shenyanxiangshuo，tayisuikaishijiubuniaochuangle。
buguokandaojiangxianshiluludeyanshen，haiyouneifuxinxudexiaomoyang，zuihouhaishijinjinminzhezuichun，bengzhexiaolianbuhangsheng。
就当是他尿的吧！
xushukanzhezijiaxiaoguinvshenshangshidadadekuzi。
嘿！
zheiguohaizhenshiyigeganshuaiyigeganjie。
“zhendeshigegeniaodema？shuohuangdexiaopengyoukeshihuizhangzhangbizie！”xushudianledianxiaoyatoudebizi，guyihehuta。
xiaoguniangwenyan，limashenchuxiaoshouwuzhuzijidebizi，yanjingdengdedadade，yankuanglishashijianbianxumanleleishui，xiaonaiyinweizhan，xiaolianshangbumanlejingkong：“buyao，xianxianbuyaozhangzhangbizi。”
zuozaiyipangdeshenyanxiaopengyouzheihuizhongyukaikoudao：“buhui。”
darenshuoleneimeduohuangbizidoumeiyoubianzhang。
“zhendema？xianxiandebizizhendebuhuibianzhangma？”jiangxianhaishiyoudianhaipa，xiaobiaoqingdanyoudiwenchushengdao。
“ng。”shenyanxiaopengyoubanzheneizhangrutaocibanjingzhidexiaolian，kanleyiyanxushudefangxiang。
neimuguangfangfowushengdizaishuo：mingmingdarencaishipianzi。
呃！
xushulianjiayinyinyouxiefare。
benlaishixiangyaogaosutaxiaopengyoubuyinggaishuohuanghua，jieguozijiquezaishuohuanghehuta。
确实不应该。
tarenbuzhufansileyixia，ranhougangadichongzheguinvxiaolexiaodao：“yanyanshuodedui，xianxiandebizibuhuibianzhang，mamapiannide。qishiniaochuangyemeiguanxi，babamamaxiaoshihouyehuiniaochuang。buguo，shuohuangshibuduide，mamashuohuangle，suoyigenxianxiandaoqian。neixianxianni？xianxianyoumeiyoushenmexiangyaoduimamashuode？”
xiaoguniangxiaoxinyiyidichoulechouxushudelianse，jiuxianggebeichuopodeqiqiu，naodaiyixiazijiudalalexialai，dishengrencuodao：“duibuqi，wocuola！buxiyanyan，xixianxianniaoda！”
xushumolemotadenaodai，roushengshuodao：“zhicuonenggaihaishihaohaizi，xingle，mamayuanliangnile，ganjinquhuantiaokuzi，daizheyanyanquchizaocanle。”
shuoba，tayoujiangmuguangtouxiangshenyan：“yanyanyeshihaohaizi，buguoxiacibuyongbangtabeiguo。”
shenyankanlekanjiangxian，youkanlekanxushu，xianggexiaodarensidedianleyixianaodai。
ningwanwanconggebiguolai，jiukandaoxiaozaizizhengananjingjingdizuozaicanzhuoshangchizaocan。
buyoudeanantiaoletiaomei。
guoran，laopoyongyuanshibierenjiadehao，fancaiyongyuandoushigebidexiang。
“xianxian，zheishiyiyiteyijinikaodexiaodangao。”ningwanwanxiaozhenazhezijizhuanmenzhunbeidechishi。
“haoxiangya！xiexieyiyi。”xiaoguniangcongdengzishanghuaxialai，xiaochaozhetapaoleguolai。
jiangxiannaqiyigedijishenyan
jiangzhengkanzherenbuzhuxinlifansuan，nanguaishuoshengguniangwaixiang。
xiayimiao，yizhixiaoshoudidaotamianqian：“babaqi！”
jiangzhenglimameikaiyanxiao：“ai，xiexiewoguniang！”
他姑娘就是贴心！
chiwanzaocan，ningwanwantidaoyaodaishenyanquyoueryuanbaoming。
“xianxianjinnianyesansuile，yeyaoshangyoueryuanleba？”lianggehaiziyiqidehua，yenengyougeban。
xushukanleyiyanpazaidishangwanhamadeguinv，youxietouteng：“zheiyatouhaiyaobangeyuecaimansansuini。”anzhaoguidingdemanlesanzhousuicainengjinyoueryuan。
