第五章 嘿嘿嘿!(打劫,投票!)

zainankaikou,weileweilai,haishiyaokaikoude。

bijingxiazhouyijiuyaobaoming,fangpingyoubushishen,mingtianyitianshijianeryi,daonachouyiwankuaiqianqu。

dengfuqinfangmingrongtuozhepibeideshenzihuijia,yijiarenshangzhuochifanzhiji,fangpinghaishikaikoule。

“ba,xiagexingqiwukebaoming,woxiangbaokaowuke,baomingfei……yaoyiwankuaiqian。”

fangpinghuayinyiluo,zhenggewuzishunjiananjinglexialai。

fangmingrongjinniansishichutou,mianxiangbusuancanglao,buguoyouxiecangbai。

fangmingrongzaiyangchengjiaoquyijiataocichanggongzuo,busuanjishugongzhong,yejiushiputonggongrenbale。

zairujinpugongrenjungongzi2000zuoyoudeyangcheng,fangmingrongmeiyuegongzichabuduodouyou3000kuaiyishang。

bushilaobanduoshangshita,yebushifangmingronggandeyouduohao。

guanjianzaiyu,taocichanggongzuojiule,rongyidexifeibing,suoyigongziyaogaoyixie,chabuduoshinajiankanghuanqian。

kefangmingrongqueshibudebuzuo。

jialilianggehaizi,yigeshanggaozhong,yigeshangchuzhong,yishizhuxing,nayangbuyaohuaqian。

haiyaojifangpingcundaxuexuefei,haidekaolvdaxuebiyehoufangpingjiehunmaifang,quanjiariziguodedoujinbabade。

yiwankuaiqian,chuqurichangkaixiao,liangkouzichabuduoyaobannianshijiancainengcunxialai。

rujinshehui,wudaoweizun。

fangmingrongsuiranshiputongren,keyemingbaiwukenankao,nanrushangqingtian!

ruodadeyangcheng,meinianshuwanxueshengcanjiagaokao,qizhongkaoshangwukede,liangzhishoudounengshudeguolai。

fangpingsuozaideyangchengyizhong,zaiyangchengyesuanzuihaodegaozhongle。

kezongranruci,yangchengyizhongqunianyecai5renkaoshanglewuke,eryizhonggaosanxueshengjiejin1500ren,putongbanyou20duoge。

07nian,zhei20duogeputongban,kaoshangwukedezonggongliangren。

zheixiexiaoxi,canjiaguojicijiazhanghuidefangmingrongbingbumosheng,shenzhiyizhonglaoshizhudongxuanchuan,yinweinengzaiputongbankaochulianggewukesheng,zheibushiquedian,fanershiyoudian,zhideyizhonglaoshimenjiaoao。

xianzai,huayiwankuaiqian,boyigexuwupiaomiaodejihui,zhidema?

fangmingrongmeijizhekaikou,liyuyingyuyanyouzhi。

fangyuandizhenaodaimeiganshuohua,biqifangpingcailejiezheixiedazhongchangshi,yijingshangchuzhongdefangyuanbifangpinglejiedeyaogengduo。

fangmingrongduanzhexiaojiubei,kanleerziyiyan,guolepianke,diandiantoudao:“daihuirangnimabayinxingkajini,mingtiannizijiququyiwankuaiqian。”

“ba……”fangpingyaoleyaoyaguan,jiuxiangshuojijuhuaanfuyixiafuqin。

quebuxiangfangmingrongzhijiedaduandao:“buguankaoshanghaishikaobushang,niyouzheigexinjiugoule。

jiusuankaobushang,qimaduodianjingyan,yihouyuanyuanshanglegaozhong,nihainengzhidianyixia。

jialisuiranbufuyu,kezheishiyibeizidedashi!”

