咕噜咕噜……
haiyouyifenzhongshangke，kezhanyanduzijiaohuangebuting，tafuzheduzi，youdianhouhuilaichuanglewufenzhong，ruguozaoqiwufenzhong，neitagangcaijiukeyiqumaizaocanle，youzaocanchi，xianzaiduzijiubuhuiyiciyouyicikangyile。
qianpaijia(nan)kanzhegeleyitiaoguodaodeyi(nan)wen：“nichizaocanlema?”
yi(nan)youqiwulidihui：“chigepi，nini?”
“chigechuizi。”jiahui，jiezhezhangzhe“xuependakou”daleyigezhangzhangdehaqian。
“gepihegechuizihaochima?wozaoshangyemeilaidejichidongxi，zheifujinyoumaima?”zhanyanjiaruliaotian，yiliantianzhendiwen。
jia、yiniuguotou，yifushibushihuodebunaifandeshenqingkanguolai，kanqingshuohuarendemoyangshi，quedoulengleshen，yishunjianshuiyiquanwu。
zhangzhangdejiemaoxiazhangzheyishuangchunjingwuhaideyanmou，gaogaodeqiaobi，houboqiahaodezuichun，zuijiaoyigou，xiaoyingyingdikanzheni，sihuyintianturanfangqingle。
“哈哈哈……”
zheixiaoshenglikexiyinlezhanyandezhuyi，tongshidaduanlejia、yidelengshen。
pangbianpazhuoshangderenrenjunbujin，balianchaoxiangta，yanjingrengshibizhede，sihuyaozhuajinzheijinshengdejishimiaozhong：“gepideweidaogujileisichoudoufu，bushiyoujuhuashuo‘xihuanderen，fanggepidoushixiangdema?’zhiyugechuizima，yinggaishixuexingweiba。”
“a……”zhanyanyilianxianqi，“nimenkouweizhenqiguai，jingranxihuanchizheizhongdongxi。”
“shineiliangweixihuanchi。”
jia、yimiansetieqing，xindidehuomiaozhengyaocuanchulai，yilaoshicaizhexiangliangdegaogenxiejinmenle。
“doubiepazhuozishangle，qingxingqingxing，shangke。”
zheishizhanyandiyicilaishangpeixunban，jiangtaishang，yilaoshikouruoxuanhedijiangzheyigegeshuxidedanci，yijujushuxideyingyujuzi，tashibushizaibenzishangxiexiayiduanduanhanyu，jiezheyongyingwenfanyiyibian，yifangzijixiayicikanbuzhidaoshishenmeyisi。
pangbianyizhichenyoushouchengzhexiaba，xiaogudeketangxiangshixiangqiyishouyouyishoucuimianqu，yicicibangzhutadeyanpizhanshengtadeyizhi，junshilizhizaidanaodemougedifangjiaojiditixingta：bukeyia!nizaizheiyangxiaqu，xiaoguhuijiayaogaozhuangde……
yushiyizhichenxingyouxingbuguolai，shuiyoushuibuguoqu，wubijiannandiaozhe。
xiakelingxiang，yizhichenfaxianyanpisihumeineimezhongle，manmanhuifuqijingshenlai，piejianxiaoguyanjingsidingzhetazheigefangxiang，taxinxudishenshoudangzhushixian，xinlidagu，wanlewanle，huijiayoumeihaoguozichile。
yilaoshikanzheyizhichenzhangtanleyikouqi，zhuanerduihouyipaidepengpengtongxueshuo：“pengpeng，nimamadadianhualaishuo，rangwotixingni，jidexiawuqushanggangqinke。”shuowanzhuanshenzoule。
houpaidepengpengyilianbuyue，bashoushihaodeshubaorengdaozhuomianshang，“woqu，wobuqu。”
zhanyanbukesiyidiniutoukanzhepengpengtongxuejianjianyuanqudebeiying，zuilidigu：“zheirenbianlianzhenkuaia!shangyimiaohaishuoqu，xiayimiaojiufanhuishuobuqule。”
yizhichentingjian，shangxiadaliangletayifan，xindao：zheirenchushuifurong、bingjiyugu，dannaozihaoxiangbutaihaoshi，yinggaishuyuchangshuodejinyuqibiao、huaerbushineiyileile。
taqingmiedikantayiyan，lvelvexianqidishuo：“nihaishizhongguorenma?zenmeshuoyeshizijiamuyu，jiusuanmeiduguoshu，gangcaineihuataqubuqu，yeyinggaitingdechulaia!”
zhanyankandaotazheishensehenbushufu，danxiangzhehuoxushiwenhuachayiyinqidecuojue，tabingmeiyoushenmeeyi。
taxianshishenseweiweimangran，erhoumanbujingxinhuida：“womamashizhongguoren，babasuanbangezhongguoren，suoyiwodabanbufensuanshizhongguorenba。”
yizhichenshunjianyanjingfaliang，yanyuxixuedao：“yo，hunxueera，xiqi，zhenxiqi。”
zhanyanmengle，tatingbudongtadehuashishenmeyisi，yaoyaotou，haoshenghaoqidiwen：“wodezhongwenbuhao，ninengshuoyingwenma?”
zheihuazhijiechuoleyizhichensixue，tayaoshinengyongyingyukankanertan，tazaojiubuzaizheile。
yizhichenbaitayiyan，mianshangxiuchihewunaixiangjiyishanerguo，henhendeshuo：“iamnotgoodatenglish。”
daozheili，duihuajiaranerzhi。
yilaoshijinlai，jiaoshijinshenglianggeren，pengqiaotingjianzuihouliangjuduihua，xiaodeqianyanghouhe，shuohuadouyouxiechuanbuguoqilai，duanduanxuxude，“woyiding……yidingyaobazheiduanduihuayonglai……yonglaigulilaizheipeixundexuesheng，taigangale，hahaha……yujianyigexiaomeinv，yinweiyuyanwenti，lianhuadougenrenshuobushang，taiqiule，hahaha……”
yizhichenliansewuqing，yanjingehenhendidingzhexiaogu。
tashengpingdiyicihouhuimeihaohaoxueyingyu，gangcaihaibeixiaoguquxiaole，renshengyibicantongdeheilishia，jiuzheimecubujifangdihuashangqule，erqiezaiyilaoshidejiaoshushengyalijiangbeifanfutiji，shucichaoxiao，huibudangchua，huibudangchu。
yilaoshikantaneiyang，ganjinbishangzui，nulikongzhileyixiaqingxu，zheihaizizhangdale，haishiyaogujitademianzide。
tatingzhishenzi，baichulaoshiguanyoudeduanzhuangyansu，yangshengdao：“zheilidaihuierhaiyouke，nimenlianghewoqulingyijianjiaoshi。”