第6章 丑态毕现,大肥猪抢媳妇

yishizhijian,suoyourendemuguangdoutouzailejiangyunshushenshang。

dajiadouzaidengzhetadedaan。

baiqingroushouzhiweidou,buandizhangzuiyujieshi,buliaoshenbianchuanlaijiangyunshuhanxiaodeshengyin,“simeimeikebieyinweizijidehuadengshimaide,jiuwulaiwo。nishuowozheihuadengbushizijizuode,youhepingzheng?nishuowoyundaole,neiniyoushuoshuo,woweiheyundaole?youyundaozaihechu?youshisheijiandaode?”

yilianchuandewenhua,buxubuji,quejiangbaixinlanwendeyazhule。

huadengyidingbushijiangyunshuzuode,keshitameiyouzhengju。

jiangyunshuyundaole,yundaozainali,shisheikanjianle,tadoubunengshuo,yinweibianpaoshitafangde,jiangyunshuyeshibeitaheyunde。

baixinlansuiransha,danyemeiyoushadaozijuefenmu。

baihualansuiranxinjishenchen,danzheijianshitabuzhiqing,jianbaixinlanliushenwuzhudeyangzi,xinliyeliaoxiangdaolejifen,zijiyewukenaihe,neijiusuoxingbuguanle。

“simeimeihuranzheimeshuo,keshitingsheijiaoshegenle?”jiangyunshumiansedaixiao,shizebubujinbu。

baixinlanyanzhuzisixiazhuanlezhuan,lizhiqizhuangdao:“tingnishenbiandebinvmoqinshuode,nikuaijiaotachulai!”

dangshitajiangjiangyunshuheyundeshihou,moqinjiuzai。

“henbuqiao,moqinyinweidaraowowushui,beiwoxiaochengdajie,xianzailiuzaishangzhuyuan。”jiangyunshumianshangyundanfengqing,jiazhuangsisuolepianke,“wozhishiwujianxiaoshuilehuier……simeimeimobushitingtahushuo,suoyijiuwulaizheihuadengbushiwozuodele?”

baixinlanyixiangshiqingbushizheiyangde,keshimoqinxianzaibuzaichang,tayoubunengshuoshizijifangbianpaoheyuntade,zuosiyouxiang,zhihaoyaoyadao:“haoa,zheigejianbijuransahuangpianwo,yihuierwokedehaohaojiaoxuntayidun!”

shenmeshihou,zheijiangyunshubiandezheimejiaohuale?

jiangyunshuqingqingmozhehuadeng,chaotaxiaolexiao,“yihousimeimeikeyaomingduanshifei,qiemozaiyuanwanghaorenle。”

baixinlanjianglianyizhuan,lenghengleyisheng。

yuanlaizhishiwuhuiyichang,kangyumeishifenwuyu,“shichenbuzaole,taizidianxiahaidengzhe,nimenjianghuadengfangxiaheba。”

baihualanbaozhehuadengdaitouzouguoqu,baijinlansuihou,ranhoushibairui,zuihoushijiangyunshugenzaibaixinlanshenhou,dajiayiqizoudaohebian,chengyipaisankai,luxujianghuadengfangdaohemian。

jianhuadengxishufangwan,zhuchijisidefashigaochangyisheng,“niuyanggongpin、huadengxianshang,congcizuxiananming,jiazuxingwang,zisunfanrong,qidao——”

zaichangzhongrenqiqibiyan,shuangshouheshi,momoqifu。

weiduzhanzaianbiandedonglouchiyuehejizhuang,wangzhesuifengpiaozoudehuadeng,bingmeiyougenzhedongzuo。

zaizhongrenanjingqifudeshihou,jizhuangyanweiquepiaodaoleyimorenying,neirenyingxianxijiaoxiao,conghuailiqiaoqiaonachuyibajiandao,ezuojudijiangbaixinlandeduanshanjiankai,luchulelitoudehongyi,ranhouxunsushouhaojiandao,biyanqifu,fangfoshenmeyemeiyoufasheng。

jizhuangzhengdayan,zhizheneirenyingkanxiangzijidezhuzi。

donglouchiyuechunjiaoshangyang,yanzhonggouqiyimoxingweidexiaoyi,jiezhe,tashenchushizhiqingqingfangzhichunbian,shiyijizhuangbubiduoguanxianshi。

jizhuangzhihaoananfangxialeshou。

“libi——”fashiyiyangzhaohunfan,zhongrenzheicaihuanhuanzhengkaiyan,luxuzoudaoheangaochu。

turan,yitoujisidahuangniuxiangshishoule**,houtiyijiaotikaiqianshengdexiaren,mengdichongxianganbian。

