xiaomeinvlengzhule，youdianmeng，fashengleshenme？sheilaijieshixia？woshishei？zheishinaer？
“ai~~~you~~~ai~~~you~~~”
laotaihenghenglebantian，faxianzijiasunnvhaishidaidaidilengzhe，shizaishitengdeyouxieshoubule，zhinengkaikoudao，“yatoua~~~kuaidianda120ba~~~tengsiwole~~~~”
xiaomeinvzheicaifanyingguolai。kandaotanainaizaikenglihenghengjiachouchougebuting，ganjintaochushouji，boda120。
“wei，qingkuaidianpairenguolai，zheiliyougeshenjingbing！”
“nihao，womenzheilishijijiuzhongxin，buguanjingshenbing。”
。。。laotaiyouxiewuyu，wangdanzaiwulitingjianle，yeyoudianwuyu。
“a，dui，dui，wogaocuole，nikuaidianpaijiuhucheguolai，wonainaiguzhele，xianzaitaguzhededifangyoubeirenchuaileyijiao，renyebeichuaidaole！”xiaomeinvcalecaetoudehanshuodao。
“haode，qingwennizainageweizhi？”
“我在。。。”
xiaomeinvhaimeishuowan，shoujijiubeiqiangzoule。tahuitoufaxianwangdanzhengzhanzaitashenhou，nazhetadeshoujiguaduanledianhua。
“nizheirenzoulumeishengyina！”xiaomeinvnudao。
。。。wangdankanzhetayouyouxiewuyu。ng？weishenmeyaoshuoyou？
“budui，zheibushizhongdian，niqiangwoshoujiganma？”xiaomeinvgujibushitianrandainaohuilubizhengchangrenman，jiushibeiqihutule。
“gangcaikanzhetingcongmingyiguniang，xianzaizenmejiuchidaile？”wangdanxinxiang，“yaobubatayeyiqimaileba。。。”
“niyoudawonainai，youqiangwoshouji，zheiligaibuhuishiheidianba？！nishibushihaichuixianwodemeise，xiangduiwozuoneizhongshiqing？”xiaomeinvyueshuoyuehaipa，xiangdaowangdangangcaiyouxieweisuodeyanshen，buyoudezhandouleqilai。
“nibieguolai！zaiguolaiwojiuhanle！”
“nihanba！hanpohoulongdoumeirenhuilaijiunide！”wangdanxiayishijiuxiangzheiyangjiehua，xinghaojishizhizhuleniantou。
xianzaikebushiwandeshihou，benlaijiuhaoxiangyouxienaowuhuile，ruguohaizheiyangshuo，wanyitahanqilaibeilinjutingdaolezenmeban？daoshihoushimailetanihaishimaileta？
“yangyuneixiaozimeihenishuoma？”wangdanwendao。
“shuoshenme？nandaonimenliangshiyihuode？nimenyaobawomaiqunaer？”xiaomeinvjile，yanleizaiyankuanglidazhuan。
kanlaishizhendeshale，youdianshangnaojin，zenmeban？zaixiandeng！youdianji！
“nixianlengjing，biebeihaiwangxiangzhengfazuo，ok？”wangdannaolenaotou，bashoujidijilexiaomeinv，“xiandagedianhuajiyangyu，rangtahenijieshi，nijiumingbaile。”
xiaomeinvjieguodianhua，guoduanbotong，“wei？shi110ma？woxiangbaojing！youren。。。”
我艹！
wangdanyibaqiangguodianhua，guaduanle110，zhuantoukanzhexiaomeinv，hedao，“niyashachaba！hainengbunenggoutongle！nijiadarenhaiguanbuguannile？bieyiweinimeiwojiuhuiduinikeqi，xiaoyewomeinvjiandeduole，binimeidemeiyoujishiwanyeyoushangbaiwan！”
xiaomeinvjiadedarenyilianmeng，xianzaizhengtangzaikenglikanzheliangren。
“kanlaiwojintiansuanshiyaojiaodaizaizheierle”nainaiyoudianxiangku，“haiyoumeiyourenguanwole。。。”
“nimawo！”xiaomeinvqihengheng，“bashoujihaiwo！”
“hainikeyi，biebaojing！wopamafan！”
“zhidaopaleba！neinidawonainaiqianzenmebupa！nigehuairen，laorenyeda！buyaolian！qusiba！rangjingchabaniguanyibeizi！”
没完没了了！
wangdanshenxiyikouqi，kanzhexiaomeinvdao，“ruguowozhendexiangduinimenliangzuoshahuaishi，nihainengyoujihuidangzhewomiandadianhuabaojing？jiuchongnizheitaiduhezhei**naohuilu，niheninainaixianzaiyijingshigesirenle。”
