第5章 默默吐槽

sanrendoubushuohua,diantiliqifenguiyidejingmo。

suxiaoxiaozoulejibu,caifaxianfutinghanhexiaobaodouzaidiantimenkoumeiyoudong。

他们想干什么啊靠!

“xiaobao?buhuijiama?”suxiaoxiaoshouxianwenlexiaxiaotuanzi。

suniannianyansudiyaoleyaotou,“dengyixia。”

suxiaoxiaoyoubaqiuzhudeyanshentoujifutinghan,“fuxiansheng?”

futinghanlianmousishimeiyoukanjiantingjianyiban。

tuoyoupingheyenanrenjiyoumoqideduishiyiyan,doumeiyoudong。

zheigebanzheliandechoubabahaoxianghaishibucuode,xiaobaoxinxiang。

shijianyifenyimiaodeguoqu,diantizaiyiloutinglexialai。

wujiaojiaohesunyuqingyichudiantimenjiukanjianlezhanzaibuyuanchudesanren,jinghuangdeshenqingyishanerguo,erhouyouqiangzhuangzhending。

haishisunyuqingbaizhelianhesuxiaoxiaodazhaohu,mianqiangxiaodao:“sujie……”limayouxiangdaolezhiqianqixiaochaofengtadehua,jucudebuzhidaogaizenmechenghu。bianshangdewujiaojiaoyehuangluandichaosuxiaoxiaodiantou。

“meishi,niaizenmehanjiuzheimehan。”fenweishizaishiguiyi,suxiaoxiaozhuangzhedanzicheleyixiafutinghandeyixiushiyitalikai。

beisuxiaoxiaocheleyixia,futinghanmeitouweicu,danyebingweibikai。tademuguangyouyoudiluozaiwujiaojiaodelianshang,xiaobaowuheimingliangdeyuanyanyekanzhewujiaojiao。

henxianran,gangcaineichuanhua,bianshitashuode。

wujiaojiaoxinzhongyidong,neijunmeizhijidenanrenneibankanzheta,mofeishiduitayouyisi?fangcaizailimian,zhouweirenduizheinanrendetaidutadoushikanjianlede。zheiweishibiqixiaohaiyaolihaiderenwu。

tadexinkuangtiaoqilai,yayizhekuangxihejidong,yexuezhesunyuqinghansuxiaoxiaodao:“sujie,zheiweishi……?”

tahandeshisuxiaoxiao,danyanboliuzhuanwangzhedequeshifutinghan,wangqianmaileyibu,dengzhesuxiaoxiaojieshaorenshi。

suxiaoxiaohaiweikaikou,bianshangneirenbiandandandao:“lailubumingdeyenanren。”

苏晓晓:……

zheiyangjichoudefutinghanhaoxianghaiyoudiankeaishizenmehuishi?

wujiaojiaoshenchudeshoutingzailebankongzhong。futinghanchunjiaogouchuyigechaofengdehudu,bingliangdemuguangluozaisunyuqinghewujiaojiaoshenshang。

xiaobaobuganluohou,baozhusuxiaoxiaodetui,wuwukudao:“babazoudezao,womenguamuguerhaocanawuwuwuwu,bujinyourenyaodangbianyidie,haiyourenyaomaxiaobaoshituoyouping。”

dongzuozhishulian,taicizhiliuchang,hennanrangrenbucaixiangdaodishizuoguoduoshaobian。

苏晓晓笑不出来了。

hao,suniannian,zhenyounide!nimajintiankenengjiujiaodaizaizheilile!

futinghanmeitouyizhou,zhijiewushileneiliangren,zhoumeiwenxiaotuanzi:“nibashishei?”

shisheishishei?fanzhengshiaotemanshiguangtouqiangshihuitailangdoubukenengshini!suxiaoxiaoxinzhongandao。

xiaobaobingbupafutinghan,tayangzhelian。

huoxushimuzizhijianxinyoulingxi,huoxushizhudingsuxiaoxiaoxiaomingyaojiaodaizaizheigewanshang。

tatingjianxiaobaozhinendexiaonaiyinzhengjingdiwendao:“niwennayigebaba?”

suxiaoxiaozaineiyishunjian,zhijieshihuale,tongyangshihuadehaiyoulingwailiangren。

tiana!laidaoleizhijiepisitaba!

suxiaoxiaoyibajiangxiaotuanzichedaozijishenhou,gangadao:“bietinghaizixiashuo……”

“mamabushishuonanrenqianqianwan,buxingzanjiuhuanma?weishenme……”suxiaoxiaozhuanshenyibawuzhulexiaotuanzidezuiba,xinzhongwunengnuhou!qaq!zheigedaomeihaizi!

futinghanmolansedeyanmouwangzhesuxiaoxiao,shenmeyemeishuo。suxiaoxiaoquebeikandeyouxiexinxu,“shijianyebuzaole,wohexiaobaoxianhuiqule?”suxiaoxiaoshitandewendao。

“buanquan,wosongnihuiqu。”futinghanshengyindandan。

gennizaiyiqicaigengbuanquanhaoba!suxiaoxiaoxinzhongtucao,quebuganshuochulai。zhideqianzhexiaobaogenzaifutinghanshenhou。

sunyuqinghewujiaojiaobaizheliankansanrenzhongyuyuanqu。

“yaonishengyinxiaoyixie,biezaiwaimianshuozheizhonghua。”sunyuqingzhoumei,yanebiyicongyanzhongyishanerguo。

“haibushiweinishengqima……”wujiaojiaohaiyouxieweiqu,“sheibuzhidaonixihuanqishao,tahaimeicibabadetieshangqu。zheige**!mingmingdoushiyigesisuihaizidemale,haidaochugou……”

“bieshuole!haixiangbeirentingjianme!”sunyuqingshengyinzhongshimeiyouyanshidenaonu。

wujiaojiaoxiangqigangcaideqingxing,shanshandibilezui。

maibahe62sshang,xiaobaozuozailefutinghanyusuxiaoxiaozhongjian。

futinghankaozaihouzuo,qinghezheyan,xiangshizaibimuyangshen。chedengjifutinghanduleyiquanmaorongrongdejinguang,xiangshirouhelexuduo。suxiaoxiaoxinzangmengdilouleyipai,huangzhangdeyanlexiakoushui,shouhuileshixian。

momonachushoujidakaishuxideduihuakuang,bajintiandanzhanxinjingdejinglitucaojiduifang,

“jintianzhenshijuele,wojuranyudaoleneigedashaxing。”

“haibeitakandaolewodebaobao,zenmebana。”

“aaa,jiuminga,haoganga。”

kandaoduifangmeiyouhuiying,suxiaoxiaoyouxiedanxindeanmieshouji,

ranhoumomotaitouguanchashenpangdenanren。

futinghanganjuedaokoudailideshouji,yixiaxiazhendong,zuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi,dengsuxiaoxiaokanguolai,youlewuhenjidehuifubiaoqing。