hanmingxianzaiyisanwuliudouzaijizhenlunzhuan，ersishizaixinwaikelunzhuan。
zheiriyoudaolexinwaikedezuozhenshijian。
yijinmenjiutingjiantianzhurenduizhediannaoaishengtanqi。
“老大，怎么了？”
xinwaidefuzhurenbaiyanshigelaoyoutiao，yijianzheiqingkuanglimashangqupailepaizhurendejianbang。
“nimenlianggelailea，jintianneigejianmodeshoushuyoushibaile，womenjigekeshidezhurendoubeimalegegouxuepentou，duifangdebeijingbujiandanle，rongbudefancuoa。”
“shidongmailiudeneigelaorenma？”hanmingtanchunaodaishijingwangdiannaodefangxiangcoulecou。
“nidatingzheigezuoshenme，zanmenlianjinqupangtingdejihuidoumeiyou。”baiyanyizhigebozirandidazailehanmingdejianbangzhishang，zhenggerendezhongliangquandouyalexialai。
“xianzaidaochudouzailiaozheigebingli，guodaoshang，shitangli，shenzhilianwc……bujinjinshizanmenxinwaike，jiulianmazuikeheyingxiangkederenyezailiao，gumozhelaoyeziyinggaishigedalingdaoba。”
“biexiashuo，yanjiubinglijiuxingle，qitadehuabuyaojiang。”tianzhurenshenshoudaduanleerrendeliaotian。
“tazhiqianshizairenyizuode，danshirenyidezhurenfeishuozanmendeshenwaihexinwaidezhurengenghao，tidaolewomenzheibian，danwomenjicimonideshoushudoushibaile，danshijiashuxianzaiqidaihengao，danshizanmenyoumeibawo，nishuozheishinongde。”
shengrenyishizanmenjiangnanshengzuihaodeyiyuanle，wulunshirenyuanpeizhishanghaishiqixiepeizhishangdoushiduyidangde，jiashuyemingbaizheigedaoli，danshijiushixiangzaihuangedizaiduoshiyici。
“shizaijiabikaojinzhuijidideneikedongmailiudeshihoupolielema？”hanmingqiangguoshubiaokuaisuyizhi。
“shia，huanzhedezuonaoyijingweisuo，yaoshizaibaoliudeqingkuangxiajinxingqiechushoushuwomenjihumeishenmejihuide，xianzaishenwaineibiandezhurenyehenweinan，meitianlazhewoyiqiyanjiu，wonengyoushenmebanfa，zanmenyoubunengzhijiekailu。”
tianzhurenhoumianshuoleshenme，hanmingshiyijuyemeitingjinqu，tanaoneideneigequanxichuangkouyijingkuaisuzaimianqianzhankai，tazaicihuidaolezhishuyuzijideneiyifangxiaotiandi。
zuijindeqiandaotayouhuodelebushaodejifenyujidian，kuaisuzaixitongshangchengzhuanleyiquanzhihou，haizhenzhaodaoleleisidejinengka。
【gongxisuzhu，chenggongduihuanzhuijididongmailiushuansaishujinengka，huafeijifen1200dian】
【gongxisuzhu，chenggongduihuanwanmeijiguanzhuangdongmaidaqiaoshoushujinengka，huafeijifen900dian】
zheizailinchuangshangkeshisixingdeshoushua，bixuyaodazhurendatoucaixing。
yibandezhuzhiyishixiangshangqudougouqiang。
“麻烦你让让！”
hanmingjingranzhijiejikailetianzhuren，yipiguzuozailediannaoqian，duizheneixiepptjinxingguizongqilai。
buduandexiexiehuahuazhihou，qingqingyidiananniu，sanweidedonghuakuaisuzaierrendemianqianzhankai。
“xiacikaihuinijiuzheiyangshuo。”
wolegequ，zhenghaoyourenjinlai，jiukanjianhanmingxiangzhidaoxiaoxueshengyiyangzaizhihuidazhurenzuoshi？
zheijiahuonanbuchengyaoshangtian？
piaole，gouziyidingshipiaole，zanmentianzhurenkeshihuoyaotonga，yihuizheijiahuokendingyaoaima。
nikan，tianzhurendequantoudouyijingwoqilaile，zuijiaodoukaishichouchoule。
