第2章
凌一疯了吗？
jurangandongshoudaniang（furen）！
“lingyi！”jiangrenlaoshanglaidenanzikandaolingyidongshoudaren，benjiubusuanhaokandeshenqinggengjianankan，zhijieyijiaochuaileguoqu：“lianniangdouganda，nitaifangsile！”
lingyigangcaizhuyilidouzaifurenshenshang，lengbufangbeichuai，yanzhonglengyigengshen。
“ni，ni......”beichanfuzhudefurencongbeidadezhenjingzhonghuiguoshenlai，kanzhelingyi，qidezhenggerendouzaifadou。
zhishihaimeidengtashuoxieshenme，lingyituranzhuanshen，chaozhechuairendenanzipuleguoqu。
nanzimeixiangdaolingyiyouhuihezijidongshou，taishouzhijian，linglifudong，bianchaozhelingyidaqu，zhishilingyiwanquanwushileneilingli，zhuazhunanzi，xigaiwangnanzifubuyongliyiding，nanzilianseshunjianbiandecanbai，meidengnanzifanyingguolai，lingyiyazheren，touchaodimianyingshengshengzhuangxia。
“peng”deyishengxiangqi，nanzietouxianxuesijian。
“a！”shaonvkandaozheiyimu，canjiaochusheng：“erge！”
furenyefachuleqilidejiaosheng：“zeer！”
lingyihuangruoweiwen，zhuazhenanzidetouzaicichaozhedishangzhuangqu。
yankanzheyaozaicihedimianpengzhuang，linchengzezhongyuhuiguoshenlai，lianmangyonglinglihuti。
“peng”youyicihedimianpengzhuang，jibianyoulinglihuti，linchengzeyejuedetouyundelihai。
lingyidongzuoweiting，zhuazherenyaozhuangdisancishi，linchengzejuliefankangqilai，zhishiyuefankang，linchengzeyuejuedekongbu。
凌一力气大的可怕！
mingmingmeiyouxiuwei，quejiangshenweierjilingshidetayazhidesiside！
怎么会这样？
yanjianzheyaohedimiandisancijiechushi，yidaonuhexiangqi：“zhushou！”
yishengnuhe，xiarenmenzhongyuhuiguoshenlai，fenfenshangqianqulalingyi，danlingyijianglinchengzezhuadesijin，xiarenmenyuela，linchengzeyuetong，zuihouhaishilinchengzezijirenbuzhuhantinglexiaren。
lingyizhuazhelinchengze，meisongshou，danyemeizaiwangdishangzhuang，ershikanxianglelengzheyizhanglianzoulaidezhongniannanren。
lairenbushibieren，zhengshilinfulaoyelinchengxiang。
linchengxiangbushiyigerenguolai，zailinchengxiangshenhouhaiyoujiren，qizhongyirenzuozhelunyi，zhengshijiyizhongduiyuanshenduojiaxiurudesanhuangzi。
lingyisongkailinchengze，yishuangmouzizhigougoukanzhelinchengxiang。
lingyideyanjingshixingyan，pianyuan，yanheizhanbiduo，zheiyangpianyuanyouheiliangdeyanjiuxiangheizhenzhuchuncuiganjingqingche，zheiyangdeyankanrenshizidailingdongkeai，danlingyiquebingfeiruci。
ruguoshuoheizhenzhuyouguang，neilingyideyanjiushichuncuidehei，xianghaowuguangliangdeshenyuan，beineiyangyishuangyanzhushi，fangfoxiayikejiuhuibeiheianqinshi，rangrendalinghunzhanlikongju。
linchengxiangbeineishuangyankandexinzhongyijing，qishixiayishiruolejifen，danzaikandaokukutitidenverhefuren，liansecangbaidexiaoerzihemanlianxuedeererzihou，ruoxiaqudeqishiyoujialehuilai，lengzheyizhanglianwendao：“zheishizenmehuishi？”
gangwenwan，haimeirenhuihua，linchengxiangpobujidaiwenzui：“lingyi，wogangcaiqinyankandaoniduixiongzhangdongshou，nishenweimeimei，zenkebujingxiongzhang？”
linchengxianghualuo，fuzhechengxiangfurendeshaonvbiankukutitikaikoule：“die，jiejietabuguangduiergedongshoule，haichadianqiasisidi，bujinruci，jiejiehaiduiniangdongshoule。”
