第6章 小调情

queerqianzhemacongshuhouzouchulai。“xiaojie,gaihuiqule,laoyedechezouhenyuanle,yijingkanbudaole。”

“shima……”yunjinxininandao,yanshenkanqilaiyouxieandan。

nalanshuoqianzhemadadadezouguolai,genqueershuodao:“nixianhuiquba,benwanggennijiaxiaojieyoushishangliang。”

“shi。”queermiaoleyiyanwangye,youkankanzijiaxiaojie,kanlaizijiaxiaojiehewangyezhenyoushiqingyaofashengle!

yunjinxihuishoudengleyiyannalanshuo,shuangshouchayaoyifujuezhandaodideyuqi,“nidaodixiangzenmeyang?shuo!”

nalanshuoyijing,haoqidedingzheta,kanlaitashiwanquanbujutawangyedeweifenga。

“kekeke,benwangmeishuoshenmea。wozhishixiangzaitixingniyixia,kaolvkaolvwodejianyi!”

nalanshuoqianzhemawangqianzouleliangbu,yunjinxigenzaitashenhou,jiaozhuleta,“ai,wokaolvhaole,wotongyi。”

tazheimekuaijiukaolvhaole,zheixianranshitameiyouxiangdaode。

yunjinxijiezheshuodao:“woxianghaole,wangyeshuodequeshizaili,woyebunengbujiuwodie,zaishuole,neimeduonvzixiangjiajinzhengyangwangfu,wangyequexuanzhonglewo,woderongxing!”yunjinxishuowanchongnalanshuoliezuiyixiao。

nalanshuobeitadezhuanbianzhenjingdaole,haimeiyouhuiguoshenlai。

“buguo,wangyeyeyaodayingwosangetiaojian。”yunjinxijiezheshuodao。

“o?bufangshuolaitingting!”nalanshuoyifuraoyouxingzhideyangzi。

“diyi,wochujingdetongguanwendiewangyeyaobangwononghao,guoxieriziwoyaoqunandaikanwangwodie。”

“zheigemeiwenti,yuanbenyeshiwodayingguonifuqinde。”nalanshuodiantouyingdao,“haiyoushengxiadeliangtiaoni?”

“e……”yunjinxiyishiyusai,qishitazhishixiangrangnalanshuobangtagaodingtongguanwendie,danshitayoujuedezhitiyigetiaojianzijiyoudianchikui。

nalanshuojuedeyanqianyunjinxidemoyangzhenshiyoujifenkeai,tabianxiaoleqilai,jinjiezhewendao:“zenme?haimeixianghao?”

yunjinxizhuangchuyifushengqilingrendeyangzi,“zenme?woliuzheyihouzaitijiubuzuoshulema?”

nalanshuobujinhaoxiao,“dangranzuoshu,benwangyixiangdoushiyiyanjiudingde,nirenheshihoutidouzuoshu。”

yunjinxiduitadehuidahaisuanshimanyi,bianjianggangcaideshenqingshoulianleqilai。

“neijiuzouba,genwohuiwangfu。”

“a?”yunjinxiyihuo。

“nibugenwohuifu,wozenmejinichuwendie。”

“还要我亲自去?”

“nandaohaiyaobenwangqinzijinisongdaoyunfu?”nalanshuokanxiangta。

heng,youbushilongtanhuxue,bujiushigewangyefuma。“hao,qujiuqu,dailu!”

nalanshuosoudeyishengkuashangmaqu,suijizaishenqiantengkaiyiduanjuli,shenchushouqu,“shanglai。”

“niganma?youxiangzhanwobianyi?”

“wangfulizheierwushiyuli,niyaozouzhequma?”

“a?neimeyuana?”yunjinxisiliangzhe。

“bupabeishuaixiamadehuaniyekeyizuowohoubian!”

yunjinxixinxiang,woningyuanshuai,yebuhuirangnibaibaizhanbianyi。tahuishenchaoqueershuoleyisheng,“nixianhuiquba,woququjiuhui!”

huajian,errenshizhixiangkou,soudeyisheng,yunjinxibianfeishangmabei。

nalanshuoxiexieyixiao,“baojinwo!”

