第2章
ruanjinhualeyidianshijiancainongmingbai，tabushizuomengyebushichuanyuele，tashishiyile。
erqieshiyideshijiandianhenqiaomiao，ganghaowangjiletahejimingyanzenmezaiyiqi，jiehunshenghaizidesuoyoushiqing。
suoyi，zhanzairuanjindejiaodulaikanjiushi，taqianyikehaishizhunbeidaxueshixidemiaolingshaonv，xiayikeyijingshiyigesansuixiaohaidemale。
suiranzheizhongqingkuangfanggerenshenshangdouhuijuedeqihuan，danruanjinzaiqihuanzhiyuhaigandaogaoxing……
tahejimingyanjiehunle，haiyoulegesansuidexiaohai。
xiaohaihenkeai，kanqilaibeijiaodehenhao，kouchiyeqingxi，gentashuomingletazhidaodesuoyoushiqing，rangruanjinmingbailezijixianzaidechujing。
bingqiezairuanjinlianshangshenqingfengyunbianhuandesikaoshiqingshi，anjingdidaizaiyipangbudaraota，zhishiyishuangzhengdeliuyuandeyanjinghaishibiaomingtaxianzaixinqingfeichangbuan。
“xiaochengzi，mamameishi。”ruanjinkanxiangxiaohai，benlaiyouyuzhekaikouanweianweita，danmeixiangdaozichengdemamachukouzheimeshunli，jiuhaoxiangtashuoguowushubian。
shichuile，zheizhendeshitadexiaohai。
jijingchengchaotapulai，maizaitahuaili，shengyinmenmende：“mamanijiqiwolema？”
ruanjinjuedinggentashuoshihua：“suiranhaimeiyoujiqi，danwozhidaonijiushiwodexiaohai。”
jijingchengtaiqitou，mengmengdikanzheta，xianrantazheishinianjihaitaixiao，lijiebulezheimefuzadehua，dantayanjinghonghongde，haoxiangyouyaokule。
ruanjinlianmangxianghongta，buliaoxiaohaiquezijiroulerouyanjing，yongdaizhebiyindeshengyinshuo：“wozhidaomamabeichezhuangdaoyundaole，mamashishengbingle，dengmamahaolejiuhaole。”
ruanjinyouxiebukesiyidikanzheta。
zheixiaohai，haocongming，bukuishitahejimingyandezai。
ruanjinrouleroutadenaodai。
jijingchengshuo：“woqujiaowangayi，mamabiepa。”
ruanjinxiangshuotashidarenle，buhuipa。
ranhoujiukandaojijingchengnachuzijidedianhuashoubiao，anlexia：“wangayi，nirangyishengshushulaikanmama，mamashengbingle。wobunenglikaimama，buranmamahuihaipale。”
guadiaodianhua，jijingchengrenzhendiduitashuo：“mamawohuipeinide，biepa。”
“woyeshengguobing，woshengbingdeshihoumamapeizhewo，wojiubupale，dazhenyebupa。”
“ruguomamayaodazhendehua，wohuirangyishengshushuqingqingda，yidiandoubutong。”
……
buduoshi，gangcaidehugongyejiushiwangayidaizheyishenglaile，tamenlianshangshenqingdouyouxiejinghuang。
wangayigengshizheji：“furenninnaerbushufu？”
“mamashengbingle。”jijingchengshengyinqingcuideshuo，tazaihennulidebiaodaqingchu，“mamawangjiwohebabale，danmamazhidaowoshitadexiaohai。”
ruanjinjuedebukesiyi，zijigangcaidehuajijingchengjuranjizhule，suirantanianjitaixiao，haibumingbaineishishenmeyisi。
tabuhuishenglegexiaotiancaiba？
ruanjinduiyishengshuolezijisuoyoudeganshou，ranhouyoubeiyishengqinzidaiquzuolegengjiayanmidejiancha。
meiguoduojiu，jianchabaogaochulaile。
yishengshuo：“ruan**shidanaoshoudaolezhuangji，danaochuyuwenluanzhuangtaidaozhidejiyilisangshi，zheizhongqingkuangbushaojian，danxiangruan**zheizhongshiqulemouyiduantedingshijiandejiyi，kenengshiyouyuxinlidetaobifankuijidanaodexinxizaochengdeshiyi，yibanshuolai，shiqudejiyidoushiqianyishixiangtaobide，butaiyukuaidehuozhebuxiangmianduidejiyi。”