suiranbubaoxiwang,kebaokaowukeguanxidaozheibeizinengfouliyuyuelongmendedashi,ruguofangpingzijibuti,neifangmingrongyebuhuishuo。

keerzitile,dabulejiexialaijiadianban,yiwankuaiqianhaibuzhiyutuokualefangjia。

fuqinzheimeshuo,fangpingyebuzaiduoyan。

zheishihou,shuozaiduohaoqingzhuangyuyemeiyong。

hekuang,fangpingyemeibawonengzhendekaoshang。

tashizhongshenglemeicuo,keyoubushixiuxianguilai,wukewuke,napabuzhidaojutiyaokaonaxiexiangmu,yezhidaokendinglibukaishentisuzhizhileide。

shijishang,fangpingjiandanlejieleyixia,yaoqiubizheigengduo。

nengfoukaoshangwuke,xianzaidefangpingshizhendehaowubawo。

buguojiusuankaobushang,yihouzhuandaqiannanshuo,zhuandianxiaoqianhaishibunande,yeweibimeiyouchengweiwuzhedejihui。

suoyiduiweilai,fangpingjuedejiusuanzijizoubudaozuigaodian,yebuhuirutongxianzai,weile20kuailinghuaqiankengmei。

jiejueledangqianzuidadelanluhu,fangpingxinliqingsonglebushao。

fangyuanshijialidehuobao,jiandajiahaichenjinzaiganggangdehuatizhong,xiaoxixidizhuanyihuatidao:“fangping,nizhenyaokaowuke?”

fangpingjianzhuangxiaodao:“dangran,dengnigewokaoshanglewuke,chenglewuzhe,yihounijiufadale。

xiagexueqi,quxuexiao,nijiukeyigentongxuexuanyaoshuo‘wogeshiwuzhe’le。

woganbaozheng,daoshihounijiushinimenxuexiaodexiaoba,yihouzaiyemeirenganhanni‘yuangungun’le。”

“方平!”

fangyuanzaiciqiji,xiaoyatouyinweilianyuanyuande,mingziyedaigeyuan,shangchuzhongmeijitian,jiubeidiaopidenanshengqulegewaihao——yuangungun!

weizheishi,xiaoguniangdouzhunbeiheneijigenanshengjuedoule。

fangpingxianzaishinahubukaitinahu,fangyuanqijizhixia,yegubudejilaogeliumianzi,naonudao:“nikendingkaobushang,langfeizheimeduoqianhaiburumaidianhaochide!”

“圆圆!”

fangmingrongfufujihushitongshihechiyiju,fangyuanyemashangxingwuguolai,dizhenaodaigunongdao:“wojiushishuoshuo,shuobudingjiukaoshangleni。”

fangpingxiaoleyisheng,chaofangyuanzuolegenieliandedongzuo,qidefangyuanyigejingdifanbaiyan。

……

dengchiwanwanfan,liyuyingjiubajiazhongdeyinxingkanajilefangping。

tamingtianhaiyaoshangban,fangpingyebushixiaohaizile,zijiquqianmeiwenti。

yiqianjialixuyaoyongqiandeshihou,youshihouyerangfangpingququ。

jieguoyinxingkadefangping,poweigankai,nannandao:“bamayegoufangxinde,jiubupawoquanjiqule……”

kaliziranbuzhiyiwankuaiqian,huanchengyiqian,fangpingziranshibuhuidongde。

可现在……

huanglehuangnaodai,fangpingyaoyaotou,zheizhongshihaishisuanle,youxuyaojiuzhijiehefumushuohaole,zijibugaoerqu,neihetouyemeichabie。

……

一夜无话。

第二天,4月6号。

fangpingqilegedazao,kefumubitaqidehaizao,yijingchumenshangbanle。

jiandanxishuyifan,canzhuoshanghailiuzhemuqinzaoshangzuohaodezaocan,jidiexiaocai,yiwanchaodejincancandejidan。

xiguanleshangbantuzhongmaizaodianbianzoubianchidefangping,zuozaiyizishangmanyouyoudichizhe,zheizhongganjuehaizhenyoujifenxiangshou。

ruguoxianzaideta,shidanchundehuidaoguoqu,neifangpingzhendeyidianbuji。

高考算什么?

