冬恩差点被气笑了。
tasongjilianzhanyigebaiyan，“buhaoyisi，wanle。”
lianzhanzuibazhanglezhang，dongenshenmeyisi？
ta，tabuxihuanzijilema？
tabushicongxiaodaodazhixihuanzijidema？
“啧啧。”
dongenmanliandebiyi，ranglianzhanyuefadexiukui，fennu。
“dongen，niyebuyongyuqinguzong。yaoshibutingwodehua，beiganchuqubuluojiushinihuogai，nibiedaoshihouyuanwo。”
“biedaoshihoule，xianzaiwoyeyuanni。”
连湛愣住。
dongenyoulengxiao，“nixianzaibugaosuwoxiangzhidaode，wohuigengjiayuanhenni，zuoguiyebufangguoni。”
“嗷！”
dongenzhangyawuzhuabihualeyixia。
lianzhanxiayishidehoutuileliangbu，yiliandaibiyanger。
diertianyidazao，dongenyoudangzaibuluoli。
yimingcixinghanta，“dongen，nizaineilixianguangshenme？haibukuaiguolaibangmangmoshiguo。”
“buluolimiandoubujiwofenshiwu，woweishenmeyaomozheimedadeshitou？”
“neininandaojiubushibuluolimianderenlema？buluolimianderenyangnineimejiu，nizongshizaitoulan，nidelianpiguoranhou。”
“nidelianpibo，neihaimoshenmeguo，yongnidelianpizuoguohaole。”
cixingbeidongenduideyakouwuyan，tameixiangdaozhiqianyishuoyigebuzhishengdedongen，xianzaijuranzheimelingyalichi。
“huogailianzhanbuyaoni！wohaishidiyicijiandaoxiongxingzheimexianqiyigecixingde，kezhenshirangwokaileyan。”
dongenzhengdasuanhuidui，jiutingjianshenhoulingwaiyigezhurengongdeshengyin。
lianzhanzouguolai，bufenqinghongzaobaijiukaishizhizedongen，“dongen，nizenmeyouhezurenchaoqilaile？”
冬恩：“……”
yiqianmeiyicidoushizurenzaiqifuyuanshen，kemeiyicibeilianzhanpengjian，tadouhuixianmadongen。
danjibianruci，dongenyeshihuiyixiaolian，conglaibujieyi，yijiupidianpidiandegenzaitashenhou。
naozhongdejiyikaishifanteng，yaobushishoushidalumeiyouyixue，dongendouyaozuoshoushu，jiangzheilianainaojizhaichu，rengchouhegoulimian，sheiaiyaosheiyao。
buzhangnaozidoubilianainaoqiang。
“baninaojiangyaoyunlezaijiwoshuohua，nibozishangmiandingdenandaoshizhongliuma？”
dongenyidunshuchu，zhuantouwangbuluowaimianzou。
neimingcixingjuedelianzhanshizaibangtashuohua，henshideyideduilianzhanshuo：“lianzhan，qishiwobidongenzheigemeinaozideyaoqiangdeduo，erqiezhiqianwunvceshiguo，wodeshengyunengliyehenqiangde……”
neicixingjuedezijizhuazhulejihui，yiliannidongde。
lianzhanhenrenzhendexianglexiangdongendeyoudian，“dongenmeinaozi，danshitadexiongbinida。”
雌性：“！！”
lianzhanshuowan，likepaozhezhuishangdongen。
“nizaoshangshibushimeiyouchidongxi？zheigeniaodanjinichi。”
dongenshenshoujiangniaodanjieguo，yijuhuabushuo，jixuwangwaimianzou。
“nixiangyaoqunali？buluowaimianhenweixian，nizheimeruo，haishilaolaoshishizaibuluolimiandaizheba。”
lianzhanshituzhuazhudongendeshou。
lianggerenzhengzaimenkoujiuchan，dongenyanjiaoyuguangjiujiandaobuluowaimianzoujinlaiyiqunren。
lingtoudezhengshibaimaodexingchuan。
tadeyishuangbaisedeerduoshangmianzhangmanlexisuidemao，neirouruandechugan，xiangshiyijiucengzaizijidexiongkou，dongenxianzaihaiyinxiangshenke。