zheiyatoushengdebuqiao，jiuyuefendeshengri。
ningwanwan：“jiuchajitianeryi，ganghaoworenshiyuanzhang，nimenyaoshixiangbatasongquyoueryuandehua，huoxuwonengbangmang。”
“nengxingma？”xushurenbuzhuyouxiexindong。
zheiniantousheidaiwasheizhidao，yaoshinengbaneiyatousongyoueryuantayenengqingsongyixie。
“wowenwen，yinggaimeishenmewenti。”
ningwanwanjishenyanxuandeyoueryuanjiuzaifujin，yuanzhangshitadaxuejiaoshoudefuren，tahelaojiaoshouguanxibucuo，genshimuchudeyehenhao。
guawandianhua，ningwanwankanxiangxushudao：“xingle，daoshihouzanmenzhijiedaizhehaiziguoqujiuxing。”
“zheikezhenshitaixiexienile。”
“客气什么。”
ningwanwanyoukanxiangpazaidishangdexiaoruantuanzi：“xianxianxiangquyoueryuanma？”
“youeryuanxishenma？”xiaotuanziyangqinaodaiwendao。
ningwanwanxiaozheduitadao：“youeryuanjiushiyouhenduoxiaopengyoudedifang，keyipeixianxianyiqiwanyouxi，changge，erqiemeitianhaiyouxiaodianxinchiyou。”
xiaoguniangyitingyourenpeitawanhaiyoudianxinchi，yanjinglimaliangle，zhongzhongdidianleyixiaxiaonaodaidao：“xianxianyaoquyoueryuan。”
“quleyihoukebunengkubizi。”xushutixingta。
“xianxianbuku！”xiaotuanzizhabazhedayanjing，youwen，“shenmashihouquyoueryuan？”
ruxueshouxubandeshifenshunli。
“shimu，zheicizhenshimafanninle。”yuanzhangbangongshi，ningwanwanshoushangqianzheliangxiaozhigenyuanzhangdaoxie。
yuanzhangwushichutoudenianji，kanqilaibugouyanxiao，yanjingliqueshizangbuzhudeciai。
“wohenilaoshiyizhibanidangzijidehaizi，hewomenyongbuzhekeqi。”
zhangfuzheigexuesheng，bujinzhangdepiaoliang，erqiehaifeichangyouxiu。
congshileyibeizijiaoyugongzuodelaotaitaikandaoyouxiudexueshengzongshimianbulejifenpianai。
“nilaoshizuijinchangzaiwomianqianniantaoni，youshijianjidedaihaiziqujialichifan。”
“xing，guoliangtianwojiuqukanwanglaoshi。”ningwanwanyikouyingdao。
zheiciduokuilejiaoshoufufu，tabenjiudasuanjinqishangmentanwang。
“nilaoshitingdaolekendinggaoxing。”laotaitailianshangrenbuzhuduolejifenxiaoyi。
congyuanzhangbangongshichulai，ningwanwanbaliangxiaozhisongdaoxiaobanjiaoshi，zhanzaijiaoshimenkouduizheshenyandingzhudao：“yanyan，nishigege，yaozhaoguhaoxianxianzhibuzhidao？haiyou，yaogenxiaopengyoumenhaohaoxiangchu，buxudajia，yaoshiyouxiaopengyouqifunimen，jiugaosulaoshi，huijiazaigaosumama。”
budengxiaojiahuohuida，jiutingdejiangxiannuoshengnuoqidao：“yiyi，wohuibaohuyanyanda。”
yibianshuozhehaiyibianwolewozijidexiaoquanquan。
她超凶哒！
ningwanwanbeidouxiaole，molemoxiaoguniangdenaodaidao：“xing，neiyiyijiubayanyanjiaojixianxianle。”
xiaoguniangpaizhexiaoxiongfubaozhengdao：“baozaiwoxinshangla。”
ningwanwanzaicibeimengdaole，zenmehuiyouzheimekeaidexiaoguniang。
haixiangshuoshenme，quejianzijiaxiaozaiziyijinglaqixiaoguniangdeshouzhijiejinlejiaoshi。
lianyigeduoyudeyanshendoumeiyoufenjitazheigelaomuqin。
宁晚晚：……
xinlimonianyibaibian：qinshengde，bushijianlaide！qinshengde，bushijianlaide！！！