第二章 瞎胡闹,一个住院医也能上台?

qianzi,qixiezhunbei,baobei。

xiaodu,chuanyi,dengdaimazuishi。

qixiehushinaixindiyushenbiandebaoyisheng,hanmingerrenjiaodaijutiqixiedebaifangweizhiyijiyaoyongdaodewujian。

shuqiandezhunbeigongzuohenkuaiwancheng。

【shoushumingcheng:youcexiaotuideqingchuangyujijianfengheshu】

zhudaoyishi:xueguanwaikebaoyisheng

第一助手:韩明

mazuishibichuleyigeokdeshoushi,zhongrenlimakaigong。

“zhunbeishengliyanshui,fanfuchongxi。”

“baolujijianshousunweizhi,jinxingbidui。”

“huanzhefeiguzhangjijian,zhizhangqujijianshousun,youyijingguhoujijiansunshangzuiweiyanzhong。”

baoyisheng:hanyisheng,yihuiwoyaokaishile,nitingzhewodezhishibangwogouzitijinlea,qianwanbunengdou,burangongfujiuquanbaifeilea

“中弯止血钳。”

“镊子。”

“2-0tfenghexian。”

qixiehushiyonglijiangwujianpaizaibaoyishengdeshoushang。

qianqideqingchuangguochenghenkuai,danshijinxingdaolezhizhangqujijiandeshihou,baoyishenglengzhule。

wacao,zheinimawanquanduanlielea,shenzhichuxianleweisuodeqingkuang。

yanjianbaoyishengdeshouyizhizheimexuankongzhe,bianshangdeqixiehushichouzhunshijiankuaisuweiqicashietoudehanzhu。

hanming:baoyisheng,yaobu,wolaiba?

baoyisheng:ni?zhiqianzheibianyouxueziweizhemeikanqing,xianzaiyijingwanquanduanlielea,yaoshiqiangxingfenghedehua,neimehuanzhedegongnengyidinghuishousuna,niyiweijijianshixiangpiniahainengzidongdiaozhengshensuo?

hanming:ninshizanmenzhaolaihuizhendezhuanjia,zhenyaoyoushenmeshifanzhengyouwomenzhurenni。

baoyisheng:niyaozheimenong?

hanming:buyaoyongchuantongdecexiangjinzhen,zheiyangyidinghuichuxianbuduidengdeqingkuang,yingxianghuanzhedegongneng,keyizhijiehengguanjinzhen。

横贯进针?

baoyishengsonglesongjian,lianlianyaotou。

kaiwanxiao,zijijiushixueguanwaikede,nengbuzhidaoma?

danshineiyeyaoshuliancaixinga?

niyigejizhenkedenenghuizheizhongjineng?

jiuzaitatianrendazhandeshihou,hanmingzhijiejikailebangeshenwei。

yaoshuohaishiqixiehushiyouyanlijiana,limakuaisujiangdengguangdejiaodujinxinglediaozheng(renzhangdeshuaihaishiyoujiafende)

hanmingxianyongzhixueqianqingqingjiazhujijiandeduanduanlajin,jiezhezaijuliduanduan1.5limichuzhijiehengguanjinzhen。

xunhuanliangcizhihou,zhaodaoledengzhangdianzhihouxunsukaopangjinzhen。

jiezhebuduanfanchu,xiexiangduanduanjiaochazouwei,pingwenzaizhixueqianjince0.3limichuchuzhen。

wanmeishuangsha,yiqihecheng。

“keyia,zheiyangjiujiejueleyinweibaozhachongjidailaidesunshangbudengdewenti,zajiumeixiangdaoni?”

shenhoujigelaobudaoshangtaijihuideshixishengkandaile,buduanzazhezui。

“zheishijizhenkedeneixiejiahuoma?”

“xianzaiqujizhendouyaozheimexideshoufale?zhurenlaileyebuguorucileba。”

……

“20号圆刀片!”

“收到!”

hanmingkuaisuyanzhezhixueqiandejinduanqiekailejijian,tongshijiangzhixueqianfanzhuan,xianlushuye。

“baoyisheng,bielengzhea,bangmangzouzhena,jiuangangcaineigelai,shoubiedoua。”

噗呲……

zheimeyanzhongdeshihouzhendeshibunengxiaochushenglaide,xunhuihushirendetaixinkule,zhinengniutouzhuangzuobujingyidezouxiangxianshipingdefangxiangdingzhepingmujianglianpieleguoqu。

zhenghaopiejianchuanzherenzituozaineiwantanchisheyouxidemazuiyisheng……

呃……

henhao,mazuiyishengzaiwanyouxi,neiyiqiedouzaikekongdefanweizhinei。

zuipadejiushimazuiyishengturanzhanleqilai,jinjindingzhepingmu,neicaizhendeshihesigerenli。

