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shenqiuzhizhenjingzhiyu,kaishiyoudianhaipa,daboshigeshenmeyangderentazuiqingchu。

gaoyunyoushitadejinluan,shihoudingbuhuishanbaganxiu。

“害怕?”

yelizhuantouxiangtazhaozhaoshou,shiyilikai。

“wobuguannijinshenjiayoushenmemudi,danqingnizuihaobuyaoyujiweidaboweidi。”

shenqiuzhidunledunranhouyoudao:“suiranzaijiangxiashiwomenshenjiasuanbudezuilihai,danshijiweidabodeshouduanqueshichulemingdehei!”

yelisaranyixiao:“nizaidanxinwo?haishidanyounimenjiadeningjingshenghuohuibeiwoboji?”

“宁静生活。”

shenqiuzhitanlekouqidao:“jinhounahaiyoushenmeningjingdeshenghuokeyan,congyeyejuedingyaowoyunichenghunkaishi,womenjiajiuzhudingchuzaifengbaodezhongxinle!”

yelibuxiangduozuojieshi,shuozaiduodouburuyongxingdongquzhengming。

liangrenyiluwuyan,gongtonghuidaozhuangyuan。

shenjialaosishenzhongpingshibudanmeiyoudedaolaoyezideguanai,gengshouqitasanmingdagedepaiji,qiya。

lianzhudedifangyeburuqiyusanweidage。

两层小楼房。

gebijiushishenjiapingrililajidecunfangdian。

meidaoxiajigezhongchouweixuntian。

“ba,nizheishizenmele?”

yijinmenjiuqiaojianshenzhongtoufalingluan,yifuyebeichehuai,tuifeidezuozaidishang。

qiaojiannverheyeliguilai,tahongzheyanzhanqilimaqinzhuyelideyiling,paoxiaodao:“nizou,womenjiabuhuanyingni!”

“ba,dabotamenlaiguo?”

shenqiuzhiqiaojianzijifuqindemoyang,dagaicaidaofashengguoshenme:“tamenshibushidongshoudanile!”

“没有!”

jinguanshenzhongyaotoufouren,danshimingyanrendouzhidaoshizenmehuishi。

talazhezijinverdao:“qiuzhi,nilizheijiahuoyuandian,zheixiaozimeianhaoxin,tashilaigaokuawomenshenjiade!”

“gaosuwo,tamenshizenmeweixienide。”

yelizhijiezuoxia,xinxiangyuefudexinggeyouxienuoruoa!

shenzhongbuganshuoyeshuobuchukou,zhuomopianke,huranputengyishengguixia,aiqiudao:“woqiuqiunixianzaiqugenlaoyezishuoquxiaohunyuehaobuhao,womenfunvbuyaoshenmedafudagui,zhixianghaohaodehuozhe。”

yelimianwubiaoqingdao:“wolikai,ranhounimenjixushoutamendeqiya?”

taxihuanshenqiuzhi,xiwangtamennenggouhaohaoshenghuo,danjueduibushiyibuduantaobidefangshi。

yelixiangyaotamenkeyitingzhiyaoban,keyibushoubierendeqifu,keyibuyongqingyifangxiazunyan,guizaibierendemianqian!

“tamenyizhiyazainimentoushangzuoweizuofu,dangzhenyiweiwojiucilikai,nimenjiunenghuodepingjing?”

yelilengxiaodao:“pingjingshikaozijizhenghuilaide,bushikaotaobi!”

shuowanyelifuqishenzhong,tuozhetajiuxianglouxiazouqu。

“sheigangganglaiweixieni,peiwoquzhaota!”

“buqu,dasiwoyebuqu!”

shenzhongbeisanweidagecongxiaoqidaoda,tingdaoyelirucishuo,tasisibaozhuloutifushou,renyelizenmelazhuaiyebugansakai。

shenqiuzhizhuixialai,“nimenliangzaiganma,kuaifangkaiwoba。”

“去找他们算账!”

“wobuqu,shuochuhualaiwodoubuqu……”

fangwaimouchulvhuabeihou,shenjisanxiongdideyanjingdingzhewuzilifashengdeyiqie。

“dage,kanlailaosizheisonghuobingbunengshunliganzoushangmenguyea!”

