第5章 自取其辱(4291字)

石市大学!

xibeiquzhikeshude211daxue。limianlongshehunza,xibeidiquyoutouyouliandeerdaidouzailimian。

“zhi!”yigejicudechachesheng,zhikandaoyiliangbaomagainianshangmianxialaileyigeqingnian。neiqingnianpifubaijing,shenzitingba,gelvxizhuang。liuzhezhongfentoushuaiqizhiji。

xiguanxingdekanleyiyanzhouwei,qingnianxiangzhejiaoxuelouzoulejinqu。

“kuaikan!neibushi17jizhongwenbandeliyangma?”dunshiredezhouweiyipianhusheng。

“wasai!jintianzongsuanshijiandaole。renruqiming……yangguangshuaiqi!liyangxiaogegewoyaojiajini!”yuanchu,younvshengjianjiaodao。

“lianpizhenhou!liyangxiaogegejintiancaihewozaimenglimianxiangjianle……zenmeniyaojiajita……nibalianni?nigexiaosaotizi!”pangbianlingwaiyigenvshengkaikou。

“doubuyiyangya……”jianjiaodenvshengdangjihuileyikou。

“he!”liyangtingdaozheihua,zeshizuijiaoweiweiqiaoqi。ta,jiuxihuanzheizhongfenwei,gaogaozaishang,beirenzhuipeng。

duiyuzheixie,luminglandekan,tazhixiangganjinqushangke。

“hahazheishishei?zheishiluming?woqu……tingshuozuotianjirenjiadaijingonganjulema……zenmeyouhuilaile?”raner,meidenglumingnazhezaocangangzoujinjiaoshi,yingmianjiuchuanlaiyigecierdeshengyin。

“e?”lumingzhoulezhoumeitou,pieleyiyanduifang。

kanguoqu,zhikandaoyigemiansebaijingdeqingnian,shencaizhongdeng,zhangzheyishuangwangongmei。daizhejinbianyankuangdeyanjing。zuijiaoguazheyimowenhedexiaorong。kanzhelumingkanguoqulai,yanzhongdunshishanguoyimoxixue。

zheiqingnianjiaoyangguang,laobashichangzhang。shenjiashaoshuoyaoyiqianwan。biaomianshangkanqilairenmorenyang,shijishangxiaolizangdao。jingchangjilumingbeidilizhaomafan。shangyiciluminghebanhuadeyibantongxueguanxiyingshengshengbeizheigejiahuojixuanchuanchenglenannvpengyou,jilumingtianlebushaodemafan!

“e……yunihegan?nandaoniyaorenwodangbaba……jinxiaodao,suoyicaizheimeguanxinwoderichang?”lumingweiweiyixiao,tunlezijishouzhongdebaozi。zhijingzouxianglezijidezuowei。

“youhe!piqidale?woshuoxiongdi,niyetaibugouyisile?wozheishiguanxinni。nizenmeniaodoubuniaoya?”yangguangjianzhuang,meiyoufennu,fanerweiweiyixiao。

jiunihaixiongdi?!guanxinwo……shangyicichadianmeiyoubeibanhuazhuiqiuzhejimiele!

“dingdong,gongxisuzhuhuodeyangguangdefennuqingxuzhi500!”

“he!”tingdaoxitongdeshengyin,zaikankanyangguang,lumingxinzhonglefantianle。

zhuangdebucuo,xiaomianhuzaijixuzhuang!

“luming……niyezaiwomenban?woshuoni……zuotianzenmekanniyouyixieyanshu。”cike,yigebinglengdenvsheng。suihouyigeyaotiaoshenyingyingruyanlian。

neinvshengpifu**,youruyangzhiyu。yishuangmeimouwanruoxingchenyibanmingliang。yixibaiselianyiqundedixiajinxianmiaotiao。fangruotianxianziyiban,weiyibuhaodejiushilengzheigelian,youruyikuaiwannianxuanbing,zongshixiangjuerenyuqianlizhiwaiyiban。

chulelengyunhaihuishisheini?

“heihei……zhaowangridasaozheiyangshuo,wohuijiliyanggemianzi。keshijintianbuxing……”yangguanglengxiaoleyisheng,pieleyiyanlumingdao:

“qionggui!shigenanrennijiuzhanchulaiya……laoshiduozainvrenshenhou……laoshiyounvrenbangzhu……nixiuchima?”