“shenme？”linchengxiangyilianbuganzhixinkanxiangfuren，zaizijiafurenlianshangkandaolebazhangyin，suihouyoukanxianglinchengyu，kandaoleqiahen。
quedingshizhendehou，linchengxiangqinu：“lingyi，sheijiaoniduizijidemuqinxiashou！？”
linchengxiangshiqi，dangenzhelinchengxiangyiqilaidesanhuangziyixingrenzeshijingcha。
tamenshangcijianlingyishisantianqian，neigeshihoulingyihaishiweiweinuonuotaohaorendexingzi，zenmecaisantianbujianjiuganduimuqinhexiongdidongshoule？
zheisantianlimianfashengshenmele？
“shuowanle？”lingyimuguanglengmosaoguozaichangzhiren：“nimenshuowanle，jiugaiwoshuole。”
“你说！”
linchengxianglengshengdao：“wodaoyaokankan，nizenmejiaobianduizijimuqindongshouyishi！”
lingyichelechezuijiao：“jiranyaoshuo，neijiucongtoushuoqi，jiangyiqiedoushuoqingchule。”
linchengxianghaishineijuhua：“nishuo，meirenlanzheni。”
lingyiyandaichaofengdekanlelinchengxiangyiyan，shuoleqilai：“muqin？zhishengmeiyangguoderensuannamenzimuqin？”
linchengxiangtingdaozheihua，liansebianlebian：“shiwomenbuxiangyangnima？”
“bushinimenbuxiangyang，jiunengfourennimenmeiyangguowozheijianshi？”lingyikanzhelinchengxiang：“yourenhuanlenimendehaizi，nimenshiliuniancaifaxian，nimenshichunhaishifaxianlezhishimeidanghuishi？”
linchengxiangliansebutaihaokan：“nizheihuashishenmeyisi？”
lingyishouzhilezhiziji，youzhilezhifuzhechengxiangfurendelinzhuyu：“zimianyisi，nimenkanwohelinzhuyuzhangdexiangma？”
“zaikanlinzhuyuzhangdexiangnimenfuqima？”
lingyizheimeyishuo，dajiadoukanxianglelinzhuyuhechengxiangfuren。
chuledoushihaokande，liangrenmianrongmeiyoubandianxiangsi。
lingyizheiyishuo，dajiayejuedeqiguai，xiaoshihouhaizimeizhangkai，kanbuchulaizhengchang，dandayixiele，zhiyaoyouxin，jiunengfaxian，zenmewanquanwufafaxian？
chengxiangfurenzhanshengdao：“woshengdehaizi，congxiaojiuzaigenqian，sheihuimeishiquhuaiyizijidehaizibeihuanle？”
“xianzaikanlai，zhenshihuandehao！”chengxiangfurenlishengdao：“nilianzhuyuyigenshouzhidoubibushang，wocaibuxiangyaonizheiyangdenver！”
“buxiangyaowozheiyangdenver，jiangwozhaohuilaiganshenme？”lingyiyijuhua，rangzaichangrendoujinlesheng。
lingyimuguangluozaichengxiangfurenlianshang：“nizhenchun。”
lingyikanzhechengxiangfuren，eliedao：“nishengchanshi，peizaishencedekedoushinideren，nicai，sheinengjiangniderenzhikai，huanzounidehaizi？”
chengxiangfurenliansemengdiyibian：“nishenmeyisi？”
“doushuolezimianyisi，chengxiangfurenmofeilianzimianyisidoutingbudong？”lingyishuozhe，youkanxianglelinchengxiang：“doushuochengxiangzhenaifuren，bucengnaqie，fuzhonghaizidoushichengxiangfurensuosheng，jiranhaizidoushichengxiangfurensuosheng，jiangwohuanzoudezheigehaizishisheishengde？”
linchengxianglengzheyizhangliandao：“zheishiyijingchaming，shifurenshenbianyimingmamasuozuo。”
“chengxiangfurendemama？”lingyixiangshibudong，wendejiweirenzhen：“tashichengxiangfurendaiguolaidepeijiamama，shifurenniangjiadepuren，weishenmeyaozuoduifurenbuhaodeshi？”