“yiliaozhizhong,yuanbenjiumeidasuanzheisongbaonengchengshi,zhibuguoxiangexinexinneixiaozibale。”

shenjihuanhuanchouyikouxueqie,mianseyinzhidao:“shiqingdeguanjianhaizailaoyezishenshang,dengzheqiaoba,mingritamenmeifaqudengji。”

老二老三会心一笑。

shenjisuihouyouwendao:“songbaosizaiwaimianqianxianeibiduzhaidejietiaoyijishipinnongdezenmeyangle?”

laoerhuiyingdao:“yijingnonghao,congyuanbendesanshiwangaichengsanqianwan,jiudengnifahua。”

shenjiyinlengyixiao:“rangtamenjinlai,daoyaokankanyelihuizenmeyingfu。”

laoerdao:“wodushiwanhuibaojing。”

laosandao:“wodushiwanhuiquzhaolaoyezi。”

哈哈哈……

三人齐齐大笑。

danxiaorushudelaozhangrenzenmeyebugandaiyeliquzhao,liangrenzaiyiloujiangchibuxia。

“嚯,挺热闹啊!”

menwaiyousanmingqingnianzoujinlai。

qiaojianlairen,shenzhongxinzhonggedengyisheng,shenqingbiandejinzhangqilai,“liuer……nimenzenmelaile?xianzaibufangbian,nimengaitianzailaiba!”

weishoudeyimingshenzhexizhuangdeqingniandao:“bufangbianmeishi,zhiyaobaqianhaishanggejigemashangjiuzou。”

shenqiuzhiyihuodao:“haiqian?haishenmeqian?”

“shenzhongsangeyueqianzaiwomenneiwanpaideshihoujielesanqianwan,rujinyijingdaoqi,womenlaishouhui。”

xizhuangqingniantaochuyizhangjietiao,yijishoujideyiduanshipin;“jiejuhetajieqianshichengnuodeshipindouzai。”

shenzhongmianlujinghaizhise,dashengdao:“shenmesanqianwan,mingmingjiusanshiwan,liuernibiexiashuo!”

liuerlenghengyisheng:“baizhiheizi,nihaixianglaizhangbucheng。”

shenqiuzhiqiaojianjietiaoshangdeshuejiaojidao:“ba,nidoujieqianganshenmele?daodishisanqianwanhaishisanshiwan。”

“qianduanshijianguimixinqiao,paoqudu……shude。”

shenzhonggengshijiderureguoshangdemayi,tuntuntutudao:“danwofashizhende,zhendemeiyoujieneimeduo,zhishijieershiwandanjietiaoyaoxiesanshiwan,yidingshitamenzaijietiaoshangdongshoujiao。”

“sanshiwandaoshouershiwan,mingxianjiushigaolidainiyeganjie?”shenqiuzhiyipaidatui,jieryouwendao:“dangshitiandeshihouyoumeiyoudaxieshuzi?”

yibanzhongyaoshoujuhuozheyouguanjinqiandeheyuedouhuitianxieliangzhongshuzi,bimianbiwuhuozheyourencuangai。

shenzhongzixihuixiang,“dangshizhixielealaboshuzi,meiyoudaxiede!”

tingdaozheili,yelidagaiyijingxiaodeshenmeqingkuang。

shenqiuzhitongkongzhongshanguoyisiruili:“baojingchuli,zhaorenjiandingbiji,shibushicuangaijingchalaijiuzhidaole。”

shenzhongqueshilijifanbodao:“qianwanbunengbaojing,youdiyawuzaitamenshoushang。”

shenqiuzhiluchubujiedebiaoqing。

liuerlengxiaodao:“xiangbaojing,keyi。buguonifuqinpaideshipin,wokebuganbaozhenghuibuhuichuandezhenggejiangxiashidouzhidao。”

yuanlaizaishoujilishenzhongdeshipingongyouliangduan,yiduanshichengnuohaiqianderiqi,lingyiduanzeshitahunshenbuzheyisidebuyashipin。

liuershouqishouji,“nimenshenjiazaijiangxiashiyesuanyoutouyouliandedajiazu,shipinchuanchuqu,kongpayingxiangbuhaoba?”

shenzhongmianrusihui,henbudebaogekengbazijijimaile。

cidengqiushirangjiarenzhidao,wanghouhairuhelizu。

“没有备份吧?”

chenmoliangjiudeyelizhongyukaikoudao:“sanqianwankeyijinimen,danxuyaojiwoqianyifenbaozhengshu,fuwanqianhoubuxuzailaisaorao,bingbaozhengshipinmeiyourenhebeifen。”

liuerwenyanweiweiyileng,yuzijilingwailiangmingxiongdiduishiyiyan,yanjingdouzaisanfazheguangmang。

tamenshoushenjidezhishi,paolaigaoshi,danxiangdoumeixiangguoshenzhongzhendehuihaisanqianwan。

duifangrujinjingdayinghaiqian?