“keke……woqueshiqiong!zenme。zheiheniyoushenmeshierma?wodeer,nijiuzheimeguanxinnibaba?”lumingyaoleyaotou,renjunbuzhudexiaodao。

“dingdong!gongxisuzhu,huodeyangguangfennuqingxuzhi500”

“hehehe……feiwu!jiushifeiwu,qionggui。tangruobushilengyun……niyepeizaizheilijiaoxiao?”

“e?!ai……duibuqi,doushiweirenfuwodecuo,shengxialaini,meibanijiaoyuhao。nizenmenengmanidelaofuqinni……haijiaogebutingdema……ai!”lumingyifubeitianminrendeyangzi。redezhouweidetongxuedoushirenbuzhudaxiao。

“gegege……meifaxian,luming,nihaiyouzheimeyoumodeyimu。”napashilengyun,doushirenbuzhuxiaochulesheng。xiangxiangzuotianlumingdebaqi,zaikankancikedediaopi。

这鲁明真可爱呀!

“dingdong!gongxisuzhuhuodeyangguangbaonuqingxuzhi500”

“dingdong,gongxisuzhuhuodelengyunxiyueqingxuzhi500”

“hahaha……woshuoyangguangniyeyouchibiedeshihou。”zhengzaiyangguangjijiangbaofazhiji,yigeyueerdecixingshengyin。

wangguoqu,zhikandaoliyanghuanhuandizoulejinlai。

liyangjinlai,miandaiweixiao。danshi,dangtakandaolumingliangrenlazheshou。dunshilianseyichen。buguohenkuaibianhuifulezhengchang。

“hehehe……luming,shibushinanren?shidehuazouchulai。zaiquanbanrenmianqiandagedu。kaoshi,zhiyaoninenggouchaoguowodefenshu。woxiangnidaoqian。”

“tangruonishule。congjinyihougunchuzhongwenxi。zenmeyangya?”

dunledun,yangguangkanzheluming,xiaomimideshuozhe。neizhongxiaorong,jiuxiangyigelaohulizaiyoupianzijideliewujinruquantaoyiban。

“he!zheigejiahuobalianni?”tingdaozheihua,zhouweidetongxuedunshiyilianbishi。

kaoshi?niyangguangtangtangquanbandisan,zijilaodiejingchangdainiqutingwenxuejiangzuo。hewenxuedashijiaoliu,xuexi。zaibanlimianlianlaoshidouzanbujuekou。erlumingni……meicikaoshibushilengyunbangmangfuxi,neidoushidaoshudecunzai。

nibishenmebuhao?qifurenyebudaizheiyangdeba?

“hehehe……xuexi?kongpabuhaoba……”lumingkanleyiyanyangguang,duiyuyangguangduzilimiandehuaishuishui,tayiqingerchu。

“yangguang……nisihuguofenleba?”tingdaozheihua,lengyunmeitouyizhou。pieleyiyanyangguang。duiyuyangguangdeshuiping,taxinzhiduming。

yangguangquniancanjiaquanguowenxuedasaidiyiming,meicikaoshidoushijinciyuliyang,qiannianlaoer,ouerdisan,zonghechengjiconglaimeiyouluochuqiansan,qianjitiangengshichulaixiaoxicanjiaquanguoyouxiuwenxuedasaidierming。zheiyangdeshili。lumingneishabi?yongyanjingma?

erlumingni?meicikaoshizhiqianweileburangtachengweidaoshudiyi,zijikeshifeijinzhouzherangtafuxi。napashizheiyang,lumingcaizhongdengfenshu。julidisanhaiyouhendayiduanfenshujuli。

zheibushiqifuluming,neishizaiganshenme?

raner,jiuzaizhongrenyiweiluminghuiexinyitongyangguangdeshihou,jiexialai,lumingdeyijuhuachadianmeirangzaichangderenjingdiaoyanzhuzi。

“bu!buyongquanbu,wojiuhenibiyuwenzheiyimen。zheiyimendefenshuwogao,worangnipazaidishang,jiaoshangsanshengyeye,haiyaorangniduiwoshuocuole。tangruowomeinigao……woyezheiyang,ranhoulikaixuexiao……zenmeyang?”lumingbuxubuji,youranzidedeshuozhe。

“niyoubingma?”tingdaozheihua,lengyunrenbuzhuhechi。

“fangxinba!”lumingqueshijileyijifangxindeyanshen。

“hahaha……jiranniyaosi!neiwoyezhinenggongjingburucongmingle。”tingdaozheihua,yangguangneixindaxi。zijishenmedoucha,danshiyuwenqueshizuiqiangde!jirannixiangyaorangwodalian,neiwoyejiumeiyoubanfale!

