第1章 强扭的瓜不甜

biedenongcunxiaohuodaolehunpeinianling,douzaiweidongzhejishiwandecailiqianfachouerzhaobudaoxifuer,kejiangxinquezaiweibuyonghuayifenqianjiudingledezhongshendashiyouxinchongchong。

liangsansui,diesiniangjiaren。

qibasui,yeyenainaiyousashourenhuanjiahexiqu。

luoshuluoshenernianjiu,weinanshicengshouguojiangxinfumudeenzejiuji,jiashangluoshenerzaishengtajiaguinvluojiedeshihounanchandachuxue,munvdemingshibaozhule,danyeyincibunengzaishengyang,zheicaibajiangjiangxindangchengerzilaishouyang。

keshiyangdaoshiersansuideshihou,luoshuluoshenerfaxianjiangxinyuezhangyueyougenanrenyangzi,xinggewenroudunhou,pinxingyerenchuwuhai,hurandongletongyangxudeniantou。

jinguantajianverluojiedajiangxinzhengzhengsansui,danxiangxiazuixihuandejiushi“nvdasanbaojinzhuan”zheiyangdeshuofa。jiashangluoshenerhaizhaolehubanxiancelejiangxinheluojiedeshengchenbazi,jieguobudanshuojiangxintianshengshiluojiedeguiren,erqiehaishuoliangrenshitianzaodishebainianhaohe,baitouxielaozisunmantangdeyiduier!

zheijiurangluoshuluoshenergaibianlezhiqiandangeryangdeniantou,congneishihouqi,zhijiebatadangchengweilaidenvxuyangle。

erneigeshihou,shiwuliusuideluojiezhengzhimiaolingshaonvqingdouchukai,zaoyichuluoderuhuasiyutingtingyuli,jiashangyizhizaizhenlidugaozhong,jianduoshiguang,zaoyiyouleanliandeduixiang,duizhengzaiduchuzhongdejiangxin,chulejiediqingfenmeiyouyisiyihaonannvganjue……

jiangxindangrangengshimengdongwanshu,yudunbukai,meimeitingdaoluoshuluoshenerjiaozijinvxu,chulemuneshaxiaobingmeishenmebushi,jirenlixia,guanniwenbao,banidangzhuyangnidoudeganendaidebushima?

yihuang,jiangxinchuzhongbiyequdulezhigao,luojiequeyuanzougaofeikaoshangledaxue。

jinguanluoshuluosheneryizhizaiyingzaoliangrenweilaizhudingshifuqidefenwei,dansixialiluojieyujiangxinzaoyiyouyanzaixian:rangfumuziyuzilezhetengquba,zanliangyongyuandoushixiangjingrubinjiedixiangcheng……

youyihuang,jiangxinzhigaobiyequefaxian,yuanlaishiyisuoyejidaxuexiashudefenxiao,muxiaobeiqudi,fenxiaojiugengshibeirengjinleqiezidi,bieshuobiyezhaogongzuo,liangezhigaowenpingdoumeinadaoshou,haidejiangxinzhihaohuidaoxiangxia,bangluoshuluoshenergengzhongtamenchengbaodeshijimutiandi。

haihao,jiangxingenluoshuxuehuilebiankuangzhiloudeshouyi,zheicainengrangyijiarenguoshangwenbaoshenghuodetongshi,haiyouqiangongluojieduwanledaxue。

“jiangxinzheigeyuejiumanshibale,xiageyueniliangjiuchengqinbafangjiyuanleba。”luojiedaxuebiyeganggangzaichenglizhaodaogongzuo,huijialaikanfumuhejiangxin,luoshenerjiubanverjiaodaoliwuzheiyangshuodao。

“ma,wobukenenggenjiangxinjiehun。”luojiezaoyiyoulexinyiduixiang,suoyi,guojuebiaominglezijidetaidu。

“weishenmeya,nandaonizaiwaibianyourenle?”muqinlijijingjuedizheiyangwendao。

“shenmejiaowozaiwaibianyourenleya,woxihuansheineishiwodeziyou,doushenmeniandaile,nahaiyoufumubaobanhunyindeya……”luojielijizheiyanghuiyingshuo。

“xianzaishehuiduoluanya,sheinengxiangjiangxinzheiyangzhigenzhidi,renchuwuhai?waibianneixienanren,youyigesuanyige,nagekaodezhu?biaomianshanggennitanqingshuoai,yizhuanshenkenengjiugousandasigenneixiebuzhengjingdenvrennianhuzaiyiqile,ranmeiranshangshenmezangbingnizhidaoma?qianmeiqianfengliuzhainizhidaoma?youmeiyouduyinduyin,shibushiyanguijiuguinipindechulaima?”muqinkukoupoxindizhunzhunjiaohuishuo。