shenzhiyixiangdaozhiqianxingchuanyongliwangtashenshanggongdehuamian，jiurenbuzhurexuepengzhang，xinjianyexiangshinengbeitadeerduogekongfumodao，yangyangde。
lianxiangfeiyezaixingchuandepangbian，jiandaolianzhanhedongenzaiyiqi，lianseyihei。
lianzhanshizaidiyishike，bixiandeyibajiangdongendeshoushuaikai。
tahenkuaijiuzhuyidaoxingchuandemuguangkanleguolai，tamiansejingti，younuoleyixiaobu，zhanzailedongendeqianmian，dangzhuletabanjieshenzi。
“lianzhan，langshourentamenyaoqukankanneibiandechengnianyoudengshengyudecixing，niquhantamendouguolaiyuanziqianmian。”
连湛有些不愿意动。
lianxiangfeishuowanzhihouyoujixuqiangshileyigeyanse。
zuotianjiushitalianxixuqiangguolaishitandongen，yeshixiangyaorangzijideerziduidongengengjiayane。
kemeixiangdaotadeerzihuituranchuxianpohuailexuqiangdehaoshi。
suoyixianzailianxiangfeikanjianlianzhanyouhedongenjiaohezaiyiqi，tazaiyerenbuzhu，shuohuadeshengyinhenshiyansu。
xuqianglikekaojinxingchuanxunwen，“xiaozuzhang，nikanjianneigecixinglema？tashuoniyijingrentaweizijidebanlvle，zheishizhendema？”
tingjianzheiyangdehua，buzhidongen，zhouweisuoyouderendoushuqileerduo。
dongenyishuangyanjingzhigougoudedingzhexingchuan，zhabadexiangshiyanjingchoufengleyiban。
“suzhujiejie，fangdiankebushizheiyangfangde。”
“biefeihua，woxianzaihaichaduoshaojifenkeyiduihuanshengziwandanwan？”
dongenzuotianyongjifenyoumailesikuaitian，xianzaitayigongyouershikuaitian。
lingwaisikuaitiantajiuzhongshanglehongshu，hongshudeshouhuoshijianshilianggexiaoshiyihui。
erqiehongshuyiciyekeyishouhuobage。
zuotianbanyedongendouzaipaqilaishouhuoni。
“suzhujiejie，nixianzailianshengziwandanwanshifenzhiyidejifendoumeiyouzandaoni。”
太慢了！太慢了！
buxingjiuzhinengyikaoziranshouyunle。
xiangdaozheili，dongenyibubukaojinxingchuan。
ercishidexingchuan，jiuxiangshimeiyoutingjianzijitongleishuodehua，tabuwanglingwaiyigefangxiangzouqu。
zoudaotamianqianjuqizijideyizhishou，niuniunieniezuojiaoxiuzhuang，gangtuchuyigezidedongen，lianshunjiankuadaodishang。
“嗨……”
嗨你老母！
taguoranbeichiganmojing，tikuziburenrenle！
xingchuanzhijieshitaweiwuwu。
dongenliansejiangying，nenggoutingjianneixiequanshourencixingchaoxiaodeshengyin。
wuwu，tamenchaodaowodeyanjingle！
dongenniutou，woquan，yuecuoyueyong。
yaobushikanmuqiantarenshiderenzhong，xingchuandeyanzhishizuidingde，dongenjiuzhijiehuanlingwaiyigerenle。
zheibizhangtajizhule，tayidingyaozhahuilai。
buguozhuantou，dongenyongzijijuqilaideshou，duilingwaiyigehuiseerduo，zhangdehenshiguaiqiao，henhaopiandelangshourendazhaohu。
“shuaige，wonengqingnibanggemangma？”
“shenmemanga？xiaocixing。”
zheiminglangshourenxiongxinghuiyingdehenshireqing。
有戏！
buranmianweiqinanjiuxianhuanyige，taxianzaifeichangdexuyaojifenya。
“咱俩……”
yijingzouchuquliangbudexingchuanhurantingxialejiaobu，taniutou，shengyinlengmoduihedongenshuohuadetongleishuo，“nizaihoumianmojishenme？”
youkanxiangdongenwen：“nijiaoshenme？niyeshiyaobeiquanshourensongquwomenzuqunlianyindecixingma？”