第一章 被他现女友扇巴掌

diyizhangbeitaxiannvyoushanbazhang

「啪!」

luomeimeiyonglichouwoerguang。

hentong,wokouqiangneiceruanrouzhuangdaoyachi,kechulexue。

「cut!」daoyanhanting:「zheitiaoguo。」

luomeimeishuo:「buxing!wobiaoqingmeiyoukongzhihao,youdianzhengningbupiaoliangle,zanmenzhongxinlai。」

wonudao:「niyouwanmeiwan?zheitiaoyijingpaile5cile,nidalewo5geerguang,meicidouyinweinibumanyierzhongxinlai。」

yidaoqinglengdeshengyincongmuhouxiangqi:「lumanqi,nisuanshenmedongxi?nimeiyouzigewunita。」

是沈映珩。

tadesangyinwotinglejiushi,bizheyandounengrenchushita。

ciketazhanzaidaguangbanwai,zhangshenyuli,jinguierjunya。

「darling!nilaikanwola!」luomeimeilikepuguoqu,qinqinrerelouzhutagebo。

daoyanhebianjudouwanyaopeizhexiao:「shenxiansheng,ninbaimangzhizhongguolaitanban,zhenshixinku。」

shenyinghengdanshoulouzhulumanqi,lenglidefengyansaoguowo,minglingdaoyan:「xiaozhang,meimeixiangzenmeyanjiuzenmeyan,bieshuozhongpai5tiao,tajiusuanxiangzhongpai50tiao,niyebixumanzuta。」

tashizifangdalao,daoyanbugandezui,dishenganweiwo:「manqi,zhinengweiqunile。」

我忍气吐声。

sheirangwohaowubeijingni,jiaoxinglurenyuanbucuo,zaizheibusjiguouju《mianyujue》zhongqiudaoedunvsidejiaose。

jintianzheichangxi,paideshiluomeimeibanyandeshanliangxiaobaihuanvzhuzhongyujuexing,henhendalianedunvsi。

「zhangdao,wojuedeguangdabazhanghaibugou。」luomeimeiyangzhetianzhenlingdongdexiaoliansajiao:「yinggaizaihendiancainengbiaoxianchunvzhudejuexing,rangguanzhongkandegengshuang。」

yushizheichangxibeitagaichengjiangwoyijiaochuaidaoshuizhong。

tatiwoshiyongleshichenglidao,wotengdeyaoming,jinbishuangyan,leishuihaishicongyanjingshenchu。

daoyanjiangwodecanzhuangpaichenglezhangjingtou。

handongshijie,luoshuihouruzhuibingku。

yinweixiaofujutong,wozaichishuilishibushangjing,xiayishiputengzhengzha。

gezhehuanbianshuimu,wokandaoanshangzhongrendeshenqing。

daoyanhuangzhang,luomeimeixingzailehuo,shenyinghengchaowokaojinjibu,kaishituoxizhuang。

nandao......taxiangrushuijiuwo?

yishengjuxiang,yijingyoutongshitiaoxiashui,jiangwolaoshangan。

wolangbeiqican,yanjiaoyuguangkandaoshenyinghengjiangtuoxiadexizhuangwaitaopidaoluomeimeijianshang。

哦,原来是怕她冷。

「jie,nitengbuteng?」huazhuangjianli,chiyannabingdaifuzhuwobeishanzhongdelian。

tadexiaoluyanqingchechengming,nengrangrenxiexiasuoyouxinfang。

「gangcaixiexienixiashuijiuwoa。」woxiaodao。

「hei,zheisuansha,zanmencaogenerjiugaibaotuanxiangzhuya。」taxiaochuyikoubaiya。

chiyanyeshimeibeijingdeputongren,tajinniangangbiye,yinweixingxianghao,zaiguoulishiyanshabaitiannanqi。