“ma,nayounishuodeneimexiehua!”muqindehuadoubaluojiejidoulele。

“zhinengbimaxiangdaodegengxiehu!xinmademeicuo,jiangxinshimamayishoulachedade,jinguanzaiwairenkanlaitashigemianguasonghuo,shenzhishigeruojifeiwu,danyezhiyouta,maganbaozhengshishenxinganjingde,huiyibeizidoutingnide,bujinirechurenhemafande……”muqinzaiciqiangdiaolejiangxindehaochuheyoudian。

“ma,nirangwoshuoshenmehaoni?”shanggedaxuejianguoshimiandeluojiezhenyouxiewuyu。

“shadoubieshuole,xiageyuechubashigehaorizi,niwubihuilaigenjiangxinchengqin,shenmeshihoubashengmizhuchengshufanle,shenmeshihoumacaihuifangxin!”muqinquehaobukeqidijichulezheiyangdezhiling。

tingmuqinzheiyangshuo,luojiexuanzelebuhuiying,yinweiwuluntashuoshenme,douwufagaibianfumudexiangfa,suoxingbaochichenmo,ranhougaiganshagansha。

“nibuhangshengjiushitongyile——kuaiqujiangxinwuliba……”muqinbianbenjiali,lijizheiyangyaoqiushuo。

“qutawuliganmani?”luojiebukesiyidizheiyangwendao。

“xiageyuejiuyaoyuanfangchengqinle,yedetiqianpeiyangpeiyangganqingba!”muqindaohaisuanyinhui,zhijichulezheiyangdedafu。

“wohejiangxinyiqizhangda,ganqingshenhou,genbenjiubuyongpeiyang。”luojieshuodehaizhenshishihua。

“neishibiaomianzhuangchulaijiwairenkandejiedizhiqing,xianzaimashirangnigentapeiyangnannvzhiai!”muqinzhizhedizheiyangqiangdiaoshuo。

“ma,nandaonibuzhidaoqiangniudeguabutiandedaolima?”luojieyuefajuedemuqinyouxiebujinrenqingle。

“nigenjiangxinkebushiqiangniudegua,nimenliangshiqingmeizhumaliangxiaowucai,yigentengshangdelianggetiangua,xianzaidaoleguashudiluodeshihoule。”muqinrendingleliangrenjiugaishifuqiguanxi。

“ma,jiangxinganggangshibasui,woyecaiershiyi,zheimejizheguashudiluoganmani?”luojiehaishitucongzheigejiaodulaijulilizheng。

“haibushiweinihao?xianzaishehuiduoluanya,nizaichenglishangban,shenbiandenanrenkanshangqudourenmogouyangde,yidandaizhujihuikenengjiubianchengchailanghubao!wanyiniyibuliushenshileshen,diuleqingbai,huitoukenenglianjiangxindouxiannizang,buyaonile,daoleneigeshihou,kejiuhouhuidoulaibujile!”muqinhairentingwendimiaoshuchulebutingtadehua,kenenghuidaozhideyanzhonghouguo。

“madeyisishi,wojinwanjiugenjiangxinyibeiwo,shengmizhuchengshufanmajiufangxinle?”luojiezaiciwuyule。

“dui,majiushizheigeyisi——yaobumajiubufangnihuichengshangbanqule!”muqinyaoleyaozuichun,suanshixialezuihoutongdie。

“ma,niganmazheimebiwoya!”luojiedouyoudiantixiaojiefeile!

“bushi**ni,shinizhangdetaipiaoliang,fangnidanduchuqu,maduizheigeshehuishangdenanrenbufangxina!haodainibadiyicijilejiangxin,congcishuanzhuletadexin,niyejiusuanyouleguishuderen,zaiyoushenmenanrenxiangyaoqifuni,zhannibianyishenmede,niyekeyilizhiqizhuangmingzhengyanshungaosutamen,niyijingminghuayouzhu,sheidoubiexiangzaidanizhuyile……”muqinfandaozheiyangshuo。

“neiwoyaoshijianjuebutongyini?”luojiesihuyezaishitanmuqindedixian。

“neijiubieguaiwozheigedangniangdezoujiduanle!”muqinlijizheiyanghuidashuo。

“maniyaoganma?”luojiehaizhenjiubeihedaole。

“nibamawangsilibi,mayezhihao……”muqinbianshuo,bianchuzaileshengleijuxiadebianyuan。

“haohaohao,wotuoxie,wozheijiuqujiangxindefangjian,jintabeiwogentashengmizhuchengshufan,zheizongxingba?”luojiezhidaobudayingmuqinkendingmeiwanmeile,suoxingxiandayinglezaishuo。

“jiuzhidaonishimadehaoguinvma,bijingshimamashenshangdiaoxialaideyikuairou,bunengyanzhengzhengdikanzhemama……”muqinyitingnverzaizijiweibiliyouxia,zhongyudayinglezijiqingqiu,lijixixiaoyankaidijiangluojiebaozailehuaili。

“haole,shadoubieshuole,wozheijiuquzhaojiangxinle……”luojiedexinlisihudadingleyigezhuyi……