第1章

“zheishinidijicijinlaile?”

“额,第三次?”

“heng。”minjingxiaoluxiangduimiandenanzitouqubiyidemuguang,“diliucile!”

“ahahaha……diliucile?zhenmeixiangdaozheimeduocileni!”

xiaoluduimianzuozheyigeshenchuanheiseyundongfudenanzi,zhengxipixiaolianduitadazhehaha。

“ninengbunenggandianerzhengshier?zheipaichusuogennijiachabuduoleba!”

xiaoluyouxiebengkui,shengyinyebuyoudebiandaleyixie。

“**dejiushizhengshiera。”yundongfunanzizhenzhenyoucidibianbodao。

“sheijiahaorenyitiandaowanshuoyaobangrenshixianyuanwang?nizhenyiweizijishishen?”

“我是真的神。”

“nayoushendemingzijiaozhupinganzheimesuiyide?nishuawowanerni?”

xiaoluyoushoudeshizhidianzhezhuozishangtanzhedeshenfenzheng,lianshangyifu“nidangwoshazi”debiaoqing,kanzheduimianzheigezichengwei“shen”deguairen。

“woyizhidoujiaozheigemingzi,naganshuaniajingchashushu……”

zhupinganyifukelianbabadeyangzi,fangfozaoshouletiandadeweiqu。

叔叔?

xiaoludetoufadoukuaishuqilaile,xinxiangwoyigejingxiaogangbiyede,hedehenengdangnishu?jianzhiwuyusile。

xiaolubeifendaozhanganlupaichusuoyigeyuebudao,jiushoudaoleliuzongjubao。

meicidoushishuojieshangyougehuaiyigaozhapiande,**doushizheigemomingqimiaodezhupingan。

kantadesuozuosuowei,jiusuanbushigepianzi,yetiedingjingshenyichang。

“jiashudelianxifangshigaosuwo。”

xiaolujuede,dequanquanjiashudaitaqujianchajiancha,youbingjiugaizhibing。

“家属?没有。”

“……朋友也行。”

“pengyou……yemeiyou。”

“……”

fangjianlideqifenyiduxianrulegangadechenmo。

kanzhexiaolujingguanmanmanzhouqidemeitou,zhupinganzichaodiheiheiyixiao,yanzhuziguliuliuzhuandongqilai。

“jingguan,niyoumeiyoushenmeyuanwangxiangshixiande?chuleyiyebaofuzheizhongbuqieshijideyuanwang……biede,wokeyibangnishixiano!”

“e?”xiaolutiaoletiaomei,xinxiangzheidadankuangtu,guangtianhuarizhixia,juranhaixiangzaipaichusuoxingpian?

tashuangshoubaozaixiongqian,raoyouxingqudikanzhezhupingandeshuangyan:“xinga,neinibufangzhankaishuoshuo,ninengbangwoshixianshenmeyuanwang?”

zhupinganshenmixixidicoujinxiaolu,yadishengyinshuo:“birushuo,niyoumeiyoutebiexiangzhuazhudehuairen,huozheyizhimeipodeanzi?zhiyaoniduiwoxuleyuan,wodoukeyibangnizhaodaoxiansuo。”

xiaolutiaoletiaomei,“e?duinixuyuan?”

zheipianzi,zhendeshimeiyoudixianle!

jiexialaigaishuochutadezhenzhengmudeleba?xiaolubuyoudeananniejinlequantou。

zhupingankandaoxiaoluhaoxianghenganxingqudeyangzi,dunshiyanmaojinguang,gaoxingdishuodao,“dui,dui,dui!nixinzhongmoniansanci‘fuyunshenjun’,ranhou!qianchengdishuochunideyuanwangjiuxing,henjiandande!”

“就这么简单?”

“就这么简单!”

“没有副作用?”

“meiyou,juedui、jueduimeiyou!”zhupingandetouyaodexianggebolanggu。

“neiqingwenyixia,woyaofuduoshaobaochou?”xiaoludeyuqibiandeyouxiejizao。

“分文不取。”

xiaolujuedeyanqianzheigejiahuojianzhi**zhiji,dangzhejingchademianyeganxinkoukaihe。

xianzaidepianzidouzheimedadanlema?

xiaoluchensipianke,lvxiantongpolezheicengchuanghuzhi,“chunhaoxin?”

“neidaoyebushi,woziranhaishiyouyidiandianxiaoxiaodeyaoqiu!”

看吧——

zheihuliweibazhongjiushizangbuzhule。

xiaolujinjindingzheduifangdeshuangyan,budongshengsedishuodao,“shenmeyaoqiu,shuolaitingting。”

“jingguan,nizheishi……dayingwolema?”zhupingangaoxingdeyanjingdoumileqilai。

“nixianshuoshuonideyaoqiuma,wanyiwodabudaoni?”

zhupinganxiandeyouxienanweiqing,zhizhiwuwulehaoyihuiercaishuo,“ng,shichengzhihou,nidaofujindeniangniangmiaolifengshangyizhuxiang,jiushuoshijifuyunshenjunde,zheiyangjiukeyile。”