshuodao。

“yi....haizhenshia。bizhaopianshangpiaoliangduole!”anchudeyigesanjiaoyan,kanzhezhaomuxinduanqunxiadedabaitui,doukuailiukoushuile。

buguo,sanjiaoyankanxiangqinfeideshihou,quezhouqilemeitou:“laosan,zheixiaoziyoushiganmade?”

“yigedashacha,dengxianongsi,baxinzangnongchulai,nengmaigehaojiaqian。”xianzaiyijingdaolezijidedipan,daobananyebuyongzaiweizhuangle。

“dage,nishawoganma,bushirangwogennilainaqianma?”qinfeiyouxiebumandeshuodao。

“hehe....woshisharenfan,shibangfei,nihaizhiwangwoshuohuasuanhua?jiwolaoshidaizhe!”daobananchuaileqinfeiyijiao,qinfeijiucengcengdezouleliangbu,dunzaiqiangjiaobuhangshengle。

“haiyouni,jinqudunzhe。”neidaobananyoutuilezhaomuxinyixia,rangtaheqinfeidunzaiyiqi。

sanjiaoyannaleyigenshengzi,baliangrenshoujiaodouzhaleqilai。suihou,sangebangfeizouchuleshandong,sihuzaidishengshangliangshenme。

qinfeihuodongleyixiabozi,dalegehaqian,shuodao:“kanlaishihuibuqule,woxianshuiyihuier,tamenjinlaishawodehua,jiujiaowoyisheng。”

“你...蠢猪!”

zhaomuxinqidedoukuaibaozhale,yebuzhidaoyanqianzheinanrenshizenmehuodaoxianzaide,jianzhijiushiyigeqiji。

neisangebangfeizaidongkou,didiguguleyizhenzi,youzhaolaijikuaidashitouduzhuleshandong,ranhoujiaobushengjianjianyuanqu,gujishixiashanqule。

“wei,bieshuile,zanmenxiangbanfachuqu。”zhaomuxinjianbangfeizoule,juedejihuilaile,bianyonggebotongleyixiazhengzaidahuludeqinfei。

yaobushitayigenvhaizimeibanfabandongzheixieshitou,jueduibuhuiheqinfeishuohuade。

“wu.....chuqua?denghuier,tamenhaihuihuilaide。”qinfeihenkendingdeshuodao。

“fangpi,tamenmingmingzoule!”zhaomuxinqinaodeshuodao,ganjueheqinfeishuohua,youyizhongduiniudanqindeganjue。

qinfeiyebujieshi,jixubizheyanjing,shuodao:“xinbuxinyouni!”

“ni....mingmingjiushitanshengpasi!”

zhaomuxinjianqinfeituisanzusibukenbangziji,qidedoukuaikuchulaile。zhenshidaolebabeizidemeile,zenmehuipengdaozheiyangdenanren。

buguo,zhaomuxinbeishengzikunzhe,yemeibanfazhengkai,zhinengqihuhudedengzheshandong,xiwangjingchanenglihaiyidian,zaodianzhaodaozheigeshandong。

guolekenengshilaifenzhong,shandongdeyikuaishitoubeinuokaile,sanjiaoyanwanglimiankanleyiyan:“doulaoshiyidian,burannongsinimen。”

shuowan,sanjiaoyanzaicibashandongjidushang,jiumeiyoudongjingle。

“wei....xingxing,tamenzhenzoule,niqubashitoubankai!”zhaomuxinzaiciyonggebotongleyixiaqinfei。

haodaiqinfeiyeshiyigenanren,kendingbizijiliqida,yinggainengbankaishitou,zhiyaonenglikaizheishandong,jibenshangjiuanquanle。

“ganma,yaobannizijiquban,bangfeijiuzaiwaimianzuozhe,wokebuxiangchiqiangzi。”qinfeizhenglexiayanjing,duiyuzhaomuxindaduanzijishuijue,shifendebushuang。

“ni....nihushuo。nijiushigewonangfei,tanshengpasi,haizhaojiekou!”duiyuqinfeidehua,zhaomuxinshiyigezidoubuxiangxin。

qinfeiyelandeheyigenvrenchaojia,gancuiyishengbuhang,bizheyanjingjixudahulu。

“ni....benzhu....bai....”zhaomuxinhuiguotou,benlaixiangbaqinfeimagegouxuelintoude,danhuacaishuodaoyiban,jiuchadianyaozhulezijideshetou:“ni....nimeibeikunzhu?”

yinwei,qinfeisuiranhaishibeiduizheta,danshishuangshouquewuzhulezijideerduo。keshizhaomuxinjidehenqingchua,sanjiaoyannashengzibaliangrendoukundejiejieshishide,zheibaichishizenmenongkaideni?

qinfeitanlekouqi,zaicizhengkaileyanjing:“gunainai,wojiuzaishuibangexiaoshi,qiunile,xingbuxing?”