ruanjinxiangbutongzijizenmehuishiquhejimingyanjiehunshengzidejiyi，kenengshitaigaoxingleba，jushuoqingxutainongliedejiyiyehuiduidanaochansheng**。
dangtabazijideyihuogaosuyishengshi，yishengtaitaiyanjing，shenzhongdishuo：“yebupaichuzheizhongkeneng。”
“neiwoshenmeshihounenggouhuifujiyini？”
yishengdehuidajiugendianshijudechabuduole，jutishijianbuqueding，danmianduishuxidehuanjingdeng，youjilvjinzaohuifu。
buguochuleshiyi，ruanjinshentimeiyouqitawenti，zhishiyishengshuotazuijindeqingxudiluoyinqileyidingmianyilidewenluan，rangtazhuyidiaoli，biyaoshihoukeyichichiyao。
ruanjinjuedewanquanmeizheigebiyao，taxianzaixinqinghenhao。
xinqinghaodeyuanyinhenjiandan，yijuexinglaitahejimingyanjiehunhaishenghaizile。
zenmexingronghejimingyandeguanxini，ruanjinxiang。
neiyinggaishi，taduijimingyanyoudanfangmiandehaogan。
danershisuidetaneishihouhaizaixiang，zheihennanban，yinweijimingyanshitaqiannanyoudexiaoshu，bingqietaneigeqiannanyouneizhenzihaizaixiangchihuitoucao，zhengzhuitazhuidemenglie。
taxiang，jimingyanzheiyangderen，kongpashihennanjieshouzijidenvpengyouhezijidezhiziyouguanxi。
meixiangdaoyijuexinglai，tabujinhejimingyanzaiyiqile，haiyoulehaizi。
zhenxiangwenwenershisuidezijizenmezuodaode。
真牛逼。
buguodouxinglaizheimejiule，haimeijiandaojimingyan，ruanjinxinliyoudiandagu，tahejimingyanshibushifuqiguanxibutaihao？
“xiaochengzi，nibabani？”ruanjinhaishijuedingwenxiaohai。
jijingchengshuo：“babachuchale，tagenwoshuoguo，rangwohaohaozhaogumama。”
tapaipaizijixiongtang，tingzhixiaoyaoganshuo：“wozuihuizhaogurenle。”
zhishixiayikeyounianle：“mamashengbingle……”
ruanjinlikebiaoshizijimeishi，yijingkeyichuyuanhuijiale。
zheiyeshiyishenggaosutade。
jijingchengqingxuhenkuaihaoqilai，qianzhetadeshouyaodaitahuijia。
zuozaicheshang，jijingchengyeyizhilazhetadeshou，gentashuohua。
xiaohaibuzhidaonayouzheimeduohua，xiaozuibalabalayizhishuogemeiwan，bazuijinjitiandeshidoushuolegebian。
ruanjinhennaixindidiantou：“wozhidaole。”
jijingchengchongtayixiao，luchujikebaibaideyachi，ranhoupudaotahuaili，jinjinbaozhuta，xiaoshengshuo：“mamagenwoshuohuazhenhaoya。”
xiaohaishengyinbijiaoqing，youshuodebutaiqingchu，ruanjinmeitingmingbai，wenta：“zenmele？”
jijingchengmeiyoushuohua，zhishinaodaiyouwangruanjinhuailigonglegong。
mamadouhaojiumeiyoubaotale，yehaojiumeiyouhetashuoneimeduohuale，yehaoduotianmeiyouhuijiale。
tawenbaba，babazhiduitashuo：“mamaxinqingbutaihao，chuqusanxinle，ruguomamahuijia，xiaochengkeyihongmamakaixinma？”
talikedayinglexialai，tazuihuihongrenle。
zhishixianzaimamawangjileyiqianbukaixindeshi，tayebuxiangshuo，buranmamahuinanguo。
gengzhongyaodeshi，tayebuzhidaomamaweishenmebukaixin。
babamamahaoxiangchaojiale，dantamenmeiyougaosuta，tayezhihaozhuangzuozijibuzhidao。