“wu。。。haoxiangyoudiandaoli。。。”xiaomeinvtingdaozheier，yelengjinglexie。
wangdanbulita，zhijietaochuzijijintiangangmaideshouji，botongleyangyudedianhua。
“嘟——”
“wangbadan，zhao**sha？”dianhualichuanlaiyangyujianxixideshengyin，“wojinijieshaodeshengyibucuoba？95fenxiaomeinve！”
“nitemecaiwangbadan！jiaolaoziwangye，tingdaomei？woshinidaye！”wangdanxianzaiyitingdaoyangyudeshengyinjiuxiangchousita，“zuowanfanglaozigezi，jintianhaijieshaogexiaochidailaizhemowo，nitemehairangburangrenhuole！haiyou，niyanjingxialea！nalilaide95fen？dingduo80！”
“nibunengkanxianzaia，xianzaixiongshiyoudianxiao，danguoliangnianshuobudinghuizhangdaa，daoshihoujiushituotuode95lea，qihuodongbudong？”yangyudeyidizhunbeikeputadeyuenvjing。
“wokequnideba，20duosuihaifayu？niyiweiyangwuguini？”wangdanbuxie。
“**！woshi100fen！wobuxiao！wohenipinle！！！”xiaomeinvhuiwuzhewangbaquanjiuxiangwangdanchongguolaiyaopinming。
wangdanlianmangshenshouanzhutadetou，burangtawangqianchong，ranhouganjinheyangyuchehuizhengti，“biechedanle！wozheibiandoukuaidaqilaile！sheirangnixiatemejieshaokehude？jieshaoyejiusuanle，nixiaozimeihetamenshuoqingchuwozheibiandeqingkuanga？”
“a？wowangle，buhaoyisi，heheda~”
“wohenimei！nizijihetajieshiqingchu！”shuowanwangdanjiubashoujidiujilexiaomeinv。
xiaomeinvjieguodianhuazhijiekaima，“yangyu！nigewangenfuyidexiaoren！jingranchuantonghuairenyiqihaiwohenainai！wangwohaijieshaotongxuejinirenshi！wangwobahai。。。”
wangdanpiepiezui，landetingtamenbaiche，touyebuhuidizouhuiledianli，wangtaishiyishangyitan，congchoutilinachulebencabianyansemanhua，jinjinyouweidikanleqilai。
guoledayuexiaobangexiaoshi，xiaomeinvcaizoujinlai，bashoujihaijilewangdan，yanshenguaiyidikanzheta。
“shadoubieshuo，haohaomaininainaiquba，tianheilejiumeiyongle。”wangdangancangyingsidehuishoudao。
“一定要埋吗？”
“废话！”
“niquedingmailewonainaijiuhuihao？”
“wobuqueding，nizijikanmaibumaiba。”
小美女很纠结。
dianhuali，yangyuzaisanpaixiongfubaozheng，wangdanhenniubi，zhiyaomaixiaqu，shabingdounenghao，danxiaomeinvzenmexiangdoujuedelipu。
shazhiliaoshouduana？huorenmaituli，meitingshuoguoa！daodishiwofenglehaishiyangyufengle？
buguo，xianzaiyemeishaqitahaobanfale，bijingtanainaiyijingtangzaikenglibanxiaoshile，xianzaiqiyeqibulai，tayigexiaonvshengyelabudong。
suanle，simadanghuomayiba！
kanlekandianliguazhedeshizhong，yijingxiawu2dianduole。xiaomeinvyaoyaoya，zhuanshenzouhuileyuanzili。
tahualelaodajing，caibanainaifuzuoqilai，henainaijiandanjieshilexia，jiunaqibianshangdechanzikaishichantuhuitiandaokengli。
laotaihenghengledabangexiaoshi，yemeishaliqile，sijiusiba。jiuzheiyanghuoshengshengkanzhesunnvyichanyichandimaizheziji，xinlishuobuchudeguaiyi。
chabuduohuale1gexiaoshi，xiaomeinvcaibanainaishunlidimaihao，luchugenaodaizaidishang。
“maihaole！”taxiangdianlihouleyisangzi，ranhouyi**tanzuozaidishang。
shizaishileidebuxingle，zheijiubushiwozheizhongmeinvgaigandehuo！meixiangdaomaihuorenhuineimelei！
ng？！maosiyouxiebutaidui。。。
