“ganxiehuaqianyuexiadagedepaoche！”
linzeduizhejingtoubaolegequan。
“jiexialai，wojiuyaojincunle！”
“haoduonianmeihuilaile，ganjuehaitingjinzhangde！”
“buzhidaocunliderenhairenburenshiwo！”
linzetuozhexinglixiangjixuxiangqianzou。
【zhubozheishiduoshaonianmeihuilaile，doujinxiangqingqiele，haha！】
【lijie，shiwodehuayehuijinzhangde，shuoqilaiwoyehaoduonianmeihuilaojiale，buzhidaoneilibianhuadabuda！】
【woyeshinongcunchulaide，yiqianzongjuedejiaxiangyouqiongyouluohou，yixinxiangzhewangdachengshipao，zhengdaqianchurentoudi，danzuihoufaxian，lixianghenfengmanxianshihengugan，zhengdewonangqian，jiaolefangzushuidianyemeishengduoshaole，ai，shuoduoledoushiyibashangxinlei！】
【社畜+1】
“kanlaizhibojianyoubushaoxiangwoyiyangdelaotie！”
“woshigaokaozhihoujiuhefumubanquchengshishenghuole，daoxianzaiyijingqinianmeihuilaojiale。’
“xianzaicizhile，shenghuodejiaobufangmanle，xiangzhehuilaojiakankan。”
“dajiayaoshixiangnianzijidejiaxiangle，jiuhuiqukankanba！”
linzebianzoubianhewangyoumenhudong。
zouzhezouzhe，qianfangdecaocongliturantiaochuyidaokeaideshenying，xiyinlelinzedezhuyi。
linzeweiweiyixiao，“dajiakan，woyujianleshenme！”
tabajingtouduizhunleqianfangdecaocong。
huamianzhongchuxianleyizhikeaidezongsexiaotuzi，zhengkenshizhenenlvdeyezi，luchuliangkezhangzhangdemenya，ouerfachu“gezhigezhi”deshengyin，
anhongsedexiaoyanjingwanruliangkehongbaoshi，bushizhuandongchakanzhouweideqingkuang，xiaoerduoshuqilai，buzhuazhouweidedongjing，hunshendoutouluzhejiminyujingjue。
【wa，shixiaotuzi，haokeaidexiaotuzia！】
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【tutuzheimekeai，zenmekeyichitutu，huairen！】
【dui，baloushangdechachuqu！】
【zheikanzhe，zenmehewoyangdetuzibuyiyanga？】
“bucuo，zheiqueshihexunchangdetuzibuyiyang，yinweizheishidiannandiquteyoudediannantu。”
“nimenkantadetixingyaobichangjiandetuzixiao，erduoyebijiaoxiao，houtuiyemeiyouchangjiantuzineimezhang！”
kandaowangyoudeyihuo，linzejieshidao。
tadianzhejiao，manmanxiangdiannantukaojin。
【woganggangyechaleyixia，zheiqueshishidiannantu，danshizhubobuyaokaotaijinle，yinweidiannantushengxingdanxiaojimin，nikaotaijinhuibatahepaode，jiuzaiyuanyuandikanzhetajiuhaole！】
kandaowangyoudedanmu，linzexiaolexiao，tajiushixiangkankanzijiyongyoudexunshoushiqinheli，huibuhuibadiannantuhepao。
“dajiabuyaodanxin，benrenqinhelishizu，duitamenyeyouyidianlejie，buhuihepaotade！”
linzezhaolegejiekou，ranhoujixukaojindiannantu。
【xixi，haoziliandexiaogege，zhangdehaitingshuai！】
【faxianmimeiyimei，**jieyikanjiushigelianainao！】
【zuodengzhibopapadalian！】
linzemeiyoulihuiwangyoudediaokan，bazhuyilidoufangzailediannantushenshang，xiaoxinyiyidikaojinta。
turanjian，diannantuzhuyidaolekaojindelinze，tatingxialekenshiyezidedongzuo，taiqitoudengdayanjingkanxianglinze，erduoshudegengzhile，gongshenxuli，suishizhunbeitiaozou，yifujingtijiebeideyangzi。
zhengdangsuoyourenyiweilinzeyaobatahepaoshi，yiguwennuanrouhedenengliangconglinzetineisanfachulai，longzhaodaodiannantushenshang。
diannantudeyanshenshunjianbianderouheqilai，jinbengdeshentiyerouruanlexialai，shuqideerduomanmandalazainaodaishang，ranhoubuzailihuilinze，jixuditouxiangshoutademeiwei。
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wangyoumenbeiyanqiandeyimujingyadaole。
【gangcaishifashengleshenme，zenmeganjuediannantuyixiazijiucongjingjiezhuangtai，fangsonglexialai！】
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【neitahaihuiyingqilaima？】
【kao，yibuliushenjiushanglegaosu！】
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wangyoumendoujinzhangdikanzhelinzededongzuo，cishizhibojiandedanmudoutingzhilegundong。
lingrenjingyadeshi，linzeshunlidemodaolediannantu，duifangbingmeiyouduokai。
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kanlaixitongjianglidexunshoushijinengzhendeguanyong！
“dajiakan，woshuodemeicuoba，tabuhuipaichiwode！”
linzechongzhejingtouluchuleshenglizhedexiaorong。
【666，qingshouxiawodexigai！】
【yiqianzhitingguorenyuan，nandaozhubohaiyoutuziyuan！】
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“小家伙保重了！”
linzeyoumolediannantuliangxia，ranhoubianqishenlikaile。
dantagangzouliangbu，jiuganjuehoumianyoudongxizhuangzaitadejiaohougenshang。
linzehuitouyikan，shidiannantugenleshanglai。
tafuxiashenlai，duizhexiaojiahuoxiaowendao；“niweishenmegenzhewoya，shiyaogenzhewoyiqihuijiama？”
“吱吱”
滇南兔叫了几声。
linzepangfotingdongletadehua，youyuleyixia，ranhoumolemota，xiaodao：“haoba，neiwojiudainiyiqihuiqu！”
linzexinzhonggantan：“zheixitongjianglidexunshoujinengzhenshilihai，diyicijianmian，jiunengrangdiannantugenzhetahuijia！”
linzebatabaoleqilai，fangzaihuaili，jixuxiangqianzou。
wangyoumenkandaodiannantuzhudonggenlinzezoule，gandaoshifenjingya。
【wogangcaishikanjianleshenme，zhubojuranzaiganghetuzishuohua，maosihaijiaoliushangle！】
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【lingegejitaqugemingziba！】
“ng，shiyaojitaqugemingzi，danshijiaoshenmehaoni？”
linzekanzhehuailidediannantufanlenan。
yifansisuoxia，linzebuhaoyisidinaolenaotou，shanxiaodao：“jirantashizongsede，burujiujiaotazongzongba！”
【haha，zhuboshigequmingfei。】
【zhuboyidingshiweilebikai‘xiaozong’，suoyiqudezongzong，budebushuoyoudianxiaocongming！】
【kanpobushuopo，xu！】
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linzejizijiqumingfeideshishizhaolegewanmeidejiekou。
“nijiujiaozongzongle，zenmeyang？”
linzekanxianghuaizhongdediannantu，xunwendao。
“吱吱”
huaizhongdediannantufangfotingdongletadeyisi，jiaohuanleliangsheng，hongbaoshibandeyanjingzhaleliangxia，youdianxingfen。
“kanba，tahaitingxihuanzheigemingzide！”