“wodoubuganxiangtadanshoudouniaodeyouduoshuai！”
suishouzainanzhubodepinglunquliuyanleyiju。
sheizhidaojingranbeijingquandalaoqiannanyouhuifuwo，
“luyiyi，nizheibushitingganxiangdema？”
妈呀！被抓包了！
benxiangzhuangside，danmeixiangdaotajingranchenglewodedingtoushangsi。
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zuijindashujuyebuzhidaozenmehuishi，zongshijiwotuiyixiegezhonggeyangdenanzhubo。
nianxiadidi，shuangkaimenkuanjianzhaiyao，chongfengyinangao，bankuangyanjingchengshunan。
嘶哈嘶哈！
shibushidashujuyezhidaowojinnianchuxibufangjia，suoyixiangyongzheizhongfangshilaianweiwode。
我爱了！
suishouzaiyigewodelixiangxingshencaideshipinxialiuxiayijupinglun。
【wodoubuganxiangtadanshoudouniaodeyouduoshuai！】
sheizhidao，jingranbeiqiannanyoukanjianle。
【luyiyi，nizheibushitingganxiangdema？】
我痛失网名！
henkuai，zhongduowangyoujiufaxianle，jiwoliuyandejingranshijingquandalaochengjinnian，chengjiajichengzi，wushumingyuandemengzhongqingren。
henkuai，wojiushangleresou。
【luyiyi，henbaoqianyizheizhongxingshirenshini。】
【chengjinnianyisilianqingpuguang。】
【luyiyishichengjinnianqiannvyou。】
wolimajiangzijidezhanghaozhuxiao，jiazhuangshenmeshiqingdoumeifashengguoyiyang。
“一依？一依？”
“aiai，lijiezenmele？”
“nizenmele，conggangcaijiujiannihuanghuangzhangzhangde。”
wozhanqishenlai，liaoleliaoerbiandesuifa，jieshidao，“mei，meishenmeshi，zenmelemalijie？”
“e，zheigezhouliujiageban，gongsiyaohuangezongcaile，nibangmangdaitalejieyixiagongsihuanjing。”
“huanzongcai？”woyoudianqiguai，haoturandexiaoxi，“neitazenmezhouliulai？buyinggaizaishangbanrilaima？”
“sheizhidao，kenengxiangtiqianshuxiyixiahuanjing，zhouyihaozhijieshangrenba。”
wodianlediantou，youdaoli，“xing，wodaoshihouzaigongsimenkoudengzhe。”
“辛苦了。”
“meishilijie，duileyouxinzongcaideziliaoma，woyongbuyongtiqianshuxiyixiaa？”
“zheigeshuolaiyeqiguai，shangtoumeishuoxinzongcaiderenhexinxi，erqiezhidingyaorangnilaijiedai，kenengyinweinizhangdebijiaopiaoliang，nengdaibiaogongsidemenmianba！”
“nayounayoualijie，”wobeitashuodexinhuanufangde，jiazhuangxiusedituituolejiju。
“xingle，zuohaoleyoujiangjin，jiayou。”
helijiefenbiehou，wohuidaogongweishang，dakaishouji，kanzhewodemingzizaigegepingtaishangdengbang，woyouxielengshen。
chengjinnian，haojiumeitingdaotademingzile。
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wobenyiweitazaojiubawowangle，bijingdangnianfenshoushiwotilaide，tayinggaihenshengqiba。
xiangchengjinnianneiyangdefujiazidi，yinggaiyeshidiyicibeinvrenshuaileba。
meixiangdao，shigeliangnian，tahaihuijiwoliuyan，erqieshiyizheimeshesidefangshi。
haozaiwozaipingtaishangmeishenmegongtonghaoyou，suiranshenbianyoujigerenwenwo，danwodouyitongmingtongxingdeliyoutangsaiguoqule。
bijingsheihuixiangdao，jingquandalaodeqiannvyou，xianzaizhishigegongsidexiaozhiyuan，meitianguozhechaojiuwanliudegongzuo，shenzhijinnianchuxidoubunengfangjia！
……
“wei，jie，nidekuaidiyoufawojialaile。”
“eee，wowangjigaidizhile！”
wozhengpengzhekuaidi，wangjiazouqu。
“nimaideshaa，yidahe。”
“zheibushikuaiwanshengjielema，yonglaicosde，zheiciwodasuanbanyangenanren。”
“xingbaxingba，zhenghaowoyaojiageban，zhongwujieshulezhihoujinisongguoqu。”
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diertianyizao，shoudaotongzhi，xinzongcaihuizaishidiandaodagongsimenkou。
yushijijidewo，jiudianbanjiukaichedaolegongsi。
jintiantianqibucuo，wodakaichechuang，dingzhetiankong。
“weilijie，woyijingdaogongsimenkoule，zenmele？”
zhengzaiwofadaideshihou，lijiejiwodadianhuale。
“yiyia，xiaodaoxiaoxi，xinlaidezongcaishichengjinnian。”
什么！！！
“nishuoqiaobuqiao，nihezuotianwangshangshuodeneigechengjinniandeqiannvyouyigemingziai。”
“hehehe，neizhenshiqiaoa。”wojiangyingdichelechezuijiao，“lijie，yaobuhuangerenba，wohetaqiannvyouyigemingzi，wanyitashengqilezenmebana！”
“aiya，fangxinhaole，nimeikanzuotianresouma，chengzongyikanjiushiduitaqiannvyouhaiyouyisi，kendingbuhuishengqide。”
“呵呵。”
这一点都不好笑！
“xingle，wobudaraonile，woerzichaozheyaoqugongyuanwan。”
“喂！丽姐？”
zheidoushishenmegoushiyuna！
zuotianshangwangchonglangbeiqiannanyouzhuabao，jintianqiannanyouchenglewodedingtoushangsi。
chengjinnianweishenmehuilaiyanchenga？
buguanle，xianzaiderenwujiushizenmecainengrangtarenbuchuwolai。