第1章
江城唐家。
“kuaidianershoushi，zanmenxiaoxiaojiemashangjiuhuijiale，zheifangjianzenmehaimeishouhao。”
“shenmexiaoxiaojie，wotingchenguanjiashuoshigeshazi，zheimeduonianyishizaiwaimianhaibuzhidaochengshenmeyangzileni。”
fangjianmenkou，shenzhehuaguizhangqundetangliyatingzheyongrendeduihua，yinhongdezuichungouleqiyigewanmeidexiaoronglai。
guji，zhenggejiangchengderendouzhidaotangjiashizongershilainiandedaxiaojie，shigeshazileba。
menkouchuanlaichachesheng，tangliyatizhequnzixialou。
qiaozhegenzaifuqintangshimingbeihoudenvhai，tangliyadingzheyiliandejiaxiaoshangqian。
“meimeihaoa，woshi......”
xiaorongjiangzailianshang，tangliyayishimeifanyingguolai。
lengleyimiao，tacaibianleshengyin：“woshinijiejie，tangliya。”
yanqiandenvhaizhangxiangdongren，shigeshizushidemeirenpeizi，furuoningzhi、wuguanjingzhi，jibianshiweishifendai、jibianshiyizheputong，yenanyanshenshangdedongrenzhiqi！
shenzhi，takanshangqubichuanzhehuafudezijidouyaogaogui！
jidurangtangliyayishiwangjilehuxi，tasisidiyaozhezuichun。
jiujiumeidengdaomianqianzheigemeimeidehuiying，tacaixiangqilaiyijianshier。
duia，tashishazi！jibianshizhangdebizijihaokanyouruhe，sheihuizhengyankanyigezhishangdinengdenvren。
“shiqing，zheishijiejie，kuaidianerjiaoyisheng。”tangshimingxiaorongmanliandeshuozhe，“yihouzheilijiushinidejiale。”
tangshiqinghuangulesizhou，mouzihaowubodong。
傻子就是傻子。
唐丽雅心头冷哼。
jibianshifuqinqianqishengxialaidezhengpaixiaojieyouruhe，zhaoyangbibushangziji。
zheitangjiadexiaogongzhu，zhinengshizijiyigeren！
“ba，womachuqubangmeimeitianzhiyongjule，yaoburanwodaimeimeiquloushangba。”
tangshimingjianzhelianggenverrucihemu，diantoudao：“hao，neinidaizhemeimeishuxiyixiajialidehuanjing。”
tangliyayingxia，shenshoulailatangshiqingdeshou。
啪。
tangshiqingyibazhangdaleguoqu，tengdetaziyaliezuiqilai。
这傻子力气这么大？
xintoushengqiyizhennuqi，tangliyayaozheyarenxialai。
bale，yigedaitizijijiarendechunnvren，xianzairenyiren，denglikaitangjiajiushenmedoujieshule。
“shiqing，zheilijiushinidefangjian，kankanxihuanma？”
nvhaibinglengdemouzisaoleyiyansizhou，mingyankejiandexiane。
yiduifensedezhuangshi，dijiyouzhidepinwei，zheishibazijidangxiaohaihunongni？
jiantangshiqingmeiyoulihuiziji，tangliyayebuduolangfeishijianle。
“meimei，ninenghuilaijiejiezhendefeichanggaoxing，wohaijinizhunbeilehaokandeyifu，nikankanxihuanma？”
shuozhe，tangliyalakaiyiju。
yitaodingzuodehunshazhanxianzaiyanqian，kexi，tangshiqingxiangkanyijianxishupingchangdeduanxiuyiban，buweisuodong。
yiweitangshiqingtingbudong，tangliyaxiaomimideshuozhe：“mingtian，nijiuchuanzhezheitaoyifu，jiejiedainiqugehaowanerdedifang。”
liangrenjiuzheimeduishizhe，chongmanhanyideqixicongtangshiqingdeyanshenlichuanlai。
youneimeyishun，tangliyahuaiyizheigenvrendaodishibushijingshenyouwenti。
bu，tajiushishazi，madoushuole，dangchutaganzoubadeyuanpeishijihuaiyundetachilebushaoyao。