一定是要发作了！
neimingxinwaidexiaoyishengfangwanwenjianjiazhihouguyimocengzhebuzou，dengzhekanhanmingdeyangxiang。
揍他，揍他……
tazaixinzhongmonianzhe，yinweizheijiahuolunzhuandeshihoulianxujiciqianglezijidefengtou，zheikouqibuchubuxing。
“啪！”
tianzhurenzhongzhongyiquanzazailezhuozishang，heledahuoyitiao。
“zou，wozajiumeixiangdaoni，genwoqujianlaoyao。”
bumingsuoyidebaiyanyebeichuileyiquan，“lengzheganshenmea，ganjina，yiqiguoqu。”
“laoyao，laoyao，wozhidaozenmejiejuenidewentile。”
shenwaidedamenzhijiebeitianzhurenyijiaotikai。
“zala？xinwaishihuolea？”
shenwaidezhurenlaoyaoyijingxiguanlefengfenghuohuodetianzhurenle，tazhishiqingqingjiangyiziwanghounuolenuo，chengshouzaixiongqianjingjingkanzheduifang。
“niqikai，diannaojiemiandakai，lai，xiaohan，nibanizhiqianzaiwoneizuodeneigenfanganzaiyanshiyixia。”
“啥？”
bushitianzhurenzijiyanshima？
zenmehaidaileyigexiaoyishengguolai？
连主治都不是？
半个小时后……
yaozhurenlikebailebaishou，“nizheigefangantaidadanle，zheigewoyezuobulezhu，haishiyaodenglianhehuizhendeshihouzaishuoba，jieshiniyaodaizhezheiweihanyishengyiqia。”
“neihaidengshenmea，ganjintongzhiyixiayiwukeneibiana，zhijieanpaihuizhena，bamazuikeyuyingxiangkededouyiqijiaoxialai，zanmenyiqizuoxialailiaoliao。”
这……
lianggexiaoshihou，xinwaike，shenwaike，yingxiangke，zhongzhengjianhuke，gandanwaikedejiweidazhurenqiqidaolehuiyishinei。
zhuchizheichanghuiyideshichengfuyuanzhangyuyiwukedeyuzhuren。
zhongrenmianqianbaifangzheyitaziliao，limianyougezhongjianchashuju，tongshixianchangdedapingmushangyeshishibofangzheyixiepptchengxiang。
chengyuanzhang：xingle，zhijiejinruzhengtia，zheishiguanyuzhaolaoyezidenaoweisuowentidedisanciyeshizuihouyicihuizhen，zheiciyidingyaonachuyigekexingxingdefangan。
dapingmuliketongbugenshang：
huanzhe：zhaoyouguang，67sui
ruyuanyuanyin：turandianxianchouchu，banyououtudezhengzhuang
quezhen：zhuijididongmailiubanzuonaoweisuo
xianzaibaizaimianqiandewentishi：jiujingshishixingchuantongyiyishangdekailushoushuhaishijiaoweixinyingdejierushoushu。
youdian，biduanyedouyimuleran
chuantongdekailushoushudehua，chuangmianda，danshishuyehao。
jierushoushu：chuangmianxiao，yihuifu，danshishuyecha，rongyifanfu。
jiweizhuanjiayedoushigezhiyici，chaodebukekaijiao。
“kaolvdaohuanzhedeshentichengshouqingkuangyunianlingdewenti，wohaishiqingxiangyujierushoushu。”
diyigefayandejingranshizhongzhengjianhukededazhuren，taziranshixiwangchuangmianxiaoyidiandehao，bijingzaiicuzhiyaoyouyikouqijiunengdiaozhuduifangdeming，ziranshifengxianyuexiaoyuehao。
“batouyingzaifangdayibei，zuoxiafangfangda。”
chengfuyuanzhangqingqingbailebaishou，shiyidajiazuoxiashuohua，buyaoji，yigeyigelai。
“xianzaicongxueguanzaoyingyuhr-mridechengxiangshanglaikan，huanzhedezuoyouliangcedanaoyijingchuxianlemingxiandebuduichengdeqingkuang，yaoshijianchijieruzhiliaodehua，wopabunenggenzhia，zhiyaoshaodiaoyichu，neijiuhuixingchengxuezhongyuyapo，zheishizuizhimingde，erhuanzhedeqingkuangxianranbuzhichizaicishoushudekeneng。”