“hehehe……jiranruci,qilvkanchangbenbei!”luminglengxiaoleyisheng,youlewudifuyanhaihuipa“kaobuguota”?

“hehehe……xiaozi!kuangwangzidahuifuchudaijiade!”

“haiyou,wangdenvrenbushiniyigeqiongguikeyiranzhide,haoziweizhiba!”liyangzouleguolai,yaoqinglengyunquhekafei,zailumingshenpanglengxiaoleyisheng。

“hehe……wangdenvren?”lumingkanleyiyanlengyun,xiaoleyisheng。duiyulengyun,shuoshihua,takenengbugangaopan。danshi,neishizaiyiqian。xianzaideluming,yijingbuzaishiyiqiandeneigelumingle。

danshi,yanqiandehua。haishijiejueyangguangdeduyueba!

“heihei……yangge,yangsaozouhao。”kanzheliyangerrenliqu,yangguangluchuleyimoweixiao,diantouhayaodeshuoleyisheng,suihoukanxiangluming:

“hehehe……gaosuni,yanggebushininenggourede。haiyouyihoulidasaoyuanyidian!buran……”shuodaozuihou,yangguangshuangmuweimi。

“dangrannimingtianyihouzaiyejiubuyongshangxuele。”huaweishuowan,yangguangyoushihuafengyizhuan。

“e!nifangxinhufuwuquanzi。erzineimeyouxiu,diedangrangenglihaile!”lumingshuoleyiju,bianlikaile。landezaifeihua。

“ni……”raner,yangguangtingdaozheiyijuhuaqueshiqideqiqiaoshengyan,miansetieqing。danshi,yixiangmingtiandejieju。dunshineixinyiyue。keyilijie,mashanglixiaoderen,youyuanqiyezhengchang!

shijianyourubaijuguoxi,yizhuanyanjiudaolewanshangle。

wanshang,lumingweileyoushizudebawozhijiequletushuguan。yigerenzhuozishangfanglejishibenshu……zhidaolingchenyidian,caichenchendeshuizailezhuozishang。

zaochen,dongfangfanqileyudubai。lumingcikedaolekaochang。

“hahaha……luming,kannitingyonggongdeya?yanquandouheileya?”yijinmen,yangguangxiaohehedeshuozhe。

“zenme……zuotianwanshangshibushijuedoumeishuihao?buquzheiyang……nijiaowoyishengyeye。zheishierjiusuanle?”yangguangmimiyixiao,huanshileyizhou。guyiqingleqingsangzishuozhe。

“ng?!zheijiahuohaizhendeganlaiya?”butibianba,yitiqi。zhouweidetongxuejiushiluchuleyimochijing。

bijing,yangguangsuiranhentaoyan,danshishilimeideshuo。youqishiwenxueshangdedizaomeideshuo。meiyicidoushiquanxidaxueyuwendiyiming,bingqieneigewenzhanggengshibeilaoshizanbujuekou。

herenjiadadusheifenshugao……neibushizhaozhedalianma?

“hehe……huazhongquchong!heyanggebi……yigeqiongguixuezhaeryi!”dangranyeyourenbuxieyigu。

“hahaha……tingdaoleba?”tingdaozhouweitongxuedekuazan,yangguangcikegengshideyi。

“sunzi!tinghaole。suiranwoshixuezha……danshibingbudaibiaowoshifeiwu!”kanzheyangguangyiziyidundekaikou。

“叮叮……”

buyihuoer,kaoshi**xiangle。

“laoguiju,150fenzhong。dajiahaohaodedajuan。shoujizijijiaoshanglai。chaoxiyijingfaxian。kaichuxueji!tuixue。”bansuizhe**,yiweilaojiaoshouzoulejinlai,zhongqishizudeshuozhe。

“heihei……zuoweiyigesanhaoqingnian……zhidaozheiyangzuohenkechi。danshini……woshilijiushitebiehao!”lumingdunangleyisheng。

“xitong,liangqianqingxuzhiduihuanjinhuaye!”

