第1章 这哥哥能不能要了

“轰隆隆——”

dianshanleimingjian,doudadeyuluoxia,zazaibolichuangshang,fachu“padapada”deshengxiang。

yuchengjiemaoweizhan,banmizhemoukanleyanyouxilixuanhaodejiaose,rourouyouxiesuantengdeshouwan,taanximaikefeng,zhaixiaerjizouxiangchuangbian,gujiefenmingdeshoulakaichuanglian,kanleyanchuangwaidepangtuodayu,tachuimou,jiaoxiadedibanshile。

zaoxieshihou,tajiangchuangzikailefengtongfeng,zhiboqianmeiguan,dayuchuanguoshachuang,chuangrutadeyimusanfendi,zaimuzhidedibanshangzachuyipiantiandi。

xiatiandeyulaidezongshihenji,reqingmenglieditaguangerlai,yuchengzuifande,jiushishandian,zongrangtajuede,youyouxianrenzaidujie,wuzhetafanrenpingdandeshenghuole。

zheichangyulaishi,zhengqiaoshitashangyijuyouxijizhan。

taningmeikanzhezheitanshuizi,haokandemouzilishanguoyisifanzao,xiangdaoyouxiyinggaikuaikaishile,taguanhaochuang、lashangchuanglian,dakaifangjiandedeng,youzuohuidianjingyishang。

zaitalikaideyifenduozhongli,zhibojianlipinglunshualeshangbaitiao,culvekanqu,chulekuatade,jiushizaicaitaganggangganmaqule。

yuchengqinglexiasangzi,dakaimaikefeng,mianshanglenglengqingqing,dichendesangyinlidaizhedaobumingdewenhe,“waimianxiayu,woguanchuanghu。”

shuozhe,tadazaijianpanshangdezuoshouqinghuanglexia。

tazhibojinyinian,fensiyiqianliangbaiduowan,budandanshiyinweitadayouxidejishuhao,gengduodeshiyinweitashengyinhaoting,yiji,zhangleyishuangfeichangpiaoliangdeshou。

zhibojianzhongfensimenyizhidingzheyuchengshoukan,suoyijiantashoushangdongzuo,zaijiehetashuodehua,likejiumingbaiguolai。

——yushenshipawomenkanbuqingshou!!!

——woshuoganggangkanyushendeshouzenmehuminghuliangdeni,yuanlaishidengmeikai,waimianhuminghuana!

——aaa,yushenhaotiexin!

tazhibodemingzijiao“yushiba”,yinweitashengrishishiyuebahao,danfensibuzhidao,shenzhijuedezheimingziyouxietu,daduoshihoudoushijiaota“yushen”。

diannaopingmushang,youxizairuwancheng,xitongtishiyouxikaishi。

“kaishile。”yuchengshuowan,zhijieguanledanmu,zhibofanghoutaiyunxing,zhuanxincaozuoqiyouxirenwulai。

tadayouxideshihoubutaixihuanshuohua,napashizaizhibo,fangjianlishunjianbiananjingxialai,zhishengjianpandeqiaodashengheyudizazaibolishangdeshengyinxianghujiaodie。

yiqiangzhigedefangjianli,yujiujiupengzheshouji,dingzhepingmushangde“defeat”,zhijuedeyizhenxinsuan。

带不动啊!

真带不动!

youxihaizaijiesuanjiemian,meilaidejitui,talikeqiehuanledao[kekejiaxiaobaobei]deqqqun,qunzhu“yikexiaohemiao”yijinglianxufalejigedakudebiaoqing。

“yikexiaohemiao”shiweiwangluoxieshou,yujiujiushitadiyibenyanqingxiaoshuodeshufen,yeshidiyipijinfensiqunderen,hetaguanxihaibucuo,haoburongyihuyouletahezijiyiqiwanyouxi。

quezenmeyemeixiangdao,jishushizhendecaidaojiale。

kezijifendezuozhe,jishulanchulechongzhehainengganma!

【shijiujiuya:kekebieshangxin,youshengzhinian,niyidingkeyishangfende!】

【yikexiaohemiao:wuwuwu……wobuxin,guorancaijibupeiwanyouxi。】

houmianjingenzhe“zibi”、“yaoluoleile”、“daku”jigebiaoqing。

qunliluxuyourenbeizhalechulai,fanyinghentongyi,xianchaoxiaokekeyifan,ranhouzaianweita。

chenzheyourenanweikekedekongdang,yujiujiuchuaizheshouji,liudaolegebifangjian。

yuguangpiejianfangjianmenbeidakai,yuchengdiyishijianjiuguanlezhibojiandeshengyin。

“youshi?”tatiaomei,kanleyujiujiuyiyan,youjixuqukandiannaopingmu。

yujiujiuxiaopaodaodiannaozhuopangdunxia,naodaidazaizhuomianshang,tuozhangleweiyin,youdiansajiaodeyisi,“gege,nengbunengqingnibangmangdaiyigerenshangfena?”

“什么游戏?”

yujiujiujiangshoujiyemianjitakan,shidangxialiuxingdeyikuanmobashouyou。

“男的女的?”

“nvdenvde。”yujiujiulimashuodao。

“bubang。”yuchenglenglengdirengxialianggezi。

yujiujiu:“……”neiniwenneimeduo?

qiuwen,zheigegehainengbunengyaole?zaixiandeng,tingjide。

“nei,ruguotashinande,ninengdaima?”