“neinibangwoshengziyejiekai,buranbiexiangshuijue。”zhaomuxinsuiranbuxiangxinqinfeinengnongkaishengzi,danshibijingshuangshoukongzhe,jizijijieshengziyinggaibunanba?

“womeiliqile,dengxiazaijie。”qinfeishuowan,gancuidaozailedishang,neihulushenggenyitoudafeizhuchabuduo。

“ni.....hundan!”zhaomuxinrenweizijihaishitingyouxiuyangde,pingshihenshaoshengqi。danshi,ziconghezheigebaichiyiqishangchezhihou,zheiershiniandeqi,jintiandoushengdechabuduole。

zhaomuxinjianqinfeishuidehuhuzhengxiang,xinlishuobuchulaidedu。zhinengchuitousangqideyaozhezuichun。xiwangzheihundanshuohuasuanhua,zaishuibangexiaoshi,jiutizijijiekaishengzi。

guolejifenzhong,qinfeizhengkaileyanjing,zhengzhengdekanzhezhaomuxin,sihuyouhuayaoshuo。

“shuigoule?”zhaomuxinjianqinfeixingle,nulexiaxiaozui:“neibielengzhe,bangwojieshengzi。”

“bushi....dishangtailiangle,nengbunengbatuijiwozhenyixia?”qinfeikanzhezhaomuxindedabaituishuodao。

“ni...yaobuyaowojininongyizhangximengsilai?”zhaomuxinzaicibaozou,henhendedengzheqinfei,zhenxiangbatanaodaiqiaokaikankan,limianshibushizhuangdedoufunao!

“neisuibianba,benlaiwohaidasuanshuiershifenzhong,kanyangzidezaishuiliangxiaoshile。”qinfeisongsongjian,youbishangleyanjing。

“nishuisidele!”zhaomuxinqidemanliantonghong,zheihundanbujinshigechunhuo,haishigeselang,zijinanpengyoudoumeiyou,zenmekenengbadatuijitashuini?

jianqinfeizhendeyoudaqilehulu,zhaomuxinliansharendexindouyoule,buzhidaozheihundanjiujingyaonaonayang。bujizhelikaishandong,fanerhuhudeshuidajue,shangbeizishitianpengyuanshuaiba?

zhaomuxinxinlizhengzhoumabutingdeshihou,turanganjuedongkoudeshifengduoleyishuangyanjing,sihuzhengzaizhigougoudekanzheziji。

zhaomuxinxinlidunshijiujinzhangleqilai,wanle...wanle....zijizhangdezheimepiaoliang,zheiyoushihuangjiaoyelingde,waimianfangshaodesanjiaoyan,duobanxiangdazijidezhuyi。

zhaomuxinhuangluanleqilai,pieleyiyanhuhudashuideqinfei,xinliyuefadefadu。zheigenanrengenbenyidianyongchumeiyou,haiburuzijijialiyangdeneitiaolanggou,zhishaonengzaizijibeiqifudeshihou,chongshangquyaohuairen。

zhaomuxinyuexiangyuenanshou,yanleidoupadapadadediaolexialai。buguo,erbianquechuanlaileqinfeibumandedunangsheng:“nvrenjiushimafan。”

“doushinihaide!”zhaomuxingengyanzhemadao。

“wohainishenmele?zijinaoziben!”

qinfeishenchushou,sanliangxiajiujiekailezhaomuxinshenshangdeshengzi,ranhoushuodao:“wozhishuizuihoushifenzhong,nidatuidaodijibujiwozhenyixia?”

“nicaiben!”zhaomuxinyouqiyounao,dengleqinfeiyiyan。shuozheinanrenshaba,shengzineimefuzadejiedounengjiekai。shuotacongmingba,kesheiyouhuizaizheizhongqingkuangxia,haixiangzheshuidajueni?

keshi,jiusuanshengzijiekaile,zhaomuxinyebuganzoua,waimiandesanjiaoyanshoulikenazheqiangni。

yexu,zheishazizhenyoubenshibucheng?

zhaomuxinyaoleyaozuichun,xianzaizhinengduyibale。zhenglileyixiazijidequnzi,pailepaiguanghuarujingdemeitui:“jiushifenzhonga!”