第2章 掀桌子(2522字)

erbomuxintengdibatabaozaihuaili,buleyidekanzhesongzhihua,“saozi,qiangqianghaishihaizia!bujiushiyitiaopeiqianhuodepoqunzima?nizhiyume!”

“nimenruguozaisuibianluanfanwojialidedongxi,wojiuqubaojing!yiqianneixiejialimomingqimiaojiuxiaoshidedongxi,shisheinazouwobuguan,dannimenyihoushoujiaoganjingdian!zheilishiwojia!”

songzhihuafanchangdeweihuzheqinshuyi,batabaozaihuaili。

qinshuyiheerbomutongyangzhenglengdetaitou。

takanzhemamanianqingdelian,tahaoxiang……younaligenyiqianbuyiyangle?

zenmehaimeiyoudengzijikaishi,mamajiuxianfankangle?

juqingbuduiawei!mamamingmingyizhinilaishunshoude,tahaiyaobaohumamani!

“强强,吃肉!”

wanfanshi,wangguifangguyibaroucaiduandaoerboquanjiamianqian,bachaoqingguaxianqidituidaoqinshuyimianqian,shengpaqiangqiangchibubaodebalazherou,quanbuduidaotadewanli,“qiangqiangbiyiqianshoule,deduochibubushenti!”

“tadoukuaipangchengdigangle。”

qinshuyibazhemifan,dishengtucao。

qiangqiangyaojiandefeirouhengchusanceng,zoululiangbudouhuiqichuan,haiyaobu?

wangguifangtingdaotadehua,mengdifanzhebaiyan,yinyangguaiqideshuo,“qiangqiangshizanmenjiadedumiao,kejinguizhe。yaoshizaiyiqian,yatoupianzidoubunengshangzhuochifan,xianzaikezhenshijiniganshanghaoshihoule!hainengnianshu,yaowoshuo,chenzaochuoxuequxuemenjishuhuozhegennimamaqubaitan,zaodianzhuanqianjiqiangqianghua,fanzhengyihoudoushiyaojiarenshenghaizide,nianshuyougepiyong!”

“laodajiade,qianjitiannibushijiyatoupianzimaigexuexiji?”

“tashizheyemeiyong,daihuierzhaochulaijiqiangqiangnahuiqu,qiangqiangzuijinzongchaozheyaowanyouxini。”

wangguifangniezheqiangqiangdeliandan,xintengdeqinleliangkou。

“多吃点,乖宝。”

songzhihuaturanzhanqilai,jiqinshuyidewanlijialejikuairou,youtianledianercai,xiaozheduitashuo,“nazhewandaoneibianquchi。”

qinshuyitinghuadezhanqilaizouleliangbu。

砰——

meidengtazhuanshen,jiutingdaobeihouchuanlaidejuxiang。

songzhihualengxiaozhexianfanfanzhuo,fancaiwankuaishuaisuimandi。

guntangdecaitangjianzaierbomuhenainaideshenshang,tamentongdeaoaojiao,qiangqianglianshanghaiguazhebankeyoumaicai,sixinliefeidiku,langbeihuajiyoukexiao。

“niyaoganshenme!”wangguifangqidexiangyaolunqiguaigundaren,xiabanshenquedongdanbude,zhinengdama。

songzhihuahaozhengyixiadicacashou,taitoukanzhejiren。

“burangwonverchi,nimenjiudoubiechile。”

“nimenchengtianlaijialichihe,yiweiwojiadeqianshidafenggualaide?jialidesuoyoukaizhidoushiwomeitianchuqubaitanzhuanhuilaide,qinxingdewuyeyoumin,zhizhidaohuijiayaoqian,chumenduqian,zhuoyibandengmeiyouyifenshitadaihuilaide。nimenxiangbailianzi,huijiaqubai!congmingtianqi,zheijialimeiyounimendefan。”

songzhihuakanzhewangguifang,“niyaoshixianqiwozhaogudebuhao,neigenzhetamenhuiqu。”

“laoer,nimenyebamajiehuiqujinjinxiaoxin,biezongshizuishangshuo。”

erbomuqidejiejiebaba,zhuaizheqiangqiangdegebojiuyaowangwaizou,zizhilikui,zuilimamalieliedeshuo:“chinimenjialiliangkoufan,haoxiangzhanleduodabianyiside,guaibudezhuanbudaoqian,huogainiyibeiziqiongsuan!”

“等等。”

songzhihuakanzhetamenchuanyifudeyangzi,zouguoqu,taishoubaerbomubozishangdeshajinchediao,youyibazhuaizhetabozishangdezhenzhuxianglian,renyouzhenzhusanluomandi,“zheikedoushiwodedongxi,zenmezaidimeideshenshang?nishihuobuqilema。yaoshirangbierenkanjianshuodimeideshoujiaobuganjing,diulegongzuokebuhao。”

“ni!”erbomuqidelianchenglezhuganse,henhendengleyiyanbanjuhuabuhangshengdeerbo,“nijiwojizhu!”

qinshuyizhanzaiyuandi,kanzhemuqindebeiying。

qianshidemuqinmingmingzongshirennai,renyouerbomuhenainaiqifude,xianzaizenmeyaobanyingqiqilaile?

