第六章 出事

第六章出事

womenerrenmeiyourenbajiangchengdehuafangzaixinshang。

jiangchengziconghechenyudaleneimeyijiahou,daoyeshixiaotinglexuduo。

zhoutianyemeichuxianzaiwoliangmianqian,taqueshishigehennulideguniang,kaotaziji,tadeqianchengyebuhuichadaoneiliqu。

xueyuanlidefengyanfengyuyesuizheshijianmanmandanqu。

wohechenyu,weishiguoleyiduanfengpinglangjingderizi。

meiriliniannianhuhuwanyougezifenkaiquzuogezideshi。

raner,neiyitian,wozhengzaisushehemengqingqingshuazheshixialiuxingdaju,woyibianqiazheshupian,yibiandianpingdao:“nanzhuyanzhidoubucuo,daiyanjingdezheigewozuiai,dianshileixingbupingjia,juqingheyanzhikexinshangxinshang。”

mengqingqingmanlianhaoqi,couguolaihouyuqiyeyouxietao:“neichenyuyujuzhongjiaoshousheigengmeia?”

吾与徐公熟美啊?

junmeia,ziranshijunmei。​

ruxugongzhiren,wanruotianshangcaiyunyipianpiankai。

​danjun,caidandangdeqiduyiwuera。

wojiaozheshupian,kabengkabengdejiao。ranhoudaixiaodekanleguoqu:“ziranshiwojiachenyumeia。meirenzaiwoxin,tarennanruyana。”

woqiaojianmengqingqingdemouseyizhi,buguozhuanshunbianxiaoshibujian。

tayegegexiaochusheng,zuihoutandao:“anran,nixianzaihexihuanjiangchengdeshihouyidiandoubuyiyang。”

“nalibuyiyang?”wocouguoqu,guyijitazuilisailegeshupian。

tachiwan,mianshangzuochensizhuang,xujiu,taxiaokaile:“shuobuchulainalibuyiyang,danxianzaideanranwohenxihuan。”

tahuermianshangduilexiao,dashengdao:“guanran,woyaonihechenyutiantianmeimei,yishengbu…”

砰!

tahaimeishuowan,sushezhangjiangjinshengzhijierengxialaiyituanzhizadaoletadetoushang,yangzhuangnuqi:“mengqingqing,shanggeyueyinweitanchiluanyongdianqiwomenyijingbeikoufenle,zheiciniyaoyinweidashengxuanhua,songwomensushechudaoma?”

tashuowan,zigexianxiaoleqilai:“hahahahahaha,yinggaishisonganranhechenyuchudao。hahaha。buguotaliangzaichuyicidao,quedingbuhuizailaijiaoyicijiazhangma?”

wocumei,yejiazhuangnaoxiuchengnu:“jiangjinsheng,jiaolejiazhangwojiuwojiu,wuwuwu,wojiubulaishangkele,zaiyebulinile,zaiyebuchanzheniyiqiquwanhaowandele。”

susheyigongsigeren,jiangjinshengaiwan,mengqingqingaichi,woainao,linjiaaijing。

linjia,younanpengyou,qingmeizhuma,zixiaobiaolexinyide,jinyelizhenghaobuzai。

shiyi,womencaidabanyedefashenjing。

hahaha,bijing,tongzaiyigewuyanxia,gerenxiguanbutong,xihaobutong,yaohuxiangbaobaorongrong,cainenghehemeimeia。

这样的时光真好啊。

qingchunzhengdangshi,wohetamenhaidouhennianshao。womenkeyisiwujidandedakudaxiaodanao。

shenzhi,jinrishengleqimingriliyouhehao。

jiangjinshengtingwan,ganmangxiachuang,peizuidao:“xiaoanran,bieqilebieqile,mingriwojinimaimochadebingjiling,rangnitouxinliang,xintiantian,xianzaijiurangqingqingbahuashuowan。”

womianshangyixi,suijiyexiaochusheng:“hao,chengjiaole。”

mengqingqingkaishishuogangcaidehua,zhishishengyinqinglexuduo:“yishengbufenlia。”

wocongqianzhizhidaoyiyuchengchen,haibuzhidaoshengyinshuodilejiejuyehuixiangfan,shiyi,woxianzailehedehen。

zhidao,naowanyaoshuideshihou,jiangchengdaguolaileyigedianhua。

tayuqihenqing:“anran,xianbieguadianhua,wojinijiangjianshi。”

womimihuhudao:“a?”

tadishengdao:“nixianzaizaina?”

“宿舍啊。”

“nizaisushedengzhewo。”

wozuoqishenlai,kezhizhuxinzhongdepokoudama,zhilengshengdao:“shenme?xianzaidabanyedenifashenmefeng。”

wozhengyaoanshangshoujiguanji,tahuerdao:“bofubomuchushile,anrannibieku,nihaiyouwo。”