第1章

“wei...!yourenma,...yourenma?”

yimingqingnianchuanzheshuiyi,raozheyijianmaocaowudashenghuhan!

danrenpingtaruhehuhan,yewurenhuiying,guolehaoyihui,qingnianshiwangdezouhuimaocaowunei!

caowunei,zhiyouyizhangcaoxi。

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shouceshangxiezhesigedazi...shengcunzhinan!

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xiayanyoukanleyibianshengcunshouce。

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zaize,nimenzhendeyinggaigandaoqingxing,nimenmeiyouluoruyizushouli!

zuihoutixingnimenyixia,rujinerdengchuyuwujindongtianzhinei,nimenyoujihuichengweiwodaqiandichaodeyiyuan,dan,nimenxuyaozhanxianzishendejiazhi。

haole,yanjinyuci,zhunimenhaoyun!

yi:sanyuexinshoubaohuqi(zhusuoweizhongxin,fangyuanbanlinei!youqingtishi,qingwuzaibianyuandidaifanfuhengtiao,fouzehouguozifu!)

er:qingzhenxichushixunihuobi(1lianghuangjin)

san:muqianzhongtianshinimenweiyidechulu!

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danshimuqianzhenyuanshangchengshiheide,zhiyoufansushangchengnengdakai。

dakaifansushangcheng,fanlefan,faxianlimiankejiwupindoumeile。

shenghuolei:zhiyouguo,wan,piao,pan,dami,maizi,tudou,qiezi,……。

gongjulei:chuizi,futou,jiandao,liandao,shengzi……

zhongzi:yumizhongzi,daoguzhongzi,tudouzhongzi,baicaizhongzi,qingcaizhongzi,luobuzhongzi……

fuzhuanglei:buyi,buxie,zhangshan,wazi,maozi,bubao,……

dongxidaoshihenduo!jiushimeiyoukuailele!

xiayanzaidiankaiwodeyue:jinyiliang

muqianyiliangjindengyu10liangyinzi,1liangyinzidengyu1000wentongqian!

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zhidaozijiweizhihouxiayantuichudituyoudiankailefeigechuanshu。

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xiayanshouxiandiankailelinchuanfuliaotianqun,dunshiyidaduiliaotianxiaoxidanlechulai!

xiaoxibutingdegundong,genbenkanbuqing,zaikanrenshu~liushiduowan!

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xiayannaomenyidaoheixianhuaguo,zhouzhemeituichulinchuanfuliaotianqun。

youdiankaichangpingxianliaotianqun,bingdiyishijiankanxiangqunzongrenshu~55586ren!

zaikanxiaoxi,yeshibutingdezaigundong,zhishibiqilinchuanfuliaotianqunyaohaoshangbushao,mianqiangshangnengkanqingle。

“woshilinjuan,bama,ge,nimenzainali?”

“不要刷屏!”

“xiaomei!woshiwangqiang,nizainali?”

“loushangdebuyaoshuaping!”

“laopo,woshisongfei,nidengwo,woyidinghuilaizhaoni。”

“woqiuqiudajiale,buyaoshuaping!rangwoshuoliangju!”

“nver,nizainalia!dajiayoumeiyoukandaowonver,sheikandaowonvermafangaosuwo,wojitayiwankuaizuochoulao!”

“zheiweiayi,ninverjiaoshenmemingzi?zhangshenmeyangzi?”

“wonverjiaodoudou,tongtixuebai,maofasongruan,xianggexiaomaoqiu,jinnianliangsuile!”

……

gundongdexiaoxitingdunleyixia!suihouwushuwenhouyukaishigundong!

“goudongxi,nijiamameile!jiushenglianggekou,zhaomani?”

“shenmeshihoule?nigenninveryiyang,shigechushengba?”

“qunzhuzainali?baloushangdegoudongxijinleba!”

“loushangde,********……!”(dianjicichuzhankai,keyixuexijiunianwenhuasuzhijiaoyu)

xiayanyeshimeiyouxiangdaohaiyouzheizhongqipa!kanzhetiaodongdexiaoxiheyuyin,haoqidediankaileyitiaoyuyin!

“tajiayumaijinlai,nijiayamaizhi,tajianiumaitoulainijiamamai……!”

budengxiaoxinianwan,xiayantuichulechangpingxianliaotianqun,diankailetanlinzhenliaotianqun!

zheigeliaotianqunzhiyou6554ren,youshaoyixie,mianqiangkeyizhengchangjiaoliule!

zhaohe:"gewei,woshoujikuaimeidian,zenmeban?"

zhangxian:"xiongdi!buyonghuang!zheiwanyitaiyangnengde!ninachuqushaishai,mashangjiuyoudianle!"

zhengyipeng:"gewei,douzaishenmedifang?nengbunengbaogedian,yehaoxianghuzhaoying!"

wanglili:"wozailiuyuancun,youzaifujindedagema?"

zhaohe@zhangxian:"nibuhuipianwoba?wanyishaihuailezaban?"

limingliang@zhaohe:"zheishoujisuibianzao,buhuihuai,woshiguo。"

zhaohe@limingliang:"nizashide?"

limingliang:"woshuailehaojici,cailehaojijiao!"

zhaohe@limingliang:"niweishashuaishouji!"

李明亮:"生气!"

zhaohe:"niweishashengqi?"

limingliang:"yijuexinglaijiudaozheiniaobulashidedifang,nishuowozashengqi?bierangwozhidaosheigande,rangwozhidaosheigande,woshidoujitadachulai!"

zhengyipeng:"dajiatingwoshuoyiju,dajiaxianzaiyaotuanjie,douxianghubaogedianba!"

sunhu:"baodian?nizabuxianbaodian?niyiweidajiadoushishazini?e!loushangneigexiongdawunaoderuizhichuwai。"

wanglili@sunhu:“jiunizheizhongren,xinyanzuiduo,baodianzenmele?youbenshiniguolaia!”

sunhu:“liuyuancunshiba,nijiwodengzhe!”

zhengyipeng:"shenmeshihoule,dajiabuyaobarenxinxiangdeneimehuai,wojiudaitoubaogedian,wojiuzaijiahecun,xiwangdajiachanglaijiaoliu!"

sunhu:“nishuonizaijiahecunjiuzaijiahecunma?wohaishuowozaifengxicunni!,”

zhoumo:“jiaoliu**!shengcunshouceshuole,sanyueneizhibaozhengzhusuowaifangyuanbanlideanquan。”

chiguachidaozijitoushang,xiayankandaozhei,bunenglengjingle,dangjijiuxiangdaziwenhousunhu,zhuannianjianyoufangqile。

bijingzijiyoubushiwanglili,zheiyaohesunhuchaoqilai,neibushicidiwuyinsanbailiang!

dangjituidaoleshoujizhuyemian,dianjileditu,zixikanqileditu。

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cunyucunzhijianzuiyuanjulidaodaleerbaiduogongli。

erqiecongmuqianlaikan,meigerenfangyuanbanlinei,meiyouren。