第4章 哥带你见见世面

“zenmeyang!yaoburannijiufanglewo!yaoburannijiujixu!”xuqingfengxianzaisuanshizhangzheyoutiebushanhuti,taxiangyaoweisuoyuweile!

wohailongjuedezijidemianzishangyoudiannankan,yixiangzhengqianghaoshengdetanalishouguozheiyangdeweiqu,tayoudao:“nimenjiwoshang!shanga!”

tayongshouzhizhexuqingfengdefangxiang,kezheibangshouxiajieshiqieqiedeyaotou,qiewanghoutuizhe。

qizhongyirendao:“longge!zheixiaozibuzhidaochuanleshenme,zheiyetaipicaorouhoule!”

“shenmewanyi!zhenshiyibangmeiyongdefeiwu!”wohailongsihushoudaolexiuruyibande,yihuishourangtadeshouxiagundaoyibianqu:“nimengunkai!rangwolai!”

wohailongyeshigehenren,sihaobuliuyudidejiejinquanli,yiquandazailexuqingfengdeshenshang,jiezhe,tazhijuedezijidequantouchuanlaiyizhenzhandong,tayeaowudeyisheng,wuzheshouyuandimajie:“**!zheishishenmewanyi!nimenjiwoshang!jiwozouta!sheiganbudongshou!wojiujisheiyanseqiaoqiao!”

erxuqingfengzheigeshihoujianzhishuangwaiwaile,taxiayishideyongsiweigenjiufangxuanshuodao:“nvxiajiejie!zheigefulichoujiangxitongshizaishitaihaole!”

yizhidasuanqianshuidenvxiajiufangxuanzheigeshihoudao:“neidangranle!danshiniyeyaozhuyia!zheigetiebushansuiranshibeidongjineng,danshibeizoudecishutaiduo,yeshiyounaijiudule,naijiudubianchenglingzhihou,haiyaoxiufuhenmafande!suoyinibiereshishengfeizhidaolema?fanzhengnixianzaiderenwuyezuowanle,nichabuduobazheibangxiaojiaosefuyankaidele!”

“woqu...haiyounaijiuduzheimeyishuo?”xuqingfengyeshifule,tazhidaowanyouxidezhuangbeiyounaijiudu,danbeidongjinengzenmeyeyounaijiudu?zheikezhenshirangtafule。

xiangxianghaishishaoaizouweimiao,zheimexiangzhe,xuqingfengchaozhemianqianzheibangrendaheleyisheng:“hei!wolandegennimenzaizheilangfeishijian!”shuozhe,xuqingfengkanleyiyanshaonian。

benlaixuqingfengyiweineishaonianzaojiupaolule,kechaozheshaoniandefangxiangkanqu,xuqingfengzheicaikanjian,neishaoniancikehaizaiweidaodichubuchushouerjiujiezhe。

“hei!xiaojiahuo,nihaizaizheiganma?ganjinpaoa!”xuqingfengchaozhetahanleyiju。

“kebierangtamenpaole!”wohailongzheigeshihoudaheleyisheng。

zhongrenyingshengchaozhexuqingfengdefangxianghushanzhequanjiao,xuqingfengzuoduoyoushanzhe,suanshimeichijigequanjiao,erzheibangmaziyinweiwushang,fanerzijirenhezijirendaqilaile。

xuqingfengyixitingjianyourennudao:“hei!sheijiwoyijiao?”

“eiei?sheijiwoyigezuibazi,zhanchulaikanwobu...aiyou!sheiyoujiwoyigezuiba?”

“wuwu...bushidazheigerenma?zenmejiwoliangquan?”

changmiansuanshifeichangdehunluan,xuqingfengchenluanchaozheyipangdeshaonianshilegeyanse,zheilianggerensuanshitoutoudepaolechulai,haozaizheibangrenyinggaiyeshiyibangguapi,tamendoupaolezheibangrenhaizaineiqineihong。

tamenneishiyilukuangliao,dabuliuxingde,shunzhexiaodaopaolejitiaojie,xuqingfengzheicaichuanzhecuqi。renbuzhugenjiufangxuantucaotucaodao:“nvxiajiejie!nvxiajiejie!nibieqianshuile,ganjinchulai!”

“zenmeyang?neibangrenbeinidapaole?”nvxiaraoyouxingqudewenzhe。

xuqingfengbuyoudejixutucao,dao:“woshuo,nvxiajiejie!niyetaibukaopule!zazheifulihaiyounaijiuduzheimeyishuoni?”

