“haimei……”yangjiexiayishideshuodao。
danshuowan，talimahouhuile，jiandaosuxueerneisharenbandemuguang，zhidebuchongdao：“wojuedenideyifuhenhaokan。”
“shime，neiyaobuyaotuoxialaijinichuanya？”suxueeryaoyaqiechidao。
“ruguonigantuo，wojiuganchuan。”yangjieshifenrenzhendeshuodao。
“你**！”
“我有牙齿的。”
“ni！”suxueerqidexiongqianqifu，zhuanerkanxiangsubinger，shuodao：“jie，tashualiumang，qifuwo！”
subingershifenwuyu，dantayenayangjiemeibanfa，zhideshuodao：“neinishuahuilai。”
“a？”suxueerlengzhule，xinshuo：nihaishiwojiejieme，juranrangwoduizheichouliumangshualiumang，daoshichikuidehaibushiniruhuasiyudemeimei？
“你还看？”
suxueerjiankangyiwuxiao，zhinengzhuanerqifendedengleyanyangjie，ehenhendeshuo。
“xueerxiaojie，nibiewuhuile，wozhishijuedeniyifuhenhaokan，xunsizhemaiyitaojiwodenvpengyoueryi。”yangjieshifenrenzhendeshuodao。
“qie，jiunizheiqiongqi……jiunizheitubaozi，hainvpengyouni，sheixinya？！”suxueerbenlaixiangshuo“qiongqigai”de，danxiangxiang，youxiebutuo，zhinenghuanlegechenghu。
“zhende，wobudanyounvpengyou，haiyoulaopo！”
“chuiba，chuiniubuyongshangshui，nijinguanchui。”
“我真有老婆！”
“neinijiaochulaiwokankan！”suxueerkebuxiangxinyangjiedehua，jiuzheichouliumang，zenmekenengyoulaopo？
“yuanzaitianbian，jinzaiyanqian。”
yangjiemanzuipaohuoche，dayanbucandeshuo。
suxueeryileng，huanguleyiquan，zheicheli，chuleyangjiejiuzhiyoutahetajiejiele，xiayishiwen：“jiejie，nishenmeshihouchenglezheichouliumangdelaopole！”
“e？！”subingerlianseweiweiyihong，yidengyan，shuodao：“xueer，nizailuanshuo，xinbuxinwodanipigu。”
yangjiekanleyansuxueerneixiaopigu，xinzhongananshuodao：daba、daba！nibushede，wolaidayexing！
suxueerjianjiejiefouren，zheicaizhuanerkanxiangyangjie，buxiedao：“zhennengchuiniu！wojiushuoma，wojiejiekeshijiangchengdesubinger，zhuitaderenduolequle，doushifujiamingren，jiuni，laihamaxiangchitianerou！”
yangjiekebuganrangsuxueerkandaozijizhengdingzheduifangpigu，buranyizheixiaonizidexingge，haibujiangzijihuopile？dangjilianmangjiangnaodaizhuandaoyibian，danhaishiyizhengyancideshuodao：“wozhenmeishuohuang，danwoshuodebushinijiejie，shini！”
“wo，woshenmeshihouchengnilaopole？”
“xueerxiaojie，niwangjile，nizaiwojialishi，keshiyanbabadeqiuzhewodangnilaogong，xueerxiaojiehedengshenfen，shuochudehua，ziranshiyinuoqianjin，buhuifanhuileba？”
“a，woyoushuoguome，wo…wozenmebujidele。”suxueerzhuangfengmaishaleqilai。
duiciyangjiezhishixiaolexiao。
danganggangzaitiqinvpengyoushi，tanaohaizhongbujinxiangqilegaoershizijijiaodenvpengyou。
dangshizijijiushiweilezhuanqianjinvpengyouhua，zheicaichuoxue，jieguobeirenfanziguaidaoguowai。
yangjiebuzhidao，duifangrujinshifouyijingwangjileziji，youhuoshihaizaidengziji。
buguoyangjiexiangqiduifangshi，turanjuededuifangshineibandemosheng，zijiyebushineimedexihuanduifang……dangshizijibuguoshigegaoerdexuesheng，youzenmedongdeshenmeshiaiqing？