“xiaoxin!”gaochudelaotaijunshouzhianbian,mianrutuse。

hebiandejiweixiaojiezhuantouyikan,mianrongdajing,fanyingleyishun,yegubudeshenmeshunvdianfan,yibianfachujianjiao,yibiansixiakuangben。

zaichangdexiarenganjinguoqubangmang,zhuzimenzehuangzhangdiduodaoyibian,zhouweihenkuailuanzuoyituan。

anzhaoqingzhoudefengsu,yonglaijisidedongwudoushihuowu,chuleniuyang,haiyoujiyayudengdeng,cishiquandoujifeigoutiaoqilai。

dahuangniuchongxianganbiandebanlu,yitoudafeizhuhuranhengkuaerguo,dahuangniuyongliyiding,dafeizhusuijibeidingdaoyibian,zhutouzhenghaojiuchongdaoletaocuandebaixinlanshenqian。

“a!”baixinlanchabuzhujiaobu,youyuguanxing,shenzishunjianpuzailedafeizhudebeishang,naodaizhenghaoshuaizailezhu**shang。

beijiandiaodeduanshanyincisichedegengdale,luchuledapianhongyanyandeliyi,neifafengdedahuangniuyikan,yangqiqianti,xunsudiaozhuanfangxiangzhuileshangqu。

“jiuwoa,kuaijiuwoa!”

baixinlanzhuazhezhuweiba,yangqilian,jiukandaoleqishixiongxiongdedahuangniu,huxiyizhi,zuichundouhebaile。

zhenggeheanshifenhunluan,haishizhanzaigaochudejizhuangkandaolezheiyimu,zaiyerenbuzhu,dunshizhizhebaixinlanpengfudaxiao,“zhuxifupaole,zhubajietuozhesixiaojiehuijiale,hahaha,dajiakuaikana!”

qianlaijisidehaiyouxuduoxiaohai,beijizhuangzheimeyidou,yehaoqidikanguoqu,kandaodafeizhutuozhezijiadexiaojie,yewangjilehaipa,fenfengenzhexiaonaoqilai。

“dafeizhuqiangxifuge!sixiaojiebianchengzhuxifuge!”

“dahuangniuyexiangyaoquxifu,dafeizhukuaipaoa!”

“dafeizhuakuaikuaipao,tuozhexifurudongfang,ruwandongfangxiazhuzai,sixiaojieyaobiandamuzhu!”

……

darenyebuganquzhuijiu,zhidegenzhekanguoqu,yijianbaixinlanpazaizhubeishangyidianyidiande,quandoupaoguoqubangmang。

jingmidehepan,jiangyunshuyaokanbaixinlan,xingmouwanwan,yilianmingmei。

baixinlan,ninabianpaoheyunwo,woyongdafeizhuhuijingni,womensheiyebukui。

donglouchiyuekanzhejiangyunshu,shouzhiqingfuzheyixiushangdeyunwencixiu,zitaixiansan,chunjiaoqinzheyimodanxiao。

zheiyatou,daoyoudianyisi。

kangyumeinaligudeshangxiao,liansesaodetonghong,ganjinlazhexiarenguoquzhizhi,yiqunrenzhuichulaoyuancaijiangdafeizhuanzhu,caizhudahuangniudebisheng,jiuchulebaixinlan。

baixinlanyimianku,yimianzhixiangxiaonaodexionghaizi,“doujibenxiaojiebizui!tongtongbuxuzaishuole,benxiaojieruguotingdaoyige‘zhu’zi,jiubalenimendeshetou!”

“zhuxifu,baixinlanjiushizhuxifu!”xionghaiziduitazuoleyigeguilian,xiaozhepaokaile。

“nimen!”baixinlanqideduojiao,kejiandajiayifuxiangxiaoyoubuganxiaodemoyang,“wa”deyishengjiukule,yaoduoweiquyouduoweiqu。

kangyumeinachuxiupajitacalianshangdezhushi,youqiyouxinteng,“biekule,nikeshibaifusixiaojie,dajiadoukanzheni!”

“yi?”jiangyunshuzhanzaibuyuanchu,zhizhebaixinlandehoubei,yifuhuangrandawudeyangzi,“woshishuoneidahuangniuweihehuizhuizhesimeimei,yuanlaishisimeimeichuandehongliyia。”

weilebiaoshizunzhonghechengyi,shangyuanjiebixuchuanbaiyi,chuanhongyineijiushidabujing。

baihualanshicaiyoushuobairuikuqihuizhaorebuganjingdedongxi,youshuojiangyunshuyundaoshidaji,xianzaikanlebaixinlandehongliyiyiyan,weiweicumei,queshenmeyemeishuo。

康玉梅心下一紧。

guoran,laotaijunmianseyichen,hedao:“niezhang,shangyuanjiebunengchuanhongyi,yaotongyichuanbaiyi,woqiandingwanzhudijiaodaile,niweihebuting?!”

baixinlanbuzhisuocuo,tasulaijiuaichuanhongyi,juedebuguojiushiyigeshangyuanjie,waimiantaoyijianbaibuyijiubuhuibeifaxian,ketazenmeyemeiyouxiangdaozheibuliaozheimecha,juranjiusiliele。

tazhuazhukangyumeidexiuzixiangyaotabangmangqiuqing,“niang……”

kangyumeizhanglezhangzui,yexiangshuodianshenme,jiuzaizheishi。

“jiangxiaojiedehuadengchenle!”