第1章 怪你蠢笨如猪

“jianqiechuyinyinfudebubei,yurensitong,zhennianzaidengjizhichu,benyufangqishenglu,rancijianrenwusihaohuiguozhixin,lvcizaifan,gujinriyuguanganmenbaguangchuyijiaoxing,yizhengshiting,yisufengqi!”

shengzhixuanwan,yitiaobailingchanshangbojing。

楚殷殷被迫抬起头。

jigerenshangqian,canrenbaqutashenshangdeqiuyi,tachitiaotiaoguizaizhongyang,jinyoudezunyanyebeichediniansui。

远处有轿声传来。

不多时,轿停了。

chushuangshuangzouxialai,yishenhuafu,mingyanzhaoren。

tajugaolinxiadekanzheta,shenselengmo,“jiejie,wolaisongniyicheng。”

gongnvdishangyiwanjiu,chushuangshuangduizhunleta,huanhuanjiaoxiaqu。

liejiutangguoshangkou,tongdetahunshenfazhan。

gankushoubiedequti,jiubaxinshangjiaodie,hanfengzhongdoudexiangshaikang,meiyousihaomeigan,jiaorenkanlezhiyuzuoou!

“henma?”chushuangshuangchuishouwen,“keniguaidelesheini?ruoniguaiguaijiajiruiwang,zuoyoubuguoshigeguafu,zenzhiyuluoderujinzheigedibu?shenzibaile,mingshenghuile,zunyanmeile,jiulianmingdouyaodiuleni!”

chuyinyinyaoya,sishengzhiwen,“zheiyiqiedoushisheihaide!”

“shiwohaidema?”chushuangshuangdandanfanwen,“yaoguaizhinengguaijiejiechunbenruzhu,jiburuwo。”

楚殷殷哑然失声。

tabilebiyan,sixuhundunmohu。

shiwusuineinian,tayubaishengmoliangqingxiangyue,quebeizhihunjihuosirenruiwang。

weiletaohun,taxiexinjibaishengmoxiangyuesiben,zenzhitaweidao,ertazaituzhongyiwaishiquqingbai。

hunhuneedeta,beizhuahuijingcheng,yintaohunyishi,huangshangshengnu,chujiabeifa,tamingshengquanwu,hunshizuofei。

tayuanhenbaishengmodeshuangyue,quezaitashuoneiriqiahaobuxingshuaiduantui,guerweifuyueshi,taxiangxinle。

zaitashuobuxianqitashileshenzi,rengyuanqutaweiqi,danzhihenfuhuangbuyun,zhinengnaweiqieshi,tayouxiangxinle。

zaitashuoshenchuhuangjia,budeyizhengquanduoli,ruonengdechujiaqinglixiangzhu,rihoushichengdinglitaweihoushi,tahaishixiangxinle。

结果呢?

jieguotahetadehaomeimei,zaojiuantongkuanqu,zhutaianjie!

私奔是他故意爽约。

tabeidianwushishejihaode。

nataweiqiequecongbupengta,yezhishiweilededaochujiadezhichi。

tayicicixiangxin,queyicicibeibeipan。

tamencaizhetadezhenxin、xuelei、hezunyanwangshangpa。

yigechenglewanrenjingyangdehuangdi,yigechenglechongguanhougongdehuanghou。

ertazheigezaiwurenhejiazhideqizi,beikoushangbushoufude,shuixingyanghuadezuiming,baguangjiaosishizhong!

chuyinyinkanzheheiyayaderenqun,modifachushengqingxiao,xiaoshengyuelaiyueqili,yuelaiyuecier。

“hailengzhezuoshenme?dongshou!”chushuangshuanghechi。

jingshangdebailingyueshouyuejin,tazhangzhezuiyangmianwangtian,huxijianji。

dongrihanfengrudao,jixuepuda,ruoyoulaishi,zhiyuantabuzaizuorucichunbenzhiren!

……

honglonglongdeleisheng,zaierbianzhakai,piaopodayuzadechedingkuangkuangzuoxiang。

kuangfengxiankaichechuang,yuzhuguanjin。

chuyinyinbeijiaolegetouxinliang,duosuozhexinglai。

chuangwaiyesewubian,machehaizaijichi,dadadematisheng,henkuaibeibaoyutunshi。

duanzanlengzhenghou,chuyinyinrenbuzhuqingqingzhandou!

zheiyangdedayu,zheiyangdechangjing,zheishishiwusuishisibendeneigewanshanga!

machezaizheishimengdidianlexia,ranhoutinglexialai。