“buyong,wozheimezuozhewendehen!”yunjinxizuiyingdao。

“jia!”yishengnahan,maergenlixiandejianyibancengdefeilechuqu。

“a~”yunjinxigenzheqianyanghouhe,xiayishidibaozhuletadeyao,yilushuyinshanshuo,chentufeiyang。

yuanlaibuzhiyouyunche,yunchuan,shidaojinritacaizhidaoyuanlaihaiyouyunma!

nalanshuoyilukuangben,chuanguoshulin,heliu,caodi,xiaozhen,zhijiangtadiantuweizhi!

henkuaierrenbianzhaodaoyijiazhusudexiaodian。

“woyaoyijianshangdengdeyajian!”

“bushiliangjianma?”yunjinxijingyadezhizhebici。

nalanshuowanquanbulicai,“tashiwodetieshenyahuan,zhiyaoyijian!”

“haolei,loushangtianzihaoyajian,laikeguan,qingzheierweishangqu!”

“wang……gongzi?neigenineimeyouqianzaiyaoyijianbuxingma?nikanzheiyangxingbuxing?woxianjienidianqian,wohuiquhaini?”yunjinxiyilujinzhuishanglou。

“ng,hao,jiuzheijian。shaohouzhunbeixienimendianzuihaodefancaisongshanglai。”

“shi,keguannimenhaohaoxiuxi!”

yunjinxidesaibangziguchenglianggedabao,xinlipansuanzhe,zheijiuyigechuangwanshangkezenmeshuia?

xiyangxixie,yuemingxingxi。

yunjinxishuangshouzhuzaizhuoshangsisidingzhedubachuangpudenalanshuo,“nishinanrenma?nandaobuyinggairangzhediannvhaizima?”

“ai,nigaoqingchuzhuangkuang,zheigefangjianshiwotaodeqian,dangranyinggaiwoshuichuang,zaishuole,wopagangcaibushishuolema,benwangbujieyigennitongshui!”

yunjinxibikongchaotian,buxiedejiangtouwaiquyibian,“heng,nixiuxiang!”

“neinijiupazaizhuozishangshuiba!”shuowan,nalanshuobianyonglandefanguoshenpingtangzaichuangshang,“aiya,zheichuangzhenshufua,suiranbibushangwangfulide,danshizaizheiqiongxiangpirangdexiaozhenshangyesuantingshechile!”

yunjinxizaoshangjiumeichidongxi,erqiedianboyiludaoxianzaizaoyikundunbuyi,“fanzhengniyebutuoyifushui,neinibachuangshangneitaobeizijiwokeyima?zhishaowonengdagedipu!”

nalanshuohudeqishen,gouqizuijiaoxiexieyixiao,“sheishuowobutuoyifu。”shuobatabianjiangjindaijiekai,yicengjiezheyiceng,zhidaoluchuyidakuaixiongji,tatoutoupieleyiyanyunjinxi,zheigenvrenjingranhaizaidingzheziji。

“zenme?nizhendeyaokanbenwangkuanyijiedai?”

“pashenme,zaiwomenxiandaishijie,neiyikudoukeyiyonglaiwaichuan,nigantuowoyoushenmebugankan?”

“nimendeshijie?neiwomaomeidewenyiju,zainimenneigewuyanzhangqideshijieli,nihaishibushichuzizhishen?”