「ai,yanxizhenleia,haoxianghuijiafangyang。」chiyanduzhezuigankai。

tajiasihuzainongcun,jialiyangleniuyangshengchu。

「jie,dangchuniweishajinyulequanya?」talansandiyangdaozaitangyili,baijingbojingshanghoujieluchumeihaoquxian。

tajiuxiangzijiadekeaididi,meidanggentaxiangchu,wodoujuedehenfangsong。

「yinweiai。」woshuochushihua。

「aisha?biaoyanma?」tawen。

我但笑不语。

bushiyinweireaibiaoyan,shiyinweiaishenyingheng。

cengjingjiushili,woheshenyinghengaiyiqingshen。

nianshaoshixiangyu,daxueshixiangai。

tajialihenyouqian,erwojiajingputong。

womendelianqingzaodaotafuqindeqiangliefandui。

shenyinghengpannidijianchiyuwochenghun,jujuetafuqinqianxiandeshangyelianyin。

jieguotafuqinzhijiefuchisishengzishenjuanshangwei。

shenyinghengxianrujiazudouzhengzhong。

taderuanleishiwo,shenjuanlvcinawoweixieta。

shenjuanshifengzi,heibaitongchi,guwangmingtubangjiawo,kaichezhuangwo,jiwoxiadu......

shenyinghengyiciciweilewogesheliyi,zuihouyinweijiuwoersi。

wozhonghuoleyishiyouyishi,shitugandiaoshenjuan。

ranershenjuanlianheleshenyinghengdeshangyeduishouqiyanchi,buduandajishenyingheng。

qiyanchibishenjuangengkepa,jiqicongmingqiangda。

wocongmeijianguotabenren,tayizhiduozaianchuxiezhushenjuan,maozhuahaozibanxinongwo,rangshenyinghengyiciciciweiwoersi。

weileconggenbenshangjiejuewenti,wozhinengzhuangshiduanwan,fangqiheshenyinghengdeganqing。

wobuzaishitadeairen,yejiubuzaishitadeleizhui、taderuanlei,shenjuanbukenengzainawoweixieshenyingheng。

hechiyanyiqizouchupianchanghou,wozhuyidaotingzaiyinbichudemaibahe。

wozhuangzuobuzhi,jiakuaijiaobu。

dankuaidaojiashihaishibeicheshangdeshenyinghengduzhu:「xiashuijiunideneigexiaobailianshishei?lumanqi,nilikaiwohoutandejiushizheizhonghuose?」

woqiangrenxinzhongtongchu,guyibujiacise:「tashiwodetongshi,jincieryi,lingwai,woyijinggennifenshousannianle,qingnibuyaozailaijiuchanwo。」

sannianqianwozhongshenghoulikegenshenyinghengtifenshou。

neishiwomenzhengzhirelianqi,takukuzhuiwenwofenshoudeliyou,woshuoyinweiwoaishangbierenle。

tazizunxinneimeqiangderen,zenmenengjieshouwochugui?

yikaishitaduiwobaibanwanliu,xianzaitaduiwohenzhirugu。

wulunwocongshishenmezhiye,tadouhuicanyudaozheigexingyezhong,shituchashouwodegongzuo。

woxiangqilaitameiyishidoucengshuoguohentaoyanrujindeyanyiquan,liuliangdangdao,yanjibaihuai,tashuozijitouzishenmedoubuhuitouziyingshizuopin。

yushiwokaishichangshijinruyulequan。

meixiangdaoshenyinghengweilezhengwo,jingranfangxiashenduantouziyulequan。

cikeshenyinghenglengxiao:「lumanqi,haiyoubinihundegengcandema?dangchunicanjiaxuanxiuchudao,luomeimeihenitongqijieye,taxianzaiyijingnengyannvyi,ernibipaolongtaohaobuleduoshao。」

zhengyinweiluomeimeigenwotongqichudao,jingchangbeinachulaizuobijiao,suoyitaguyizaziyuanpengta,yicilaiexinwo。

xianzailuomeimeishitaxianzaidefeiwennvyou,zaiquanzilihengxingbadao。

xiangdaozheiliwohunshendoutong,xintong,xiaofuyetong。

luomeimeineiyijiaotishanglewo。

shenyinghengjunlianlengli:「hao,lumanqi,zheidoushinizizhaode,nihenidexiaobailiandoujiwodengzhe!」

「buxing!nibunengdongchiyan,tashiwugude。」wopachiyangenzhewozaoyang。

「xintengta?」shenyinghengsisidingzhewodelian。

wofanchunxiangji:「nandaonihaizaihuwo?suoyirongbuxiawoshenbiandeyixing?」

shenyinghengyuefamianchenrushui:「biezizuoduoqing,laozidanchunshikantabushunyan!」