lingmohanhaimeiyoufanyingguolai，jiangjingchenkanzheyidongbudongdelingmohanwenta，“zoubuzoule，zaibuzoujiuwanbulele”
jiangjingchenlazhelingmohandegebowangketingzou，liangrenzuozaishafashangdashouyou。lingmohandedengjihengao，jiangjingchenkanzhezijidedengjigantan“lingmohannishibushitoutoudale”“buxingwodaihuijiugaosulingmarangtazouni”
lingmohankanzhejiangjingchenshuo“nizijicaihaiguaibieren”jiangjingchenbuxinxiedelazhelingmohankaiju。
gangjinquyemian，youxizhongsuoyourendoukeyikandaoduifangdedengjixinxijishenglvdeng。
suoyourendoudazijingtan“erloukanerlou”“wa，shigedashen”“tadeshenglvdadao99%”“qiudaifeiqiudaifei”“tangyingtangyingyeyeye”“zheijuwenlewenle”
meicuoerloushilingmohan，erzaiwuloudejiangjingchenmomodekanzhetamenliaotian。
jiangjingchenxuanzedeyouxirenwuqianqixuyaobaohu，lingmohanzedanqilezhongren。youxilijiangjingchenduozailingmohandehoumian，quanpinglingmohanshuchu。
dazhedazheqitaduiyouquandoukanbuxiaqule，kaishikaimaipenjiangjingchen
“nihuibuhuidaa”“nidaoshibangmanga”“bunengdakuaixia”“******”
jiangjingchendakaimaihuiji“wojiushicai，nilaidawoa，lvelvelve”
lingmohantingdaojiangjingchendehuachongnidexiaozhe，dazihuijitamen“hainengbunenghaohaoda，nimenzheimelihaidaozijidaa”“gongjibierenganma”
qitarenkandashenshuohualejiubishanglezuiba，youximashangjiujinquleweisheng，buchusuoliaolingmohanhejiangjingchenyingle。
jiangjingchengaoxingdeshuo“lingmohannizheiyetaikule”“wowanquanshitangying”jiangjingchendashangyinle，shuo“womenzailaiyijubalingmohan”
lingmohanchiyileyixiashuo“womenshuohaodayijude”jiangjingchenfanbodao“zheishinishuode，youbushiwoshuode”“zailaiyijubei”
lingmohanyouyuqilai，jiangjingchenkantadeyangzishuo“lingmohannishibushibuxianggenwowan”lingmohankandaoyaoshengqidejiangjingchenshuo“meiyouwomeiyou”“genniwangenniwan”
lingmohanjiezheshuo“wokeyipeiniwan，wanwanninenghuidawoyigewentima”
zhengzaixingtoudejiangjingchenshuo“bieshuoyigeleshigeyebuchengwenti”
lingmohanshuo“xing，shanghao”
liangrenyoukaileyiju，zheiyijuhaishilingmohanqubaohujiangjingchen，jiangjingchenyeruyuandehuodeleshengli。
lingmohanzhuantouwen“jiangjingchen，woshibushinizuihaodepengyou？”
jiangjingchenyilianwuyudekanzheta“nifashaole？”“nimeibingba”
lingmohanshoushoudekanzheta，jiangjingchenyansuqilai，“nishiwozuihaodepengyou，zheihaiyongshuoma”lingmohanjiezhewen“woheyuziyangzainixinlineigegenghao”
jiangjingchentuokouerchu“ninini，lingmohan”
tingdaodaandelingmohanzhuantougaoxingdewangjiapao，liuxiayilianmengdejiangjingchenkanzhemenkou。
zhouyidaozhouwudouyoumangbuwandezuoye，haoburongyizhouliule，jiangjingchenjiuyuezhelingmohanheyuziyangyiqichuquwan。
tamensangeqizhecheyiqiqugongyuan，youxiandezhuanzhe，quhubiankanshushuyeyediaoyu。jiangjingchenshuo“nimencainagerendiaodeduo”“shijianyigexiaoshi“caiduiderenqingkenaicha”
lingmohan“zhilezhineibianchuanlantiaowenderen”
yuziyang“zhilezhichuanhuisewaitaoderen”
jiangjingchenzezixideguanchaleyixia，touxiaoleyisheng“wojiuxuanneigechuanheiseyifuderen”taxinlitoutoudeanxiao“tadekuangzilizhiyouyitiaoyu，kendingjishubuxing，yingdingle。”
meixiangdaozuihouzheigoushiyibandehaoyunluodaoletadetoushang。yuziyang“ha，jiangjingchenshiniqing！”“niua，zheimeduoren，yixiajiuzhong”
jiangjingchenhuidao“duia，zhende，zheiyunqijiniyaobuyao”yuziyangbaibaishoudao“dakebubi”lingmohanzhanzaiyibiantingyibiankanzhejiangjingchenlianshangdebianhua。
