第4章 宅男的豆腐你也敢吃(2026字)

“nidaodishishei,xiangganshenme?”

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“haizhenganxiasishou!”fantongbingbuhuang,youshouzaibeihou,zaojiuningjulewumaishenjian!

“啊!”

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“di,zhanghonghaogandu+30,xian80dian!”

“fantong...”zhanghongxiandaoxiale。

“fantong,nizenmezaizheili?”

xuexiaodelaoshizhongyulaile,jiushisudutaimanle。

“你把他杀了?”

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“wei,nikankanni,yibanianjile,liangeduixiangdoumeiyou?”

“ng?nizenmezhidaode。”laoshiyouxiemihuo,tadeshenfenweizhuangdehaisuankeyi,conglaimeiyoubeishipo,jintianyaobushizheigejiahuo,tayebuhuibaolu。

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“suoyishuonijiushitiaodanshengou,nagenvshengdoushoubulenidezhijia。”

“你是说?”

“meicuo,nizuoweiyigerenminjiaoshi,doubufanshengziji,jixueshengliuxialenankandehuiyi,nishuonizheixingxiang,wanyijiaohuaidajiazenmeban?xiaozhangnikuaichulai,wobianbuxiaqule!”

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“qinlongshou!”mingzidaoshihenbaqi,jiubuzhidao。

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“奔牛拳!”

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“qinlongshou,youdiandongxia,zenmeganjuehejianglongshibazhangyoudianxiang!”fantongyiduzideyiwen。

“duokuileni,zheigeduliujintianzhongyuchanchule。”xiaozhangshuowanhua,jiubalaoshidaizoule。

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haiyouyiduzidehuaxiangwenni。

“范统!你!”

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“di,zhanghonghaogandu,+20,xian70dian。”

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“neige,zhanghong,nixiangyaodianshenme?wosongni。”

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“guoran,tahaishizaiyiwode,wojiuzhidao!neige,nixianbangwojiebangba,wotuimale。”

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“ng,niqingdian,fantong,nongtengwole。”

“e,buhaoyisi。”gangcaimeizhuyi,qunzixiamianyouyidaohenxideshengzi,nanguaishizhongzhaobudaojietou,yuanlaishineige!

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ruguobazheixiemaixialai,zaizuchuqu,zheiqianbujiulailema?

shuoganjiugan,fantongdachedaizhezhanghonglaidaoshangchang,yijinyifudian,tadegangajiuxiaoshile。