第二章 一定要考武科!

教室中。

fangpingmantouwushui,neixintante。

haoburongyidengdajiataolundechabuduole,fangpingtongletongpangbiandechenfan,dishengdao:“ma……mazongshi,shimahuateng?”

chenfanlianseyibian,shunjianbiandeyansuqilai,renzhendao:“fangping,zhihuzongshizhiming,zheishizuidadebuzunzhong!”

方平:“……”

fangpingzheishihouyouxiexiangku,haojiahuo,lianmingzidoubunengtile,xiaomagezheiweifengjing,jianzhibizongtonghaiyaokepa。

buguofangpingyequedingleyijianshi,qiedelaozongguoranhaishixiaomage。

qiyedui,laozongyedui,weiyibuduidejiushidajiakouzhongdewudaoqiangzhele。

zongjuedeyoushenmeqiguaidedongxi,tuwudijiazaqizhong,rangfangpingrugengzaihou。

qiangyaxiafanbodeyuwang,fangpingzhuangruowuyidao:“zuijinmangzhezhunbeigaokao,yemeikanshenmexinwen,nigenwoshuoshuo,tingtingyoumeiyoushenmeyouyisideshi?”

chenfanbuyiweiyidao:“haibushizhiqiandeneixieshi,yejiumazongshitupobapin,zheishiyouxiechurenyuliao。”

chenfanbushitaixihuanbagua,keqianpaideweilailuosaihuziyangjian,haisuanjiantan。

zheishihoushangke**haimeixiang,yangjianyetingdaolefangpingdewenhua,zhuantouxiaoshengdao:“quedingdedaxinwendaoshibuduo,buguoqianjitianwokanleyixiabaguaxinwen,daoshizhidaoyidianxiaodaoxiaoxi,yebuzhidaozhunbuzhun。

tingshuoalideneiweimadashi,jinqikenengtupoleqipin,weiliezongshizhiwei!

baidudelizongshi,haoxiangyezhunbeibiguan,tupobapinjing,lizongshitupoqipindeshijianheqiedemazongshixiangchawuji,buguojinjinianlizongshiwudaojinzhanmeiyoumazongshikuai,nengbunengtupobutaihaoshuo。

duile,haiyougexiaoxi,zanmennanjiangshengdezhangzongdu,henyoukenengzaijinqitupoqipin。

yidanzhangzongdutupoqipin,neikejiulebudele,zanmennanjiangjiruoduonian,rujinjiujiweilaoyibeiqipinzongshizuozhenyifang,zhangzongdunianjibuda,tupodehua,youwangzaijinyibu,yisaonanjiangwudaojiruodewanji。

haiyou,jinnianwukedakaoqian,zanmenxuexiaohaoxiangqinglequniankaoshangnanjiangwudadeyiweixuezhangjiwomenzuoyanjiang……”

yangjianluoyibujuedishuozhebagua,kefangpingjuedezijihaoxiangzaitingtianshu。

yangjianshuodebaguaxiaoxi,dabufendoushihewuzheyouguandexiaoxi。

moumoumoukenengyaotupole,moumoumouzhengzaibiguan。

zheiqizhong,youxierenfangpingtingshuoguomingzi,bujuxianyushangjie,baokuoyanyijie,shenzhibaokuozhengjie。

congyangjianbujingyideyixiehuayuzhong,fangpingkeyiganshoudao,wuzhezaizheigeshehui,diweihenzunchong,qipinyixiadeqiangzhe,yangjiandouyidashiweihouzhui,qipinyishanggengshichengzhiweizongshi。

lingyidianyekeyikanchu,fanshizhimingrenwu,haoxiangdoushiwudaoqiangzhe。

youhuozhehuanjuhuashuo,bushiqiangzhe,yechubuleming。

qijian,fangpingsuikouwenleyiju,zheixierenyouduoqiang?

jieguoyangjianhenbukeqi,laileju:“suibianlaiyiweiwuzhe,dounengbazanmendachengshaizi!”

