第1章

“nitingshuolema?qingwangyeyaozhaoqinle!”

“tingshuole,pinlizhiyouerbaiwushiliangyinzi,haishitasangeshouxiacoude!”

“hahaha,xiangbudaozunguixianhedezhanshenwangye,huiluodaozheimebeicandedibu!”

“sheibushuoni?tasangeshouxiameizhele,zheicaisimadanghuomayi,xianglejitachongxizheigebanfa!”

“tingshuowangfulipaodeyigexiarendoumeile,jiuzheierbaiwudepinli,najiagunianghuishangdanga!”

“我!”

“我上当行不行?”

lianggexianliaodedamazhongjian,huranchajinlaiyikezangxixiderentou。

“zhashile!”liangrendoutiaoqilai,“zheibumiaomenkouesideneigexiaoqigaima?”

“woshieyunle,meisi!”

jixiaotianpushanzhewuliuliudedayanjing。

“nimengangshuosheijiazhaoqina?haiyouerbaiwushiliangyinzi?”

“niquchengmenkankan,neilitiezhegaoshini!”

城门告示?

jixiaotiansayazijiuqule。

zaoshangdeshihou,tazheigexiaoqigaidequeshiesile。

xianzaideta,shishixijunyijixiaotianchudianshenwang,chuanyueguolaide!

xinglaihou,jixiaotianbeicuidijieshoulexianshi,yimenxinsixiangzhezenmehuoxiaqu。

keqiao,tajiutingdaolelianggedamadeduihua。

yougejiangsidewangyeyaochongxi,erqiehaiyouerbaiwuliangyinzidepinli。

wangyeyaoshisile,takeyidedaoerbaiwushiliangyinzi,goutachiyiniandele。

wangyeyaoshibusi,tahainenghungewangfeidangdang。

yaozhidaowangyedoushiyoufengdi,youfenglude!

zenmexiang,zheidoushiyizhuangwenzhuanbupeidemaimai!

“chila!”jixiaotianzaichengqiangshangjiexialegaoshi。

danshixiayimiao,tajiubeirenlinzhulepoyifudebolingzi。

“chouqigai,”lijingshuo,“qingwangyedegaoshiniyeganjie?”

“nishiehuayanlema?”gaosongnuhe,“yebuzixikankanjiedesha!”

“xiongdimen,zouta!”gaoqiangkaishiwanxiuzi。

“shouxialiuqing!”jixiaotianbaozhenaodaijiao,“woshijinimenwangyechongxide!”

“ni?”sangejiangjunyiqilengheng,“ninandenvdea?”

“当然女的!”

jixiaotianyibachexiapozhanmao,piluomantouluanzaozaodeheifa。

sangenanrendingjingyikan,jiwotousuiranyouzangyouluan,dandequeshigenvhaier。

erqiehaishitingpiaoliangdeneizhongnvhaier。

“zhenshitapotiexiewumichu!”lijingganmangfangxiajixiaotian,gaoxingdicuoshou。

“delaiquanbufeigongfu!”gaosonghewuqiangyelehuaile,“hahaha!”

“kewomenjiuzhiyouerbaiwushiliangyinzi,”lijingshuo,“guniangnixianshaoma?”

“erbaiwujiuerbaiwu,”jixiaotianbielexiazui,“shengguobeihuohuoesi!”

“zheikebudaihouhuide,”lijingshuo,“womenjiawangyedeqingkuang,nikecengdatingguo?”

“xianzailejieshifouhailaideji?”jixiaotianpushanzhedayanjingwen。

“neinigenwomenqukankan!”

sangenanrenbuyoufenshuo,linzhejixiaotianjiuzou。

“喂,放下她!”

hutonglipaochulaisigehejixiaotianchabuduonianjidexiaoqigai。

“nimenzhuataqunalia?”

jixiaotianzhidaozheishizijidetongban,dagui,eryun,sancaihesimi。

zhiyousimihetayiyang,shigenvsheng。

“xiongdimen,dengwo!”jixiaotianchongtamenjiao,“youhaoshilaile,womenyihouzaiyebuyongaiele!”

buduohui,jixiaotianbeisangenanrenlinjinwangfu,rengzaiyizhangchuangtaqian。

jumoukanqu,chuangtashangtangzhegenanren,bobeixiashenxingqingshoutingba。

zhikanleyiyan,jixiaotianzhuanshenjiupao。

zheinanrenlianshanghanzhegehouhoudetiepimianju。

chuleyishuangmoujingliangyousui,wanruyehaihanxing,tazhenggejiushigesiren。

lijingyibalazhuleta,“nibuyaoerbaiwushiliangyinzile?wohaikeyijinimaishaojichi。”

“keshi.....”jixiaotianzhizhichuangtashangdenanren,“jiuta,wozenmejiaa?”

“qingnilaijiushijiwangyechongxide,”lijingshuo,“womenwangyetanhuanle,yidongbunengdong......”

“nimenxiuyaoguanbenwang!”nanrenmouguangyili,seyadishuo,“benwangjueshiqitianle,zhiqiuyisi!zheiyanggouyancanchuan,youshenmeyisi!”

“wei!”jixiaotianzhuangzhedanzishuo,“shengmingchengkegui,haosiburulaihuozhe,nibunengxiangsia?”

erbaiwushiliangyinzihaimeidaoshouni,tayaosile,qianjisheiyaoqua?

“benwangyixingjiangjiumu,huozhejiushigefeiren!”yeyunqingdichenquehaotingdeshengyinshuo,“haiburuzaosizaotuosheng!”

“qingwanga!”lijingyibalazhuyeyunqingbingliangdedashou。

“ninbunengsia,zheiweiguniangzigaofenyong,qianlaijininchongxi,meizhunchongyichong,ninjiuhaoleni?”

“yumeiwuzhi!”yeyunqingzaimianjuxiakuxiao,“huangshangjiushiyaowoside,tayaoshijiajiwo,budengyujibenwangpeizang!”

“neikebuxing!”jixiaotiandengdaleyanjing,“wohaimeihuogouni!niqianwanbunengsi!”

“zheibushinishuolesuande!”yeyunqingyaozheya,“benwangyijingzheiyangle,huitianwuli!”

“nibiehuixin!”jixiaotianshuo,“meizhunernipengshangwo,jiuhuijuedifengshengni?”

jiupingzijiershiyishijideyixuebenshi,buxinzhibuhaota!

“danshi,”jixiaotianzhuantouwenlijing,“nimenwangyetingshengyintingnianqing,zenmehuibianchengzheiyang?”

“womenwangyebenshidaxuanzhanshen,”gaosongzhoumeishuo,“tabushishengbing,tashibei......”

“bizui!”yeyunqingyaoyaqiechidishuo,“buyaogaosuta,diuren!”

“suanle,”gaosongchuiletou,“wangyeburangshuo,xiaoguniangebu,wangfeiniangniang,nihaishiyihoumanmanlejieba。”

“dui,”wuqiangshuo,“womenyanxiazhuyaorenwushi,rangniheqingwangganjinchengqin,chongxi!”

“danshiwangfeiniangniang,”lijingshuo,“nihaimeigaosuwomen,nifangmingshishenme?”

“dahaojixiaotian,”jixiaotianyebuhanhu,“xiaomingerwufu。”

“wufu?”lijingpaizhedatuijiaoqilai,“jiunila,wufulinmen,haozhaotoua!”