第5章 妈咪通缉令

yunqingqingjiuzheiyangpinizheyunmengrou,hongchunqingche,wumei、zhangkuang。

“怎么,很失望?”

yunmengrouluchuyifujianguiyiyangdebiaoqing,zhuanshenjiuyaolikaishi,quebeitamengranzhuaizhu。

“yunxiaojiesihuyouxiejianwanga,zanmenhaiyoubizhanghaimeisuanqingni。”

yunmengroudiaozhengleyixiaqingxu,lenglengdao:“zheiweixiaojie,qingfangshou,wogenbenjiuburenshini!”

yunqingqingchixiaodao:“burenshiwomeiguanxi,kenigangcaizhaorelewojiabaobei,zheibizhangwozongyaogennisuanyisuan。”

jiantameiyouchechujiuzhang,yunmengroufanerfangxialexin。

“jiranyaosuanzhang,neiwomenjiusuanqingchu,wozheishuangxiezikeshi**bande,bingqiehennanqingliwuwu,beitazheimeyicaipashibunengchuanle。”

“多少钱?”

yunmengroujiangyunqingqingshangxiadaliangyifan,tashenshangdeyiwusuiranshiverde,danqueshitacongweijianguodekuanshi。

talikerendingleyunqingqingshenshangchuandeshimaopaihuo。

kanlai,tazheiwunianlaishenghuodebingburuyi。

tasuijiyilianqingmie:“zheikeshiwojiajiugebangwomaixiadeverzuixinkuan,jiazhishiwan,buguowochuanlejici,neijiujinidagewuzhe,peiwowuwanjiuhaole。”

“十万是吗?”

yunqingqingzhuanshenzouchurenqun。

yuntangxiaochaozheyunmengrouzuolegeguilian:ganrewomami,nisidingle。

yunmengrourenbuzhuzhoumei,yishijiangaobuqingyunqingqingdaodixiangzuoshenme。

piankehou,yunqingqinglinzheyiluochaopiaozouleguolai。

chaopiaoyitayitadezazaileyunmengroudelianshang、shenshang。

“jirannineimequeqian,songnihaole!”

neixieqianjiangyunmengroulianshangdemojingzafei,huashangletadelian。

taqijibaihuaidao:“yunqingqing,nifengle!”

yitaqianyouzaleguolai,jingzhundezazailetagangzhenghaodebizishang。

“啊!”

yunmengrourentongjiangbiziniezheng,yanmouxinghongdedengzheyunqingqing:“wunianbujian,nidaoshizhanglebenshi!”

“chi,wunianle,wohaiyiweiniyijingernvchengqunleni,meixiangdaoliangezhengjingmingfendoumeiyou,kanlaitameiyouxiangxiangzhongdeneimeainia。”

yunmengroubeichuozhongletongchu,qidehunshenfadou。

dantajuebushiruo,lengxiaodao:“nihuilaidezhenshishihou,guobuleduojiujiukeyiheshangwogenjiugedexijiule。”

tazhuanshenjiuyaozoushi,quetingyunqingqinglenglengdao:“manzhe。”

“你还想怎样?”

“qianwoyijingfule,baxieliuxia。”

yunmengroumolemoya,suijijiangxiezituoxia:“kanlainiyirujiwangdexihuanwochuanguodedongxi……”

包括男人。

yunqingqingjieguoxiezi,bingmeiyoufangzoutadeyisi。

tachuimoukanxiangyuntangxiao:“tangbao,gangcaizheinvrenmanile?”

yuntangxiaojianyoumamijizijichengyao,likeyigaigangcaideruoxiaowuzhu,qiazhexiaoyaoqishixiongxiongdao:

“tashuowoyouniangshengmeidiejiao。”

yunqingqingdeyanmoushuranyileng:“neiwoyaobuyaoqingtaqinzilaijiao?”

yunmengrouxinligedengtiaoleyixia,tademuguangjinjindesuodingyuntangxiao。

xixiyikan,zheihaiziqifenxiangyunqingqing,sanfenxiangfengjiuxiao。

nandaozheihaizishifengjiuxiaodenver?

dangnianyunqingqingshengdebingbushidantai,ershilongfengtai?