dengshangke**xiangle,chenzhelaoshihaimeilai,yangjianlveyougankaidao:“kaobushangwuke,buchengwuzhe,yibeiziyejiuzheiyangle。

dangguanbuguoshi,jingshangyeshiruci,putongrenxiangmaotou,nana!”

zheihuayichu,fangpingzaicifaleng。

erzhiqianmeizenmekaikoudechenfan,yeyouxieshiluo,dishengdao:“wuzhebijingshishaoshu,hekuangduiwomeneryan,wuluncongshangcongzheng,kongpadouzoubudaoneiyibu,yemeibiyaozaihuzheixie。”

tongguoliangrendeduihua,fangpingyinyinyueyuejianganshoudaoleyidiandongxi。

kebuguanshinazhong,fangpingdounengganshoudaozheigeshehuiduitadenongnongeyi!

buchengwuzhe,buchengqiangzhe,napazijishizhongshengzhe,kongpayezhinengyibeizizaidicengdazhuan。

guanjianshi,xianzaifangpingyanzhonghuaiyi,zijidaodishibushizhongsheng?

suirantongxueyangmaomeibian,mingzimeibian,baokuoneixiedalao,qiyemingcheng,douduideshanghao。

keturanmaochugegaonengzhiye,qitadezhenhezijijiyizhongdexiangtongma?

youxinxiangzaiwenjiju,buguocikelaoshiyijingjinlejiaoshi,qitarengehuigewei,meizaixianliao。

erqiezheixiedongxi,zaiqitarenkanlaidoushichangshixingdedongxi,fangpingyebuxiangzaixiwenxiaqu。

zaiwenxiaqu,kongpazheixiejiahuodouyaohuaiyitashiyile。

xianglexiang,chenzhelaoshizhuanshendekongxi,fangpingdishengxunwenchenfandao:“zanmenxuexiao……xuexiaofujinhaiyouwangbama?”

chenfanyouxieqiguaidikanletayiyan,buguohaishihuifuleyiju:“dangranyou,nizhiqianbushijingchangquneigelantianwangbama?”

“呼!”

fangpingtulekouqi,diandiantoumeizaishuohua,kanlaiyouxiedongxihaishiyiyangde。

biruzheigemingzisutaodewangbahaizai,wangbajiranzai,shuomingyouxiedongximeibian,zijifangxuelequwangbachachaziliao,yinggainengchadaozijixiangyaolejiedexunxi。

jianfangpingrushizhongfu,chenfanhaishishanyitixingdao:“suiranzanmenkaobushangwuke,keyebunengfangqi,wenkekaodehao,yiyangyouchurentoudidejihui,shuobudingyihouhaiyouchengweiwuzhedejihui。

gaokaozaiji,wangbahaishishaoqu……”

fangpingxiaozhedianlediantou,zuowei“pingfanerrenzu”dechengyuan,chenfansuiranhuabuduo,kedajiatiaojianchabuduo,duizijizheigetongzhuohaisuanguanxin。

……

haoburongyiaowanleshangwushengxiadejijieke,fangxue**yixiang,fangpingjiujimangwangwaizouqu。

zheishihoudeta,manduzideyihuoxuyaojieyi。

chenfanjianfangpingjicongcongwangwaizou,xianglexianghaishizhuishangqianshuodao:“niquchifanhaishiquwangba?”

“网吧。”

“zaodianhuilai,xiawudiyijieshibanzhurendeke。”

fangpingyingleyisheng,zheishihoudeziji,yinweifumudouzaishangban,zhongfandoushizaixuexiaofujinkuaicandianchi,buyonghuijia。

chenzhezhongwudekongxian,taneiqiangliedeqiuzhiyu,rangtahenbudemashangquwangbalejieyixiezijibuzhidaodedongxi。

maizhekuaijiedebufa,fangpingjiandansaoleyiquanyantudehuanjing。

hejiyizhongyiyang,yangchengyizhongbingmeiyoushenmebutongzhichu,tongxuehelaoshiyedouhenzhengchang,fangpingmeikandaoyourenfeiyanzoubi。

yaoshuofancha,dagaijiushixuexiaozhongduoleyixieqiguaidexuanchuanbiaoyuhezhaopai。

“beizhangaokao,wukewolaile!”