neixieyaowu，zuyirangtangshiqingbianchengyigeshazile。
kexile，tameinenghetaneigedaomeimayikuaiersizaixiangxia。
“出去。”
congjinmendaoxianzai，tangshiqingdiyicifachushengyin。
居然如此无礼！
“hao。”jihuyaoyaoyaqiechideyingxia，tangliyayanshizheyiduzilidenuqicongfangjianlichuqule。
renyizou，tangshiqingcongkoudailinachushoujibotongdianhua，“wodaojiangchengle。”
dianhuaneitouzuzuchenmolesanmiaozhong，erhouyizhenbaozhabandeshengyinchuanlai——
“zhendejiade！tangjiejienizainaer，woxianzailimalaizhaoni。”
tangshiqingbashoujinayuanledianer，yuqidanranhuifu：“youshier？”
“dangranyoushier！shiwanhuojidedashier，jinqiubeiquansaishijiangaile，dingzailejinwan，tingshuolaideshishangyijiedeguanjun，wodabuguoa！”
suishouchexialaiqiangshanghuahualvlvdetiezhi，tangshiqingyifushibuguanjidemoyanghuida：“e，suoyini？”
“tangjiejienindelaibangwo！”
“理由。”
“wojinidangniuzuoma！”
“womaideqiniuhema。”
guanxikuaikule，“qian，jininqianxingma？wuqianwanjiangjinwoyifenbuyao，daotiejiniwuqianwan，yigeyi！”
“nikanwoxiangqueqiandema？”
关希：......
meibanfa，jinerzheibisaikeshiguanhutamenyuefengquanduideshengyude。
“woqinziquribenjininmaizhangyuxiaowanzichengma？”
“chengjiao。”tangshiqingshuangkuaidedayingxialai，kanleyiyanshijiandao：“xianzaiqu，wanshangwoyinggainengchidao。”
关希：......
tajianvwangguoranbushiyibanren，yigeyidougaobudingdeshiqing，yidunribenzhengzongdezhangyuxiaowanzijiuchengle。
gualedianhua，tangshiqingkaimendasuanchuqu，tiqianqusaichangshuxiyixiahuanjing。
shougangpengdaomenbashoujiudunzhule。
youyuleliangmiaohou，qianlideshenyinglaidaochuangbian，erhouzongshenyiyue，qiaowushengxideluodaoleerloudishang。
youjiawushide**banlaosilaisili，yigerongmaojuelundenvhaizhengzhouzhemeitouyanjiushoujishangdedaohang。
“您已偏离路线。”
gaisi，guoranhaishizoucuole。
yaozheya，tangshiqingzhijiejiangchezitingzailelubian，dasuandacheguoqu。
gangzhanwen，huranyouzhixiaoshoulailatadeyifu。
ditouqiaoguoqu，yigezhiyousansisuidexiaonanhaizhengdengzhedayanqiaozheta，caizhidinghaodeyifuyebuzhidaozenmehuishierbiechepole，xiaolianshangyeyouyidaoxuehen。
“救命。”
哈？
yikaikoujiushijiuming，zheihaizizenmehuishier？
xiayishidetaitouxunzhaohaizidefumu，tangshiqingbingmeiyoushenmefaxian。
tahezheigepiaolianghaiziduishileyiyan，fangfoshizaiyongyanshenxunwentafashengleshenme。
neihaiziyecongming，zhijielaqilaitangshiqingdeshoujiuchaozheshenhoudexiaoluzouguoqu。
raoguojianzhu，limiandeluyuelaiyuezhai，zhouweiyemeishenmeren。
jiuzaitangshiqingyiweizheishipengshangleshenmeguaipiananjianshi，mianqianchuxianyiliangshousunyanzhongdeqiche。
驾驶座上有人！
“喂。”
tangshiqingtuileyiba，nanrenmeishenmefanying，guoduandenachushouji，“wei，120ma，wozheier......”
huayinjiaranerzhi，nanrengujiefenmingdeshouwozhuletanazheshoujideshouwan，dongzuochuqideda。
xiayimiao，dichenfuyoucixingdeshengyinchuanlai——
“不要打120。”