wangdanmantuntunzouchulai，kandaolaotaibeimaizaikengli，diandiantou，zouguoquraozhelaotaizhouweizouleyiquan，kannalituyoudiansongjiuzaishangmiantiaojixia，batuyayashi，ranhouduizhelaotainiannianyouci：
“tianlingling，dilingling，dongnanxibeidouhenling，zhongguadegua，zhongdoudedou，zhongrenderen！jintianzhongxiayigefeiren，yihuierdedaogehaoren！”
nianwan，wangdanyoutouyebuhuidixiangdianlizouqu。
xiaomeinvkanzhetazoujinledianli，denglebantian，faxianwangdanbingmeiyouchulai，yushiyezoujindianliyikan，dunshihuomaosanzhang。
“nizaiganma？ganjindezhiwonainaiqua！tanzaizheiliwanshashoujia！”
“wozhilea。”wangdantaiqitou，manlianwugu。
“nianjijuzheijiuwanle？niniandeshishawanyiera！douwowanerni！”
wangdanlandelita，jixuditouwanshouji。
“ni！”xiaomeinvshenshoujiuyaoquzhuaita，quetingdaonainaidehuhansheng，“yatou，kuaiguolai！”
xiaomeinvganjinpaohuinainaishenbian，“zenmelenainai？ninganjuezenmeyang？”
“yang！tuiyang！yangsile！”laotailianseyoudianhong，buzhidaoshitulimendehaishirenzheyangnanshoude。
“huibuhuishichongzi？womashangbaninwachulai！”xiaomeinvjile，ganjinchaoqichanzijiuyaobaotu。
“bie！biedong！wotuihaoxiangbutengle！suiranyang，danshiwohainengren。”laotaizuzhidao，“woxianzaibuguangshituiyang，haoxiangxiongkouheyaozheiliyeyoudianyang。”
laotaitouhuanglaihuangqu，shentiqingweizhuandong，jiecimocanitunaoyang，kexiaoguobingbuhao。yankanzhetatoushangdehanshuiyididiwangxialiu，meiyihuiermanliandoushihanzhu。
xiaomeinvjianzhuangganjincongbaolinachugebianxiedianfengshan，yibianbangnainaichuifengyibiantaochuzhijincahan。
jiuzheiyangguoledagaiyigexiaoshi，laotaijuedehaoxiangbuyangle。zheishiwangdanyezoulechulai。
takanlelaotaiyiyan，suijiduixiaomeinvdao，“haole，baninainaiwachulaiba。”
xiaomeinvtinghou，ganjinchaoqichanzikaishiwatu。
kandaosunnvbatuwadechabuduole，laotailiangzhishouchengzhekengyan，yizhijiaocaizhetuyideng，jiucongkenglipalechulai。
“hu，zongsuanshichulaile！”laotaiyouxiexingfen，juedezijiyouhuoguolaile。huolejiangjin100sui，haishitouyicibeizheiyanghuomai，zhenshihuojiujian。
tahuitoukanxiangsunnv，faxianxiaomeinvzhengdaidaidikanzheta。tashunzhemuguangwangxiakan，yedaile。
“hao。。。haole？！”laotaiyouxienanyizhixin。tadengledengguzhedeneitiaotui，youdanjiaozhanlehuier，faxianyiqiezhengchang，shashiermeiyou。
“zheijiutemedehaole？！！！”zheishixianzaixiaomeinvhetanainainaoziliweiyidexiangfa。
“jiuzheimexiagaojiuhaole？！！！zheibukexue！！！！ruguozheiyangjiunenghao，haiyaoshagangdingshigaoshoushudao？”
keshishijiuzheiyangbaizaiyanqian。laotaibuxinxie，youdanjiaotiaoletiaoganshoulexia，feidantuimeishashi，shentihaitebieqingsong，haoxiangyixiazinianqinglejishisui。
tamenliangniuguotou，xiangkanguiyiyangkanzhewangdan。
“nishishenxianhaishiyaoguai？”xiaomeinvlenglengdiwendao。
“woshiniwangdaye！”wangdanangqitou，yiliandeyundanfengqing。jiuzhei？jibencaozuobale。
haishilaotailvxianhuiguoleshen，bijinghuolejinbaisui，pengdaofeiyisuosideshiqingzheidiankongzhilihaishiyoude。
zhijiantaduizhewangdanjiushishenshenyili，muguangshensuidikanzhewangdandao，“duoxiewangdashidajiuwozheigelaotaipo，meiyouni，wozheitiaomingsuanshidaotoule。congciyihou，womenjiaqianningerenqing！”