“hehehe,nijuedeni?”yunjinximeiyouhaoqidifanwenta,suihouyouturanzhiwendao:“shenmejiaowuyanzhangqideshijieli?womenneishikaifangbaorong,buxiangni……suanlesuanle,henishuobuqingchude。”tabailebaishou,zijiweishenmeyaoheyigezhangzaifengjianlizhizhixiadegudairentaolunkaifangbaorongni,zuojianzifu!

nalanshuolveyoubuyuedeyaoyaotou,suijiheshangleyifu。

“nicaiduile,wobushi,neihaiyongbuyongwosihounishuijueawangye?”yunjinxidezhongyinluozai“wangye”zheilianggezishang。

“buyong!jiranniyibushichuzizhishen,neimebenwangkeyaohaohaogennisuansuanzhiqiandezhangle!”

“zheigenwoshibushichuzizhishenyoushenmeguanxi?”

“heng,benwangconglaibuyongbierenyongguodenvren。”

“aiya,neizheimeshuowoshigaiqingxingle。”

“ni!heng,dayanbucan!xianbushuonihuihuaiwojinwugongyuandeshi,jiushuoniguyitouxibenwangdeshijiugounizhuyibeizilaofangle!”

“haha,nibukenengrangwoquzhulaofangde,jirannimeiyoudangshijiujiangzuiyuwo,neimekendingshiwoduinihaiyouyongchu。”yunjinxixianshixiaoleliangsheng,suihoubianrenzhenfenxileqilai。

“suannicaiduileyibanba!”

“那另一半呢?”

“anshi!yejiushinidehoumu,tadefuqinshichaozhongzuochengxiang,zuijinyourenshangcanyaodanheta,weilegonggutadequanwei,tayouyijiangzijidewaisunnvxupeijibenwang!”

yunjinxiyileng,dunshikunyiquanxiao,“jinyun?jiranshita,niweihehaifeiyaogenwoduchuyishi?nandaoxiangwoyunjiajiemeidousihouni?”jianzhishigebiantai!

“anjinyun,moyangkanqilaidaoshijunqiaokeai,danbuhebenwangdeweikou,wojuedehaishinigengheshi!”

“ai,woyedaoshixianga,keshiyiwoxianzaideshenfennalinengpeideshangwangyeni?suoyiya,ninhaishilingmitarenba。”

“nishidiyigeganzheimejujuebenwangderen!”nalanshuomeimaoqingtiao,yuqilibujinmeiyouguaizui,faneryifuraoyouxingqudeyangzi。

“woyeconglaibuyongbierenyongguodenanren,zheiyeshiwodeyuanze!”

“hahaha~hao,benwangjiuxihuannizheigexing,ni,woyaodingle!”nalanshuoshuodaozuihou,yifuxiongyouchengzhu。

“ai,nigangcaibushihaihenyouyuanzema?tianxiameinvneimeduo,niweihepianpianyaogenwoguobuqu?”yunjinxiyouxiewunai,zheigenanrengangcaihaizaigenzijicheshenmeyuanzeshashade,ganqingniutoujiubuzuoshule。

“tianxiameinvneimeduo,weihepianpiannigenbenwangduchuyishi,yuanfendaole,xiangduandounan!haiyou,benwangbeinitouxizhihougenbenwufaxingfangshi,nibujuedeniyinggaiweicishifuzema?”

“nibuxing,neishinideshi。genwoyoushenmeguanxi?”

“sheirangwoshiwangye,shuoyibuer。woxiangqusheijiunengqu。niyueshibufu,benwangyueshixihuan!jiuxiangyaoer······”nalanshuohurandunzhu,wannaodebiaoqinglikezhuanchengleyansu,tamolemoshoushangdezhuzi,zhangyuyikouqianjingdepingtangxiaqu,“benwangkunle,buyaodaraowo!”suiji,youyoudebishangleyan。

“momingqimiao。wulai!heng!”

月色如水,

萧萧风雨歇。

树荫斑驳,

佳人倩影落。

眼前似是故人来,

追忆追忆,

魂归处,

终成苦涩!

yanqianyunjinxiyihanranrushui,nalanshuoqueshiyilianyoushang,taqiaoranqishenjiangyunjinxibaozhichuangshang。“yaoer,jinwugongyuanyicheng。nirangwohechuxunni?”