napabugaokao,yitazheixieniandeshehuililian,zhuazhuyixiejiyu,chengshierqidegailvhengao!

kexianzaibuyiyang,zhuabuzhuzheiciwukedakaodejihui,yihouhainengbunengzaiyouzheiyangdejihui,neijiubuhaoshuole。

erqieyiribuchengweiwuzhe,zuodianshengyidoudezhanqianguhou。

fangpingfendeqingzhuci,zheidangqian,zhuyaodebianshigaokao,youqishiwukekao!

qitade,doudewanghoupai。

chufeizheicikaobushang,neifangpingjiexialaicaihuikaolvqitadetujing。

jiangjiexialaidezhucifenqing,fangpingchiwanzaofan,bianzhunbeichumenquqian,shunbianzaiguanchaguanchaqingkuang,lejieyixiaxianzaishehuidejutichayi。

zhengyaochumen,fangjianzhong,yijingchuandaizhengqidefangyuanjimangpaolechulai,jicongcongdao:“fangping,woyequ!”

“你去干吗?”

“wobuguan,fanzhengwoyequ,haidejiwomaihaochide,sheirangnibawolinghuaqianyongle。”

fangpingshixiao,buguoyemeijujue,zhishiququqian,youbushishenmesimishi。

youzheiyatouzai,shuobudinghainengbimianyixiemafan,bijingfangpingyebuzhidaozheishijiehaiyoumeiyouqitadetabulejiededongxi。

……

chumendeshihou,shijianhaizao,fangpingyebujizhequyinxing。

hefangyuanbingpaizouzaijiedaoshang,fangyuanyebuyongtaguan,xizizidedongzhangxiwang,kanshenmedouhaoqi,nongdehaoxiangtacaishizhongshengdeyiban。

xiaoquwaidejiedao,heyinxiangzhongbingwutaidadebutong。

ruguomeiyouneixieaiyandeguanggao,neifangpingjiuyaoqingsongdeduo。

“zirunhufu,zongshiyongleyeshuohao!”

“tebu,biwuzhepaodegengkuai!”

“jiachuanmifang,yibaorukou,wuzhedaoshou!”

“……”

linlinzongzong,jihudounenghewuzhecheshangguanxi。

ershijishang,zheimexienianlai,yangchengshushiwanrenkou,zhenzhengliuzaiyangchengdewuzhe,kongpabuchaoguo20ren。

wuzhe,qishijuliyangchengdebaixinghenyaoyuan!

kezheibufangaidajiataolun、guanzhu,yijidaguanggaoxuanchuan,fanzhengyoumeitezhishei。

zheigeshidai,wudaoqiangzhecaishizhenzhengdedamingxing。

dangran,damingxingyibanyeshiwudaoqiangzhe。

yanlukanleyiquan,fangpingwushilezheixieaiyandexuanchuanguanggao,lushangjifangyuanmailejichuanhaocheng“wuzhechileyeshuohao”dekaochuan,cikefangpingdoulizhishengxiayizhang10yuanchaopiao。

xiaogunianglezizide,sihaomeichajuedao,fangpinghuadeqishishitadelinghuaqian。

dengzhuanleyiquan,fangpinglingzhefangyuanwangbuyuanchudeatmjizouqu。

……

chaka,shumima,quqian。

shumimadeshihou,fangyuanfangzeisidebangfangpingbafeng,sichuzhangwang,shengpasheiguolaitoukui。

cishideatmji,yicizuiduoqu2000kuai。

dengatmjituchudiyibichaopiao,fangpinggangnadaoshoushang,huranlengleyixia。

lengshenzhong,fangpingyishijianmeiyoujixujinxingcaozuo。

zhengzaibafengdefangyuan,jianzhuangjimangdao:“fangping,shibushiyoujiaqian?shangciwojiukandaoxinwenshangshuoguo,yinxingatmjiyeyoujiaqiande,yinxinghaibuchengren……”

xiaoyatouyouxiejile,xiaozuibalabalagebuting,shuodaozuihouhaiyouxieshengqidao:“zanmendehuanhuilai,zhaoyinxingderenqu!”