“neidangranle!niyongshenmedongximeiyounaijiuduya?”jiufangxuanfanerxiaolexiao,dao:“dannaijiudushikeyixiufude,wobushigennishuolema?wogennishuo,wozheitaoxitongkeshifeichangwanmeide!”

zhengzaihejiufangxuanjiaotandeshihou,shaonianwenzhouzhoudeshuozhe:“neishenme,xiexieni。”tayouxiemiantian,muguangquegewaizhencheng。

erxuqingfengzheigeshihouzhengmangzhehenvxiajiufangxuanjiaoliuni,taxiayishidechaozheshaonianlaileyiju:“gundanba!wocailandelini!”

benlaixuqingfengzhishixiangtucaoyixiajiufangxuande,dantaxiayishidemachulekou,mianqianshaonianchayidedengdalemouzikanzhexuqingfeng,xuqingfengzheiyelvexianganga。

“bu...bukeqi,jianyiyongweineidoushiwomenyinggaizuode!”xuqingfengyigaitaidu,youxiebaoqiandekanzheshaonian,dao:“neishenme,niyihoushaorezheibangshehuiqingnian,woyemangzheni!jiubugennixianchele。”

shuozhe,xuqingfengzhuanshenjiuzou,daizheyisiyingxionggongchengshentuideyiwei,butumingbutulidejianyiyongwei,zheijianzhijiushiyingxiongbandecunzai。shaonianganmangshangqianjibu,zhuishanglexuqingfeng,dao:“haiweiqingjiaonidemingzi。”

“hei!nijiuguanwojiaolvjurenba!”xuqingfengyongshouyilongzijideliuhai,daizheyisifeichaibandexiaorong,dao。

“lvjuren,zhenshiyouyisi,xiacijianmianwoqingnichifan!”shaonianqianheyixiao,daizheyizhongchaoyuenianlingdelaochenggan。

yitingshaonianzheimeshuo,xuqingfenglikeyongshoulanzhuleshaoniandejianbang,dadalieliedexiaolexiao,dao:“aiya!jiranshichifandehua,neizeriburuzhuangri,jinrishijinribi!nishuoduibudui!zanmenlianggequnaercuoyidun?”

haibieshuo,xuqingfengdeduzihaizhenshiyoudianele,zourenshitilihuo,aizouyeshigetilihuoni!yushi,zhijianxuqingfengzheigeshihouyebuguzheishaonianyuanbuyuanyi,lanzheshaoniandejianbangjiuchaozheshineizhimingdejiuloulijiuzouqu。

shaonianxianranyouxieganga,danyezhihaogenzhexuqingfengyiqiqianjin,yilushangtamenjiaohuanlexingming,yuanlaishaoniandemingzijiaozuoshenze,zhishiyigeputongdexueshengeryi,danxuqingfengcongtadechuanzheshangkanlai,tadejiatingtiaojianyinggaibucuo,suoyixuqingfengcaiganzheimetianbuzhichidechaozhetasuozhidaodezuiguidejiulouqianjin。

laidaoleyijiazhimingdejiuloumenkou,xuqingfengyongshouzhizhemendianqiandezhaopai,dao:“shenze,nizhidaomianqianzheigeshishenmedifangma?”

“ng...”shenzeyouxiegangadedianlediantou,yongyizhong‘nishibushiheduole’debiaoqingkanzhexuqingfeng,dao:“zheishichifandedifang!”

“he!wogennishuoa!niyigexueshengbudongshenme,wogaosuni,zheikeshizanmenshineizuihaodejiulou!zhidaobu!niyigexueshengbudongdeshenmejiaoshimian,xianzaiwojiudainijianjianshimian!”

shuozhe,xuqingfengkanleyiyanshaonian,shaonianmengmengdongdong,kanleyiyanzhaopai,meishuohuajiugenzhexuqingfengwanglizou。

jiuzaizheigeshihou,fuwuyuanreqingdeyingjieleguolai:“shaoyehao!”

xuqingfengyileng,huashuozheibangfuwuyuanbuyinggaishuo‘xianshenghao’ma?zenmeyishanglaijiushuoshaoyehao?zhenshirangrengandaofeichangdejingya,mofeizheigaojidejiuloujiushizheiyangdeguiju?