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wojiaolinxiaoqiang,shigexiaowanghong。

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zhangmeiyanyuqilvexianbuyue:“ermeinikebunengzheimeshuo,woerzizenmekenengfeng?”

woxiayishicoudaomenkou,toutingliangrenshuohua。

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wotinghourenbuzhuxiaole,zouchuquheeryijieshi:

“zuowanaoyezhibo,woneishigenzhibojiandefensiliaotian,kebushiduikongqishuohua。”

eryikandaowohenyiwai,niuzhebozibaichuyifubuzirandeshenqing,queyoubuxiwodejieshi,bianyouzhaolexindeliyou:“eryichiguodeyanbinichiguodefandouduo,nizaizhiyieryi?huaiyizhangbei?”

zhangmeiyanlikeduiwobanxialian,“generyidaoqian!”

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keeryihaishibumanyi,“zheijiushinidaoqiandetaidu?dajie,nierzizhengledianqian,zheijiupiaolea?”

“neinihaiyaowozenyang?guizhejinidaoqianma?”

zheiyici,womeiyoulenaixin,gengmeiyouhaolianse。

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qixinsishishenme,woyiyanjiukantoule。

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“jieqianbei,tayaozhaozanjiajie28wan。”

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zhangmeiyanheixialian,“tashinieryi!shiwoqinermei!yiqianmeinengli,xianzaizanjiatiaojianhaole,dangranyaobangchenyixia。”

wofanbo:“neiyebunengsuibianjiujieba?yiqianzanjiaqiongdefandouchibuqi,tajiatiantiandayudarou,youjiguowomenyikouchidema?”

“zaishuole,zheiqianshiwozhengde,nipingshenmebujingguowodeyunxu,jiujiyigehaobuxiangganderen?”

huidawode,shizhangmeiyandeyibazhang,“mahanxinrukubaniyangzheimeda,huanidianqiandoubuxing?”

“……”

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rujinzhengleqian,shenghuotiaojiantigaole。

gefangmiandaiyuziranshuizhangchuangao。

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“yi?haoxianghaizhenshia?zheishenmeqingkuang?gaibuhuishengbingleba?”

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“……”

mamadeshengri,guodebingbukaixin。

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jiuhaoxiangshizaikanyigebingren。

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“ai,nibabaqunianchehuosile,majiuniyigezhiqin,linxiaoqiangniyaojianjiankangkangde,majiuxinmanyizule。”

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keshizheiyimu,pengqiaoyoueryipaidaole。