tianzhendeyinweineigesuoweideaiqingerchuoxue，xiangxiangyeshikexiao……
yiluwuhua，henkuaichezijiukaidaolegeoumeifengge，youzhesirenyongchideyuanzili。
yangjiekanlexia，yuanzilijurantingzheyiliangbenchisheyiliangbaoshijie911，zheikedoushibaiwanjidehaochea！
“下车吧，到了。”
subingerdandankaikou，lvxianxialeche。
yangjieyusuxueerjinjiezhexiache，kanzheyanqianzheizuobieshu，yangjiebuyoudengdaleyanjing，zheizuobieshukebizijijiujiujiadebieshuhaiyaoshehuaxuduo，gengbieshuohaiyousirenyongchile。
“zheideduoshaoqian？”yangjiexiayishiwen。
“buzhidao，zheibushiwomaide。”subingershuo。
tingdaosubingerdehua，yangjieguguaideshangxiadaliangqiduifanglai，xinshuo：zheibingerxiaojie，buhuishineigedalaobandexiaomiyouhuoshiqingrenba？
subingerdezhangxiangjuebubisuxueerxunse，suiranmeiyousuxueerxiongqianneibandezhuangguan，danneishuangxiuzhangdeyutuiqueshishifendexiyinren……
“zheishiwoshiliusuishengrishiwobabasongjiwodeshengriliwu。”subingerbuzhidaoyangjiexinzhongsuoxiang，qingmiaodanxiedeshuodao。
yangjietingdaoduifangdehua，buyouchengmujieshe，shengriliwusongyitaobieshu？！
temede，zheisujialiangjiemeidefuqingaiduometuhaoa，suisuibianbianjiushisongyitaobieshu。
haizhenyinzhengleneijuhua，renbiren，qisiren，youzhezheimeyigetuhaolaodie，jianzhishishaofendoushubainiana！
tongshi，yangjiexinzhongyeshibuwuxieedexiangdao，zijiyaoshijiangzheiduijiemeihuajishoule，neiyihouyebuyongfendoule。
zijidelaozhangrenshibushisuisuibianbianjiusongzijibaibashiyide？
daoshizuoyongyoubaolianggedameinv，shuijueshuidaoziranxing，shuqianshudaoshouchoujin，haizhenyinzhengleneijuhua，yingqubaifumei，zoushangrenshengdedianfeng！
“你发什么呆呢？”
suxueerjianyangjiezaiyipangchichidexiaozhe，buyouzhoulezhouhaokandexiaoqiongbi。
“a，mei…meishenme。”
yangjiekebuganrangduifangzhidaozijizaixunsizhezenmejiangtamenjiemeihuajishoule，lianmangyaoleyaotou，luchuyiliantianzhenwuxiedeyangzi。
kanzheduifangzheifuyangzi，suxueerjiushiyizhendelaiqi，zhuanerkanxiangzijijiejie，“jie，nizhenyaorangtazhujinlai？yaobuwomenquchongwudianmaigegouwujitazhuba？”
tingdaomeimeidehua，subingerwunaideyaoleyaotou，shuodao：“zhunigebiba！nigebineigefangjiankongzheyeshikongzhe。”
“jie，nizheishiyinlangrushi，yaoshizheijiahuobanyeliujinwofangjian，duiwotumoubuguizenmeban？”
“nikeyijiangmenfansuo。”subingerwunaidao。
“tashenshouneimehao，yigesuozenmenenglanzhuta？”suxueerjixushuo。
“neinikeyizaijiayige！”
suxueeryukuwulei，xinshuo：nihaishibushiwodeqinjiejiea，zheimekengnikeaidemeimei？
“fangxinba！woduidanainiumeixingqu，wojuedebingerxiaojiegenghaokan！”yangjiedayanbucandeshuodao。
“ni…nishuosheishidanainiuni？”
suxueerqibuguo，yitingxiong，danxianglexiang，zheibushigengjiadechengrenzijishidanainiume，dangjichuitousangqi，youyuandekanxiangzijijiejie。
