woputongyixiazuozaidishang，zhizhechenerniangweiqudedaku，「tadawo，tashihuairen，huairen，wuwuwu......」
「ma，niganshaqifuwoxifu。」goudanpaoguolaiehenhendituilechenerniangyiba，liduyikanjiubuxiao，bachenerniangtuideshuaidishangbantianmeiqilai。
tachongwoweisuoyixiao，shenshoujiuwangwoshenshangmo，「xifunibiepa，zhiyaonihaohaosihouwo，wobaozhengbuhuirangrenherenqifuni，heihei。」
kanlaiwozuowanjitayongdejilexiang，daoshirangtazuoleyigebucuodechunmeng。
「biedawo，huairen，nimendoushihuairen......」wozhuangzuoshoujinghedeyangziduitaquandajiaoti，lidaoyidianyemeishoulian。
goudantengdelaihuiduoshan，mamalielieyoujiangnuqisazaichenerniangshenshang，chuailechenernianghaojijiao。
fangcaizaiwomianqianxiongsheneshadechenerniang，cishizhiganweiweinuonuoquansuozheshenzixiaoshengqiurao。
活该。
我心情极为舒爽。
zhidaocunzhangzhizhi，goudancaitinglexialai。
womanyouyoucongdishangpaqilaishuowoele。
「haibuganjingunquzuofan！」goudanchuailechenerniangyijiao，zhuantouheiheixiaodekanzhewo，「xifuyihuiduochidian，zanzaijinwushenghaiziqu，heihei。」
「haoa。」wogoulegouchunjiao，「shengshigehaobuhao？」
「hao，hao，shengyiwowawa，heihei。」goudanweisuoyixiao，shenshoujiuwangwo**shangmo。
wolengxiaoyishengwangqiankuaizoujibushuaikaileta，jingchongshangnaodewanyi，kannidengyihuierhaixiaobuxiaodechulai。
chenerniangshoujiaohenshimali，bangexiaoshibudaojiuzuohaolezaofan，retengtengdezhuroubaozi，aodeliuyoudexiaomizhou，dapeishuangkoudehuluobusi，guangshikankanjiurangrenshiyudadong。
zuiguanjiandeshi，yongdehouyuandejingshuizuode。
woweiweiyixiao，kanzhegoudannaqiyigeroubaozikendemanzuiliuyou，youxiliuxiliudeheleyidakouxiaomizhou，manzudedalegexiangliangdege，jixumaitouzhujinshiyiyanghangchihangchidechi。
haizhenshi，exindimeiyankan。
worenzhebushimomodaojishi。
meiduojiujiujiangoudandongzuoyidun，biaoqingtongkudiwuzheduziwangdishangyigunmamalielie，「teng，duzihaoteng，rininiangdenigelaoyaopo，nijiwochileshenme，tengsilaozile......」
见效了。
woweiweiyixiaokanxiangtadeduzi，zhengyirouyankejiandesududaleqilai。
「zheishizale，nalitengkuailaimakankan。」chenernianghuanghuangzhangzhangpaoleguolai，manshidanxindexiangjianggoudanfuqilai。
sheizhigangdaogenqianwanxiayao，jiubeigoudanyijiaochuailianshang，bixuehuahuadewangxialiu。
tagubudecayixiahaiyaoqufu。
goudanyoushiyijiaochuaileguoqu，tengdeliandoubaile，「shibushinitaniangdezaifanlixiadu，tengsilaozile，hairenjingdewanyi......」
「meiyou，womeiyoua，nishiwowa，wozanenghainia。」chenerniangmanlianshixue，jidebuzhisuocuo。
zijiahaizidaoshizhidaoxintengle，womomofanlegebaiyan，duitayidiantongqingyemeiyou。
「haibuganjinqubacuntoulaoshenyiqinglai，haichuzheidengrentengsileshibushi。」cunzhanghenhenjiangchenerniangconggoudanshenbianzhuaikai。
huagangshuowan，tameitouyizhou，wuzheduzihengjileqilai。
wochadianwangle，tagangcaiyeheleyiwanxiaomizhou，zhenghao，fuziliangyiqihuaiyiqisheng，daoshihouhaizizuojiemeizuoguzhidouxing。
「haohao，wozheijiuqu。」chenernianghuanglihuangzhangdelikai。
yejiushijifenzhongtajiuhuilaile，shenhougenzheyigebaitoubaixudelaotou。
laotoukanshangquqimabajiushile，quejingshendousoubulvjianshuo，yishuangyanjingtouzhejingguang，buxiangshixunchangren。
tagangjinlaishixianjiuluozaiwoshenshang，shangxiayitongdaliang，yanshenmengdiliangleqilaikuaibuxiangwozoulai，touzhexiexubuhuaihaoyi，「zheiwawahaoa，shigejipin。」
wozhoulezhoumeitou，yinyincongtashenshangxiudaoyisixuexingqi。
「laoshenyi，nikuaikankanwoerzi，taturanduzitengdeqibulai，nikuaikankan。」chenerniangzhejidehanzhelaotou。
laotousishibushedekanlewoyiyan，zhuanshenzouleguoqu。
wochenjizaitashenshangtieleyizhangtinghuafu。
「wawa，zheidongxiduiwokemeiyong。」laotouhuranzhuanshen，duiwoguiyiyixiao。
woyanzhengzhengkanzheneifuzhiziranleqilai，henkuaibianshaochenglehuisuifengpiaosan。
有点意思。
wogoulegouchunjiao，youtielezhangjiaqiangbandetinghuafu，「shuonishichundan。」
「woshichundan。」laotoushuangyanwushen，yibanyiyanzhongfulewoshuodehua。
woweiweiyixiao，jiupingzheidiandaoxingyexianggenwodou，hainenledian。