yanchubixing，tamenjiuyiqichufaqumainaicha，shuoshihuajiangjingchennachuzijidexiaojinkuqumaidongxihaishiyoudianroutengde。jiangjingchenkelianxixidezhuantouwen“lingmohannifuxingma”
lingmohanshoujieyongxingdongzhengmingle“xing”
jiangjingchenyixiazijiuyangguangqilai，tadexiaojinkubaozhule。
tianjianjianheile，yuziyangshuo“wodehuijiale”jiangjingchen“xing，neinilushangmandian”yushitamenbiankaishiwangzijijiadefangxiangzou。
lingmohanhejiangjingchenyiqiqichewangjiadefangxiangzou，lingmohankanzhelushanglailaiwangwangderenturankaikouwen“jiangjingchen，nishuowomenyihouhaihuizheiyangyiqihuijiama”
jiangjingchenhuidashuo“zheihaiyongshuo，zanmenlianggedejianeibushiaizheyoubanbuzou”
“wowendeshiyihounibuzaineigejiazhulezalianghaihuiyiqihuijiama”
jiangjingchenyilianmengdekanzhelingmohan“neiwozhuna，liusujietou”lingmohankanzheyanqiandaidaideren，zheiyihoudeduohaopian。
gezihuidaojia，chiwanfanliangrenyouzaiyuanzililiuliushi。buyihuier，yueliangdeguangsamanlezhenggeyuanzi，lingmohanhe“jinwandeyueliangzhenshiyoudayouyuan”jiangjingchentingle“duiyaduiya，zheimedadeyueliangzhenhaokan”
lingmohanxiaoshengdeshuoleyiju“haokandebujinjinshiyueliang”jiangjingchenyileyishengwen“nishuoshenme？”
lingmohanmeiyouhuidata，“tingwanle，jiangjingchenhuijiale，gaixiuxile。”jiangjingchenshuo“zhidaolezhidaole，zaoshuizaoqishentihao”
jiangjingchenhelingmohanshuowanzaijian，baibaishoujiuhuiqule，lingmohankanzheyibengyitiaohuijiadejiangjingchendunshijuedejiangjingchenkeaijile。
gangganghaizaidichudeyueliang，xianzaimanmandepajinlechuanghu，chuangshangguqilegaogaodebao，anandeguangxiandazaijiangjingchendelianshang，keyikanchutazaizuoyigemeimeidemeng。
lingyibiandelingmohanyezhengzaihuhudashui，lianyueguangsajinchuanghudoumeiyoudaraodaota。
dengdaoshangxuedezaoshang，jiangjingchenhengaoxingdelazhelingmohandeshoushuo“wozuotianzuomengleya”“nicaicaiwomengdaosheile”
lingmohantingwanyihuodekanzhejiangjingchen，jiangjingchenshuo“womengdaonijiwomailehaoduohaochideye”lingmohanshuo“zhendema”jiangjingchenjidongzheshuo“neikebu，woyibianchilingshiyibiankandianshineizhentaishuangle”
lingmohankanzhejidongdejiangjingchen“xingxingnineishizuomeng”jiangjingchenchouleyanlingmohan“mengliyouchideyetinghaode”shuowanjiupaodaozijidejiaoshile。
lingmohanmuguangyishouzhuisuidaojiangjingchenjinjiaoshi。
fangxuedeshihoulingmohanhejiangjingchenshuo，lingmayoushi，jintianyaodaitazaohuijia。jiangjingchenhejiangmayiqixiezuoyedeshijiandaolaile。
lingmayilianmengdekanzhelingmohan“woyoushenmeshi”lingmohanshuo“wojintianxiangyaoquchaoshimaidiandongxi”
lingmakanzhegouwuchelidelingshiyihuodekanzhelingmohan“nizheishizenmele，shou**le”lingmohanshuo“meiyou，turanxiangchi”lingmayemeiyoushuoshenme。
liangrentileyidabaolingshihuijia，lingmohanbasuoyoudelingshifangdaoyigedaxiangzili，zijidianledianyoudianchen，taxiangdaoleyigehaobanfa……
dengdaodiertianshangxuedeshihou，lingmohanhaishihewangchangyiyangbajiangjingchensongdaojiaoshimenkou，lingmohanjiugaoxingdezoule。xinlixiangzhe“ruguotakandaozijizhunbeideliwuhuibuhuihenkaixin。”
daolexiawufangxue，lingmohanjiulazhejiangjingchenkuaidianzou，jiangjingchenhenyihuodanyegenshanglejiaobu，zheishijiangjingchenhaibuzhidaoyouyigedajingxizaiyingjieta。
xiaoshuo《qingmeizhuma！tiantianchong！》disizhangshidujieshu。