意外收获!

他们怎能不答应。

shenqiuzhidao:“nifengla,tamenmingxianshizaiqiaozha,zenmekeyidongyongyeyedeqianfujizheizhongren!”

shenzhongbanxinbanyidewangzheyeli,sanqianwan,congxiaozaishenjiazhisuanbianyuanrenwudeta,kaliyuedoumeiyouchaoguoliuweishu。

sanqianwandeshueduitalaishuotaiguojuda。

yeliyaolaizhanghu,suijidakaishoujizhuanzhang,liuerdeshoujishanglijishoudaohuikuanxinxi。

liuerzuidoukuailiekaile,“youqianrenzhentaniangdedaijing,xiongdishuangkuairen!”

shoudaoqiandechaneijian,yiranjiangshenjiduitadezhufupaozhunaohou。

yanqiandexiaoyechushoukuochuo,kebishenjineilaowangbayaodafangjibaibei,tahaiguanshenjishuoshenme!

“真给了?”

shenzhongfunvliangchayidekanzheyeli。

yelidiandiantou,suihouwenliuer:“nimenchangzizaina?chulaizhadaojiangxia,juedewuliao,xiangquwanwan。”

liuerxingfendeshouqishouji,xianghoushuaishuaidamuzhi,“haoban,womenzhengyaohuiqu,gemenerbuxianqidehuajiuyiqi?”

shenzhonglimazuzhidao:“bunengqu,tamenhuizaidujushangdongshoujiao。”

liuerlimazhizheshenzhongbizimadao:“shaoxuekoupenren,shenlaosixinbuxinwochouni!”

yelilianseyihei,“ng?niyaochouwoyuefu?”

“岳父?”

liuerdajing,kebunengdezuicaishenye,lianliandaoqian:“guaiwoyouyanbushitaishan,nindarenbujixiaorenguo……”

“xingle,shaopaimapi。”

youxiebunaifan,suihouzhuanshenduishenqiuzhidao:“haohaozaijiapeiniba,woyihuijiuhuilai。”

shenqiuzhibenxiangzuzhi,keshihuadaozuibianyouyanlehuiqu。

musongyeliheliuertamenlikai,binghenhendengtadieyiyan,manmandeyuannian。

liuerdeduchangyinzangzaijiaoqudemougejiudiannei。qianmiangonglu,beihoudashan,shifenfangbianpaolu,

pangbianshidaxinghuochedetingchechang,pingrilipaozhangtudesijishizuizhuyaodekeyuan。

zhenggechangzililianchuanghudoumeiyou,jinyoujidaomen,jiudianyebuduiwaiyingye,zhijikehutigongzhuchuhecanyin。

gangjinlaiyelihuanquwubaiwanchouma。

liuerjirencuyongzaipang,bangtaduanzhe,anqianmahou,xiangcaishenyeyiyanggongzhe。

changzihaisuanrenao,meizhangzhuozimianqiandouweizhebushaoren。

yeliduidubudong,gangjinqujiugegezhuozicuanlaicuanqu,xiawan。

“wandetaixiao,meitaidayisi……”

wanledagailianggexiaoshi,jihumeizhangzhuozidoushiguozhihou,shushuyingyingkuidiaojishiwan,“suanle,meishenmejing。”

liuerlimadao:“youdade,zaisanloudeguibinshi,xianzhuliangbaiwan。”

yeliyaoyaotouyijiujuedetaixiao。

liuerzhuomopiankedao:“nixiangwanshenme,wokeyixianglaobanqingshiyixia,rangtaanpai。”

yeli:“daxiaoba,qitadebutaihui。”

“buhui?buhuizhenghewoyi,jintianbuguanicengpi,xiuxiangzou!”

liuerzaixinzhongfufei,paodaowurendejiaoluobotonglaobandedianhua,“dage,yougekaizi……”

jiandanshuomingsanqianwandeshi,bingxiangbeihoudedalaobanjianyi,renweikeyizuojukengyibayeli。

dedaobeihoulaobandetongyi,liuerpidianpidiandepaohuilai,duiyelidao:“daihuiyoujimingdalaobanguolaiwandezhou,buzhidaoxiongdiganbuganxingqu?”

yelibujiedao:“wobuhuia!wandedabuda?”

“da,shiwandizhu,jiweidoushidalaoban,meirenzuidiwuqianwandezhuomian。”liuerlianliandiantou,suihouyoudao:“guizefeichangjiandan,keyijiaoni,jifenzhongjiunengxuehui。”