可恶!

dangniantabeizhei**zhusheleyizhendajiliangdemayao,shengyunenglishousun,zhijinrengzaichiyao。

zheige**pingshenmeshengxiajiugedehaizi!

“jiugexinlimeiyounideweizhi,nijiusuandaizhetuoyoupinghuilai,tayebuhuiduokanniyiyan!”

yunqingqingchishengxiaodao:“wunianqianwokanbushangdeweizhi,wunianhougengbuhuifangzaiyanli。”

dangnian,taaidezhishineigeren,congweizaihuguotadeshenfendiwei。

xianzai,tadexinyijingsile,ziranbuqidaiyufengjiuxiaohuiyourenheqingganjiuge。

“neinidaodixiangyaoshenme!”

yunqingqingjiangliangzhixiezhongzhongdediuzailetadeshenshang:“dangranshixiangjiaojiaonizenmezuoren!”

yizhixiezazaileyunmengroudetoushang,yizhixiezazailetadefubu,tengdetadaochoulengqi。

tawuzhefubudishengdao:“wunianqiannidoubuguowo,wunianhou,nigengbushiwodeduishou!”

yunqingqingmengranchezhuletadetoufa。

“啊,放手!”

tatiezaitaerbiandao:“wodehaojiejie,nandaoniwangjiwunianqianduiwosuozuodeyiqiele?”

yunmengroushunjianjiaodishenghan。

cikedeyunqingqingyourudiyuxiuluo,tashilaisuomingde。

buzhidaosheihanleyisheng:“tazhangdehaoxiangyunjiadaxiaojie?”

renqunzhonglikesaodongqilai。

yunmengroulikewuzheliancongmanglikai。

yunqingqingkanzhetalangbeideshenying,goulegouchun。

yandou,woyunqingqingyouhuilaile。

zheiwunianlai,tashoujinmonan,weilelianggebaobei,quebudebuxiaozheyanxiazheifentongku,yuhuozhongsheng。

rujin,tayijingbuzaishiwunianqianneigexiangxiayatou。

tahuiyongjinyiqieshouduannahuishuyuzijideyiqie。

……

huidaojiudian,lianggexiaojiahuohenkuairushui,danyunqingqinghaiyouxuduoshiqingyaomang。

jiantalikaihou,youbaoqiaoqiaodexialechuang。

taqingxidejide,dadianhuadenanrenyutaxiangmaoxiangsi,erqietajingguomamishenbianshi,mamideqingxumingxianbuduijing。

haiyounanrendiankaishipinshi,tasihuhaikandaoleyigeyuzijixiangmaoxiangfangdenanhai。

xinghaotadangshiliulegexinyan,qiaoqiaodepaileyizhangzhaopian。

youbaodakaidiannao,jiangzhaopianshuru,wangyeshanghenkuaichuxianleneigenanrendeziliao。

fengjiuxiao,nan,ershibasui,fengshizongcai,quanqiufuhaobangpaimingdiyi。

wunianqianmimidinghun,yunyouyizi,xiaotaiziyebeibaohudejihao,xiangmaobuxiang。

youbaoshenchuxiaoshoufumozhepingmushangderongyan。

baitiandeshihouliangrenyouxiejuli,takandebushihenqingchu。

xianzaikanlai,tajianzhijiushizheigenanrendesuoxiaoban。

ruoshiliangrenmeiyourenhedeguanxi,neicaishijianlegui。

cishiyoubaodeheikehaoshanleshan,yitiaoxinxidanlechulai。

xiaopangxie:youyudianxia,xiaowansuizuijinfabuleyitiaotongjiling,yaobuyaojie?

youbaozhengweidiedideshiqingfachou,dunshihuidao:bujie!

xiaopangxie:duifangchujiaershiwanwo。

ershiwana,zugoutazuoliangcixuetoude。

youbaosuijigaibianlezhuyi:jie,batongjilingfaguolai。

嘀嘀嘀!

xiaopangxiejiangxinxiyuzhaopianfaleguolai。

zhijianzhaopianpangxiezhemamitongjilingjigedazi。

qiaole,tazhaodiedi,yourenzhengzhaomami。

dangtadiankaizhaopianshi,likezhoulezhoumei。