“pinsiyibo,lizhengwuke!”

“kaowuke,laiqingniao——qingniaowudaofudaoban,ninzuijiadexuanze!”

“yikexueqiwan,baonishangwuke!”

“……”

ruguobushizheixieqiguaidewanyizhengdaguangmingdichuxianzaixiaoyuanzhong,fangpingjueduiyouliyouxiangxin,shengunhemaidaliwandehunjinlexuexiao。

kecike,kansuoyourenxiyiweichangdeyangzi,fangpingmingbai,zheizhongjiubushizijijiyizhongdeshijie。

zhiyuchajudaodiyouduoda,haiyaodengzijinongqingchulecainengzhidao。

……

shifenzhonghou,fangpingdidalejulixuexiaobusuantaiyuandelantianwangba。

haishishuxideweidao,haishishuxidezhaopai。

dangniankanqilaitinggaodashangdewangba,rujinzaikan,xiandepolanbukan,“lantianwangba”sigezidoukuaikanbuchulaile。

maibutaruwangba,menkoubataizuozhedehaishineigeshuxieryouyouxiemoshengdenvwangguan,nianjibudadexiaonvsheng。

如今再看……

fangpingjuedezijiqingchunshidai,yanjingkendingzhangdeyoudianwai。

yeshi,zhenyaomeipotianji,zuoshawangguan。

saoleyiyannvwangguan,fangpingmeixinsiliaomei,jiusuanliao,zheizhongdangcidemeiziyebushihegaodashangdezhongshengzhe。

buguoyixiangdao“mazongshi”,neizhongyouranershengdefushiganshunjianpomie。

zhongshengzheshitinggaodashangde,keguanjiandezhongshengduidifanga!

xinlifufeilejiju,fangpingyebutuola,zhibenzhutidao:“kaitaijizi,duoshaoqianyixiaoshi?”

“3块。”

nvwangguanhuidadeyegancui,jinjiezhejiudao:“shihuiyuanma?bushihuiyuankaigehuiyuan,chong50song10kuai。”

fangpingyiliangaoao,landedalita。

chong50caisong10kuai,taixiaoqile!

zaishuo……ninazhiyanjingkanchulaiwoxiangshiyou50kuaiqianderenle?

shangwujijieke,fangpingyijingmoqingchulezijideshenjia,quanbucaifu28kuaizheng。

zheidianqian,baokuozijidezhongwufanqian,xiangchong50yedenadechulaicaixing。

wushilewangguandetuixiao,fangpingcongdoulimochuyizhang5yuandachao,manlianaojiaodipaizaibataishang。

dangran,nvwangguanyewushiletazheizhongqiongb,rengguolaiyizhanglinshihuiyuankajiubuzaidalita。

fangpinghenxianghanyiju“moqishaonianqiong”,buguokaolvdaowangguanjibietaidi,zheihuayihouliujidalaojiuhao,meizaihewangguanjiaojing,nazhelinshihuiyuankaqulewangbajiaoluo。

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网吧一角。

suizhediannaodakai,fangpingrujisikedisousuozijixiangyaozhidaodexunxi。

youlandexianshipingdengguang,yingshedefangpinglianseyouxieyinsen。

ruguozheishihouyourenzuozaifangpingfujin,jiunengganshoudaofangpingdeyiyang。

shierliansebianhuan,shierfenfenbuping,shieryaoyaqiechi……

youshihou,haiyoujijuguomacongfangpingkouzhongtuchu,yebuzhidaoshizaimalaotian,haishizaimashei。

yigeduoxiaoshihou,jiqizidongguanji,wangfeiyongwanle。

fangpingmeixinsizaichongqian,daizhexiexumimangheleran,maibuzouchulewangba。

tachuwangbadeneiyichanei,fangpingmiansejiandinglexuduo,yaoyaqiechidao:“kaowuke!”

fangfohaibuzuyizhengmingzijidejuexin,fangpingyoubuchongdao:“yidingyaokaowuke!”