buguotagengxihuanzheiyangdemuqin!

qinshuyizuijiaoyangqixiaorong,dunzaidishangyikekebazhenzhujianqilai,pengzaishouxindijisongzhihua。

“zou,jinwanmamajinifudaogongke,wanshangpeiniyiqishui。”

songzhihualazhetadeshou,buguhoumiannainaimamalieliedehua,zuandaofangjianli。

“re,nizuixihuandedabaitunaitang。”

youhuangdetaidengxia,songzhihuabianxifasideconghuailitaochuyidainaitang。

qinshuyidengyuanyanjingtaitou,buganxiangxindepengzaishouxinli,qianshidetazainainaidepianxinxia,youxiedixuetangheyingyangbuliang,suoyizongshixihuantoutouzanqianqumainaitang,zainaodaiyundeshihouchiyike。

songzhihuafaxianjici,bianhechitabuxuzaichi,huiduiyachibuhao。

liangrendoushiweiduifanghao,kepianpianzuochulaidexingdongquerangduifangwuhui,shenzhibicixianxi。

“yihoushuyixihuanchishenmejiuchishenme。”

songzhihuarouzhetadefading,zuozaitapangbian,dakaisujiaopidebenzi,kaishijizhezhangben。

qinshuyihaoqidecouguoqu,zhikanleliangyanjiufaxianbuduijing。

lianggebenzi,liangzhongzhangmu。

mamajingranzaizuojiazhang?zijiademaimai,shifangzhesheibuyaneryu。

chajuedaotajingyazhangdadezuiba,songzhihuayemeiyoumanzhe,xiaoyingyingdecongchoutizuixiamiandejiacengliquchulailiangzhangcundan,shangmianwuweishudejinerangqinshuyizhenjingdaotoutouqialezijiliangxia。

万元户!

mamajingranzheimezaojiushiwanyuanhule!

“zheishiwomenlianggedemimi,bunengrangqitarenzhidao,haobuhao?”songzhihuayongxiaomuzhigenqinshuyigoulegou,“guojitian,mamabacaishichangdetanweipanchuqu,daoguaibaoxuexiaofujinkaiyijiadian,zenmeyang?”

qinshuyimangbudiedediantou,tazhengxiangzhezenmequanshuomuqinbantanweini!

qianshizaiguobujiu,neipiancaichangjiuyaochaiqian,jiangcaitanbaibuxiaqu。

erxuexiaofujindejigewurenwenjindekongshangpuqueyinweixinzhengcedeyuanguhuobaoqilai,zujinzhanglewubei,erqieshinianhou,neipianxuequfazhanxunsu,fangdichandejiageyegenzheshuizhangchuangao,jidongloudefangzizhongjinnanqiu,shihenhaodetouzijihui。

qinshuyiwozhemamadeshou,zongganjuezhongshengyihou,shiqingdouhenshunli。

“renni?dousinaerqule!”

“给我煮碗面!”

qinxingdedeshengyinzaiwaimianchuanlai,zuixunxundeshuaizhedongxi。

秦舒怡吓得缩了缩。

songzhihuakandaotademoyang,basuishentingdeerjititadaishang,anweidixiaolexiaojiuqishenxiangwaimianzou。

“我陪你!”

qinshuyilazhemamadeshou,bunengrangtadandumianduizuijiudefuqin,jueduibuneng!

songzhihuayanmoulishanguoyisiyiwai。

munvliangkanzhetuifeitanzaishafalideqinxingde,tahunshensanfazhejiuwei,haiyinyinjiazazheliezhinvshixiangshuideweidao。

qinshuyiyiyanfaxiantabozixiamianleisiwenhendedongxi。

nandaozheishihoudeqinxingdejiuyijinggennvrenchuguile?mamazhidaoma?tashiweilezheigexianglihunma?

qinshuyixinlibodongshi,songzhihuazhuaqiyibeishui,duizheqinxingdemengdipoguoqu。

“你疯了是不是!”

qinxingdemengditiaoqilai,zhuazhesongzhihuadetoufa。

“妈妈!”

qinshuyidanxintaxiangshiqianshineiyangrennaibeida,zhengyaochongguoqubangmang,quekandaosongzhihuaduizheqinxingdedexiashenmengdichuaileliangjiao,chentachitongdaodideshihou,chaoqizhuozishangdedongxixiangtazaguoqu。

songzhihuabuzhinalilaideliqi,zhuanaoderangqinxingdebaotouduocuan,jiudouxingledaban。

“我看你是疯了!”

tingzhetadehua,songzhihuaqichuanyuyudebonongzhelingluandetoufa,yaozhehoucaoya,yanlidoushihenyidimadao,“congjinyihou,niheduobiehuilaisajiufeng!hedaoshuyi,wogennipinming!”

“fengnvren!zheishiwojia,nijiwogunchuqu!”

qinxingdeyaoyaohuanghuangdezhanqilai,calecazuijiaodexue,dengzheqinshuyima,“peiqianhuo!”

kantachaoqibandengyaozaguolai,songzhihuayouhenhenjiletayijiao,baozheqinshuyi,erhuabushuodehuidaofangjianli,shoushiliangjianyifuhetadeshubao,daizheqinshuyilikailejia。