“qie，nishigaixiewo！”wangdanditoukanzhetadao，“ninianjineimeda，hunshenqiguandoushibing，bangnizhituidetongshiyeshundaizhebangnibaqitabingdouzhile，shagaoxueya、tangniaobing、zhongkuaijiliu，zheimeduofuwucaishouni2wankuai，nijiushuozhibuzhi？yaobushiyangyuneixiaoziduoshijieshaodenimen，jiuchongnizheisuishu，wocailandeguan。”
“zheibukexue！”xiaomeinvhaizaibianshangnanyizhixin。
“di——”laotaitaochushouji，saoledianlideerweima。
“ding——zhifubaodaozhang20wanyuan！”
“zheishilaotaipodeyidianxinyi，qingninxiaona。”
wangdantingdaoshoukuantishi，yelenglexia，taochushoujiyikan，dunshimeikaiyanxiao。
“hehe，haoshuohaoshuo，changlaichangwang~~”
tashunshoucongjiazishangnaxiageshouchuan，saidaolaotaishouli，“zengpin，hehe~”
laotaikanzheyouguangcengliangdeshouchuan，youpieleyanjiazishang“yikaiguang”depaizihe28000yuandebiaojia，zhijiebashouchuandaizaileshoushang。
“xielewangdashi！neiwojiuxiangaocile。”shuowanyoushiyili，ranhouzhuaizhehaizaifalengdexiaomeinvzouchuledianmen。
“manzoubusong！”wangdankandaotamenzouchulemenhou，mashangtaochushoujikanleyan20wandedaokuanxinxi，hebulongzui。
“zheixiasuanshibazuowandesunshibuchanghuilaile，haha，jinwanyoukeyiqulangle~~”
meicuo，wangdanzhisuoyiyaokaigoubuli，zhuyaomudejiushiweilezhuanqian，erzhuanqiandezhuyaomude，jiushiweilequlang。
chulewudimeiyourenheyijizhizhangdeta，ruguoxiangyaoshushufufudigouzhe，yezhinengkaonenglikaidianzhuanqianle。
dayinyinyushiyexuyaoqian，bukaidiannandaoyaotakuhahadiqudagong？
dagongshibukenengdagongde,zheibeizibukenengdagongde！zuoshengyiyoubuhuizuo，jiushikaonengligaodianqian，caikeyiweichideleshenghuozheiyangzi。
qishipingwangdandebenshi，zhuanqiandefangshiyouhenduo，danzenmeshuoni，tayibuxihuanzhangshiqiren，erbuxihuandishengxiaqi，sanbuxihuantaigaodiaobaolutaiduo，xianglaixiangqu，fanershixianzaizheiyangdanggeyoudianxiaonenglideshiwaigaorenganjuezuishuang。
qifushoufei2wanyici，yeshitashensishulvdejieguo。
suishuozheigejiageshita15nianqianjiudingxialaide，dangchuzheigejiagezugoutalangyigeyue，yejiushishuomeigeyuezhiyaogongzuoyicijiuxing，dannapashizaidangnian，xiangduiyudongzhejiwandeyiliaofeilaishuo，zheihaizhenxinbugui。
duitalaishuo，jirankailedian，buguanshiyouqianmeiqiande，zhiyaoshiyouyuanren，tadoujizhi，sheirangzijishishiwaigaorendeni？gaorenjiuyaoyougaorenfengfan。
napashiqiongren，zhendeleyaomingdebing，2wanyaoyaoyayenengcoudechu。dangranshebushede、xinbuxin，zheijiukangerendele。buxin、bushedejieshiwuyuan，shengsiyouming。
huashuohuilai，zheimeduonianyeyinggaiyaozhangzhangjiale，buguoyinweilaiderendaduodoushipengyoujieshaode，yebutaihaoyisizuodiqijia。
qishiduiwangdanlaishuo，zhiliaogeren，yebufeiduodadianshi。rangkehuwakengzimaigejixiaoshi，shabingdouhaole。
buguojintianzheilaotaidaoshitixingleta，haiyoudashangzheiyishuo。
yedui，xianzaimiaolibudoushizheiyanggaoma？menpiaoxianshouyibi，gongdefeizaikanzheji。
youqiandeqifuhoujuangedajibaiwangongdededouyou，meiqiandejuangejishiyekeyi，dajialianglierwei。
xiangdaozheier，tadakaidiannao，papapadalejigedazi，ranhoudayinchulaifangzaileshoukuanmabianshang。
zhijianzhishangxiezhe：“qifu2wan，jujuehaijia，huanyingdashang！”