subingerzeshiliansefeihongdedengleyanyangjie，shenmejiaowoduidanainiumeixingqu，wojuedebingerxiaojiegenghaokan？
zheishizaikuazijihaokan，haishishuozijixiongxiaoni？
xiangdaozhei，subingerxiayishidekanleyanzijidexiong，youkanlekanzijimeimei，zheiyiduibi，haizhenshiyouxiezicanxinghui，juedezijishibushiyinggaiyoukongmaidianmugualaibubule……
“nimennaoba，woxianjinwule！”
subingerwulidebailebaishou，duiyuyangjieyuzijizheigebaobeimeimeiwukenaihe。
“sheiyaohezheichouliumangnaole！”suxueershuo。
“woyebuhedanainiunao，bingerxiaojie，dengdengwo！”yangjiekuaibuxiangsubingerzhuileguoqu，fanerjiangsuxueerliangzaileyipang。
suxueerneijiaoyigedeqia！
danpianpianzijiyounazheichouliumangmeibanfa，zhideehenhendeduoleduojiao。
“yangxiansheng，nijiuzhuzheigefangjianba，wuziyijingshoushiguole。”subingerzhilezhierloudeyigefangjian，shuodao。
“bingerxiaojie，nijiaowoyangjie，wojiaonibingerba！laoyangxiansheng，yangxianshengde，tingzheguaibianniude！”yangjiebuzhilianchideshuodao。
冰儿？
subingeryaoleyaotou，juedezheiyangjiehaizhendalian，shanglaijiuguanzijijiaobinger，zhidewunaiyaotou，shuodao：“yangjie，nihaishijiaowosubingerba！”
“haoba，subinger，nidefangjianshinajian？”
yangjiejuedejiaosubingershifenraokou，dansheirangduifangshizijideguzhuni，zhideshuncongdao。
“niwenzheigeganma？”subingeryouxiejingti。
bijingyangjieganggangkoukoushengshengbuxihuannainiu，haishuoxihuanziji，takezhenpazheijiahuozhendebanyeliujinzijifangjian……
subingerxihuananjing，suoyibieshulijiutahemeimei，meiyouqitaren，yaoshiyangjiezhentumoubugui，daoshitamenjiemeikezhenjiujiaotiantianbuying，jiaodidibulingle。
“e，bingernibiewuhui，wo……”
“叫我苏冰儿！”
“haoba，subinger，woshixunsizhe，fanzhengyaobaohu，baohuyigeyeshibaohu，baohulianggeyeshibaohu，wojiushunbianlianniyebaohule。”yangjieshuo。
subingerfanlegebaiyan，shenmejiaoshunbianlianniyebaohule？
自己就成了顺便了？
buguosubingerxiangxiang，yangjieshuodeyemeicuo，zijiguyangjieshilaibaohuzijimeimei，zijibujiushishunbianyiqibaohume？
“woshiloudaokouzuihoudeyijian，xueershinigebi。”subingershuo。
yangjiedianlediantou，faxiansubingerpangbianhaiyouyijian，dangjishuodao：“binger，yaobuwobandaonigebiquzhuba？”
subingeryouxiewuyu，danyelandejiaozhengduifangdechenghule，shuodao：“wogebishicangku，niruguoyuanyi，womeiyijian。”
“neihaishisuanleba。”yangjieyejiusuikouyishuo，jiansubingerzheibanshuole，dangjisonglesongjian。
“chouliumang，nitemeshenmeyisi？zenmede，hebenxiaojieshuiyiqi，jiuneimeweiqunile？”
suxueergangshanglou，jiutingdaoyangjieyaohuanfangjian，buyouqiwangshangcuan。
zijidoumeixianqiduifang，duifangjuranxianqiqizijilai？
“嘎？！”
subingeryuyangjiequeshiyileng，guguaidekanxiangsuxueer，shenmejiaohebenxiaojieshuiyiqi，jiuneimeweiqunile？