zheicifayandeshixinwaikedetianzhuren。
“laotian，nizheigeqierudianjiushibuduide，xianzaibushihenitaolunshenruzhiliaodehuati，xianzaizanmenshouxianyaozuodeshibaoming，zhiyuhouqiyoushenmegongnengqueshihuoshifuzuoyong，neiyeshimeibanfadeshi，shouxianyaohuozhebushi？”
jierukedezhurenlikedaduanlelaotiandefayan，taziranshigengqingxiangyubaoshoudejieruzhiliaode。
jinjiezhetayouqishen，naqilemianqiandebigan，yonglichaozhepingmushangyizhi，“dajiakan，xianzaizaoyingshangyijingnengqingxikandaofuzhezaixueguanbishangdedongmailiule，zheishijixujiejuedewenti，dongmailiusuishidouhuipolieweijishengming，danshinaoweisuobuhuizhiming，qianwanbunengshebenzhumo，erqiezhiqiandekailumonixiaoguobingbulixiang。”
“是啊，是啊。”
“xianzaihaishiyaoxianbaominga。”
qitarenyekaishixiaoshengfuhezhe。
jiweizhurendoujichulezijidekanfale，dajiademuguangquandoujizhongdaoleshenwaideyaozhurendemianshangle。
bijingzuihoudeshoushuhaishiyaotalaizuode，ruhequshetadeyijianziranyeshizuizhongyaode。
“woxianbaoliuwodeyijiana，zheiyangba，woxianrangzaizanmenkeneilunzhuandexiaohanshuojijuba。”
“小韩？”
“小韩是谁？”
“没听过啊……”
“zhiqianbudoushilaobaigenzheyiqilaideme？”
zhidaozheihui，dahuocaifaxianjintiangenzaiyaozhurenshenhoudejingranbushibaiyan，ershiyizhanggengweinianqingdemiankong。
jiuzaizhongrenmuguangsuodingzijideshihou，hanmingqingleqingsangzi，“wojuedehaishiyaokailu。”
“开颅？”
“niyiweinishisheia？”
“womenjigedazhurenshangqiezaiziqian，nijingrangandayanbucan！”
hanmingcishidefayanwuyiyudangchushibaluzhuhoutaofadongzhuodeshihou，yigexiaoxiaodedaofushouguanyunzhangzigaofenyongyaoqukandiaoxiliangdajianghuaxiongside，limazaihuiyishineidangqizhenzhenlianyi。
suizhierlaide，bianshitaotiandejulang！
“zheishinidailaidea？”
jierukedezhurenziranshibupadezuirende，talimajiangyizidefangxiangdiaozhengleyixia，lvedaijifengdishenshouzhilezhishenwaiyaozhurendefangxiang。
hanmingyebukeqi，budengdajiafanyingguolai，limashangqianqiangguojierukezhurenshouzhongdebigan，yonglichaozhepingmushangyizhi，“kailudeyoushiyouliangdian。”
“qiyi，jieruwufawanquanzhaichuweisuodezuonao，danshiweisuodezuonaobudanshibingyin，erqieyijingzudangleshuye，yidanzhaichu，neimejiunengzhijiejinxingtiwaijiabi。”
“huanzhesuirannianlingjiaoda，danshiyaoshigenzhidehuahaishinengweichiwuzhishiniandeshoumingde，baoyangdedangshenzhigengjiu。”
“danshijieruzhiliaodehua，zheigebingyinjiuhuiyizhizai，dianxianyehuigengjiayanzhong，guangkaoyaowuweichidehua，naoneiyidinghuiyoujishuiyuxuezhongdechuxian，sheiyebunengbaozhengxiacijiuyidingnengxinglai。”
“suoyi，wodeyijianjiushi：zhijiejinxingzuobannaodeshizhixingqiechushuhebingtiwaidongmailiudejiabi，yilaoyongyi！”
tadehuaxiangdaofengyibanfeizhihuiyishidemeigejiaoluo。
zaiyuanduanyizhimeifashengdejiashujingranzhijieqishenshangqian，yongliwolewotadeshouzhang，suiranmeifayiyan，danshiyisiyehenmingxian。
“什么玩意？”
“nishuoqiechujiuqiechua？zenmejiyaoa？”
“huanzhedeshentinengchengshouma？”