“dingdong,gongxisuzhuhuodejinhuayeyidi,shengyuqingxuzhi——2000”

“kaiqiyijishenyancangyingtianfujineng——wudifuyan!”

“dingdong!gongxisuzhu,kaiqiwudifuyan!”

jinsuiqihou,xitonghuida。

“嗡……”

xuyuzhijian,lumingzhiganjuezijinaohailimianyizhenwengming。jinsuiqihoutafaxianzijideyanjingbianxiaole。bujinruci,yangenyangyangde。

“woqu!”roulerouyanjing,zhengkai,lumingchayidianbaokoule。

“heihei……”saoleyiyanzhouwei,lumingweiweiyixiao,dunshifenbijishu。

“wengwengweng……”jiaoshilimianshibushidechuanlaiyizhencangyingmingjiao。

“heihei……luming!ninashenmehewopin?”shijuanfaxialai,yangguangyiliandedeyi,zheixiekaotidoushizijizuoguode。

“ng?!”raner,dangtakandaolumingzhuangtaideshihou,dunshijingyadebibushangzuile!

zhikandaolumingyiliandexiaoyi,zuoshoufenbijishu。shifendeqingsong。napashizaitakanlaibijiaonandetilumingyanjingdoubudaizhayixiade??!

“heng!zhuangeryi,ziwoanweibale!”yangguanglenghengleyisheng,suihoukaishidajuan。

shijianyidianyidideliushizhe。youyibufendetongxueyijingzhouzhemeitoule。dangran,yeyouyibufentongxuejinjinshitingleyixiabianyouxiele。erlumingdexiaoyigengnongle。

“heihei……zuotiandeshumeiyoubaikan,zuowenzhengzhongxiahuai!”xiewanzijidezuowen,lumingluchuleyimocanlanxiaorong。

接下来才是正菜!

“woqu?!zheigehuozheimemeng?”quanchenggaoneng,yijingkaikaoyigexiaoshile。lumingjingranyijiuzaifenbijishu,meiyousihaokunnan……

jianguilema?yangguangkouxinziwen!napashitaziji,cikeyedoubudebutingxialaihaohaodezhuomoyifan。erkanlumingzheishitougengbenjiutingbuxialai。

“laoshi!wokeyijiaojuanma?”zhengzaizhouweidetongxueditoufenbizhiji,lumingdeshengyinxiangleqilai。

“傻冒!”

tingdaozheihua,zhouweidetongxuedoushiluchuleyimobiqi。

daduyejiubale,mingzhidaoyingbulehaizhuang?youyisime?nigaodezheixierendoumeifahaohaodajuan!

“jiaoba!feiwu。”cikeyangguangtingxiabi,kanleyiyanzijimanyideshijuan。suihoupieleyiyanluming。

zaitakanlai,lumingzheishizhuangguotoule!

“ng?!”laoshiwenciyan,yandilveguoyimobuyue。zheiyangdexueshengtazheshibuxihuan。taiaole!

“ng?!”raner,dangtajieguolumingdeshijuan,xianshiweiweiyileng。suihoumiansedabian。

“hahaha……shamao!zhenshigeshamao。hewobi……lumingnijiuzhunbeijiaowoyeyeba!”yangguangyeshiqishen,jiaoleshijuan。

“hahaha!hao!haowenzhangya!”liangjiuzhihou,laojiaoshouluchuleyimojidong,gankai。lvlelvzijidexiaba,lianliangantan。

“laoshi,ninguojiangle!”tingdaozheihua,yangguangdunshiyilianxiyi。erlumingzaoyijinglikailejiaoshi。

“haha!haishiwomenyangguangdagelihaiya!wenxuedizaomeideshuo。”

tingdaolaojiaoshourucikuajiang,zhouweideyixiexueshengdunshiliuxupaima。gongxideshuozhe。

ranerjiexialaideyijuhua,queshilingdezhongrenmudengkoudaishuobuchuhuale!

“feiye!feiye……woshuodeshimingyuelumingdexuezi!”suihoulaojiaoshoumantuntundeshuozhe。

“e……”wenciyan,yangguanglianseyizhenqingbai。zhanzaiyuandibuzhisuocuo!