“baoyisheng,bangwobashangmiandeneiyijiecanzhajianle。”

“tongguosuidaodeneiyiduancanduanyaomaizaijijianneia,bunengluolu,rongyiyongdu。”

“nidongshuangshizifenghema?”

haojiahuo,wanquanchenjinqizhongdehanmingjingranzhijiezhipeiqixueguanwaikedeyishenglaile,youdianxuanbinduozhulea。

neiyike,huanzheshenshangdexueguanzouweiyuxueyunqingkuangjiuxiangneixiewanyandeheliuyibanqingxizhanxianzaitayanqiandequanxichuangkouzhishang。

zaizheiyifangxiaotiandizhong,guangyinyeweizhitingzhi,tajiushishen,tajiushiyiqiedezhuzai。

“lianggen10haocudejiezhaxian。”

“wenshizhixueqian,wanshizhixueqian,zaibeiyizhixueningmei。”

“bangwoguanzhuhuanzhedeshousuoya,jiangmiandianxiankai。”

yibangdebaoyishengdoujingdaile,zheijiahuobujiushiyigejizhende“cutongzi”ma?jingranhaihuizanmenxueguanwaikedeshoufa?

e,bu,shibizanmenxueguanwaikehaixinideshoufa?

nengtongshizaitongyipianquyuziyouqiehuanfenghedefangshi,erqiezaihuanzhexueyabuwen,xueguanganbiedeqingkuangxiaqiangxingcaozuo?

zheiyaoshizanmendazhurenzaihuizhijiejiangtouzatongdea。

……

suizhehanmingdezuihouyizhenfanchu,yuanduanfenghewanbi,zaichangdezhongrenzuibadouzhangkaileoxing,ananchengqi。

jiuzaizheigeshihoucaiyamenyoubeidakaile。

luzhuren:wolaile,huanzhexianzaishengmingtizhengpingwenleba,mazuiyishengzhunbeijingmaituisongjiyao,wolai……

tadeshenpanghaigenzhexueguanwaikedeyigefuzhuren,errenxingsecongcongganzhichuangqian。

咦??

他们傻眼了。

fangcaihaiyipianlangjiedeyoujiaohuaixianzaiyijingbeifenghehaole?

xueguanwaikedefuzhurenfushenditouzixikanlebanshang:fenghedegenjianwenhedufeichanggao。

“zheishinifengde?”taniutoukanxiangleyipangdebaoyisheng。

houzhecezheshenziyoudianniuniedao:“yebuquanshi,zhuyaoshizheiweihanyishengzuode,wozaipangxiezhu……”

bianshangdexunhuihushiyuqixiehushitongshifanleyigebaiyan:yade,nijiushiqiekaileyigekouzi,houmianjiuwanquanmeidongdaolea,jiushifuzeqianyinlagouhedisonggongjua。

“xiezhu”zheigeciyongdefeichangdejiangjiu,tieqie,xingxiang,youdianjingzhixiao,jiangzanhuaxiadeyuyanyishufahuidelinlijinzhi。

“laolua,nimenjizhenkeyourencaia,zhenshizaotale,youzheigeshouyiquzanmenxueguanwaikeduohaoa,xiaohuozi,xiangbuxianglaizanmenzhei,guolailejiuzhijieshizhuzhiyishirangnidulishangtai。”

luzhurenyitingzheihualimabudandingle,“zanmenjizhensuiranshuomangshimangledian,danshishoushudejihuiduoa,erqiezaidiyixian,jiechudeleixingyequan,nianqingrenzheijinianjileihenguanjiande,yihoulunwenfabiaoyefangbianbushi?”

luzhurenyerenbuzhuwanxiayaozixichakanleyifan,jiezheshuangshoubaoxiongwangzhexueguanwaikedefuzhurenshuodao:laozhanga,xianqiannikebushizheimeshuodea,nigangbushihenhuduzime,haiguaiwozenmefangxinrangyigezhuyuanyijiuzhijiegenzheshangtaile?xianzaikaishimingzheqiangrenle?

“nimenkeyanjingfeiyouwomenduoma?”

“nimenqicaiyouwomenquanma?”

“nimenyoudulidekeyanjigouma?”

duifangdesanlianwenzhijierangxianchangdekongqiningguzhule。

cishidehuanzheyaoshiyouyishidehuayidinghuirenbuzhulaileyiju:bushi,laotie,zanjiuwenxia,wodeqingkuangnimenshiyijuyebuwena,guangzaizheiqiangrenwanni?