diertianzaoshang，zailuoshenerdezhiyiyaoqiuxia，jiangxinbudebuqinzijiangluojiesongdaolecunkoudezhongbachezhan。
chenzhongbahaimeilaidegongfu，jiangxinxiangqigewenti，jiuzheiyangwen：“jiezheimejizhelikai，shichengliyoulexinshangrenba？”jiangxinjimangzheiyangwen。
“nandaonimeiyou？”luojiebuhuida，fanerzheiyangwen。
“wo——dangranyeyoua！”jiangxinganjuezijishuomeiyoutaimeimianzile，jiushoulvlayingshidizheiyanghuidashuo。
“sheiya？buhuishicunzhangjiadexiaolajiaoxiangmingyueba！”kanlailuojiezaoyouerwen。
“jiushita——buguoxianzaihaishititoutiaoziyitoure，jiuxiangyouyishoushishuode——wobenjiangxinxiangmingyue，wunaimingyuezhaogouqu！”jiangxinbuhaoyisidizheiyanghuidashuo。
“haizhenshi，tingtingnimenliangdemingziba，nijiaojiangxin，tajiaoxiangmingyue，niyixinxiangzheta，danjiejukendingshiyaozhaogouqudeya！duile，jianglainijiandaoyigejiaozhaogouqudenanren，shuobudingjiushixiaolajiaoxiangmingyuedenanrenni！”luojiejietifahuidizheiyangdiaokandao。
“duibuqi，rangjiexiaohuale，qishiwoduitajiushiyizhongyinyinyueyuedeanlianeryi，buxiangjie，keyidadafangfanggongkaidiaiyigeren——zheigerenjiaoshenmeni？worenshibu？”jiangxinkaishizhuanyihuatile。
“zhuangqilin，shiwodaxuedeshihou，laiwomenxuexiaodumbadeyigechenggongnanren，zaowobiyeliangnian，huidaojialijiuchenglejiazuqiyezongcai，suoyi，jiebiyezhihou，tajiurangjiedaotadegongsiquruzhi……”luojiehaobuyinhui，jiangtaxianzaiailiandenanrenshuolechulai。
“yuanlaishigefuerdaiya——neijiegenta，xianzaideguanxidaoshenmechengdule？”yitingzheihua，jiangxinlijizicanxinghui，ganjuezijimiaoxiaodaolewudizirongdechengdu，danhaishiyingzhetoupizheiyangwendao。
“ganggangmingqueshinannvpengyouguanxi，danyezhishilaguoshou……”luojieyitiqizhuangqilin，lianshangjiuyangyizhebukeyanshidexingfu。
“nandaotameigennitichushengmizhuchengshufandeyaoqiu？”jiangxintebiezaihuzheigesihu。
“xiaopihai，nizanengxiangchuzheiyangdewentini？”luojieganjuejiangxinyoudianguaiguaide，jiuyonglezheiyangdekouwenlaizhiyita。
“wobuxiaole，doushibasuile……”jiangxinlianhongbozicudizheiyangzhengbiandao。
“keyeshi，zuotiankanjiannideyangziwodouyoudianjingdaile，congyigedananhaibianchengyigedalaoyemenle，zuowanniyazaiwoshenshangdeshihou，yaobushiwojishizhizhileni，shuobuding……nanguaiwomajizherangzanliangchengqinni。”luojiehaizhenjiubudebuchengren，zhiqianzijiyanzhongneigeyongyuanzhangbudadexiaopihai，xianzaiyijingchengleyigezhuangzhuangshishidedananrenle。
“wokeconglaimeigenmamatichuzheiyangdeyaoqiu。”jiangxinzaicizheiyangweizijizhengbianshuo。
“zale，niconglaidoumeixiangguoyaoquwodangxifuer？”yitingjiangxinfanfuzheiyangqiangdiao，luojiejuranyoulemouzhongshiluogan——nandaozijizaitaxinmuzhongjiuconglaimeichengweimengzhongqingrendejiaose？
“zanliangyouyanzaixiana，wonaganwangwailexianga，doushimayixinbahuoyaocuohezanliang……”jiangxinlijijiaokuliantiandizheiyangjieshishuo。
“woyelijiema，tajiudanxinwaibiandenanrenmeiyigeshihaodongxi，jiujuedenishitayishoulachedade，juedeniganjingkekao，shenshangbaozhengmeiyouzangbing，gengbuhuibeipanwo……”luojiehaizhenshizhiyanbuhui，jiangzheiyangdehuazhijieshuolechulai。