cikedefangping,queshimeitaizaiyitashuoshenme。

meitouweiweizhouqi,xianglexiang,fangpingjixuzaijiqishangcaozuoqilai,kaishiqudierbizijin。

henkuai,dierbide2000kuaiyecongchuchaokoutuchu。

fangpinglianmangjiangqiannarushouzhong,jiexialai,hediyiciyiyang,fangpingnazheqiantingdunlehaoyihuimeidongdan。

yipangdefangyuanzheishihouyeyouxiemomingqimiaole,qiguaidao:“fangping,nishale?”

“daodishibushijiachaoa?”

“你说话啊!”

“wei,fangping,niganmani!”

“方平……”

“掉钱眼里了?”

xiaoguniangzuibajiumeitingxieguo,pangbiandefangpingcetoukanletayiyan,huranjiangshouzhongdechaopiaodijitadao:“ninazhe。”

fangyuanyuandududexiaolianmanshimangran,buguohaishijieguolechaopiao,nazaishoushangkanzhefangping。

fangping:“shenmeganjue?”

fangyuan:“……keyibubaowuke,zanmenmaihaochidema?”

fangpingdourandaxiaoqilai,yuqifeisudao:“zheimeshuo,jiushimeiganjuele?”

fangyuanzheishihouyoubaozoudechongdong,yuanliuliudedayanjingdengzheta,qinaodao:“niyouqifuwo!”

“mei,zheicizhenmeiyou。”

fangpinglianshangdexiaoyizheyanbuzhu,jinjiezhejiudao:“ganggangdouniwanni,haole,wojixuquqian,quwanlezanmenhuijia!”

jiexialai,fangyuanjiukanzhezijidage,shahuhudikaishiquqian。

zhisuoyishuotashahuhude,shiyinweifangpingquqiandecaozuotaiguo**。

yihuiqu100kuai,yihuiqu200kuai,fanzhengmeiyicixiangtongde。

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jiudangfangyuanyiweitayaozhongbaosinangdeshihou,youkandaoleliangxiayandeyimu!

fangpingqule,youjicunlejinqu,qule,youjicunlejinqu,lailaihuihuidejinxingcaozuo,chedibafangyuanjikanmengle。

hezhifangyuan,qishiliangrenhoumianhaiyoubierendengzhequqian。

fangpingbazhanzheatmjidoukuaichaoguobanxiaoshile,yankanzhezheijiahuohaiyaojixu,houmianzhongyuyourenrenbuzhubaozoudao:“xiaohuozi,xinglea!quyibaiwan,cunyibaiwan,zheimezhangshijianyegouleba!”

fangyuanhaixiao,lianpibugouhou,jiashangzijuelikui,shunjianxiaolianbiandehongpupude,shijinglachezhefangpingdegebo。

erfangpingyeshiyandechabuduole,buhuangbumangdibaduoyudeqiancunlejinqu,bakazouchu。

dengchuleatmjifanwei,fangpinghuranmanmianchunfeng,jiuzheimepangruowurendi“heiheihei”xiaogebuting。

yipangdefangyuanjuedezijihanmaodouyaoshuqilaile,fangpingzheishishou**le?

“方平?”

“嘿嘿嘿……”

“ni……nibiehewo?”

“嘿嘿嘿嘿嘿……”

“wuwu,fangping,nidaodizenmele?”

“heiheihei……keke,meishile,huijia!”

jianfangyuanzhenkuaibeizijihekule,fangpinggankeyisheng,qiangyaxiakuangxiaodechongdong,lazhexiaoyatoujiuwangjiazou。