“danwozhidaowogenjiezhiqiandechajushiyunnizhichatianrangzhibie，jieshitianshengfeidetiane……wojiushidishangdeyizhi……”jiangxintebiezibeidizheiyangxingrongshuo。
“dazhu，wokebuxiwangnishiyizhilaihama！”danhaimeidengjiangxinshuochujieguo，jiubeiluojiejidaduanle。
“womeishuowoshilaihama。”jiangxinqueyouzheiyangshuo。
“neinishidishangdeyizhishenme？”
“woshidishangdeyizhiqingwabei……”
“xiangbudao，caibannianbujian，nijiuxuehuiyouzuihuashele。”yitingzheihua，luojieyibazhangyoudazailejiangxindejianbangshang，jiaochendizheiyangshuodao。
“duilejie，jirannidadingzhuyizanliangzheibeizibuhuichengweifuqile，weishazuotianwanshanghaikeyiyanleyichuhaoxi，anzhaomadezhiyiguolaigenwoyibeiwo，haijiazhuanggenwoshengmizhuchengshufanleni？”beiluojiezheiyangyida，jiangxinhuranjuedegenluojiedeguanxigengjiaqinmiwujianle，suoyi，chenjitichulezheiyangyigewenti。
“madexinggehepiqiniyoubushibuzhidao，tarenzhundelierbapimadoulabukai，tarendinglenijiushiwozheibeiziweiyikejiadenanren，leidabudongbukegaixie，woruoshibushunzheta，jintiankendingxunsimihuobuhuifangwolikaide……”luojiejimangzheiyangjieshishuo。
“keshijiejiubupazanliangshuiguoyibeiwole，majiuhuimancunzixuanyangshuozanliangyijingshengmizhuchengshufanle，jiejiubupa……”jiangxinzheiyangdanxinshuo。
“wopasha，jintianwojiulikaizheilile，kenenghenjiudoubuzaihuilaile，shuobudingguoduanshijianwojiugenwoneigexuegezhuangqilinfengzichenghunleni……”luojiejiangtaxinzhongduiweilaidedasuandoushuolechulai。
“zale，jienigentadouhuaiyunle？”jiangxinlijijingyidizheiyangcaiceshuo。
“xiashuoshenmeni，tachulejiedeshou，biedanhaidoumeipengguoni——yeshijietaibaoshoule，feishuoyaodengxinhunzhiyecaikeyiyoudiyici，suoyi，caiyizhishoushenruyu，buguozheicizaihuiqu，jiekejiubuyongzaibaoshoule。”luojiehaizhenshigenjiangxinwuhuabushuo。
“weishenmeni？”tingluojieshuotashoushenruyu，jiangxindexinmomingqimiaodishutanduole，keshiyoutingtashuo，congcibuyongzaibaoshoule，lijijingyidiwendao。
“yinweimingyishangwoyijingbeizanmajibidegennishuileyibeiwo，yijingcongguniangbianchengnvrenle，suoyi，yejiubuyongzaiduizhuangqilinshelishenmefangxianle，zhiyaotazaixiangneiyang，jiekendingbantuibanjiuyejiucongletale，yehaocongcizhendechengletadenvrenle。”luojiejuranjichulezheiyangdedafu。
“keshi，zanliangqishishenmedoumeiyouguoya！”jiangxinlijitichulezheiyangdezhiyi。
“sheishuomeiyouguo，nishadoumeichuanyazaiwoshenshangdeyangzi，haiyoushoupashangdexuezizanmakeshiqinyankanjianle……”luojielijizheiyangqiangdiaoshuo。
“neibushiwoyaoposhouzhidichulaidexuema……”jiangxinhaishituzhengbian。
“nijiwotinghaole，zheigemimitianzhidizhinizhiwozhi，nirushichuanbangluxianrangzanmazhidaolezhenxiang，wokegennimeiwan！”luojielijizheiyanghechishuo……
jiuzaijiangxinbuzhidaogairuhezuochufanyingdeshihou，hurantingjianbuyuanbujinyoujigebandahaiziqishengchangdao：
童养婿，是个屁，
媳妇偷人帽子绿，
当了王八还乐意，
你说可气不可气！
tingdaojigemaohaizijiaorangchuzheiyangdeshunkouliu，luojiebuxiediyixiao。
jiangxinquenaodaiyire，biannuhoubianzhuidaneijigexipixiaoliandebandahaizi……
sheidouxiangbudao，congzhongbachezhanfujindeguanmuconglicuanchujigenanrenlai，jiaqiluojiejiuzou。
“救命啊！”
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